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Shenanigans
@shenanigans.bsky.social
· May 17
20 likes on twitter: I'm an idiot, a loser, a fraud, universally despised
20 likes on bluesky: well well well look who's Queen Bitch of Fuck Mountain
20 likes on bluesky: well well well look who's Queen Bitch of Fuck Mountain
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If science is so great why do we only have one vegetable on the cob
February 8, 2026 at 2:54 AM
If science is so great why do we only have one vegetable on the cob
Giving a friend directions to my house and ending with 'oh and there's a fuckton of leaves everywhere, so look for that' because I think it's important to set a tone
February 7, 2026 at 8:46 PM
Giving a friend directions to my house and ending with 'oh and there's a fuckton of leaves everywhere, so look for that' because I think it's important to set a tone
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cadbury creme eggs are back (threatening)
February 7, 2026 at 7:48 PM
cadbury creme eggs are back (threatening)
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GM: Charisma check.
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
February 7, 2026 at 5:01 AM
GM: Charisma check.
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
I am truly not dumb I'm just not very good at knowing things
February 6, 2026 at 4:37 AM
I am truly not dumb I'm just not very good at knowing things
Let's see what fresh hell awaits us today friends
February 3, 2026 at 2:23 PM
Let's see what fresh hell awaits us today friends
I showed you my swag pls respond
February 2, 2026 at 2:10 AM
I showed you my swag pls respond
Queen latifah and doechii came onstage and my teenager said "well they're both certainly wearing outfits"
February 2, 2026 at 1:25 AM
Queen latifah and doechii came onstage and my teenager said "well they're both certainly wearing outfits"
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A year ago: We need TAXES on the WEALTHY
Now: We need a cleansing fire
Now: We need a cleansing fire
January 31, 2026 at 4:40 PM
A year ago: We need TAXES on the WEALTHY
Now: We need a cleansing fire
Now: We need a cleansing fire
Happy January 75th to those who celebrate
January 31, 2026 at 12:06 AM
Happy January 75th to those who celebrate
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Shall I compare thee to a fucking jerk
January 30, 2026 at 4:26 AM
Shall I compare thee to a fucking jerk
I am now in the second-longest cast-free period of time in my life since I was 7 years old. It has been ten years since the last time I had a cast on a broken limb. My longest streak lasted 14 years and ended in a broken hand. I don't want to tempt fate here but I'm starting to feel pretty smug
January 30, 2026 at 3:36 AM
I am now in the second-longest cast-free period of time in my life since I was 7 years old. It has been ten years since the last time I had a cast on a broken limb. My longest streak lasted 14 years and ended in a broken hand. I don't want to tempt fate here but I'm starting to feel pretty smug
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Why must I keep learning new things about kanye west
April 22, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Why must I keep learning new things about kanye west
Blowing my gen z coworkers' minds telling them how I used to buy cigarettes out of a vending machine
January 29, 2026 at 12:33 AM
Blowing my gen z coworkers' minds telling them how I used to buy cigarettes out of a vending machine
Some days I totally get the concept of a liquid lunch
January 28, 2026 at 8:34 PM
Some days I totally get the concept of a liquid lunch
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Dare to not give a fuck about trifling bullshit
January 28, 2026 at 4:00 AM
Dare to not give a fuck about trifling bullshit
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The worst thing about scientists moving the hands of the doomsday clock forward is having to adjust the time on the doomsday clock in your car.
January 27, 2026 at 7:43 PM
The worst thing about scientists moving the hands of the doomsday clock forward is having to adjust the time on the doomsday clock in your car.
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Here’s the thing. Americans are being beaten, kidnapped, sent to camps, and shot in the street by our own government as we speak.
I couldn’t give one single fuck, not the tiniest ounce of shit, what some random white European finger waggers think about individual Americans right now.
I couldn’t give one single fuck, not the tiniest ounce of shit, what some random white European finger waggers think about individual Americans right now.
January 21, 2026 at 6:15 PM
Here’s the thing. Americans are being beaten, kidnapped, sent to camps, and shot in the street by our own government as we speak.
I couldn’t give one single fuck, not the tiniest ounce of shit, what some random white European finger waggers think about individual Americans right now.
I couldn’t give one single fuck, not the tiniest ounce of shit, what some random white European finger waggers think about individual Americans right now.
Sometimes I wonder how many fun things I've missed out on simply because I operate on vampire rules and dont go anywhere without being specifically invited
January 21, 2026 at 6:51 PM
Sometimes I wonder how many fun things I've missed out on simply because I operate on vampire rules and dont go anywhere without being specifically invited
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“prepare to be hated, americans” sweetheart i appreciate the sentiment but this is no one’s first rodeo
January 21, 2026 at 4:10 PM
“prepare to be hated, americans” sweetheart i appreciate the sentiment but this is no one’s first rodeo
Ah well nevertheless
January 21, 2026 at 5:49 AM
Ah well nevertheless
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Miranda rights? but officer, I'm a Samantha
January 20, 2026 at 11:47 PM
Miranda rights? but officer, I'm a Samantha
Coworker asked me if I liked asynchronous learning in college or if it was harder than in-person and I had to break it to him that asynchronous learning didn't exist when I graduated nursing school in the year of our lord 2005 but thanked him for the reminder of my advanced age
January 20, 2026 at 7:05 PM
Coworker asked me if I liked asynchronous learning in college or if it was harder than in-person and I had to break it to him that asynchronous learning didn't exist when I graduated nursing school in the year of our lord 2005 but thanked him for the reminder of my advanced age
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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but saying “we need to compromise” with an openly fascist political party doesn’t make you sound “reasonable.” It makes you sound like a psychopath.
January 20, 2026 at 2:17 PM
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but saying “we need to compromise” with an openly fascist political party doesn’t make you sound “reasonable.” It makes you sound like a psychopath.
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"You're so quiet" it's because I don't like you
October 9, 2025 at 2:35 AM
"You're so quiet" it's because I don't like you