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Emily Blunt Guts
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We still play D&D over Discord every week!
As an adult, are you still friends with anyone you knew in junior high?
January 1, 2026 at 7:19 PM
My girl thick like Trump’s plasma
January 1, 2026 at 2:40 PM
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I'm in a rather large group chat with her, I've seen her advocate for various causes online and in person...when I say she is a REAL ONE, please believe me. She is a rank and file cadre socialist just like anyone else at your DSA meeting. She will hold the line
At midnight, Assemblymember Mamdani became Mayor Mamdani. That means Assembly District 36 is now vacant—and the special election to fill his seat is likely just 33 days away.

My name is Diana Moreno, and I'm running to be the next democratic socialist Assemblymember from Queens.
January 1, 2026 at 2:26 PM
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When you get the reputation of being the guy with the encouraging words on New Year's Eve, it can start to come through as a little pressure -- what if the situation on the ground is worse than usual? what if people are more scared than they usually are, and with cause? what use are good vibes then?
December 31, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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any discussion of city transit improvement online ever
January 1, 2026 at 12:07 AM
January 1, 2026 at 12:07 AM
Biggest impression category:
December 31, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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This came to me in a dream last night and my hands would not rest until it was made.
December 31, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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Dangerous Nights Crew, today is the day we LIVE for
December 31, 2025 at 6:43 PM
The good news is after adopting the Epic model sandwich, he qualifies for a 2% discount on his next sandwich license.
This was probably meant to be a late-night post: I spent eight months working on a stunt blog about a $200 sandwich. Or, no, I did an end-of-year post about my mental health and the federal funding crisis. I'm not sure which. Maybe you can figure it out. www.carlsonlab.bio/thoughts/epi...
Epic chicken sandwich — The Carlson Lab
Invocation to Sandwich: April 22, 2025 The madness creeps in for the first time as a Master’s student in my lab is telling me about her job hunt. Did you know that Epic – yes, that Epic, the electron...
www.carlsonlab.bio
December 31, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Perhaps 2026 will be the year Garfield creator Jim Davis and filmmaker Werner Herzog complete their convergence
December 31, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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No my man, the answer absolutely involves taxing those gains.
December 30, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Ruin two bands by combining them:

The Used Cars
ruin two bands by combining them:

Megadeath Cab for Cutie
ruin two bands by combining them:

Yes Queen
December 29, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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Motherfucker, you just don't know how to read.
December 28, 2025 at 5:49 PM
In she came with same type game
The type of girl sharin’ multiple facts about trains
35 years and I finally have answers 🙏🏻
December 28, 2025 at 12:28 AM
December 27, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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December 27, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
December 27,1940
December 27, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Joe Burrow at all times:
December 27, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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Freaking love this city and all the people in it so much….a bunch of people went and turned the 4 train into the Polar Express giving out toys to kids along the way from the Bronx to Brooklyn….shoutout to the @newyorkers.live account on IG for doing this 🙏 www.instagram.com/reel/DSnsvWS...
December 26, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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Hohoho! I drew this year's holiday card for my art rep, Felix Comic Art. I wanted the recipients to get something that looked like a piece of vintage original art, but also couldn't help poking some fun at Felix's love for Dark Knight Returns.
December 26, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Yes, I just want to scrub
A disc I can cue up will get some love from me
December 27, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Me: you know how New Haven is famous for—
Them: pizza, yeah it’s pretty good
Me [visibly shaking]: …yes, pizza, that’s the thing.
have you heard the gospel of the westville pickleball furry mural
December 27, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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The cybertruck lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, spinning its wheels trying to turn itself over, but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping.
joining the "cybertruck owners only" group on fb is one of the best decisions i've ever made. every so often when i'm scrolling through fb getting pissed off, i get to see a little treat like this
December 26, 2025 at 5:48 PM