Van Weasel
@vanweezer.bsky.social
Terminally online. Photography posted is mine, if not I'll attribute it.
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I wrote this in April 2020.
I’m Fine
There are no innocuous questions anymore. “How are you today?” a cashier asked me. “I’m fine,” I said out loud to myself. Before the virus this interaction was the polite way to respond without saying anything. People with depression, trauma, or stress could
I’m Fine
There are no innocuous questions anymore. “How are you today?” a cashier asked me. “I’m fine,” I said out loud to myself. Before the virus this interaction was the polite way to respond without saying anything. People with depression, trauma, or stress could
Stranger things kids action figures are definitely the last gasp for cash, right?
Right??
Right??
November 18, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Stranger things kids action figures are definitely the last gasp for cash, right?
Right??
Right??
What I learned today is that taking time off will always be met with punishment
November 18, 2025 at 4:21 AM
What I learned today is that taking time off will always be met with punishment
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Part 2:
“If I burned my hand on your old-fashioned radiator,” Olivia had written, “I would still yearn for your heat.”
Sadly, I raised my hand to our Georgetown townhouse’s central heating vent. Once again, I was not the note’s intended recipient.
“If I burned my hand on your old-fashioned radiator,” Olivia had written, “I would still yearn for your heat.”
Sadly, I raised my hand to our Georgetown townhouse’s central heating vent. Once again, I was not the note’s intended recipient.
November 18, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Part 2:
“If I burned my hand on your old-fashioned radiator,” Olivia had written, “I would still yearn for your heat.”
Sadly, I raised my hand to our Georgetown townhouse’s central heating vent. Once again, I was not the note’s intended recipient.
“If I burned my hand on your old-fashioned radiator,” Olivia had written, “I would still yearn for your heat.”
Sadly, I raised my hand to our Georgetown townhouse’s central heating vent. Once again, I was not the note’s intended recipient.
You never step in the same chocolate fountain twice
November 18, 2025 at 3:27 AM
You never step in the same chocolate fountain twice
Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness skeet upon them
November 18, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness skeet upon them
🚨 BREAKING 🚨Congress approves release of file Epstein-files-final-final-approved.pdf
DJT is calling on Congress to release the Epstein files so they must have had enough time to dispose of all the parts that mention him
November 18, 2025 at 2:54 AM
🚨 BREAKING 🚨Congress approves release of file Epstein-files-final-final-approved.pdf
I have to say, I don't save a lot of meme videos to my phone ever. Like this might be the only one. And I had no idea it would somehow still be relevant today lmao
November 18, 2025 at 1:49 AM
I have to say, I don't save a lot of meme videos to my phone ever. Like this might be the only one. And I had no idea it would somehow still be relevant today lmao
All done. Time for another drink
November 18, 2025 at 1:23 AM
All done. Time for another drink
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aaron sorkin drowned in his own cum when he saw this
President Trump walking past the flag at the Whitehouse which has fallen to the ground
November 18, 2025 at 1:10 AM
aaron sorkin drowned in his own cum when he saw this
I can see the weave coalescing rn
November 18, 2025 at 12:56 AM
I can see the weave coalescing rn
This is a better polling methodology than anything Nate Silver ever did
33% ain't bad work in politics
November 18, 2025 at 12:53 AM
This is a better polling methodology than anything Nate Silver ever did
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We are back to posting (apologies)
November 18, 2025 at 12:45 AM
We are back to posting (apologies)
Unreskeeting bangers I reskeeted months ago to keep the haters guessing
November 18, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Unreskeeting bangers I reskeeted months ago to keep the haters guessing
what’s your favorite line delivery
November 18, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Much to consider...
November 18, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Much to consider...
It WILL light your house on fire about 5% of the time
An LLM powered toaster designed to never let the toast burn
November 18, 2025 at 12:19 AM
It WILL light your house on fire about 5% of the time
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#3157 A helpful tutorial
November 17, 2025 at 11:40 PM
#3157 A helpful tutorial
One custom sign (he won, get over it) and one faded 2016 sign that's basically white and grey now. The farmers seething with apathy
Stay tuned for a rural roadside political sign report
November 17, 2025 at 6:05 PM
One custom sign (he won, get over it) and one faded 2016 sign that's basically white and grey now. The farmers seething with apathy
Nothing like a 4 hour commute day
November 17, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Nothing like a 4 hour commute day
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Why is the cat's antibiotics bubble gum flavored?
November 16, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Why is the cat's antibiotics bubble gum flavored?