amberkitty 💕
@amberkitty.bsky.social
5th grade spelling bee champ. Mostly random, occasionally amusing. OU Sooners, OKC Thunder, twenty one pilots
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amberkitty 💕
@amberkitty.bsky.social
· Oct 23
God: I’m gonna give them eyelashes to keep stuff from getting in their eyes
Angel: great idea, where do the eyelashes go when they fall out?
God: ok you’re gonna laugh
Angel: great idea, where do the eyelashes go when they fall out?
God: ok you’re gonna laugh
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not crazy not unwell but a secret 3am thing
February 13, 2026 at 3:03 PM
not crazy not unwell but a secret 3am thing
Someone claimed me as their president for Presidents’ Day if that counts for anything
February 13, 2026 at 11:55 PM
Someone claimed me as their president for Presidents’ Day if that counts for anything
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Hi. This is my first time. I brought a relish tray.
December 8, 2024 at 5:24 AM
Hi. This is my first time. I brought a relish tray.
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i want your everything
as long as its free
as long as its free
February 13, 2026 at 9:44 PM
i want your everything
as long as its free
as long as its free
Volunteered to work tomorrow so all the people with valentines can enjoy their silly little day but then I got sick so joke’s on all of us I guess
February 13, 2026 at 9:28 PM
Volunteered to work tomorrow so all the people with valentines can enjoy their silly little day but then I got sick so joke’s on all of us I guess
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I finally feel seen.
It's Friday so here is a picture of a little Dik Dik to get you ready for the weekend.
February 13, 2026 at 5:53 PM
I finally feel seen.
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I overcooked my hot wings…
Burnt my cock right before Valentine’s Day
Burnt my cock right before Valentine’s Day
February 13, 2026 at 7:51 PM
I overcooked my hot wings…
Burnt my cock right before Valentine’s Day
Burnt my cock right before Valentine’s Day
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Whose idea was it to take away the crisping sleeve from hot pockets? They went from a crispy thing that burns your tongue with the fire of a thousand suns to a sad floppy thing that burns your tongue with the fire of a thousand suns
February 13, 2026 at 8:29 PM
Whose idea was it to take away the crisping sleeve from hot pockets? They went from a crispy thing that burns your tongue with the fire of a thousand suns to a sad floppy thing that burns your tongue with the fire of a thousand suns
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Hi, I use a screenreader and FONTS BREAK SCREENREADERS!!! Please be mindful of people with screenreaders.
Font Reader
YouTube video by Sur Govindarajan
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October 14, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Hi, I use a screenreader and FONTS BREAK SCREENREADERS!!! Please be mindful of people with screenreaders.
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You complete me!
~ me to my lucky potato as I gently kiss it goodnight and tuck it back under my pillow
~ me to my lucky potato as I gently kiss it goodnight and tuck it back under my pillow
February 13, 2026 at 2:25 PM
You complete me!
~ me to my lucky potato as I gently kiss it goodnight and tuck it back under my pillow
~ me to my lucky potato as I gently kiss it goodnight and tuck it back under my pillow
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These adorable cubs are getting bigger by the day and as they grow, so does the cost of their care. Once fully grown, their specialized diets can cost up to $1,760 per month.
This Valentine's Day, you can share the love and help fuel their future! https://support.denverzoo.org/conservationislove
This Valentine's Day, you can share the love and help fuel their future! https://support.denverzoo.org/conservationislove
February 13, 2026 at 3:21 AM
These adorable cubs are getting bigger by the day and as they grow, so does the cost of their care. Once fully grown, their specialized diets can cost up to $1,760 per month.
This Valentine's Day, you can share the love and help fuel their future! https://support.denverzoo.org/conservationislove
This Valentine's Day, you can share the love and help fuel their future! https://support.denverzoo.org/conservationislove
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Look movies with subtitles, either I want to read the book or I want to watch the movie.
Not both at the same time.
Not both at the same time.
September 24, 2023 at 10:24 PM
Look movies with subtitles, either I want to read the book or I want to watch the movie.
Not both at the same time.
Not both at the same time.
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This town’s plenty big for the both of us. Get in here
February 12, 2026 at 1:35 PM
This town’s plenty big for the both of us. Get in here
Day three of staying home sick and time has lost all meaning. Is it morning? Is it even day three? I don’t have any idea what’s going on
February 13, 2026 at 12:57 PM
Day three of staying home sick and time has lost all meaning. Is it morning? Is it even day three? I don’t have any idea what’s going on
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we live in the ruins of a greater civilization
February 13, 2026 at 3:12 AM
we live in the ruins of a greater civilization
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Happy Friday the 13th!
February 13, 2026 at 10:48 AM
Happy Friday the 13th!
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The beauty of it is that I am already broken; you do not have the power to break me.
(Daily affirmations in the mirror)
(Daily affirmations in the mirror)
February 13, 2026 at 10:56 AM
The beauty of it is that I am already broken; you do not have the power to break me.
(Daily affirmations in the mirror)
(Daily affirmations in the mirror)
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This one is for the girls! Have a great Galentine! 💕😺
February 13, 2026 at 11:31 AM
This one is for the girls! Have a great Galentine! 💕😺
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Please enjoy this video of penguins going down the stairs 🐧
January 30, 2026 at 1:01 PM
Please enjoy this video of penguins going down the stairs 🐧
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I had a couple of cookies.
I recommend this to everyone.
I recommend this to everyone.
February 8, 2026 at 1:53 AM
I had a couple of cookies.
I recommend this to everyone.
I recommend this to everyone.
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I currently live my entire life around vibes and moods alone and I honestly don't recommend it.
June 2, 2025 at 3:45 PM
I currently live my entire life around vibes and moods alone and I honestly don't recommend it.
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Sometimes I think how I didn't give up. I did it for me.
February 12, 2026 at 10:53 PM
Sometimes I think how I didn't give up. I did it for me.
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Ladies, stop letting men disappoint you and put you down… for free
February 8, 2026 at 2:12 AM
Ladies, stop letting men disappoint you and put you down… for free