Emily Blunt Guts
@glocktopus.bsky.social
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Too bad the English have no precedent to understand a hereditary title
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Too bad the English have no precedent to understand a hereditary title
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Bring back the Sneak & Stay double feature.
November 10, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Bring back the Sneak & Stay double feature.
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Secretary of Defense folks
November 10, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Secretary of Defense folks
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I keep alternating between shock, tears, and joy.
We fucking did it. We won.
We fucking did it. We won.
BREAKING: We won!
Today the 3rd Circuit Court ordered the @post-gazette.com to restore our contract it illegally tore up 5 years ago. That’s our health care, PTO, right to a 40-hr. work week, short-term disability and so much more we’ve struck for 3+ years.
pghguild.com/2025/11/10/p...
Today the 3rd Circuit Court ordered the @post-gazette.com to restore our contract it illegally tore up 5 years ago. That’s our health care, PTO, right to a 40-hr. work week, short-term disability and so much more we’ve struck for 3+ years.
pghguild.com/2025/11/10/p...
November 10, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I keep alternating between shock, tears, and joy.
We fucking did it. We won.
We fucking did it. We won.
“As custom dictates, one of the five rifles contained a blank cartridge, meaning even in dying, he was able to disappoint one more woman.”
Give me the opening line of the spite obit you’d write. No need to identify the decedent. Let fly.
November 10, 2025 at 7:10 PM
“As custom dictates, one of the five rifles contained a blank cartridge, meaning even in dying, he was able to disappoint one more woman.”
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WHAT'S up YouTube, it's your boy Bartleby the Scrivener here, coming at you for another day of the I Would Prefer Not To challenge. Be sure to SMASH that subscribe button and hit that bell so you don't miss a single video. If you saw last week's video, you'll know I am now SLEEPING in the office.
Bartleby the Scrivener logging on for another day of bullshit
November 7, 2025 at 10:54 AM
WHAT'S up YouTube, it's your boy Bartleby the Scrivener here, coming at you for another day of the I Would Prefer Not To challenge. Be sure to SMASH that subscribe button and hit that bell so you don't miss a single video. If you saw last week's video, you'll know I am now SLEEPING in the office.
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My God, what a horrible, pitiful, defeatist, tone deaf, and just plain…WRONG thing to say. Retire now @SenAngusKing if that’s how you feel. Retire now and put someone else in your place who will stand up to the fascist in the White House.
November 10, 2025 at 1:57 PM
My God, what a horrible, pitiful, defeatist, tone deaf, and just plain…WRONG thing to say. Retire now @SenAngusKing if that’s how you feel. Retire now and put someone else in your place who will stand up to the fascist in the White House.
The Mountain Goats’ new album is wonderful and you would think I’m pretentious and/or a madman if I explained why it touches me so deeply still leave it at that.
November 10, 2025 at 4:00 PM
The Mountain Goats’ new album is wonderful and you would think I’m pretentious and/or a madman if I explained why it touches me so deeply still leave it at that.
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Happy Circulatory System Walking Through the Kitchen Day! Don’t forget to smash your clocks!
November 10, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Happy Circulatory System Walking Through the Kitchen Day! Don’t forget to smash your clocks!
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All the players should bet on sports, they can’t ban everyone.
November 9, 2025 at 6:47 PM
All the players should bet on sports, they can’t ban everyone.
Black hole sun
Won’t you come
And sandwich bears with creme
Won’t you come
And sandwich bears with creme
As an interesting addendum, 2 years into the initial run, Bearwiches were rebranded, in the summer of 1992, as T.G. Bearwiches, and given an eXtReMe makeover! Available in
Chocolate with Vanilla Filling
Vanilla with Chocolate Filling
Cinnamon with Vanilla Filling
Chocolate with Peanut Butter Filling
Chocolate with Vanilla Filling
Vanilla with Chocolate Filling
Cinnamon with Vanilla Filling
Chocolate with Peanut Butter Filling
November 10, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Black hole sun
Won’t you come
And sandwich bears with creme
Won’t you come
And sandwich bears with creme
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So, listen, call Schumer’s office no matter where you live, no matter if you’re registered to vote. Leave a voicemail that says if Senate Dems cave without an ACA premiums fix, you will never vote for or donate to another Senate Democrat as long as he is Leader
Call them:
Schumer (NY)
202 224-6542
Booker (NJ)
202 224-3224
King (ME)
202 224-5344
Hassan (NH)
202 224-3324
Durbin (IL)
202 224-2152
Ossoff (GA)
202 224-3521
Shaheen (NH)
202 224-2841
Gillibrand (NY)
202 224-4451
Masto (NV)
202 224-3542
Warner (VA)
202 224-2023
Fetterman (PA)
No Point
Schumer (NY)
202 224-6542
Booker (NJ)
202 224-3224
King (ME)
202 224-5344
Hassan (NH)
202 224-3324
Durbin (IL)
202 224-2152
Ossoff (GA)
202 224-3521
Shaheen (NH)
202 224-2841
Gillibrand (NY)
202 224-4451
Masto (NV)
202 224-3542
Warner (VA)
202 224-2023
Fetterman (PA)
No Point
November 9, 2025 at 11:05 PM
So, listen, call Schumer’s office no matter where you live, no matter if you’re registered to vote. Leave a voicemail that says if Senate Dems cave without an ACA premiums fix, you will never vote for or donate to another Senate Democrat as long as he is Leader
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The only thing to do in THIS EXACT MOMENT is to call everyone representing you and basically tell them this and that you'll vote to chuck them out if they surrender. I hope we all do so.
