Shenanigans
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Shenanigans
@shenanigans.bsky.social
· May 17
20 likes on twitter: I'm an idiot, a loser, a fraud, universally despised
20 likes on bluesky: well well well look who's Queen Bitch of Fuck Mountain
20 likes on bluesky: well well well look who's Queen Bitch of Fuck Mountain
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"You can do hard things!" yeah but I don't want to. I just want to chill.
November 2, 2025 at 9:49 PM
"You can do hard things!" yeah but I don't want to. I just want to chill.
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DONALD TRUMP: [asleep, drooling on long red tie]
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
November 10, 2025 at 2:37 AM
DONALD TRUMP: [asleep, drooling on long red tie]
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
Just going to keep posting until it happens
Primary them all
November 10, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Just going to keep posting until it happens
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no i do not want to “give feedback on my purchase” i want to watch the movie Legend again for the first time at an impressionable age
November 8, 2025 at 10:11 PM
no i do not want to “give feedback on my purchase” i want to watch the movie Legend again for the first time at an impressionable age
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Diva down (financially)
November 8, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Diva down (financially)
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[hot ones]
me: *finishes off gallon of milk*
sean evans: ok are you ready for your first wing
me: *finishes off gallon of milk*
sean evans: ok are you ready for your first wing
November 8, 2025 at 3:29 AM
[hot ones]
me: *finishes off gallon of milk*
sean evans: ok are you ready for your first wing
me: *finishes off gallon of milk*
sean evans: ok are you ready for your first wing
Yeah I guess you could say I'm kind of a sick freak (enjoy a little pulp in my orange juice)
November 6, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Yeah I guess you could say I'm kind of a sick freak (enjoy a little pulp in my orange juice)
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I just love fall. Bathing in pumpkin spice latte, eating crunchy leaves, eating sweaters knitted from the hair of my neighbors. Hard to pick a favorite really.
November 6, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I just love fall. Bathing in pumpkin spice latte, eating crunchy leaves, eating sweaters knitted from the hair of my neighbors. Hard to pick a favorite really.
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Everybody wants to celebrate the boys being back in town, nobody wants to examine the circumstances that forced the boys to leave in the first place.
November 6, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Everybody wants to celebrate the boys being back in town, nobody wants to examine the circumstances that forced the boys to leave in the first place.
Languishing! At the grocery store
November 6, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Languishing! At the grocery store
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I'm so over breaking news. How about some fixing news.
October 6, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I'm so over breaking news. How about some fixing news.
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Sometimes it's nice to be a piece of shit Californian
November 5, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Sometimes it's nice to be a piece of shit Californian
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Zohran Mamdani won the same day Dick Cheney died and I think that's beautiful
November 5, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Zohran Mamdani won the same day Dick Cheney died and I think that's beautiful
It's time to lib out I fear
November 5, 2025 at 2:17 AM
It's time to lib out I fear
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me: I think we should talk
him: ...about what?
me: I have a confession
him: a real confession or one of your confessions?
me: my least favorite potato is mashed
him: you always do this
him: ...about what?
me: I have a confession
him: a real confession or one of your confessions?
me: my least favorite potato is mashed
him: you always do this
November 5, 2025 at 1:29 AM
me: I think we should talk
him: ...about what?
me: I have a confession
him: a real confession or one of your confessions?
me: my least favorite potato is mashed
him: you always do this
him: ...about what?
me: I have a confession
him: a real confession or one of your confessions?
me: my least favorite potato is mashed
him: you always do this
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sorry but mamdani and cuomo should have worn blue and yellow hats, respectively
November 5, 2025 at 12:24 AM
sorry but mamdani and cuomo should have worn blue and yellow hats, respectively
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Just saw a take in the Discover Feed so horrifying that that I began to rend my flesh and issue forth screams that I, at first, did not recognize as my own voice.
November 3, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Just saw a take in the Discover Feed so horrifying that that I began to rend my flesh and issue forth screams that I, at first, did not recognize as my own voice.
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by any conceivable measure SNAP is one of the best programs we have, keeps countless people from food insecurity, and every dollar spent goes back into the community 1.5 times over
if you’re policing what people spend it on because they don’t “deserve” joy you’re a shitty excuse for a human being
if you’re policing what people spend it on because they don’t “deserve” joy you’re a shitty excuse for a human being
“Oh poor people can buy popsicles with food stamps” shut the fuck up the government gives perverts a trillion dollars in government money each year for pervert factories for billionaires the fucking popsicles are none of your fuckin business
November 2, 2025 at 10:50 PM
by any conceivable measure SNAP is one of the best programs we have, keeps countless people from food insecurity, and every dollar spent goes back into the community 1.5 times over
if you’re policing what people spend it on because they don’t “deserve” joy you’re a shitty excuse for a human being
if you’re policing what people spend it on because they don’t “deserve” joy you’re a shitty excuse for a human being
"You can do hard things!" yeah but I don't want to. I just want to chill.
November 2, 2025 at 9:49 PM
"You can do hard things!" yeah but I don't want to. I just want to chill.
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we've finally answered humanity's most ancient question, "What happens after you die?"
the answer is JD Vance fucks your wife
the answer is JD Vance fucks your wife
November 1, 2025 at 11:16 PM
we've finally answered humanity's most ancient question, "What happens after you die?"
the answer is JD Vance fucks your wife
the answer is JD Vance fucks your wife
Something that will never stop making me angry is doctors using the bmi on 6 year olds and telling them to lose weight
November 1, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Something that will never stop making me angry is doctors using the bmi on 6 year olds and telling them to lose weight
The mods said if you dislike my posts I can arrest you
October 31, 2025 at 11:08 PM
The mods said if you dislike my posts I can arrest you
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Speaks poorly of Doc he could never cure Sneezy.
October 31, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Speaks poorly of Doc he could never cure Sneezy.