Greg Nog
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Greg Nog
@plusgreg.bsky.social
· Jun 19
They should invent a time that is precedented.
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Every time someone’s like “put that in the louvre,” my head now goes “and then steal it from the louvre, the security password is louvre”
November 11, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Every time someone’s like “put that in the louvre,” my head now goes “and then steal it from the louvre, the security password is louvre”
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I AM TIRED OF EARTH.
THESE PEOPLE.
I AM TIRED OF BEING CAUGHT IN
THE TANGLE OF THEIR LIVES.
THESE PEOPLE.
I AM TIRED OF BEING CAUGHT IN
THE TANGLE OF THEIR LIVES.
November 11, 2025 at 4:16 AM
I AM TIRED OF EARTH.
THESE PEOPLE.
I AM TIRED OF BEING CAUGHT IN
THE TANGLE OF THEIR LIVES.
THESE PEOPLE.
I AM TIRED OF BEING CAUGHT IN
THE TANGLE OF THEIR LIVES.
They should have at least kept the shutdown going until Partially Muscled Skeleton Day. I guess now I'll just scream about democrat incompetence AND the 40% increase to my monthly healthcare premiums.
November 11, 2025 at 5:14 AM
They should have at least kept the shutdown going until Partially Muscled Skeleton Day. I guess now I'll just scream about democrat incompetence AND the 40% increase to my monthly healthcare premiums.
The third one here knocked me flat.
Ok I decided I wanted to post more. This is becoming a storage space for my WotEF meme collection…
November 11, 2025 at 1:00 AM
The third one here knocked me flat.
Trivia pre-show is The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald. The Gregs of November remember.
November 11, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Trivia pre-show is The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald. The Gregs of November remember.
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Thanks for your service to the community❤️🏳️🌈🥰
LOL I FORGOT SHE HAS TO PAY $360,000 FOR BEING A HOMOPHOBIC BITCH
November 10, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Thanks for your service to the community❤️🏳️🌈🥰
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agreeing to make a terrible deal while your main opponent is quite literally being boo'd on live tv by an entire stadium of people is the kind of political instinct you'd normally only find in a 3 week old dead goldfish
November 10, 2025 at 12:36 AM
agreeing to make a terrible deal while your main opponent is quite literally being boo'd on live tv by an entire stadium of people is the kind of political instinct you'd normally only find in a 3 week old dead goldfish
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Let me return to the feel good moment of the night.
Trump and Hegseth booed mercilessly for 2 minutes straight tonight by Washington Commanders fans.
November 10, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Let me return to the feel good moment of the night.
They discontinued this because it made American consumers too powerful. We seized the means of produstion and it slipped through our fingers like cinnasand in the cinnadesert.
November 10, 2025 at 5:47 AM
They discontinued this because it made American consumers too powerful. We seized the means of produstion and it slipped through our fingers like cinnasand in the cinnadesert.
Polling numbers are preliminary, but I think Omaha has convened a The Faint concert without any white people in dredlocks. Congratulations.
November 10, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Polling numbers are preliminary, but I think Omaha has convened a The Faint concert without any white people in dredlocks. Congratulations.
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I am thinking Unpostable Thoughts
November 10, 2025 at 2:23 AM
I am thinking Unpostable Thoughts
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The rich guys of the Gilded Age were all assholes, but they all felt the need to at least pretend to be cultured and philanthropic (the existence of Carnegie Hall, for instance). These guys are all boobs who think it's funny when 14-year-old boys say slurs.
November 9, 2025 at 5:23 PM
The rich guys of the Gilded Age were all assholes, but they all felt the need to at least pretend to be cultured and philanthropic (the existence of Carnegie Hall, for instance). These guys are all boobs who think it's funny when 14-year-old boys say slurs.
Omaha weather alert!
November 9, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Omaha weather alert!
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This how I find out I have a son??
Loving today's news that the mysterious "fedora man" outside the Louvre heist was actually a 15-year-old museum visitor who dresses like a 1940s French detective all the time, just because. apnews.com/article/louv...
Fedora man unmasked: Meet the teen behind the Louvre mystery photo
Fifteen-year-old Pedro Elias Garzon Delvaux has become an internet sensation after an Associated Press photo captured him outside the Louvre on the day of a crown jewels heist.
apnews.com
November 9, 2025 at 5:13 PM
This how I find out I have a son??
This is the energy Pete Davidson has when he returns to SNL.
three men are standing in front of an esquire logo
Alt: three men are standing in front of a painted wall, it's Matthew McConaughey in Dazed and Confused
media.tenor.com
November 9, 2025 at 2:51 PM
This is the energy Pete Davidson has when he returns to SNL.
You can edit the text in the "for" now. If you delete the other text field, you can resize it.
November 9, 2025 at 8:42 AM
You can edit the text in the "for" now. If you delete the other text field, you can resize it.
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I guess I need to apologize to the writers of Alien: Prometheus. it turns out scientists really do touch everything like that
World's biggest spiderweb discovered inside 'Sulfur Cave' with 111,000 arachnids living in pitch black.
www.livescience.com/animals/spid...
www.livescience.com/animals/spid...
November 8, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I guess I need to apologize to the writers of Alien: Prometheus. it turns out scientists really do touch everything like that
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if you are food insecure for both the humans and pets in your household there is a tool called Pet Help Finder that can help locate pet food banks nearby and other free or reduced price assistance and supplies for pets.
no one, ABSOLUTELY NO ONE, should have to give up their pet bc of this.
no one, ABSOLUTELY NO ONE, should have to give up their pet bc of this.
November 8, 2025 at 6:35 PM
if you are food insecure for both the humans and pets in your household there is a tool called Pet Help Finder that can help locate pet food banks nearby and other free or reduced price assistance and supplies for pets.
no one, ABSOLUTELY NO ONE, should have to give up their pet bc of this.
no one, ABSOLUTELY NO ONE, should have to give up their pet bc of this.
I think Neytiri is going to die in the next Avatar movie because Zoe Saldaña is going WAY too hard for way too many T-Mobile ads.
November 9, 2025 at 4:49 AM
I think Neytiri is going to die in the next Avatar movie because Zoe Saldaña is going WAY too hard for way too many T-Mobile ads.
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Had to be @tricialockwood.bsky.social, could only be @tricialockwood.bsky.social.
November 8, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Had to be @tricialockwood.bsky.social, could only be @tricialockwood.bsky.social.
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Brb gonna look at this grid of tiny Bruce Lees kicking the word USA with the word FOREVER crossed out
November 8, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Brb gonna look at this grid of tiny Bruce Lees kicking the word USA with the word FOREVER crossed out