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PLEASE ask me about Gay
February 10, 2026 at 5:59 AM
repost with a photo of yours that would make a good album cover
February 10, 2026 at 6:26 AM
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July 4, 2025 at 7:40 AM
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ink on paper, colored in Photoshop

credit to @girlawhirl.bsky.social for the concept
July 13, 2025 at 7:57 AM
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tonight's quiet rehearsal: a quick cover of Jackson C. Frank's Dialogue (I Want to Be Alone), vocal and acoustic
July 24, 2025 at 5:52 AM
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August 21, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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lol. lmfao. roflmao, even
September 10, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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"I look at PICTURES. They're worth a thousand words dontcha know. So while you're reading one word at a time I'm reading a thousand words at a time. Checkmate, reader."
February 10, 2026 at 5:37 AM
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They're building concentration camps with my tax money Chuck. They're torturing children. They're murdering innocent people on the street. What are you doing.
Our DHS reform demands are exceedingly reasonable.

We're asking ICE to do nothing more than follow the standards that the vast majority of law enforcement agencies already follow.

Republicans, the ball is in your court. The clock is ticking.
February 10, 2026 at 3:45 AM
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lying in bed clapping to make the lights turn off (i do not have a clapper)
February 10, 2026 at 5:33 AM
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a hotdog that’s just hotdog skin
February 10, 2026 at 3:04 AM
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[friends explaining the concept of a Valentine to me]

Them: So, if you like someone you give them a heart...

Me: *pulls out blade*

Them: ... shaped card.

Me: *puts blade away*
February 10, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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finally saw a complete unknown recently (liked it!) and it's got me listening to dylan's 60s stuff again for the first time in a very long time. found myself noodling with this iconic cut off the "another side" lp:

it ain't me babe
February 10, 2026 at 3:30 AM
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Is there a single person in this country whose life has gotten better since a year ago. Even the assholes in charge seem miserable
February 10, 2026 at 4:30 AM
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[breaking up with an english major]

me: it's not you it's me

him: it's not me it's I
February 10, 2026 at 5:12 AM
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I took my dog to a well-shoveled spot in the park and kept throwing a ball for him to chase into an area with high snow walls. At first, I mentally called it the snow oubliette, but then was like, no…it’s the snoubliette.
February 10, 2026 at 5:02 AM
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February 10, 2026 at 4:50 AM
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“But the kid didn’t win the Grammy” says the people cheering on Donald Trump taking a Nobel peace prize hostage
February 9, 2026 at 7:33 AM
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At the end of the day, it does not matter who the kid is. He has one more Grammy than Kid Rock.
February 9, 2026 at 7:28 AM
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Transferring my consciousness into a gas station pepperoni stick
February 10, 2026 at 4:05 AM
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one of those cellphone holders on your belt only it’s for your emergency burrito
February 5, 2026 at 6:03 PM
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hello 911? yea me again…something was on my tv that wasnt tailored specifically to the demographic im in
February 10, 2026 at 3:51 AM
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"I already know all the letters, so there's nothing left for books to offer."
Andrew Tate is ’too smart to read’ and says books are for ‘slow brains’
In a viral clip, Andrew Tate dismisses reading as a pastime for "slow brains" while saying he prefers a life of chaos and adrenaline
www.irishstar.com
February 10, 2026 at 4:07 AM
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it’s too bad he’s the scum of the earth earth cuz he’d be hilarious otherwise
February 10, 2026 at 4:10 AM
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Officially under contract on my condo and the buyer is asking if he can pay extra for me to leave it fully furnished. This is, truly, a dream come true.
February 10, 2026 at 3:38 AM