mashed potato enthusiast
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Tell your pets I said hi.
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I don't want to spring forward or fall back, I want to be yeeted into the sun
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what if we made out like bandits
November 11, 2025 at 5:37 AM
what if we made out like bandits
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Played “Everybody Wants to Rule the World” for a five year old girl, and she told me, “You know, I do”
November 11, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Played “Everybody Wants to Rule the World” for a five year old girl, and she told me, “You know, I do”
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Can't wait to see what kind of extra unhealthy coping mechanisms I'll develop to make it through the holidays
November 11, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Can't wait to see what kind of extra unhealthy coping mechanisms I'll develop to make it through the holidays
I'm under my fleece blanket on the couch, it's snowing, I'm playing stardew valley and have the great british baking show on in the background, I guess maybe not everything is terrible
November 11, 2025 at 4:52 AM
I'm under my fleece blanket on the couch, it's snowing, I'm playing stardew valley and have the great british baking show on in the background, I guess maybe not everything is terrible
delete posts?
yes
yes
November 10, 2025 at 7:44 PM
delete posts?
yes
yes
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Imagine going to extra school for learning all the laws real good and then they stop using them. Hilarious.
November 10, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Imagine going to extra school for learning all the laws real good and then they stop using them. Hilarious.
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Wait do I have it correct that Joyce Carol Oates said Musk was a shell of a man with no joy in his life and he totally saw it and said "No I'm not" and now he's searching the titles of different movies he likes and replying "great movie"
November 10, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Wait do I have it correct that Joyce Carol Oates said Musk was a shell of a man with no joy in his life and he totally saw it and said "No I'm not" and now he's searching the titles of different movies he likes and replying "great movie"
need more coffee to be more anxious at higher speeds
November 10, 2025 at 7:12 PM
need more coffee to be more anxious at higher speeds
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would a woman with stable mental health have 6.6k followers on bsky
November 9, 2025 at 10:46 PM
would a woman with stable mental health have 6.6k followers on bsky
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Murder, she vaguely implied
November 9, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Murder, she vaguely implied
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my therapist says i’m an animal cursed by a witch to live in a human body
November 8, 2025 at 5:52 AM
my therapist says i’m an animal cursed by a witch to live in a human body
always somehow overqualified or underqualified, but what if instead I were simply a secret third thing (meets or exceeds the minimum required qualifications, which I do)
November 9, 2025 at 5:11 PM
always somehow overqualified or underqualified, but what if instead I were simply a secret third thing (meets or exceeds the minimum required qualifications, which I do)
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getting bit by a radioactive vixen could fox me
November 9, 2025 at 5:09 AM
getting bit by a radioactive vixen could fox me
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become unspeakable
November 9, 2025 at 4:58 AM
become unspeakable
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started from the bottom, now we here (a new bottom)
November 9, 2025 at 6:04 AM
started from the bottom, now we here (a new bottom)
starting my own credit card company called American Hot Mess Express
November 9, 2025 at 6:33 AM
starting my own credit card company called American Hot Mess Express
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You know what’s nice? A breeze. I’d drown a man in a bog if I thought it would get me a good gust of air. You can buy fans, of course, but it’s not the same as when mother nature blows up your skirt.
November 9, 2025 at 2:10 AM
You know what’s nice? A breeze. I’d drown a man in a bog if I thought it would get me a good gust of air. You can buy fans, of course, but it’s not the same as when mother nature blows up your skirt.
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now that women have ruined the workplace we should just get rid of it
November 9, 2025 at 2:33 AM
now that women have ruined the workplace we should just get rid of it
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We have so much fucking corn it literally fucks up the weather for several weeks every year bc it SWEATS and some clownass is like "mm yes that but what if microplastics instead"??
November 9, 2025 at 4:12 AM
We have so much fucking corn it literally fucks up the weather for several weeks every year bc it SWEATS and some clownass is like "mm yes that but what if microplastics instead"??
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check it out: one million year mortgage
November 9, 2025 at 4:58 AM
check it out: one million year mortgage
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I'll hold your hair back so you don't get any apocalypse on it.
November 9, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I'll hold your hair back so you don't get any apocalypse on it.
I will never not be angry that the Bruins traded Brad Marchand
November 8, 2025 at 10:48 PM
I will never not be angry that the Bruins traded Brad Marchand
why with the not sleeping ever
November 8, 2025 at 8:14 AM
why with the not sleeping ever
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*watching a serial killer documentary* i could change them
November 8, 2025 at 3:45 AM
*watching a serial killer documentary* i could change them
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They should invent a California where you can afford to live
November 8, 2025 at 3:56 AM
They should invent a California where you can afford to live