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Shenanigans
@shenanigans.bsky.social
· May 17
20 likes on twitter: I'm an idiot, a loser, a fraud, universally despised
20 likes on bluesky: well well well look who's Queen Bitch of Fuck Mountain
20 likes on bluesky: well well well look who's Queen Bitch of Fuck Mountain
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One must imagine Santa Claus happy.
December 25, 2025 at 7:48 PM
One must imagine Santa Claus happy.
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Big day for dads with pocket knives
December 25, 2024 at 4:07 PM
Big day for dads with pocket knives
Your honor my client simply aura'd too hard
December 25, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Your honor my client simply aura'd too hard
Every time a drop of water falls in california everyone immediately forgets everything they know about how to drive a car
December 24, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Every time a drop of water falls in california everyone immediately forgets everything they know about how to drive a car
I want to let you know that there is no reason to make a quilt this big and quilt it by hand. It will take ten million years to finish and you will want to rip the hair out of your head the whole time. Still a work in progress.
December 24, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I want to let you know that there is no reason to make a quilt this big and quilt it by hand. It will take ten million years to finish and you will want to rip the hair out of your head the whole time. Still a work in progress.
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Someone needs to take one for the team
February 5, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Someone needs to take one for the team
Parents who do that Grinch prank thing on their kids with like a photo shoot and everything should be put in a bag and beaten with hammers
December 21, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Parents who do that Grinch prank thing on their kids with like a photo shoot and everything should be put in a bag and beaten with hammers
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"christmas is in 5 days" don't say that. why say that? that's the fakest shit i ever heard
December 20, 2025 at 9:36 PM
"christmas is in 5 days" don't say that. why say that? that's the fakest shit i ever heard
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Our trans kids deserve so much more and better than this
November 7, 2024 at 4:06 AM
Our trans kids deserve so much more and better than this
What does it mean to be someone's sledgehammer. What duties are involved there
December 18, 2025 at 11:54 PM
What does it mean to be someone's sledgehammer. What duties are involved there
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I know a lot is going on but it's flu shot season and you should get a flu shot
September 30, 2025 at 3:42 AM
I know a lot is going on but it's flu shot season and you should get a flu shot
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Get your fucking flu shot!!!!!!!!!!!
December 18, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Get your fucking flu shot!!!!!!!!!!!
All the college kids are in town for the holidays and are absolutely terrorizing the neighborhoods with their driving. It finally happened. This is the thing that made me a boomer. I've arrived.
December 18, 2025 at 12:11 AM
All the college kids are in town for the holidays and are absolutely terrorizing the neighborhoods with their driving. It finally happened. This is the thing that made me a boomer. I've arrived.
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the existence of platitudes implies the existence of plongitudes
December 17, 2025 at 3:37 AM
the existence of platitudes implies the existence of plongitudes
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Only one thing can turn this into a December to remember and it's illegal to say what that thing is
December 15, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Only one thing can turn this into a December to remember and it's illegal to say what that thing is
This rob reiner story is awful my god
December 15, 2025 at 3:54 AM
This rob reiner story is awful my god
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“You seem really chill” I’m dead inside
December 15, 2025 at 12:06 AM
“You seem really chill” I’m dead inside
I overheard someone say "square dancing isn't dancing, it's coordinated trauma" and I think it rewired something in my brain
December 15, 2025 at 12:22 AM
I overheard someone say "square dancing isn't dancing, it's coordinated trauma" and I think it rewired something in my brain
Saturday night, time to enjoy exactly 1.75 beers and fall asleep early
December 14, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Saturday night, time to enjoy exactly 1.75 beers and fall asleep early
No no no see I was hungry an hour ago, now I'm Angry.
December 13, 2025 at 12:17 AM
No no no see I was hungry an hour ago, now I'm Angry.
One of the most 45 years old things about me is that I recently starting thinking of and referring to my children by my siblings names. No reason, just this is what you're like now for some reason, enjoy your brain
December 12, 2025 at 4:37 PM
One of the most 45 years old things about me is that I recently starting thinking of and referring to my children by my siblings names. No reason, just this is what you're like now for some reason, enjoy your brain
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I know sexuality isn't a choice because everything I've ever liked about a man has been against my will
October 20, 2025 at 2:07 PM
I know sexuality isn't a choice because everything I've ever liked about a man has been against my will
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“Trump issues executive order forcing states to …”
December 12, 2025 at 1:09 AM
“Trump issues executive order forcing states to …”
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“Transgender and nonbinary youth (ages 13 to 24) whose pronouns are respected were 31 percent less likely to attempt suicide in the past year than those whose pronouns are not respected, according to a new report from The Trevor Project”
www.advocate.com/exclusives/p...
www.advocate.com/exclusives/p...
Transgender and nonbinary youth whose pronouns are respected attempt suicide less: report
"It's about effort, and just attempting to be respectful and kind to people," lead author Steven Hobaica tells The Advocate.
www.advocate.com
December 11, 2025 at 12:45 AM
“Transgender and nonbinary youth (ages 13 to 24) whose pronouns are respected were 31 percent less likely to attempt suicide in the past year than those whose pronouns are not respected, according to a new report from The Trevor Project”
www.advocate.com/exclusives/p...
www.advocate.com/exclusives/p...
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Empty stomach + full beer still an undefeated combo
February 13, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Empty stomach + full beer still an undefeated combo