amberkitty
@amberkitty.bsky.social
5th grade spelling bee champ. Mostly random, occasionally amusing. OU Sooners, OKC Thunder, twenty one pilots
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God: I’m gonna give them eyelashes to keep stuff from getting in their eyes
Angel: great idea, where do the eyelashes go when they fall out?
God: ok you’re gonna laugh
Angel: great idea, where do the eyelashes go when they fall out?
God: ok you’re gonna laugh
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It’s always “I wanna post a banger” and never “I wanna bang a poster”.
November 13, 2025 at 9:03 PM
It’s always “I wanna post a banger” and never “I wanna bang a poster”.
Whose turn was it to keep me from making mistakes
November 14, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Whose turn was it to keep me from making mistakes
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If you’re cold, I’m cold. Bring me a side of mashed potatoes and gravy
November 13, 2025 at 6:55 PM
If you’re cold, I’m cold. Bring me a side of mashed potatoes and gravy
My boss left me in charge for the afternoon, everyone go home
November 13, 2025 at 7:03 PM
My boss left me in charge for the afternoon, everyone go home
Pretty sure they’re lying to us about sleep. Got 8 hours last night and feel no different than my usual 5-6
November 13, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Pretty sure they’re lying to us about sleep. Got 8 hours last night and feel no different than my usual 5-6
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getting bit by a radioactive vixen could fox me
November 9, 2025 at 5:09 AM
getting bit by a radioactive vixen could fox me
It’s dumb that I had Monday off and it still feels like this should be Friday
November 13, 2025 at 12:36 PM
It’s dumb that I had Monday off and it still feels like this should be Friday
A subtweet will teach them
November 12, 2025 at 11:32 PM
A subtweet will teach them
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Hump day? More like when will this week be over day
November 12, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Hump day? More like when will this week be over day
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... and be generous with the lollipops
- me holding up a bank
- me holding up a bank
November 24, 2024 at 8:46 AM
... and be generous with the lollipops
- me holding up a bank
- me holding up a bank
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I made a lil scarf for the mailbox spider
November 12, 2025 at 3:49 AM
I made a lil scarf for the mailbox spider
The levels of fomo I’m having over the northern lights right now are insane
November 12, 2025 at 2:17 AM
The levels of fomo I’m having over the northern lights right now are insane
“She said I gave her all nickels but I gave her $4.90 in nickels and a dime, will you tell her she’s wrong”
Can’t really argue with your logic there, kid
Can’t really argue with your logic there, kid
November 12, 2025 at 1:40 AM
“She said I gave her all nickels but I gave her $4.90 in nickels and a dime, will you tell her she’s wrong”
Can’t really argue with your logic there, kid
Can’t really argue with your logic there, kid
Big fan of nice people and soft things. And soft people. Nice things are less important
November 12, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Big fan of nice people and soft things. And soft people. Nice things are less important
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Eating a sundae with a long spoon is the height of decadence. The longer the spoon the more decadent it is. Ideally you shouldn't even be in the same room as the sundae
November 11, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Eating a sundae with a long spoon is the height of decadence. The longer the spoon the more decadent it is. Ideally you shouldn't even be in the same room as the sundae
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cracking open a tall boy who’s a cold one
November 11, 2025 at 2:01 AM
cracking open a tall boy who’s a cold one
This is the kind of support I need
November 11, 2025 at 3:11 AM
This is the kind of support I need
Twenty One Pilots - Cottonwood (Official Audio)
YouTube video by twenty one pilots
youtu.be
November 10, 2025 at 9:07 PM
I can do hard things. I think.
November 10, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I can do hard things. I think.
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I’m hearing Chuck Schumer traded Luka
November 10, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I’m hearing Chuck Schumer traded Luka
My kid is making bacon and cinnamon rolls. It doesn’t have to make sense
Is it really too much to ask to have breakfast just appear on its own on the weekends
November 9, 2025 at 4:30 PM
My kid is making bacon and cinnamon rolls. It doesn’t have to make sense
Is it really too much to ask to have breakfast just appear on its own on the weekends
November 9, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Is it really too much to ask to have breakfast just appear on its own on the weekends
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The smiling will continue until your morale improves
November 9, 2025 at 3:33 PM
The smiling will continue until your morale improves
You see, I’m playing Tetris while everyone else is playing chess *winks with both eyes*
November 9, 2025 at 2:42 PM
You see, I’m playing Tetris while everyone else is playing chess *winks with both eyes*
All that was accomplished today was putting up the Christmas tree and that has to be enough
November 9, 2025 at 2:27 AM
All that was accomplished today was putting up the Christmas tree and that has to be enough