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Sometimes you get high and start waxing idiotic about how The Simpsons is about the journey from Judaism ("Abraham" Simpson) to Hellenism ("Homer" Simpson) and then finally to Christianity ("Bartholomew" Simpson) and then someone tells you to shut the fuck up, and they’re right to do so.
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Elon might be a trillionaire while thousands of families starve, but did you also know he suffers from ARFID and can only eat ethically sourced ortolan bunting OR A5 wagyu that has never been touched by human hands? Maybe don’t be so quick to judge, hmm?
November 8, 2025 at 6:32 AM
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Anti-vaxxers exposing Hays Code ass diseases to the general public is antisocial behavior that at one point would have required compulsory isolation and social exile. Instead, the Raw Milk Typhoid Mary community is allowed to continue their dunderheaded agenda unabated. Unsettles my spirit.
November 7, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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It’s so interesting to look into the eyes of every Republican cabinet member and see a shimmering metallic psychosis.
November 8, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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I actually think House Democrats strategy of immediately presenting their bare buttocks in surrender is a chess move we’ll only truly appreciate in hindsight.
May 20, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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Democrats whenever some dumb fool Democrat decides to open their dumb fool mouth to say something both dumb and foolish.
November 3, 2025 at 3:23 AM
We all know that one guy who, whenever people are arguing about humanity’s greatest technological advances, has to jump in about fucking ball bearings, an absolute simp for ball bearings, can’t WAIT to get into his little spiel.
November 9, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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Seasonal Affective Deez Nuts
January 24, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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Me, Reading Dylan Thomas:
Yes, haha! Don't go gently into that good night! Rage! Fight!

Me, Experiencing The Slightest Physical Discomfort: Alright, gotta go gentle mode. Time to gentle up, for sure. Good night not lookin' so bad, think imma lean into it.
February 26, 2024 at 3:56 PM
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You can't intellectualize the entire universe, man. Can you "measure" time? Could one "quantify" intelligence, or "weigh" a human heart? You’re gonna “test” my blood alcohol level?? Give me back my gun, officer, and be on your way.
April 13, 2024 at 4:13 PM
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And this is what they call “the ole Chappaquiddick Farewell” in the Kennedy family, dude couldn’t help it, it’s in his blood.
November 6, 2025 at 6:37 PM
It’s so interesting to look into the eyes of every Republican cabinet member and see a shimmering metallic psychosis.
November 8, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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The Atlantic is refusing to publish my article entitled "I Tried All the Scams in the Dead Prez Song 'Hell Yeah' and Here’s What Went Down." Huge missed opportunity to amplify a growing group of marginalized voices (scammers) in the public square.
April 11, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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Before I found god they called me Danny boy because the pipe was always calling
November 8, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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Freeway, ever the household budget hawk: “fuck a Lex, cause the clique fit good in the Caravan.”
The rapper Freeway warned us long ago what happens when people get hungry and broke and desperate in the wintertime!

If a sneak start leaning/
and the heat stop workin'/
Then my heat start workin'/
I'ma rob me a person

Nobody’s above the program.
November 8, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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The rapper Freeway warned us long ago what happens when people get hungry and broke and desperate in the wintertime!

If a sneak start leaning/
and the heat stop workin'/
Then my heat start workin'/
I'ma rob me a person

Nobody’s above the program.
November 8, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Elon might be a trillionaire while thousands of families starve, but did you also know he suffers from ARFID and can only eat ethically sourced ortolan bunting OR A5 wagyu that has never been touched by human hands? Maybe don’t be so quick to judge, hmm?
November 8, 2025 at 6:32 AM
The rapper Freeway warned us long ago what happens when people get hungry and broke and desperate in the wintertime!

If a sneak start leaning/
and the heat stop workin'/
Then my heat start workin'/
I'ma rob me a person

Nobody’s above the program.
November 8, 2025 at 5:53 AM
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unlike you guys, i only suffer from posters gladness
November 6, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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hey let me live motherfucker i just wanna live
November 7, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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They’ve stripped the dignity from asking for help Online. You’d never ask Jeeves if you should divorce your husband or to parse your complex inner life. It’s uncouth. You need boundaries between your soul and the ghost in the machine. Only appropriate.
August 12, 2025 at 8:32 AM
Braids coming down this weekend. Served valiantly. Time to rest now. Stand down. 🫡
Had to travel to an East Orange, New Jersey basement and remain there for 9 hours to get these braids.
November 8, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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Hakeem Jeffries has soft wet hands, and he doesn’t laugh at movies until he sees other people laughing and he bought a male girdle but was too ashamed to wear it to church but then one day he did and a row of kids behind him laughed and took pictures of his odd silhouette.
September 18, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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Crashing out, but spiritually. In my head and in my heart. Crashing in.
June 6, 2025 at 8:37 AM
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Local Pregnant Woman Gamely Puts Aside Personal Preference For Uncut Cock To Weigh In On Infant Circumcision Debate
November 13, 2024 at 4:11 AM
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No, I think it’s great that you have an AI boyfriend, I’m just concerned if you keep shoving zinc into your usb-c port so he can shoot thick ropes, you might void the warranty?
August 12, 2025 at 11:00 AM