Rob DenBleyker
@robdenbleyker.com
a collection of ass brained posts written by your favorite stupid fucking idiot
imagine if he sent a failed mission to mars and everyone died. your book would skyrocket to #1
February 10, 2026 at 3:33 PM
imagine if he sent a failed mission to mars and everyone died. your book would skyrocket to #1
and his lawyer was Alan Dershowitz... you can't make this up
February 9, 2026 at 6:46 PM
and his lawyer was Alan Dershowitz... you can't make this up
not since "The Mummy Returns" has a movie's title summed up its plot so perfectly
February 9, 2026 at 6:28 PM
not since "The Mummy Returns" has a movie's title summed up its plot so perfectly
do not take him for some conjurer of cheap tricks
February 9, 2026 at 3:55 AM
do not take him for some conjurer of cheap tricks
Reposted by Rob DenBleyker
the bushes were people ๐
February 9, 2026 at 2:26 AM
the bushes were people ๐
BREAKING: Donald Trump has ousted the President of Puerto Rico
February 9, 2026 at 1:48 AM
BREAKING: Donald Trump has ousted the President of Puerto Rico
He has declared himself President of Puerto Rico
February 9, 2026 at 1:47 AM
He has declared himself President of Puerto Rico
call me "woke" or whatever but I think the Superbowl should have less football and more dancing latinas
February 9, 2026 at 1:25 AM
call me "woke" or whatever but I think the Superbowl should have less football and more dancing latinas
love to see minority representation (people who enjoy MTG) at the olympics
Amber Glenn, a queer Texan who started ice skating at the stonebriar mall in frisco at age 5, who plays magic the gathering, is an olympic gold medalist
grateful to work at a place that always lets me write about how much i love gay women
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February 8, 2026 at 10:53 PM
love to see minority representation (people who enjoy MTG) at the olympics
I think the arrival of Aragorn and the dead army at Pelenor Fields works better in the theatrical cut because it's a surprise!
February 8, 2026 at 10:44 PM
I think the arrival of Aragorn and the dead army at Pelenor Fields works better in the theatrical cut because it's a surprise!
there should also be a short 20 min version where they simply keep the ring hidden and stay in the Shire and let the war be the big folks' problem
February 8, 2026 at 9:35 PM
there should also be a short 20 min version where they simply keep the ring hidden and stay in the Shire and let the war be the big folks' problem
if there's toggles you should also be able to customize Sam's outfits
February 8, 2026 at 9:34 PM
if there's toggles you should also be able to customize Sam's outfits
I agree w/ your second note. I also think the hobbits should be 9 ft tall, and Aragorn should have a gun
February 8, 2026 at 9:32 PM
I agree w/ your second note. I also think the hobbits should be 9 ft tall, and Aragorn should have a gun
hot take on Lord of the Rings: there should be versions in between Theatrical and Extended. keep important scenes, lose the rest. Galadriel's gifts: important scene. Eowyn is bad at making soup: not important. get it out of here.
February 8, 2026 at 7:45 PM
hot take on Lord of the Rings: there should be versions in between Theatrical and Extended. keep important scenes, lose the rest. Galadriel's gifts: important scene. Eowyn is bad at making soup: not important. get it out of here.
not an economist but I think longtime btc holders have financial obligations elsewhere, so if they sense a "top" they get out and back into real usable cash. so it could indicate economic uncertainty
February 5, 2026 at 5:40 PM
not an economist but I think longtime btc holders have financial obligations elsewhere, so if they sense a "top" they get out and back into real usable cash. so it could indicate economic uncertainty
what are you voulging?
February 4, 2026 at 11:35 PM
what are you voulging?
putting up a statue of a famous rapist is on brand for this president
February 4, 2026 at 10:09 PM
putting up a statue of a famous rapist is on brand for this president
he's mistakenly thinking of Chris Columbus the director of Home Alone 2
The president's endless White House makeover will now see a statue of "hero" Christopher Columbus installed.
Trump Plotting to Bring Resurrected Statue to the White House
A statue of Christopher Columbus is set to be installed on the south side of the White House lawn.
trib.al
February 4, 2026 at 10:06 PM
he's mistakenly thinking of Chris Columbus the director of Home Alone 2