Kelly
@infinitefinite.bsky.social
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Kelly
@infinitefinite.bsky.social
· May 17
this may come as a surprise to some of you, but some skeets contain a fictitious scenario of which the author conceived in order to convey a humorous idea
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Remember how appalled we all were in 2022 when Russia completely unprovoked attacked Ukraine? That is what we’re doing tonight with Venezuela. We are the bad guys here. Everyone who supports this is supporting unprovoked murder. Fuck every last one of them
January 3, 2026 at 6:49 AM
Remember how appalled we all were in 2022 when Russia completely unprovoked attacked Ukraine? That is what we’re doing tonight with Venezuela. We are the bad guys here. Everyone who supports this is supporting unprovoked murder. Fuck every last one of them
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I made over EIGHT DOLLARS in the stock market last month if anyone wants to run away together.
January 2, 2026 at 1:29 PM
I made over EIGHT DOLLARS in the stock market last month if anyone wants to run away together.
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people offended by $600 shoes are going to be in for a surprise when trump eventually reshores US manufacturing
January 3, 2026 at 4:37 AM
people offended by $600 shoes are going to be in for a surprise when trump eventually reshores US manufacturing
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Like sand through the hourglass, so are the shitposts of our lives.
January 3, 2026 at 5:15 AM
Like sand through the hourglass, so are the shitposts of our lives.
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there is something deeply freeing about “I found that reply extremely annoying and I am going to press two buttons and not have to deal with that person again”
January 3, 2026 at 4:33 AM
there is something deeply freeing about “I found that reply extremely annoying and I am going to press two buttons and not have to deal with that person again”
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Good concept, poor execution
* my life
* my life
January 3, 2026 at 5:08 AM
Good concept, poor execution
* my life
* my life
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“Sorry, you met me at a weird time in my life." -Me meeting anyone at any time in my life
January 3, 2026 at 5:09 AM
“Sorry, you met me at a weird time in my life." -Me meeting anyone at any time in my life
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Me to Candy Cane Hershey’s Kisses, every January: I’ll never let go
January 3, 2026 at 2:35 AM
Me to Candy Cane Hershey’s Kisses, every January: I’ll never let go
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Also, when reporters start talking about the chatbots this way, it is imperative to remind them they are basically asking a toaster for comment. They should be a lot more embarrassed about this than they currently are.
“Grok told CNN…” no it didn’t. You typed stuff into an unreliable calculator.
“Grok told CNN…” no it didn’t. You typed stuff into an unreliable calculator.
January 3, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Also, when reporters start talking about the chatbots this way, it is imperative to remind them they are basically asking a toaster for comment. They should be a lot more embarrassed about this than they currently are.
“Grok told CNN…” no it didn’t. You typed stuff into an unreliable calculator.
“Grok told CNN…” no it didn’t. You typed stuff into an unreliable calculator.
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The way the press is treating chatbots, like they have agency and they “know” things all of a sudden, crossed the line recently from dumb and obsequious to something else entirely. Treating them as alive and making conscious decisions is an almost religious belief. It won’t age well.
January 3, 2026 at 2:52 AM
The way the press is treating chatbots, like they have agency and they “know” things all of a sudden, crossed the line recently from dumb and obsequious to something else entirely. Treating them as alive and making conscious decisions is an almost religious belief. It won’t age well.
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it is a little disconcerting that none of the people in charge of anything right now seem to know how to do it. like, if you were on a bus and the driver started whipping around all crazy and yelling about how buses don’t need wheels you’d probably be like, hey. this guy shouldn’t be driving the bus
January 3, 2026 at 5:13 AM
it is a little disconcerting that none of the people in charge of anything right now seem to know how to do it. like, if you were on a bus and the driver started whipping around all crazy and yelling about how buses don’t need wheels you’d probably be like, hey. this guy shouldn’t be driving the bus
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once this site learns what a joke is it’s over for you hoes
January 3, 2026 at 5:15 AM
once this site learns what a joke is it’s over for you hoes
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holy shit its been friday this whole day?
January 3, 2026 at 3:17 AM
holy shit its been friday this whole day?
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My calculator deeply apologized for displaying 5318008
January 3, 2026 at 4:28 AM
My calculator deeply apologized for displaying 5318008
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the “AI” in “FAIL” is really just there as an example
January 3, 2026 at 4:22 AM
the “AI” in “FAIL” is really just there as an example
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each post takes three minutes off your life
January 3, 2026 at 1:22 AM
each post takes three minutes off your life
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if i got accused of being a witch i would simply kill the accusers with my witch magic
January 3, 2026 at 1:49 AM
if i got accused of being a witch i would simply kill the accusers with my witch magic
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If this were colonial times, all these unread emails could have been shipwrecks.
January 3, 2026 at 2:14 AM
If this were colonial times, all these unread emails could have been shipwrecks.
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ernest never goes anywhere these days
January 3, 2026 at 2:53 AM
ernest never goes anywhere these days
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The moon is out here looking like a sexy bitch tonight
January 3, 2026 at 3:41 AM
The moon is out here looking like a sexy bitch tonight
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It's a shame I abandoned years worth of hilarious jokes over on Twitter. Don't go and check, just trust me on this. Hilarious.
November 18, 2024 at 10:36 PM
It's a shame I abandoned years worth of hilarious jokes over on Twitter. Don't go and check, just trust me on this. Hilarious.
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When I say something dumb on here I do it on purpose to give you guys the bonding experience of yelling at me together. I do it as a public service
January 3, 2026 at 1:47 AM
When I say something dumb on here I do it on purpose to give you guys the bonding experience of yelling at me together. I do it as a public service