mindi
@flawdbizkit.bsky.social
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very chumbawamba of me to get knocked down but i get up again
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i love the smell of chemtrails in the morning, or pancakes
February 17, 2026 at 10:46 AM
i love the smell of chemtrails in the morning, or pancakes
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If I could I'd fold myself away like a card table, a concertina or a murphy bed
February 15, 2026 at 4:37 PM
If I could I'd fold myself away like a card table, a concertina or a murphy bed
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The winds are garrulous, but the clouds are stubbornly glued to sunset’s song, while light is deep in thought, head-bent, a pencil behind its ear. You are being rewritten and reinvented, maybe participate?
February 17, 2026 at 11:50 AM
The winds are garrulous, but the clouds are stubbornly glued to sunset’s song, while light is deep in thought, head-bent, a pencil behind its ear. You are being rewritten and reinvented, maybe participate?
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get in and don't ask any questions
February 17, 2026 at 12:40 PM
get in and don't ask any questions
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The female cardinal is underway, about half way there I reckon. I’m recording a timelapse to share with you too of her being painted.
#watercolours #birdart 🪶
#watercolours #birdart 🪶
February 17, 2026 at 12:32 PM
The female cardinal is underway, about half way there I reckon. I’m recording a timelapse to share with you too of her being painted.
#watercolours #birdart 🪶
#watercolours #birdart 🪶
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I am skilled at scrying (scream-crying)
February 16, 2026 at 4:54 PM
I am skilled at scrying (scream-crying)
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Him: you’re fucking insane
Me: just say you think I’m hot, damn
Me: just say you think I’m hot, damn
February 16, 2026 at 6:26 PM
Him: you’re fucking insane
Me: just say you think I’m hot, damn
Me: just say you think I’m hot, damn
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That one friend who can make you laugh yourself stupid, no matter how lost or sad you may be feeling.
February 17, 2026 at 4:15 AM
That one friend who can make you laugh yourself stupid, no matter how lost or sad you may be feeling.
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Idk, if your kid expects me to eat their play-doh spaghetti there better be play-doh parmesan.
August 19, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Idk, if your kid expects me to eat their play-doh spaghetti there better be play-doh parmesan.
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not the first cup, not the second cup, but a stronger third cup of coffee
February 16, 2026 at 7:00 PM
not the first cup, not the second cup, but a stronger third cup of coffee
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Changed the WiFi name to "your butthole" so now every time someone connects to it, it says, "Now connected to your butthole"
The grandkids are howling.
The grandkids are howling.
February 16, 2026 at 3:21 PM
Changed the WiFi name to "your butthole" so now every time someone connects to it, it says, "Now connected to your butthole"
The grandkids are howling.
The grandkids are howling.
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dont click on my heart unless
you want yours clicked back
you want yours clicked back
February 16, 2026 at 8:45 PM
dont click on my heart unless
you want yours clicked back
you want yours clicked back
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You can put your strength down. I'm sitting here with you at your kitchen table. You don't need to say anything 🫂🖤
February 17, 2026 at 7:48 AM
You can put your strength down. I'm sitting here with you at your kitchen table. You don't need to say anything 🫂🖤
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Stressing over the potential health effects of stressing over health.
February 17, 2026 at 12:11 PM
Stressing over the potential health effects of stressing over health.
my goals have training wheels
February 17, 2026 at 12:14 PM
my goals have training wheels
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*crying* Clarissa didn't explain any of this shit
February 17, 2026 at 12:11 PM
*crying* Clarissa didn't explain any of this shit
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Dunk me in a bathtub full of poprocks and diet coke like one of those carnival games
February 17, 2026 at 2:19 AM
Dunk me in a bathtub full of poprocks and diet coke like one of those carnival games
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i hate when my celery gets flaccid
February 17, 2026 at 2:18 AM
i hate when my celery gets flaccid
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doctor: [shaking their head solemnly] I'm afraid it's Poster's Madness
February 17, 2026 at 4:45 AM
doctor: [shaking their head solemnly] I'm afraid it's Poster's Madness
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Me every morning a half-hour before my alarm goes off
February 16, 2026 at 12:03 PM
Me every morning a half-hour before my alarm goes off
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Sorry can’t. Busy changing my bio to two dollar hoe.
February 16, 2026 at 10:06 PM
Sorry can’t. Busy changing my bio to two dollar hoe.
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I’m a ✨🌊 s e a ⛵️ w i t c h✨ but if I wasn’t I’d also be Britney… b i t c h
i'm a girl named Lisa but if i wasn't i'd also be a Britney... bitch
I’m a dude but if I wasn’t I’d be a Britney… bitch
February 17, 2026 at 12:40 AM
I’m a ✨🌊 s e a ⛵️ w i t c h✨ but if I wasn’t I’d also be Britney… b i t c h
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What’s up? Me, that’s what
February 17, 2026 at 3:25 AM
What’s up? Me, that’s what
these walls don't hug the same anymore
February 17, 2026 at 11:38 AM
these walls don't hug the same anymore