S.T.E.F.A.N.
@stefanthinks.bsky.social
Joke attempter. Mildly annoying. Occasionally humorous.
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You don't get the Sunday Scaries if you work 7 days a week for 😮💨
February 16, 2026 at 7:49 AM
You don't get the Sunday Scaries if you work 7 days a week for 😮💨
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cant believe i ran out of jest i was told it was infinite
February 16, 2026 at 2:05 AM
cant believe i ran out of jest i was told it was infinite
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Me: I feel bad.
Brain: We should listen to sad music.
Also me: I feel good.
Brain: We should listen to sad music.
Brain: We should listen to sad music.
Also me: I feel good.
Brain: We should listen to sad music.
February 12, 2026 at 7:56 PM
Me: I feel bad.
Brain: We should listen to sad music.
Also me: I feel good.
Brain: We should listen to sad music.
Brain: We should listen to sad music.
Also me: I feel good.
Brain: We should listen to sad music.
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So last night I was Googling some stuff, and I wanted to read up on how to make dice. Half the pages I opened were regurgitated AI crap that was mixing up dice (the game piece) with dice (the food prep method) and it was hilarious but also shows how much of the internet is now useless garbage.
February 16, 2026 at 3:10 AM
So last night I was Googling some stuff, and I wanted to read up on how to make dice. Half the pages I opened were regurgitated AI crap that was mixing up dice (the game piece) with dice (the food prep method) and it was hilarious but also shows how much of the internet is now useless garbage.
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guy who one ups everyone by claiming to be tripolar
February 15, 2026 at 11:31 PM
guy who one ups everyone by claiming to be tripolar
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American culture?? oh you mean yellow cheese singles
February 15, 2026 at 9:40 PM
American culture?? oh you mean yellow cheese singles
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why is there anti-homeless architecture in pokemon
February 15, 2026 at 12:51 AM
why is there anti-homeless architecture in pokemon
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bro is fucking farting
February 15, 2026 at 1:53 AM
bro is fucking farting
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everything in my life is falling apart but i’m gunna figure it out
February 15, 2026 at 1:42 AM
everything in my life is falling apart but i’m gunna figure it out
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certain types of liberals during the hunger games: well why don't you just move to a better district!?
February 15, 2026 at 1:42 AM
certain types of liberals during the hunger games: well why don't you just move to a better district!?
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all i want is to get better at art
February 15, 2026 at 1:38 AM
all i want is to get better at art
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happy valentines day my loves, i got you this skeet 🖤 (no refunds)
February 15, 2026 at 1:28 AM
happy valentines day my loves, i got you this skeet 🖤 (no refunds)
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Got bored and baked some peps.
February 14, 2026 at 6:36 PM
Got bored and baked some peps.
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Baby I made you a mixtape
February 14, 2026 at 5:12 PM
Baby I made you a mixtape
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Im so hungry I could eat a food
February 14, 2026 at 7:53 PM
Im so hungry I could eat a food
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electronic music should sound like it's trying to harm you
February 14, 2026 at 4:28 AM
electronic music should sound like it's trying to harm you
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I’d share my silly goose juice with you.
February 14, 2026 at 4:04 AM
I’d share my silly goose juice with you.
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The Atari’s was such a great band name. I hope they’re doing ok.
February 14, 2026 at 4:32 AM
The Atari’s was such a great band name. I hope they’re doing ok.
That’s what I’m talking about!
February 14, 2026 at 9:40 AM
That’s what I’m talking about!
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usb is short for unlimited sandwich bar
February 14, 2026 at 6:22 AM
usb is short for unlimited sandwich bar
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TRUCK NUTS ARE OVER
GET AIRPLANE TITTIES
PUT A CLIT ON YOUR TRACTOR
✨YOU COWARD✨
BOAT MERKINS ARE THE FUTURE
GET AIRPLANE TITTIES
PUT A CLIT ON YOUR TRACTOR
✨YOU COWARD✨
BOAT MERKINS ARE THE FUTURE
February 14, 2026 at 1:00 AM
TRUCK NUTS ARE OVER
GET AIRPLANE TITTIES
PUT A CLIT ON YOUR TRACTOR
✨YOU COWARD✨
BOAT MERKINS ARE THE FUTURE
GET AIRPLANE TITTIES
PUT A CLIT ON YOUR TRACTOR
✨YOU COWARD✨
BOAT MERKINS ARE THE FUTURE
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i bet it would feel so good if we could put our bodies into low power mode
February 14, 2026 at 1:50 AM
i bet it would feel so good if we could put our bodies into low power mode
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Accidentally blew my nose with a Clorox wipe and now I have a blonde mustache
February 13, 2026 at 11:07 PM
Accidentally blew my nose with a Clorox wipe and now I have a blonde mustache
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i have a cold and am being a huge baby about ot
February 14, 2026 at 2:05 AM
i have a cold and am being a huge baby about ot
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can’t go out tonight, i need to stay in and catch up on my kegels
February 14, 2026 at 12:09 AM
can’t go out tonight, i need to stay in and catch up on my kegels