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what if we made out like bandits
November 11, 2025 at 5:37 AM
what if we made out like bandits
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This is my Chinese cave gecko. It caves less than the Democrats.
November 11, 2025 at 3:41 AM
This is my Chinese cave gecko. It caves less than the Democrats.
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Striking everyone posting about Zohran Mamdani's wife with a rolled-up newspaper. That's enough, freaks
November 11, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Striking everyone posting about Zohran Mamdani's wife with a rolled-up newspaper. That's enough, freaks
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not so much a dance as an acceptance of the inevitable
November 11, 2025 at 5:40 AM
not so much a dance as an acceptance of the inevitable
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I need a nice/not-cheap looking chest of drawers for clothing that’s no more than 25 inches wide or 47 inches tall for this spot - any suggestions, brethren?
November 11, 2025 at 5:36 AM
I need a nice/not-cheap looking chest of drawers for clothing that’s no more than 25 inches wide or 47 inches tall for this spot - any suggestions, brethren?
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*getting hit in the face with a shovel
My god, I love you.
My god, I love you.
November 10, 2025 at 2:26 PM
*getting hit in the face with a shovel
My god, I love you.
My god, I love you.
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Joyce Carol Oates should say he can't do backflips off the roof next
November 11, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Joyce Carol Oates should say he can't do backflips off the roof next
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All the fleeting ghosts from the corners of your eyes are more apart than anything in front of you so please, keep them in mind sideways for the panoramic pick up lines, condemned tire swing matchmakings just laying around and around in your yard
November 11, 2025 at 5:41 AM
All the fleeting ghosts from the corners of your eyes are more apart than anything in front of you so please, keep them in mind sideways for the panoramic pick up lines, condemned tire swing matchmakings just laying around and around in your yard
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practising my vulcan nerve pinch until morale improves
November 11, 2025 at 12:44 AM
practising my vulcan nerve pinch until morale improves
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some girls are sugar and spice and everything nice,
i'm nonsense and shenanigans and whatever was in Kurt Cobain's cardigans
i'm nonsense and shenanigans and whatever was in Kurt Cobain's cardigans
November 8, 2025 at 12:09 AM
some girls are sugar and spice and everything nice,
i'm nonsense and shenanigans and whatever was in Kurt Cobain's cardigans
i'm nonsense and shenanigans and whatever was in Kurt Cobain's cardigans
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[in my sultriest voice] I'm officially a costco executive card member. Just upgraded from gold star today
November 11, 2025 at 3:33 AM
[in my sultriest voice] I'm officially a costco executive card member. Just upgraded from gold star today
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I have voted
for the deal
that was on
the Senate floor
and which
is probably
caving
to fascism
Forgive me
the flight delays were
so annoying
and so old
for the deal
that was on
the Senate floor
and which
is probably
caving
to fascism
Forgive me
the flight delays were
so annoying
and so old
November 10, 2025 at 5:25 AM
I have voted
for the deal
that was on
the Senate floor
and which
is probably
caving
to fascism
Forgive me
the flight delays were
so annoying
and so old
for the deal
that was on
the Senate floor
and which
is probably
caving
to fascism
Forgive me
the flight delays were
so annoying
and so old
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“I’ll just slip into something more comfortable,” I say, walking into the ocean.
November 11, 2025 at 5:25 AM
“I’ll just slip into something more comfortable,” I say, walking into the ocean.
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My sister is about to pass away and quite frankly, I’ve just about had enough of all this shit
November 11, 2025 at 5:16 AM
My sister is about to pass away and quite frankly, I’ve just about had enough of all this shit
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And now for some of my rock and fossil collection. Mosasaurus tooth with fish jawbone, polychrome jasper, purperite, pink halite.
November 11, 2025 at 4:37 AM
And now for some of my rock and fossil collection. Mosasaurus tooth with fish jawbone, polychrome jasper, purperite, pink halite.
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I think that’s enough of raw-dogging life, going forward I’m leaning heavily into LSD.
November 10, 2025 at 2:53 PM
I think that’s enough of raw-dogging life, going forward I’m leaning heavily into LSD.
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at your party fingering the strings of this bad boy
November 11, 2025 at 5:22 AM
at your party fingering the strings of this bad boy
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i will never log off
November 11, 2025 at 5:22 AM
i will never log off
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Trump asks supreme court to throw out jury’s finding in E Jean Carroll lawsuit
Trump asks supreme court to throw out jury’s finding in E Jean Carroll lawsuit
Writer and author had testified, and won, at trial that the president had sexually assaulted her in the mid-1990s
Donald Trump asked the US supreme court on Monday to throw out a jury’s finding in a civil lawsuit that he sexually abused writer E Jean Carroll at a Manhattan department store in the mid-1990s and later defamed her.
Trump’s lawyers argued in a lengthy filing with the high court that allegations leading to the $5m verdict were “propped up” by a “series of indefensible evidentiary rulings” that allowed Carroll’s lawyers to present “highly inflammatory propensity evidence” against him. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
November 11, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Trump asks supreme court to throw out jury’s finding in E Jean Carroll lawsuit
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Once I told a teacher I didn’t have my algebra homework because the gales of November came early. She failed me, which was very disrespectful to the sailors lost that day.
November 11, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Once I told a teacher I didn’t have my algebra homework because the gales of November came early. She failed me, which was very disrespectful to the sailors lost that day.
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When there’s a little more dinner you can eat while you’re cleaning up, that’s called The Cleaner Upper’s Delight
November 11, 2025 at 2:58 AM
When there’s a little more dinner you can eat while you’re cleaning up, that’s called The Cleaner Upper’s Delight
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you can wear creased clothes anywhere no-one can stop you
November 11, 2025 at 2:23 AM
you can wear creased clothes anywhere no-one can stop you
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cracking open a tall boy who’s a cold one
November 11, 2025 at 2:01 AM
cracking open a tall boy who’s a cold one
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OUT: entering your Jesus year (33)
IN: entering your Bluesky year (38)
IN: entering your Bluesky year (38)
November 11, 2025 at 12:07 AM
OUT: entering your Jesus year (33)
IN: entering your Bluesky year (38)
IN: entering your Bluesky year (38)
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This is so so so stupid.
Just do your jobs idiots.
Just do your jobs idiots.
Jeffries says Democrats may file ACA discharge petition
Jeffries told reporters Monday that he is considering filing a discharge petition to force a vote on extending the Obamacare enhanced premium tax credits.
punchbowl.news
November 11, 2025 at 2:56 AM
This is so so so stupid.
Just do your jobs idiots.
Just do your jobs idiots.