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Van Weasel
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Terminally online. Photography posted is mine, if not I'll attribute it.

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Jane Lynch as Sue Sylvester from the show Glee. She's sitting and making the face of someone outlining an evil plan. The caption, "I'm going to create an account that's so asymmetric"
November 26, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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Russell Crowe in the original gladiator film. He's holding his arms out and beckoning to a small audience, "are you not entertained?"
November 26, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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I am too sexy to have to work today
Mirror selfie. I'm wearing a v-neck burgundy knit sweater with a pink and purple flannel pattern collared shirt underneath. The sleeves are rolled up a bit to show off more cuff. Green slacks, beaded bracelet, glasses, beard, receding hairline, it's all there
November 26, 2025 at 12:43 PM
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Red Dawn 2: Let the right one in
A picture of Chinese president Xi Jinping. He's wearing a suit and waving while he smiles weakly at the camera
November 26, 2025 at 11:56 AM
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How I'm rolling up to Thanksgiving
Picture commonly used to be Sisyphus rolling a boulder up a mountain. Superimposed over the large round boulder is a holiday ham packaging picture
November 26, 2025 at 11:46 AM
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Tonight's vibe, NW 📽️
DVD in a protective sleeve. The Grand Budapest Hotel. A picture of a large, fancy, pink hotel is nestled in the mountains with the film title above it
November 25, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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Too scared to be heartbroken if this movie doesn't hold up to my memory of it. So I never watch it
DVD in a protective sleeve. The Majestic starring Jim Carrey. A picture of him being lifted on the shoulders of others with the movie title
November 25, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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They're now ripping off Toni Morrison novels
Motivational poster style meme. Illustration of feathers falling on a background that looks like early evening sky. The fake quote: "If you want to fly, give up everything that weighs you down." -Buddha
November 25, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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If this Buddha sees you on the road he's gonna whip your ass
A picture of a small Buddha figure on a desk. The caption " Wake up every morning believing today is going to be better than yesterday."
November 25, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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Gendo Ikari has got to be swedish chef right? Sam eagle also has the vibe but I want the human hands for this reshoot
Gendo Ikari from the anime Evangelion. He's seated in a chair and folding his hands together menacingly
November 25, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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Martha Stewart ain't got nothing on me
8 tiny baby pumpkin pies. Almost bite sized. Like small cupcakes. They are darker brown than normal because I added dark brown sugar instead of light
November 23, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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Haters incandescently mad at the new kicks
A picture of my feet stretched out in a pile of leaves. I'm wearing a teal green pair of Adidas somba style shoes
November 22, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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Can I say something without everyone getting mad?
A package of candy canes. 6 of them, yellow and white colored. The package indicates they are Mac and cheese flavored
November 22, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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I'm built different I guess
A meme picturing a car driving on the highway. It's at an exit lane. The green sign overhead indicates that going straight is for "protecting my mental state" and exciting is labeled "learning cursed Internet lore about freaks telling on themselves" the car in the image is a blue four door sedan that is in the middle of a sick burn out skid it's doing in order to make the exit at the last moment. It's labeled "me"
November 22, 2025 at 12:52 PM
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Goat korma and lentil soup is fixing me
A table setting of goat korma curry and yellow lentil soup in white plateware
November 20, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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Please read a fucking book. I suggest this one
Book cover, title: One day, everyone will have always been against this by Omar El Akkaf. Blood red with a drawing of a small child holding flowers and a bomb/missile falling from the sky down towards them
November 19, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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The doctor says it's fatal
Duck duck go search results for the term "goodlegsniosis" which results in talking about gnosticism and the "American institute of gnostic anthropology"
November 19, 2025 at 6:35 AM
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Syndrome, the evil superhero from the first incredibles movie. He's smuggly monologuing from the air above the viewer. He's wearing a black and white super suit and has bright red hair that it styled like his head is a lit matchstick. There's a speech bubble implying they are saying the quoted skeet
November 18, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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My town is too small to be specific to it but I'll give you another cursed Midwestern invention:
A Mac and cheese pizza. It's a menu style photo of the dish, a pizza with the toppings being Mac and cheese with shell shaped pasta. Sometimes it's made with literal boxes of craft. If this is upsetting, be glad I couldn't find a better picture of spaghetti pizza...
November 18, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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Captain Kirk meme from the movie where he's yelling at Khan. The caption "Touchy!"
November 15, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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Come sit a spell and tell me a story
Long exposure picture of a fire pit. The flame looks extra fierce. Like someone's blowing air in the coals to flare it up
November 14, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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This video gains a new and terrifying context today
November 14, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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We still got it
November 13, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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It's about what you'd expect
November 13, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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Assume the position!
Same picture as before but I've walked down to the water level and I'm holding a roundish flat stone
November 13, 2025 at 2:47 PM