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@azedand2knots.bsky.social
· Jan 26
"Oh yes, don't mind him, he came with the place."
*points to medieval executioner glowering from the dining nook
*points to medieval executioner glowering from the dining nook
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Came back secondhand, born in thrift. It never could have all been brand new but some say there's an invoice somewhere. It would mean we're alive not just curses in old things. Me, I astral project to Etsy
February 9, 2026 at 5:43 AM
Came back secondhand, born in thrift. It never could have all been brand new but some say there's an invoice somewhere. It would mean we're alive not just curses in old things. Me, I astral project to Etsy
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after all why not? why shouldn't I believe it's butter?
February 9, 2026 at 5:52 AM
after all why not? why shouldn't I believe it's butter?
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The anticipation below the earth.
February 9, 2026 at 5:55 AM
The anticipation below the earth.
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I don't know why conservatives complain about Bad Bunny singing in Spanish. They never listen to lyrics anyway. They think "Born in the USA" is an upbeat patriotic song. They played "We will rock you" on Trump's rallies to rev up the crowd. Trump jerks off two invisible dicks to YMCA.
February 9, 2026 at 4:22 AM
I don't know why conservatives complain about Bad Bunny singing in Spanish. They never listen to lyrics anyway. They think "Born in the USA" is an upbeat patriotic song. They played "We will rock you" on Trump's rallies to rev up the crowd. Trump jerks off two invisible dicks to YMCA.
I feel like I have done something right in life by raising my white Boomer parents to like Bad Bunny.
February 9, 2026 at 3:49 AM
I feel like I have done something right in life by raising my white Boomer parents to like Bad Bunny.
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Someday I'm going to be in the balcony of a theater and my fear of tumbling down the stairs and over the railing to crush audience members below will be fully justified. I will smile and go limp, accepting my fate. And maybe somebody in the orchestra pit will try to catch me because, hey, free dummy
February 8, 2026 at 5:53 PM
Someday I'm going to be in the balcony of a theater and my fear of tumbling down the stairs and over the railing to crush audience members below will be fully justified. I will smile and go limp, accepting my fate. And maybe somebody in the orchestra pit will try to catch me because, hey, free dummy
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Instead of a relationship, I'd do better with a table full (ok 3 max) of smart and funny people showing up around 3pm to talk shit and review the day, and then immediately packing it all up like, we good? see you tomorrow.
February 8, 2026 at 6:27 PM
Instead of a relationship, I'd do better with a table full (ok 3 max) of smart and funny people showing up around 3pm to talk shit and review the day, and then immediately packing it all up like, we good? see you tomorrow.
Oh! I got the bonus piece of organ meat in my coffee!
February 8, 2026 at 9:17 PM
Oh! I got the bonus piece of organ meat in my coffee!
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Nobody spells a word like a naked wizard at a spelling bee frantically trying to remember the incantation for the clothing spell.
February 8, 2026 at 8:31 PM
Nobody spells a word like a naked wizard at a spelling bee frantically trying to remember the incantation for the clothing spell.
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You can't tell me bobsledding, at least once the running part is done, isn't competitive sitting-down
February 8, 2026 at 8:41 PM
You can't tell me bobsledding, at least once the running part is done, isn't competitive sitting-down
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I am NOT afraid of sperm whales.
February 7, 2026 at 6:48 AM
I am NOT afraid of sperm whales.
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Thinking about how the first person to play "got your nose" probably got drowned as a witch
February 8, 2026 at 5:42 PM
Thinking about how the first person to play "got your nose" probably got drowned as a witch
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What's the rule for finding a lucky rule in the street, find a rule and pick it up and a superstition with structure might be okay since free superstition is just bossy jazz
February 8, 2026 at 7:09 PM
What's the rule for finding a lucky rule in the street, find a rule and pick it up and a superstition with structure might be okay since free superstition is just bossy jazz
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6yo I’ve never met who is chatting and walking with me around the playground: I just really like walking with random strangers
February 8, 2026 at 1:05 PM
6yo I’ve never met who is chatting and walking with me around the playground: I just really like walking with random strangers
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[ whispering instructions to moth ]
February 8, 2026 at 5:18 AM
[ whispering instructions to moth ]
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if you cleaned your glasses, no you didn't
February 7, 2026 at 8:46 PM
if you cleaned your glasses, no you didn't
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Repotting plants at 6 a.m. for Jesus
February 8, 2026 at 10:47 AM
Repotting plants at 6 a.m. for Jesus
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Organizing all the face painters, cosplayers and makeup tutorial girlies I can find and teaching people how to fuck up facial recognition with their own personal juggalo look
January 29, 2026 at 5:10 PM
Organizing all the face painters, cosplayers and makeup tutorial girlies I can find and teaching people how to fuck up facial recognition with their own personal juggalo look
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There are a lot of moody entities with weird and dangerous powers around here.
February 8, 2026 at 7:07 AM
There are a lot of moody entities with weird and dangerous powers around here.
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Feeling sorry for myself but like, winking at gratitude -me flirting sorry for myself
February 8, 2026 at 5:54 AM
Feeling sorry for myself but like, winking at gratitude -me flirting sorry for myself
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do you think frankenstein’s monster ever took an arm off so he could sleep more comfortably on his side
February 7, 2026 at 5:10 PM
do you think frankenstein’s monster ever took an arm off so he could sleep more comfortably on his side
Looking to travel alone somewhere safe and warm and humid and overwhelmed with the anguished screams of the damned and maybe with a three headed rottweiler or two.
February 8, 2026 at 5:09 AM
Looking to travel alone somewhere safe and warm and humid and overwhelmed with the anguished screams of the damned and maybe with a three headed rottweiler or two.
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One would think being “in arrears” would be a pleasant thing. One would be wrong
February 6, 2026 at 3:03 PM
One would think being “in arrears” would be a pleasant thing. One would be wrong
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I need someone to cradle me like an idiot baby and whisper demonic curses in my ear
February 7, 2026 at 10:57 PM
I need someone to cradle me like an idiot baby and whisper demonic curses in my ear