Kelly
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they should invent a USA with checks and balances
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Being an American is like being in a murder mystery where the killer is always you.
January 5, 2026 at 1:26 AM
Being an American is like being in a murder mystery where the killer is always you.
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i agree but you should have posted some pornography instead of the norman rockwell painting
Porn and erotica are important and societally valuable forms of speech, and the defense of them, in the face of state and church attempts at repression, is a necessary political act.
January 5, 2026 at 1:30 AM
i agree but you should have posted some pornography instead of the norman rockwell painting
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Love this from Guillermo del Toro
January 5, 2026 at 2:16 AM
Love this from Guillermo del Toro
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witnessed class warfare today (robot vacuum got stuck on a broom)
January 5, 2026 at 2:42 AM
witnessed class warfare today (robot vacuum got stuck on a broom)
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tomorrow's not real it can't hurt us
January 5, 2026 at 2:53 AM
tomorrow's not real it can't hurt us
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what if people could just be normal online
January 5, 2026 at 2:48 AM
what if people could just be normal online
inside of you are twin peaks
January 5, 2026 at 12:15 AM
inside of you are twin peaks
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every time you hit post the computer feels pain
January 4, 2026 at 11:07 PM
every time you hit post the computer feels pain
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Both good and bad for the human spirit that there’s a lot of truly terrible stuff happening but we’re still taking the time to argue about really dumb shit
January 4, 2026 at 11:07 PM
Both good and bad for the human spirit that there’s a lot of truly terrible stuff happening but we’re still taking the time to argue about really dumb shit
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Anybody got any of that blissful ignorance?
January 4, 2026 at 11:35 PM
Anybody got any of that blissful ignorance?
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dying of peanut butter lung
January 4, 2026 at 8:05 PM
dying of peanut butter lung
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"Grilled cheese" is somewhat of a misnomer. It's actually the bread that's grilled; the cheese just melts. We've been getting lied to for years.
January 4, 2026 at 8:36 PM
"Grilled cheese" is somewhat of a misnomer. It's actually the bread that's grilled; the cheese just melts. We've been getting lied to for years.
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how is it 2026 and people are listing “moderate” as their political affiliation?
January 4, 2026 at 6:52 PM
how is it 2026 and people are listing “moderate” as their political affiliation?
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Having had some time off work to ruminate. I have realized that I wasn’t meant to work.
January 4, 2026 at 7:36 PM
Having had some time off work to ruminate. I have realized that I wasn’t meant to work.
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"well that's not very nice of you"
January 4, 2026 at 8:05 PM
"well that's not very nice of you"
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Like crows pecking through your garbage cans, these are the days of our lives
January 4, 2026 at 7:43 PM
Like crows pecking through your garbage cans, these are the days of our lives
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I further put forward that we be allowed to be a little bit rude about it. look what the obsession with civility has gotten us. if a person is being hateful or saying something untrue, you should be allowed to get a little bitchy if you need to!
my plan to get this country back on track consists of one bullet point: i propose we stop pretending stupid people arent stupid just because theyre loud and theres a lot of them
January 4, 2026 at 8:00 PM
I further put forward that we be allowed to be a little bit rude about it. look what the obsession with civility has gotten us. if a person is being hateful or saying something untrue, you should be allowed to get a little bitchy if you need to!
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Doing this challenge called “January” where I try to make it through the whole month of January
January 4, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Doing this challenge called “January” where I try to make it through the whole month of January
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we used to be a proper country
January 4, 2026 at 5:01 PM
we used to be a proper country
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i love you all
NO NOT YOU JULIE YOU FUCKING SNAKE
NO NOT YOU JULIE YOU FUCKING SNAKE
January 4, 2026 at 5:22 PM
i love you all
NO NOT YOU JULIE YOU FUCKING SNAKE
NO NOT YOU JULIE YOU FUCKING SNAKE
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The feminine urge to be tied to a railroad track
January 4, 2026 at 6:14 PM
The feminine urge to be tied to a railroad track
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I am proof that not having any screen time as a child does not help anything
December 29, 2025 at 2:33 AM
I am proof that not having any screen time as a child does not help anything
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Feeling a little waterlogged from being mysterious and haunting the lake
January 4, 2026 at 6:11 PM
Feeling a little waterlogged from being mysterious and haunting the lake
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