Rob DenBleyker
@robdenbleyker.com
a collection of ass brained posts written by your favorite stupid fucking idiot
all my over-55 family members texted me wonderful Christmas AI slop this morning I love it
December 25, 2025 at 7:24 PM
all my over-55 family members texted me wonderful Christmas AI slop this morning I love it
Reposted by Rob DenBleyker
cowboy who stubbed his toe:
December 21, 2025 at 12:07 AM
cowboy who stubbed his toe:
why did they redact this
December 20, 2025 at 8:19 PM
why did they redact this
feeling a strong connection to this doll I just found at the estate sale
December 20, 2025 at 7:58 PM
feeling a strong connection to this doll I just found at the estate sale
Reposted by Rob DenBleyker
let’s just assume anyone worth over $100 million hung out with epstein and banish them from society
December 20, 2025 at 1:03 AM
let’s just assume anyone worth over $100 million hung out with epstein and banish them from society
Reposted by Rob DenBleyker
INVENTOR OF THE WASHING MACHINE: it’s a machine that washes
INVENTOR OF THE DISHWASHER: washes what
INVENTOR OF THE DISHWASHER: washes what
December 20, 2025 at 4:27 PM
INVENTOR OF THE WASHING MACHINE: it’s a machine that washes
INVENTOR OF THE DISHWASHER: washes what
INVENTOR OF THE DISHWASHER: washes what
when you don't have kids you're essentially breaking a 4-billion-year chain of reproduction and genetic transfer, which is the ultimate flex on nature IMHO
December 20, 2025 at 5:34 PM
when you don't have kids you're essentially breaking a 4-billion-year chain of reproduction and genetic transfer, which is the ultimate flex on nature IMHO
2025 mostly sucked but the Coldplay kiss cam thing was pretty funny
December 20, 2025 at 5:27 PM
2025 mostly sucked but the Coldplay kiss cam thing was pretty funny
as a big fan of space whale politics I adored Avatar 3
December 20, 2025 at 1:41 AM
as a big fan of space whale politics I adored Avatar 3
(reading the epstein files aghast, like the boss in Ratatouille) Jeffrey Epstein was a pedophile??
December 19, 2025 at 4:21 PM
(reading the epstein files aghast, like the boss in Ratatouille) Jeffrey Epstein was a pedophile??
always remember:
1. sending someone a text message is 1000x more meaningful than a social media post
2. a phone call is technically assault
1. sending someone a text message is 1000x more meaningful than a social media post
2. a phone call is technically assault
December 19, 2025 at 1:58 PM
always remember:
1. sending someone a text message is 1000x more meaningful than a social media post
2. a phone call is technically assault
1. sending someone a text message is 1000x more meaningful than a social media post
2. a phone call is technically assault
2026 Folgers jingle just dropped
[waking up]: fucking hell
December 19, 2025 at 1:21 PM
2026 Folgers jingle just dropped
sorry everyone, the epstein files won't be released today, nobody in the administration can figure out how to export a PDF
December 19, 2025 at 1:15 PM
sorry everyone, the epstein files won't be released today, nobody in the administration can figure out how to export a PDF
at my funeral i want a sad song to be played, so that everyone cries
December 18, 2025 at 10:15 PM
at my funeral i want a sad song to be played, so that everyone cries
Avatar Fire and Ash is the only thing propping up the economy, I hope you got your tickets. if it's sub-$2b box office prepare for a mega recession
December 17, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Avatar Fire and Ash is the only thing propping up the economy, I hope you got your tickets. if it's sub-$2b box office prepare for a mega recession
