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Shenanigans
@shenanigans.bsky.social
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What is this. What does this mean. MIS No Known Drug Allergies is all I can see
Photo of a vanity license plate with the letters MISNKDA
October 17, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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I regret to inform you that the Oregon ducks mascot has been forever memorialized in acrylic paint and also I have become obsessed with mixing this green color
9"x11" painting of the Oregon ducks mascot holding his hands in the shape of an O on a yellow background. I painted it for my son to hang in his dorm room if he wants (or in the back of his closet if he doesn't)
October 10, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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Chat, it's only Monday
Open can of cutwater vodka transfusion
September 23, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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Sorry for being god's favorite perfect sweetie
Bluesky alt text rating showing 100%
September 12, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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Sorry for being quiet I'm dealing with my own personal 9/11 at the grocery store
1 pound of 93/7% ground beef for $11.10 from my grocery store this morning
September 11, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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Move to the mountains they said. You won't believe how clear the air is they said. You won't feel like it's snowing ashes at all they said
Air quality index for bishop CA reading very unhealthy with a purple frowny face. The AQI is currently 238 and our main pollutant is smoke and ash from the Garnet fire
September 9, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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I object to being called a celebrity but the weirdos thing is on point
Screenshot of shenanigans showing a ranking of 9.9 whatever that means. Also Ive been on bluesky since April 2023 which means I'm better than you (sorry) Shenanigans profile stats showing top 0.1% of all users (again wtf does that mean idk), in 84 starter packs, belongs to the internet weirdos community.
September 6, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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A third rainbow heart painting has hit the bathroom
Rectangular canvas painting reading "theres no place like home" surrounded by layers of multi-colored hearts. The lettering and large heart to the side were part of the first layers of paint and hearts with a medium pink background, and were masked off while the rest of the canvas was covered in black paint. More layers of multi-colored hearts cover the black paint, making the two sections blend together. I love the line 'there's no place like home' because I have been a homebody since birth and will almost always rather be at home.
August 31, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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Finally, some good news
Headline: James Dobson, influential leader of the religious right, dies at 89
August 21, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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If you have an art table I would like to see your art table. I haven't had anything serious on mine in a while, just sketchbooks water soluble pastels.
A current look at my art desk. There is a sketchbook with hearts covering one page, a case full of neocolor II pastels, another case with old and broken neocolor II's, various pencils and brushes and paints, a small clay cup made by my son, and the bottom edge of a canvas work in progress underneath everything.
August 13, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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Another thought I had that was too important not to jot down in the middle of the night
Screenshot of my notes app that says "subtext and buttsex have the exact same letters in them." And it's true. They do.
August 10, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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Working on Saturday isn't that bad when your coworker brings you a little bundle of lavender to get the vibes right
Picture of a bundle of lavender tied with twine next to my keyboard where I found it this morning from my sweet coworker
August 9, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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As a woman on the internet i am destined to have an inbox full of men saying hello to me on every platform that allows them for the rest of time
A screenshot of my tiktok inbox showing 11 of 53 messages all from men, all opening with the word hello, and with a suspicious number of names starting with J. What's going on with the J named men. Can we get a ruling regarding j named men please
July 30, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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The sluttiest thing a man can do is make you wood fired pizza in his outdoor pizza oven
July 18, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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Do you guys think this will mess up my toaster y/n
Box of brown sugar cinnamon pop tart ice cream sandwiches
July 17, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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Cleansing the skyline with creme brûlée. Vanilla and salted caramel. Now to chill for 24 hours (them, not me I have no chill)
Two sets of 4 ramekins containing creme brûlée. Four are regular vanilla, four are salted caramel. The vanilla are a nice yellow-y color and the caramel are a lovely amber-brown. Can't wait to torch some sugar on these tomorrow.
July 16, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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Gus wanted y'all to know that he's a big gigantic baby boy who will scream at you until you pet him then act like he did nothing wrong 💜
Big fluffy multicolored cat laying at my feet begging for cheek scratches and belly rubs. Fluffy multicolored cat on the floor wanting to know why I stopped the pets to take a picture
July 14, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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We did it joe we made cheesecake in the rice cooker (yes it is flat shut up it tasted great)
A slice of rice cooker cheesecake with fruit and whipped cream on top. It did not rise as much as we hoped but I'm pretty sure that was a technique issue. Tasted great though!!
July 14, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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A still frame from Adventure Time where Jake is a brick in a brick wall
July 9, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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I live on the other side of the country than all of my family so every now and then my sister sends me random pictures of me she finds and says stuff like "back when u were still tan lol"
Picture of me at maybe 10 years old? Maybe 9? At the beach with my legs buried in sand and apparently objecting to the picture being taken because my mouth is wide open and my eyebrows are furrowed looking at the camera. Black one-piece swimsuit with my swim team logo on the front.
July 3, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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This is who runs this account
A picture of me in the late 1980's sitting on my grandmother's carpeted stairs wearing a homemade floral dress. My eyes are partially closed and dimples on full display, as is standard.
June 26, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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Happy Father's Day to me and my Father's Day lunch I made (for me)
A white plate with whole chicken wings, a small salad, and mixed rice and lentils. Happy Father's Day to me and to you if you are also a default father
June 15, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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We did it joe, we got a whole kid graduated from high school
A picture of my son and me at his high school graduation with the mountains in the background. He's wearing a blue cap and gown and several colored cords.
June 7, 2025 at 5:28 AM
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I absolutely love this necklace I bought from them a couple years ago
Picture of me wearing a rainbow glass pendant
May 25, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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I found another very important cryptic message on my iPhone that I apparently made sometime in the night
Screenshot of notes app reading "don't go to the hardware store for bread." What was she cooking??
May 20, 2025 at 3:13 PM