amberkitty
@amberkitty.bsky.social
5th grade spelling bee champ. Mostly random, occasionally amusing. OU Sooners, OKC Thunder, twenty one pilots
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amberkitty
@amberkitty.bsky.social
· Oct 23
God: I’m gonna give them eyelashes to keep stuff from getting in their eyes
Angel: great idea, where do the eyelashes go when they fall out?
God: ok you’re gonna laugh
Angel: great idea, where do the eyelashes go when they fall out?
God: ok you’re gonna laugh
How does one keep their eyes open at work on such a Tuesday as this
December 30, 2025 at 2:33 PM
How does one keep their eyes open at work on such a Tuesday as this
Keep Chet even more forever
December 30, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Keep Chet even more forever
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sorry, i cant come over, i put a sweatshirt over a long sleeve tshirt and neither of them feel right around my neck and shoulders now
December 30, 2025 at 1:56 AM
sorry, i cant come over, i put a sweatshirt over a long sleeve tshirt and neither of them feel right around my neck and shoulders now
Keep Caruso forever
December 30, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Keep Caruso forever
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I don't know how to make decisions for myself please advise
December 30, 2025 at 2:01 AM
I don't know how to make decisions for myself please advise
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a spotify wrap is not very healthy but we all ate that shit up
December 30, 2025 at 12:10 AM
a spotify wrap is not very healthy but we all ate that shit up
I really thought this said eject Jesus for a minute
December 29, 2025 at 10:13 PM
I really thought this said eject Jesus for a minute
I love playing the “what did I eat that I was allergic to” game. I never figure it out and just eat whatever I want anyway
December 29, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I love playing the “what did I eat that I was allergic to” game. I never figure it out and just eat whatever I want anyway
My coworker who teaches me Spanish by flirting with me has decided it’s time to start with sign language but the only phrase she knows is “we should bang on a washing machine”
December 29, 2025 at 6:55 PM
My coworker who teaches me Spanish by flirting with me has decided it’s time to start with sign language but the only phrase she knows is “we should bang on a washing machine”
I love my job but some days come with a gut punch
December 29, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I love my job but some days come with a gut punch
I’m gonna go get lunch about it
December 29, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I’m gonna go get lunch about it
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alright who is missing their backpack of dildos
December 25, 2025 at 5:44 PM
alright who is missing their backpack of dildos
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your mission, should you choose to accept it: mock billionaires until they wither into the dust of their own shame and then mock the dust
December 26, 2025 at 4:19 PM
your mission, should you choose to accept it: mock billionaires until they wither into the dust of their own shame and then mock the dust
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2̶0̶2̶1̶ 2̶0̶2̶2̶ 2̶0̶2̶3̶ 2̶0̶2̶4̶ 2̶0̶2̶5̶ 2026 will be my year.
December 29, 2025 at 3:58 PM
2̶0̶2̶1̶ 2̶0̶2̶2̶ 2̶0̶2̶3̶ 2̶0̶2̶4̶ 2̶0̶2̶5̶ 2026 will be my year.
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I have tried nothing and I am out of ideas
December 29, 2025 at 4:02 PM
I have tried nothing and I am out of ideas
Forgot to bring my brain to work today. It’s fine
December 29, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Forgot to bring my brain to work today. It’s fine
I wasn’t hungry when everyone was getting food so now I’m starving: a daily occurrence
December 29, 2025 at 3:04 AM
I wasn’t hungry when everyone was getting food so now I’m starving: a daily occurrence
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Attempting to teach the rats tricks
December 29, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Attempting to teach the rats tricks
Everybody stop talking to me or I’ll never get in the shower
December 29, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Everybody stop talking to me or I’ll never get in the shower
Nachos
Penis
Travel
I had nachos today and I already have travel booked so…
Penis
Travel
I had nachos today and I already have travel booked so…
The first 3 words you see will define your 2026.
A GOOD FRIEND TO ANIMALS
INSPIRATIONAL LEATHER WORKER
FINDS A HONEY POT IN THE WOODS
A GOOD FRIEND TO ANIMALS
INSPIRATIONAL LEATHER WORKER
FINDS A HONEY POT IN THE WOODS
December 29, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Nachos
Penis
Travel
I had nachos today and I already have travel booked so…
Penis
Travel
I had nachos today and I already have travel booked so…
I’m a little jealous of all of you who don’t know what day it is
December 29, 2025 at 1:08 AM
I’m a little jealous of all of you who don’t know what day it is
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It's 8 o clock somewhere, I say as I open another box of thin mints.
December 26, 2025 at 6:09 PM
It's 8 o clock somewhere, I say as I open another box of thin mints.