Long term, they have to go either way. They refused to fix their hearts and it is time for them to die.
Long term, they have to go either way. They refused to fix their hearts and it is time for them to die.
November 9, 2025 at 10:34 PM
The only thing to do in THIS EXACT MOMENT is to call everyone representing you and basically tell them this and that you'll vote to chuck them out if they surrender. I hope we all do so.
Long term, they have to go either way. They refused to fix their hearts and it is time for them to die.
Long term, they have to go either way. They refused to fix their hearts and it is time for them to die.
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These are the only offices that even accept voicemails at the moment
Oh for the love of
Sharing, since I just googled these so I could leave angry voicemails telling these motherfuckers to hold the line
Schumer's DC office number: 202-224-6542
Gillibrand's DC office number: (202) 224-4451
Sharing, since I just googled these so I could leave angry voicemails telling these motherfuckers to hold the line
Schumer's DC office number: 202-224-6542
Gillibrand's DC office number: (202) 224-4451
Sounds like the squishes in the senate caucus are ready to pull the plug with no ACA changes. This is real. If you want to register your opinion you shld call yr senator in the next hour. They not only want to reopen w/nothing. They want cover from their colleagues who still want to hold out.
November 9, 2025 at 9:32 PM
These are the only offices that even accept voicemails at the moment
I overcame my deep discomfort with the phone to call my senators, please try to do the same
just to clarify (and kevin knows this so don’t @ him) call no matter who your senators are. the caucus will pay attention to backlash
Call the United States Capitol switchboard at (202) 224-3121 and they will connect you with your senator's office.
If you're represented by one of the squishier centrists, be sure to make a call. Now.
If you're represented by one of the squishier centrists, be sure to make a call. Now.
November 9, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I overcame my deep discomfort with the phone to call my senators, please try to do the same
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Call the United States Capitol switchboard at (202) 224-3121 and they will connect you with your senator's office.
If you're represented by one of the squishier centrists, be sure to make a call. Now.
If you're represented by one of the squishier centrists, be sure to make a call. Now.
Sounds like the squishes in the senate caucus are ready to pull the plug with no ACA changes. This is real. If you want to register your opinion you shld call yr senator in the next hour. They not only want to reopen w/nothing. They want cover from their colleagues who still want to hold out.
November 9, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Call the United States Capitol switchboard at (202) 224-3121 and they will connect you with your senator's office.
If you're represented by one of the squishier centrists, be sure to make a call. Now.
If you're represented by one of the squishier centrists, be sure to make a call. Now.
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Yes and the Democrats are about to cave on the shutdown maybe tell your boss
NEW: The Trump administration is ordering states to 'immediately undo' any action to provide full SNAP benefits during the GOP shutdown.
42 million Americans rely on SNAP to eat. Trump is demanding that they go hungry.
42 million Americans rely on SNAP to eat. Trump is demanding that they go hungry.
November 9, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Yes and the Democrats are about to cave on the shutdown maybe tell your boss
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lol she got his ass and he knows it
November 9, 2025 at 3:36 PM
lol she got his ass and he knows it
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Thomas Pynchon's appearance on the Simpsons
November 9, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Thomas Pynchon's appearance on the Simpsons
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Anyway here’s Phoebe Bridgers covering Teenage Dirtbag
Phoebe Bridgers: "Teenage Dirtbag" (Wheatus cover)
YouTube video by Dean Dauphinais
youtu.be
November 9, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Anyway here’s Phoebe Bridgers covering Teenage Dirtbag
Legend of Suram Fortress but Star Wars is (I know) an obnoxious film student take but that shit would go mighty hard
ironically what makes star wars stuff best is when it is 'something else, but also star wars'
e.g. Andor, a British political thriller but also Star Wars
the Mandalorian, an episode-of-the-week Western but also Star Wars (when it was good)
e.g. Andor, a British political thriller but also Star Wars
the Mandalorian, an episode-of-the-week Western but also Star Wars (when it was good)
November 8, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Legend of Suram Fortress but Star Wars is (I know) an obnoxious film student take but that shit would go mighty hard