Kelly
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don't worry, it looks like things will get worse before they become even more worse
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they should invent a USA with checks and balances
January 3, 2026 at 9:07 PM
they should invent a USA with checks and balances
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ok whatever i’m sure someone will text me if we go to war with greenland or something, i can’t be responsible for reading all the weird stuff the president said today
January 9, 2026 at 11:35 PM
ok whatever i’m sure someone will text me if we go to war with greenland or something, i can’t be responsible for reading all the weird stuff the president said today
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We're gonna need a bigger timeline cleanse
January 9, 2026 at 10:14 PM
We're gonna need a bigger timeline cleanse
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will my post insurance cover
being an unpopular weirdo?
being an unpopular weirdo?
January 10, 2026 at 7:19 AM
will my post insurance cover
being an unpopular weirdo?
being an unpopular weirdo?
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I have no practical skills outside being able to maximise the amount of useable space on a bookshelf even if the end result is ugly and inconvenient.
January 9, 2026 at 10:28 AM
I have no practical skills outside being able to maximise the amount of useable space on a bookshelf even if the end result is ugly and inconvenient.
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Darling, fetch me my bathing toaster won't you
January 10, 2026 at 12:42 AM
Darling, fetch me my bathing toaster won't you
can't, I'm busy curmudgeoning
January 10, 2026 at 7:33 AM
can't, I'm busy curmudgeoning
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We should be ashamed and embarrassed to be a society in which people will willingingly, actively, point a loaded gun in the face of a fellow citizen.
A free society should be one where government employees don't put a gun to your face when you're exercising a core tenet of said society: free speech
A free society should be one where government employees don't put a gun to your face when you're exercising a core tenet of said society: free speech
January 9, 2026 at 4:24 PM
We should be ashamed and embarrassed to be a society in which people will willingingly, actively, point a loaded gun in the face of a fellow citizen.
A free society should be one where government employees don't put a gun to your face when you're exercising a core tenet of said society: free speech
A free society should be one where government employees don't put a gun to your face when you're exercising a core tenet of said society: free speech
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it is impossible for mayors or cops to learn positive lessons about protest response because they all have two immovable beliefs:
1. it is evil and childish to hold police officers accountable for violent acts
2. cops must be present at all times during protests
1. it is evil and childish to hold police officers accountable for violent acts
2. cops must be present at all times during protests
The lesson Frey and Walz were supposed to learn in 2020 was that sending riot police to a peaceful protest creates a confrontation that results in some dipshit cops shooting people in the eye with a gas canister which then we have to goddamn pay for in settlements while also our city burns.
January 10, 2026 at 6:02 AM
it is impossible for mayors or cops to learn positive lessons about protest response because they all have two immovable beliefs:
1. it is evil and childish to hold police officers accountable for violent acts
2. cops must be present at all times during protests
1. it is evil and childish to hold police officers accountable for violent acts
2. cops must be present at all times during protests
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they should probably check jonathan ross's hard drive
January 10, 2026 at 5:34 AM
they should probably check jonathan ross's hard drive
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I'd like to opt out of reality now.
January 10, 2026 at 6:18 AM
I'd like to opt out of reality now.
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rare to see an american politician speak in these terms and it rocks
“When I speak about making our city more affordable, my vision is not limited to the homes that we live in or the child care that we’re making universal — it’s also a vision where we make it possible for working people to afford lives of joy, of art, of rest, of expression.”
Handing Out Free Tickets, Mamdani Says Theater Should Not Be ‘a Luxury’
www.nytimes.com
January 10, 2026 at 2:48 AM
rare to see an american politician speak in these terms and it rocks
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Everybody said year of the horse but so far this year has been ass
January 10, 2026 at 4:01 AM
Everybody said year of the horse but so far this year has been ass
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I think it's a bad sign that every major news media outlet has spent days asking whether or not murder is bad and how much child porn is an okay amount
January 10, 2026 at 4:07 AM
I think it's a bad sign that every major news media outlet has spent days asking whether or not murder is bad and how much child porn is an okay amount
guess I better put on Dexter for something comforting to watch
January 10, 2026 at 5:28 AM
guess I better put on Dexter for something comforting to watch
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i can’t join ice because i know how to make a woman cum
I can't join ICE because I don't need to use force to get what I want.
I can't join ICE because I'm happy with the size of my penis
January 10, 2026 at 3:51 AM
i can’t join ice because i know how to make a woman cum
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want to feel old? christmas was two fucking weeks ago
January 10, 2026 at 4:51 AM
want to feel old? christmas was two fucking weeks ago
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I make the little jokes (and cartoons) but man I am so incessantly incandescent with rage I think I may spontaneously combust
January 10, 2026 at 2:20 AM
I make the little jokes (and cartoons) but man I am so incessantly incandescent with rage I think I may spontaneously combust
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January 10, 2026 at 12:53 AM
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"Renee Good was Innocent. Fuck ICE"
Graffiti in Greensburg, PA in memory of the 37 year old woman murdered by ICE agents in Minneapolis
Graffiti in Greensburg, PA in memory of the 37 year old woman murdered by ICE agents in Minneapolis
January 10, 2026 at 4:55 AM
"Renee Good was Innocent. Fuck ICE"
Graffiti in Greensburg, PA in memory of the 37 year old woman murdered by ICE agents in Minneapolis
Graffiti in Greensburg, PA in memory of the 37 year old woman murdered by ICE agents in Minneapolis
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Sometimes you just gotta cry, and that's ok
January 9, 2026 at 3:24 PM
Sometimes you just gotta cry, and that's ok
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Normalize having pet fur on clothes
January 9, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Normalize having pet fur on clothes
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January 9, 2026 at 4:12 PM
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at some point we're gonna have to have a real conversation about why we're still paying federal taxes to a regime that isn't using them to help anyone, but instead is using them to brutalize us
January 9, 2026 at 11:22 PM
at some point we're gonna have to have a real conversation about why we're still paying federal taxes to a regime that isn't using them to help anyone, but instead is using them to brutalize us
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once again we are all tapping the sign
January 9, 2026 at 11:45 PM
once again we are all tapping the sign