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· Feb 10
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today, my brother would have turned 49 🥹 so I’m gonna try to bake this silly little Jellycat birthday cake to make it slightly less rough
December 25, 2025 at 6:07 PM
today, my brother would have turned 49 🥹 so I’m gonna try to bake this silly little Jellycat birthday cake to make it slightly less rough
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stop looking for the helpers and be the motherfucking helper
November 7, 2024 at 1:44 AM
stop looking for the helpers and be the motherfucking helper
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🎶 we’re making a list and checking it twice; gonna find out who’s naughty and nice 🎶
[me and Santa carefully scrutinizing the questionable DMs i receive]
[me and Santa carefully scrutinizing the questionable DMs i receive]
December 25, 2025 at 6:44 AM
🎶 we’re making a list and checking it twice; gonna find out who’s naughty and nice 🎶
[me and Santa carefully scrutinizing the questionable DMs i receive]
[me and Santa carefully scrutinizing the questionable DMs i receive]
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They should make rich people who can survive without constant validation
December 25, 2025 at 6:45 AM
They should make rich people who can survive without constant validation
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My son walked in as I was stuffing his stocking and I panicked and told him that Santa died
December 25, 2025 at 4:47 AM
My son walked in as I was stuffing his stocking and I panicked and told him that Santa died
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me to the hamburger:
stop looking for the helpers and be the motherfucking helper
December 25, 2025 at 4:01 AM
me to the hamburger:
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Stranger Things season 5 vol. 2 drops tomorrow at 8pm EST. Until then, you should check out my thoughts on vol 1 that I wrote for @frightaboutnow.com
And give it a follow, Happy holidays.
And give it a follow, Happy holidays.
STRANGER THINGS - SEASON 5, VOLUME 1: WE ARE SO BACK, BABY
www.frightaboutnow.com
December 25, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Stranger Things season 5 vol. 2 drops tomorrow at 8pm EST. Until then, you should check out my thoughts on vol 1 that I wrote for @frightaboutnow.com
And give it a follow, Happy holidays.
And give it a follow, Happy holidays.
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She looks like she lost a bet harder than anyone has ever lost a bet
December 25, 2025 at 3:35 AM
She looks like she lost a bet harder than anyone has ever lost a bet
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A public database of ice, ice agents, DHS, etc. Has now been built and it's entirely outside of the US and US government reach.
We Built a Public Record of ICE Because They Refuse to Keep One
Tracking Immigration Enforcement as It Accelerates Under Authoritarian Rule
open.substack.com
December 25, 2025 at 12:50 AM
A public database of ice, ice agents, DHS, etc. Has now been built and it's entirely outside of the US and US government reach.
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when the drugs hit at mom and dads house
December 23, 2025 at 8:53 PM
when the drugs hit at mom and dads house
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consequences for one’s actions? in this economy?
February 21, 2024 at 9:11 AM
consequences for one’s actions? in this economy?
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An advent calendar for every month besides December, where you get a little treat each day because life is hard
December 24, 2025 at 9:28 PM
An advent calendar for every month besides December, where you get a little treat each day because life is hard
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pretty big accomplishment if i do say so myself
December 24, 2025 at 9:30 PM
pretty big accomplishment if i do say so myself
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This dipshit put Erika Kirk, the wife of a murdered guy that most of America didn't even know existed, on a Town Hall on CBS News and no one fucking watched because no one cares. How on earth is that kind of behavior 'working to win back American viewers'. Do you hear yourself
CBS News editor in chief Bari Weiss said she held back a “60 Minutes” segment earlier this week because it needed additional reporting and she is working to win back the trust of American viewers.
Bari Weiss defends held “60 Minutes” story in email to CBS News staff
CBS News editor in chief Bari Weiss shelved a “60 minutes” segment because she said it needed additional reporting, including an interview with a Trump administration official.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 24, 2025 at 9:34 PM
This dipshit put Erika Kirk, the wife of a murdered guy that most of America didn't even know existed, on a Town Hall on CBS News and no one fucking watched because no one cares. How on earth is that kind of behavior 'working to win back American viewers'. Do you hear yourself
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six months ago Reader’s Digest asked if they could purchase the publishing rights for this elaborate shitpost I wrote a year ago now wherein I pretended to be the elf equivalent of David Brooks at the North Pole. Thought it was maybe a phishing scam but it’s real LMAOO
December 24, 2025 at 9:31 PM
six months ago Reader’s Digest asked if they could purchase the publishing rights for this elaborate shitpost I wrote a year ago now wherein I pretended to be the elf equivalent of David Brooks at the North Pole. Thought it was maybe a phishing scam but it’s real LMAOO
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This is the story of the part-time assistant job that became a 15-year friendship—and a lesson in love. Read my Vogue debut on what would’ve been Angie’s 100th birthday.
www.vogue.com/article/my-t... 
www.vogue.com/article/my-t... 
My Time With Angela Lansbury
In honor of Angela Lansbury’s centennial, the star’s former assistant recalls a part-time job that blossomed into a 15-year friendship.
www.vogue.com
October 16, 2025 at 8:54 PM
This is the story of the part-time assistant job that became a 15-year friendship—and a lesson in love. Read my Vogue debut on what would’ve been Angie’s 100th birthday.
www.vogue.com/article/my-t... 
www.vogue.com/article/my-t... 
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Honestly iPhone, no need to enhance LinkedIn with 5G
December 17, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Honestly iPhone, no need to enhance LinkedIn with 5G
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Not to brag, but at my company holiday party, I asked the DJ to turn it down a scosh.
December 19, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Not to brag, but at my company holiday party, I asked the DJ to turn it down a scosh.
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Winter Wonderland was written by a woman because “are you listening?!” is in literally the first line.
December 23, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Winter Wonderland was written by a woman because “are you listening?!” is in literally the first line.
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The Home Alone house sure had a curious number of mannequins on hand.
December 23, 2025 at 4:05 PM
The Home Alone house sure had a curious number of mannequins on hand.
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I am more than 40 years old and still have no idea if there is egg in eggnog.
December 23, 2025 at 6:21 PM
I am more than 40 years old and still have no idea if there is egg in eggnog.
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Not to fuck you guys up, but like, reindeer? They’re a real animal.
December 24, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Not to fuck you guys up, but like, reindeer? They’re a real animal.
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Did not expect Walter Cronkite and David Blaine on our Epstein bingo card
December 20, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Did not expect Walter Cronkite and David Blaine on our Epstein bingo card
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(the enormous cephalopod emerging from the deep of the ocean to wrap its mighty tentacles around the bow of the ship) yeak i'm a kraken, kraken dat ass
December 24, 2025 at 6:40 AM
(the enormous cephalopod emerging from the deep of the ocean to wrap its mighty tentacles around the bow of the ship) yeak i'm a kraken, kraken dat ass
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Whoever invented Christmas should be crucified.
December 20, 2024 at 5:43 AM
Whoever invented Christmas should be crucified.