Van Weasel
@vanweezer.bsky.social
Terminally online. Photography posted is mine, if not I'll attribute it.
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Lunar New Year, Ramadan, and black history month all at the same time will open a portal to the earth 2.0 timeline where Woke 2.0 is waiting to invade
February 18, 2026 at 12:11 AM
Lunar New Year, Ramadan, and black history month all at the same time will open a portal to the earth 2.0 timeline where Woke 2.0 is waiting to invade
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please for the love of god put a content warning on any mentions of the secretary of health and human services’ scrotum.
February 18, 2026 at 12:09 AM
please for the love of god put a content warning on any mentions of the secretary of health and human services’ scrotum.
Lunar New Year, Ramadan, and black history month all at the same time will open a portal to the earth 2.0 timeline where Woke 2.0 is waiting to invade
February 18, 2026 at 12:11 AM
Lunar New Year, Ramadan, and black history month all at the same time will open a portal to the earth 2.0 timeline where Woke 2.0 is waiting to invade
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This Lunar New Year go ahead and treat yourself to putting the cart before the horse
February 17, 2026 at 6:04 PM
This Lunar New Year go ahead and treat yourself to putting the cart before the horse
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RFK Jr and Kid Rock won't see your jokes making fun of them, but the two parasites fighting for a host near your closest sewer drain might
February 17, 2026 at 11:12 PM
RFK Jr and Kid Rock won't see your jokes making fun of them, but the two parasites fighting for a host near your closest sewer drain might
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DAVID LYNCH: you need to fix their hearts or they will die
CARDIOLOGIST: I’m only letting you say that to me because you’re David Lynch
CARDIOLOGIST: I’m only letting you say that to me because you’re David Lynch
February 17, 2026 at 11:47 PM
DAVID LYNCH: you need to fix their hearts or they will die
CARDIOLOGIST: I’m only letting you say that to me because you’re David Lynch
CARDIOLOGIST: I’m only letting you say that to me because you’re David Lynch
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Listen guys, all I'm saying is that if your ballot said to pick Hitler or super saiyan Hitler I would be disturbed if you didn't vote for hitler
October 9, 2024 at 12:07 AM
Listen guys, all I'm saying is that if your ballot said to pick Hitler or super saiyan Hitler I would be disturbed if you didn't vote for hitler
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Is the word Whole supposed to look like cum
February 17, 2026 at 11:12 PM
Is the word Whole supposed to look like cum
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definitely gonna have a crowded "dumb asshole who can't get out of the low single digits" lane in 2028
Stephen A. Smith: "We wouldn’t have a border crisis under my watch."
"We ain’t defunding any police… There’s gonna be more."
It's with much regret I foresee the inevitable, he's running
"We ain’t defunding any police… There’s gonna be more."
It's with much regret I foresee the inevitable, he's running
February 17, 2026 at 11:16 PM
definitely gonna have a crowded "dumb asshole who can't get out of the low single digits" lane in 2028
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If you’re a bluesky elder you legally have to send me money today
February 17, 2026 at 4:34 PM
If you’re a bluesky elder you legally have to send me money today
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Lemon Party-coded imagery
February 17, 2026 at 10:41 PM
Lemon Party-coded imagery
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새해복많이받으세요
Chúc mừng Năm Mới
新年快乐
Ramadan Mubarak
Laissez les bons temps rouler
however you celebrate the beginning of spring, I hope it connects you more with your heart and your community
Chúc mừng Năm Mới
新年快乐
Ramadan Mubarak
Laissez les bons temps rouler
however you celebrate the beginning of spring, I hope it connects you more with your heart and your community
February 17, 2026 at 2:01 PM
새해복많이받으세요
Chúc mừng Năm Mới
新年快乐
Ramadan Mubarak
Laissez les bons temps rouler
however you celebrate the beginning of spring, I hope it connects you more with your heart and your community
Chúc mừng Năm Mới
新年快乐
Ramadan Mubarak
Laissez les bons temps rouler
however you celebrate the beginning of spring, I hope it connects you more with your heart and your community
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February 17, 2026 at 9:59 PM
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The Labubu left at Karl Marx's grave is the most powerful gesture of love and commitment to communism.
February 17, 2026 at 8:58 PM
The Labubu left at Karl Marx's grave is the most powerful gesture of love and commitment to communism.
People always shoot these ideas down with "they don't have enough people!" As if they aren't just going to also call in a shit load of bomb threats.
There will be a diversity of rat fuck tactics.
There will be a diversity of rat fuck tactics.
One of my biggest fears about the midterms is that ICE could flood the polls with agents who perform Kavanaugh Stops on every non-white person before they get a chance to cast a ballot, then detain them until voting is over. Which is not far-fetched at this point. www.huffpost.com/entry/ice-po...
February 17, 2026 at 8:00 PM
People always shoot these ideas down with "they don't have enough people!" As if they aren't just going to also call in a shit load of bomb threats.
There will be a diversity of rat fuck tactics.
There will be a diversity of rat fuck tactics.
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hello again, I cooled my jets for the weekend when I probably should have kept pushing, tried to figure something else out but the day has hit, I need to make up the difference so it'll clear. thank you to everyone who's helped so much and reshared and hopefully don't hate me #mutualaid #helpsky 💕💸
February 17, 2026 at 6:51 PM
hello again, I cooled my jets for the weekend when I probably should have kept pushing, tried to figure something else out but the day has hit, I need to make up the difference so it'll clear. thank you to everyone who's helped so much and reshared and hopefully don't hate me #mutualaid #helpsky 💕💸
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I stopped believing in everything once I learned that horses have around 14 horsepower
September 5, 2023 at 11:41 PM
I stopped believing in everything once I learned that horses have around 14 horsepower
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You can lead a horse to water, but if he doesn't drink the glue factory is just a mile upstream...
July 21, 2025 at 9:42 PM
You can lead a horse to water, but if he doesn't drink the glue factory is just a mile upstream...
Ok, I might need to rewatch this show
February 17, 2026 at 4:37 PM
Ok, I might need to rewatch this show
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this is who i picture ever time someone says vote blue
February 17, 2026 at 4:28 PM
this is who i picture ever time someone says vote blue
This is who I picture every time someone says vote blue
February 17, 2026 at 4:23 PM
This is who I picture every time someone says vote blue
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This is who I picture every time someone says vote blue
February 17, 2026 at 4:18 PM
This is who I picture every time someone says vote blue
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This is who I picture every time someone says vote blue
February 17, 2026 at 4:15 PM
This is who I picture every time someone says vote blue
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jesse jackson was constantly played as a punchline on 90s late-night TV to the point that i didn't understand his history of activism and serious left-leaning political platform until i was much older. i have to think, to some degree, that was on purpose.
February 17, 2026 at 3:40 PM
jesse jackson was constantly played as a punchline on 90s late-night TV to the point that i didn't understand his history of activism and serious left-leaning political platform until i was much older. i have to think, to some degree, that was on purpose.
Feels like I could keep reskeeting this until the heat death of the universe
When was Jefferies gonna impeach Nome again?
February 17, 2026 at 3:58 PM
Feels like I could keep reskeeting this until the heat death of the universe