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Van Weasel
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Terminally online. Photography posted is mine, if not I'll attribute it.

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Lunar New Year, Ramadan, and black history month all at the same time will open a portal to the earth 2.0 timeline where Woke 2.0 is waiting to invade
February 18, 2026 at 12:11 AM
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please for the love of god put a content warning on any mentions of the secretary of health and human services’ scrotum.
February 18, 2026 at 12:09 AM
Lunar New Year, Ramadan, and black history month all at the same time will open a portal to the earth 2.0 timeline where Woke 2.0 is waiting to invade
February 18, 2026 at 12:11 AM
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This Lunar New Year go ahead and treat yourself to putting the cart before the horse
February 17, 2026 at 6:04 PM
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RFK Jr and Kid Rock won't see your jokes making fun of them, but the two parasites fighting for a host near your closest sewer drain might
February 17, 2026 at 11:12 PM
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DAVID LYNCH: you need to fix their hearts or they will die

CARDIOLOGIST: I’m only letting you say that to me because you’re David Lynch
February 17, 2026 at 11:47 PM
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Listen guys, all I'm saying is that if your ballot said to pick Hitler or super saiyan Hitler I would be disturbed if you didn't vote for hitler
October 9, 2024 at 12:07 AM
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Is the word Whole supposed to look like cum
February 17, 2026 at 11:12 PM
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definitely gonna have a crowded "dumb asshole who can't get out of the low single digits" lane in 2028
Stephen A. Smith: "We wouldn’t have a border crisis under my watch."

"We ain’t defunding any police… There’s gonna be more."

It's with much regret I foresee the inevitable, he's running
February 17, 2026 at 11:16 PM
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If you’re a bluesky elder you legally have to send me money today
February 17, 2026 at 4:34 PM
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Lemon Party-coded imagery
February 17, 2026 at 10:41 PM
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새해복많이받으세요
Chúc mừng Năm Mới
新年快乐
Ramadan Mubarak
Laissez les bons temps rouler

however you celebrate the beginning of spring, I hope it connects you more with your heart and your community
February 17, 2026 at 2:01 PM
Did you join Bluesky in November of 2024? Want to know more about the accounts on this site? We'll have I got an opportunity for you! Today only, you can ask your favorite Russian bot about why they be doing all that...

Ask a bot anything
February 17, 2026 at 9:59 PM
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The Labubu left at Karl Marx's grave is the most powerful gesture of love and commitment to communism.
February 17, 2026 at 8:58 PM
People always shoot these ideas down with "they don't have enough people!" As if they aren't just going to also call in a shit load of bomb threats.

There will be a diversity of rat fuck tactics.
One of my biggest fears about the midterms is that ICE could flood the polls with agents who perform Kavanaugh Stops on every non-white person before they get a chance to cast a ballot, then detain them until voting is over. Which is not far-fetched at this point. www.huffpost.com/entry/ice-po...
February 17, 2026 at 8:00 PM
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hello again, I cooled my jets for the weekend when I probably should have kept pushing, tried to figure something else out but the day has hit, I need to make up the difference so it'll clear. thank you to everyone who's helped so much and reshared and hopefully don't hate me #mutualaid #helpsky 💕💸
February 17, 2026 at 6:51 PM
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I stopped believing in everything once I learned that horses have around 14 horsepower
September 5, 2023 at 11:41 PM
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You can lead a horse to water, but if he doesn't drink the glue factory is just a mile upstream...
July 21, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Ok, I might need to rewatch this show
February 17, 2026 at 4:37 PM
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this is who i picture ever time someone says vote blue
February 17, 2026 at 4:28 PM
This is who I picture every time someone says vote blue
February 17, 2026 at 4:23 PM
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This is who I picture every time someone says vote blue
February 17, 2026 at 4:18 PM
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This is who I picture every time someone says vote blue
February 17, 2026 at 4:15 PM
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jesse jackson was constantly played as a punchline on 90s late-night TV to the point that i didn't understand his history of activism and serious left-leaning political platform until i was much older. i have to think, to some degree, that was on purpose.
February 17, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Feels like I could keep reskeeting this until the heat death of the universe
When was Jefferies gonna impeach Nome again?
February 17, 2026 at 3:58 PM