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@stefanthinks.bsky.social
Joke attempter. Mildly annoying. Occasionally humorous.
if your name is jessica then you're either really rich or really poor
January 2, 2026 at 4:04 AM
if your name is jessica then you're either really rich or really poor
if your name is kaleb then you're either really rich or really poor
January 2, 2026 at 3:56 AM
if your name is kaleb then you're either really rich or really poor
whoever said people are born without hate has never met my goth baby.
January 2, 2026 at 2:30 AM
whoever said people are born without hate has never met my goth baby.
jacket is a portmanteau of ‘jean’ and ‘jacket’
January 1, 2026 at 11:56 PM
jacket is a portmanteau of ‘jean’ and ‘jacket’
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FUN FACT: the Gregorian calendar got its name when co-inventors greg and ian couldn't agree on the name
January 1, 2026 at 8:23 PM
FUN FACT: the Gregorian calendar got its name when co-inventors greg and ian couldn't agree on the name
i found out my longtime suspicion has been confirmed today, my wife only married me for my costco membership
January 1, 2026 at 11:43 PM
i found out my longtime suspicion has been confirmed today, my wife only married me for my costco membership
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a prequel to the saw horror series called sees
January 1, 2026 at 8:06 PM
a prequel to the saw horror series called sees
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a prequel to the never ending story called 60 min reads
a prequel to the saw horror series called sees
January 1, 2026 at 9:37 PM
a prequel to the never ending story called 60 min reads
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“Strangers Things” season 5’s “Shock Jock” clearly shows Erica Sinclair drinking an Ecto Cooler.. but they weren’t released until 1989 as a tie in to “Ghostbusters II” and yet chapter 5 is set in the fall of 1987.
ITS COMPLETE HORSESHIT PEOPLE
ITS COMPLETE HORSESHIT PEOPLE
January 1, 2026 at 4:51 PM
“Strangers Things” season 5’s “Shock Jock” clearly shows Erica Sinclair drinking an Ecto Cooler.. but they weren’t released until 1989 as a tie in to “Ghostbusters II” and yet chapter 5 is set in the fall of 1987.
ITS COMPLETE HORSESHIT PEOPLE
ITS COMPLETE HORSESHIT PEOPLE
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a prequel to the saw horror series called sees
January 1, 2026 at 8:06 PM
a prequel to the saw horror series called sees
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them: do you have any goals for 2026?
me:
me:
January 1, 2026 at 3:06 PM
them: do you have any goals for 2026?
me:
me:
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Our baby is always trying to take the cash out of my husband's wallet. I don't know why she even bothers when all our money goes to her anyway. Like...sis. Please. Leave us a crumb.
Short people are closer to your wallet than you are.
January 1, 2026 at 6:53 PM
Our baby is always trying to take the cash out of my husband's wallet. I don't know why she even bothers when all our money goes to her anyway. Like...sis. Please. Leave us a crumb.
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woah everything is so different now
January 1, 2026 at 2:59 PM
woah everything is so different now
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Watching him walk away be like
December 19, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Watching him walk away be like
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Honestly though manslaughter sounds way scarier than murder if we are going on name alone
January 1, 2026 at 2:29 AM
Honestly though manslaughter sounds way scarier than murder if we are going on name alone
what kind of suit does dracula wear to an all you can eat buffet? a blood bathing suit.
January 1, 2026 at 6:28 AM
what kind of suit does dracula wear to an all you can eat buffet? a blood bathing suit.
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bidet? you mean the butt bidet?
December 31, 2025 at 5:37 AM
bidet? you mean the butt bidet?
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curtain rods are a scam perpetuated to sell more drywall
December 31, 2025 at 9:57 PM
curtain rods are a scam perpetuated to sell more drywall
curtain rods are a scam perpetuated to sell more drywall
December 31, 2025 at 9:57 PM
curtain rods are a scam perpetuated to sell more drywall
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the doc forgot to clip my ear during my vasectomy
December 31, 2025 at 7:51 PM
the doc forgot to clip my ear during my vasectomy
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I dunno man, today just feels like a waste of my business pyjamas
December 30, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I dunno man, today just feels like a waste of my business pyjamas
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They Pagliacci'd his ass
December 31, 2025 at 8:32 PM
They Pagliacci'd his ass
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bsky feature that immediately shows people this after they block me
a man stands in front of a crowd with the words are you not entertained
Alt: gif that shows gladiator asking if you’re not entertained after I get blocked
media.tenor.com
December 31, 2025 at 6:03 AM
bsky feature that immediately shows people this after they block me
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Oh, to leave my discarded exoskeleton clinging to a tree!
September 1, 2023 at 7:25 PM
Oh, to leave my discarded exoskeleton clinging to a tree!