Van Weasel
@vanweezer.bsky.social
Terminally online. Photography posted is mine, if not I'll attribute it.
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If I had my face as a pfp how much would y'all freak out
December 30, 2025 at 8:32 PM
If I had my face as a pfp how much would y'all freak out
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see? you don’t need AI or homophobia to dunk on the president.
January 3, 2026 at 4:08 PM
see? you don’t need AI or homophobia to dunk on the president.
Going to daydream of a better world
Elect me president and I'll put lithium in the drinking water
January 3, 2026 at 4:06 PM
Going to daydream of a better world
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Libs in 2026: Listen, I didn't like being assigned to this concentration camp either. I just don't think chanting 'death to america' is helpful!
November 13, 2024 at 2:56 PM
Libs in 2026: Listen, I didn't like being assigned to this concentration camp either. I just don't think chanting 'death to america' is helpful!
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Thinking about this for no reason
Futurama War Were Declared
YouTube video by ralexh
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January 3, 2026 at 1:32 PM
Thinking about this for no reason
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Yesterday I was granted divine foresight...
January 3, 2026 at 1:19 PM
Yesterday I was granted divine foresight...
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I‘m discontinuing my social media use for the foreseeable future and I want to explain why.
I woke up in the new year to discover that some guy on here had saved photos I took on New Year’s Eve and used Grok to remove my clothes. I know this because he showed me.
I woke up in the new year to discover that some guy on here had saved photos I took on New Year’s Eve and used Grok to remove my clothes. I know this because he showed me.
January 3, 2026 at 2:25 PM
I‘m discontinuing my social media use for the foreseeable future and I want to explain why.
I woke up in the new year to discover that some guy on here had saved photos I took on New Year’s Eve and used Grok to remove my clothes. I know this because he showed me.
I woke up in the new year to discover that some guy on here had saved photos I took on New Year’s Eve and used Grok to remove my clothes. I know this because he showed me.
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you know who i bet is experiencing a totally unique combination of feelings right now is juan guaido
January 3, 2026 at 3:20 PM
you know who i bet is experiencing a totally unique combination of feelings right now is juan guaido
The kids look up just to see if we are shooting into or out of the bus this time
Being an American feels like getting on a school bus and then your bus driver decides to do a drive by
January 3, 2026 at 3:15 PM
The kids look up just to see if we are shooting into or out of the bus this time
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The line of thinking that brings one to the conclusion that it will be fine once he dies is the same one that got us here and is also the same reason people get real scared if you do materialist analysis of anything.
It's not going to get better when he McFlatlines
January 3, 2026 at 3:02 PM
The line of thinking that brings one to the conclusion that it will be fine once he dies is the same one that got us here and is also the same reason people get real scared if you do materialist analysis of anything.
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It's not going to get better when he McFlatlines
January 3, 2026 at 2:56 PM
It's not going to get better when he McFlatlines
None of the party leaders are going to say impeachment today. Such a low bar to clear and I know they won't do it
January 3, 2026 at 2:37 PM
None of the party leaders are going to say impeachment today. Such a low bar to clear and I know they won't do it
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Who will be the first celebrity to say "death to America"
March 1, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Who will be the first celebrity to say "death to America"
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Can we get Death to America trending??
October 27, 2023 at 12:25 AM
Can we get Death to America trending??
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I feel like I haven’t even been properly lied to about the purposes of this war
January 3, 2026 at 9:13 AM
I feel like I haven’t even been properly lied to about the purposes of this war
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Are we supposed to call our reps and tell them we don’t like when the president engages in overt war crimes, or can we trust them to get there on their own?
January 3, 2026 at 1:46 PM
Are we supposed to call our reps and tell them we don’t like when the president engages in overt war crimes, or can we trust them to get there on their own?
We go live for a reaction to Steven Miller:
January 3, 2026 at 1:58 PM
We go live for a reaction to Steven Miller:
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CBS News guy: so do I *not* get to go water skiing with DJ Khaled?
January 3, 2026 at 1:47 PM
CBS News guy: so do I *not* get to go water skiing with DJ Khaled?
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Trump expands his mass kidnapping operations to other part of hemisphere
January 3, 2026 at 1:40 PM
Trump expands his mass kidnapping operations to other part of hemisphere
Thinking about this for no reason
Futurama War Were Declared
YouTube video by ralexh
youtu.be
January 3, 2026 at 1:32 PM
Thinking about this for no reason
Yesterday I was granted divine foresight...
January 3, 2026 at 1:19 PM
Yesterday I was granted divine foresight...
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i believe the unilateral abduction of a head of state and commission of air strikes against his country's civilian and political infrastructure is deeply unamerican and a gross and unsettling violation of fundamental US and international laws and norms. however,
January 3, 2026 at 10:37 AM
i believe the unilateral abduction of a head of state and commission of air strikes against his country's civilian and political infrastructure is deeply unamerican and a gross and unsettling violation of fundamental US and international laws and norms. however,
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The Simpsons (Series, 1989 - )
January 3, 2026 at 12:59 PM
The Simpsons (Series, 1989 - )
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Gee, I sure hope no one kidnaps MMMYYY president...
January 3, 2026 at 9:52 AM
Gee, I sure hope no one kidnaps MMMYYY president...