Greg Nog
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Greg Nog
@plusgreg.bsky.social
· Nov 11
Raking the leaves, but not to remove them. Just to give me a soft place outside the house to scream.
Can't stand when people dip pizza in ranch dressing.
It's Italian. Use Caesar.
It's Italian. Use Caesar.
December 26, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Can't stand when people dip pizza in ranch dressing.
It's Italian. Use Caesar.
It's Italian. Use Caesar.
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Freaking love this city and all the people in it so much….a bunch of people went and turned the 4 train into the Polar Express giving out toys to kids along the way from the Bronx to Brooklyn….shoutout to the @newyorkers.live account on IG for doing this 🙏 www.instagram.com/reel/DSnsvWS...
December 26, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Freaking love this city and all the people in it so much….a bunch of people went and turned the 4 train into the Polar Express giving out toys to kids along the way from the Bronx to Brooklyn….shoutout to the @newyorkers.live account on IG for doing this 🙏 www.instagram.com/reel/DSnsvWS...
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Shout out to my road dogg Pot Bear
December 26, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Shout out to my road dogg Pot Bear
Just found it on my timeline today.
December 26, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Just found it on my timeline today.
Just checked in on the Mark Wahlberg prayer app and today's message is just him barreling the camera and saying "if I'd been at Bethlehem, it wouldn't have went down like it did. There would have been a lot of blood in that inn."
December 26, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Just checked in on the Mark Wahlberg prayer app and today's message is just him barreling the camera and saying "if I'd been at Bethlehem, it wouldn't have went down like it did. There would have been a lot of blood in that inn."
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joining the "cybertruck owners only" group on fb is one of the best decisions i've ever made. every so often when i'm scrolling through fb getting pissed off, i get to see a little treat like this
December 26, 2025 at 4:11 PM
joining the "cybertruck owners only" group on fb is one of the best decisions i've ever made. every so often when i'm scrolling through fb getting pissed off, i get to see a little treat like this
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I remember the phrase "they can't be allowed to melt back into society" re: the de-Baathification of Iraq after the war there. Like everything about that experience, the attempt was cynical, stupid, and botched. But there really should be a plan about what we do with guys like these in the future.
ICE detain father shopping on Christmas Eve—then steal his family's groceries.
Then 3 agents divvy up his paid for food—taking what they want for themselves.
"Can I just get the wife's number to call and let her know?" woman asks.
"No, guess he should've complied," agent says.
Yakima, Washington
Then 3 agents divvy up his paid for food—taking what they want for themselves.
"Can I just get the wife's number to call and let her know?" woman asks.
"No, guess he should've complied," agent says.
Yakima, Washington
December 26, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I remember the phrase "they can't be allowed to melt back into society" re: the de-Baathification of Iraq after the war there. Like everything about that experience, the attempt was cynical, stupid, and botched. But there really should be a plan about what we do with guys like these in the future.
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Watching THE GREEN KNIGHT again
April 22, 2024 at 7:43 PM
Watching THE GREEN KNIGHT again
"Trixie, be a dear and fetch me my firing irons. I aim to bark at these cocksucking skindogs and send them caterwauling to their eternal reward."
He'd call the Mind Flayer a cocksucker at the least.
December 26, 2025 at 5:21 PM
"Trixie, be a dear and fetch me my firing irons. I aim to bark at these cocksucking skindogs and send them caterwauling to their eternal reward."
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It’s warm outside because ya’ll using Chat GPT to see what you would look like as a horse 🙃
December 25, 2025 at 11:59 PM
It’s warm outside because ya’ll using Chat GPT to see what you would look like as a horse 🙃
Saw an ad for Lindor Truffles, time to share the time I exposed them for using Lilliputian laborers.
I feel confident I could wear this truffle chef in a chest harness for newborns.
December 26, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Saw an ad for Lindor Truffles, time to share the time I exposed them for using Lilliputian laborers.
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“you there milf, what time is it?”
December 26, 2025 at 12:50 AM
“you there milf, what time is it?”
Let's see your...
HOLIDAY PETS!
HOLIDAY PETS!
December 25, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Let's see your...
HOLIDAY PETS!
HOLIDAY PETS!
Gremlins are good with tools.
They have large ears.
They do their work at night.
Santa must eat all the milk and cookies left for him.
The elves are Gremlins.
They have large ears.
They do their work at night.
Santa must eat all the milk and cookies left for him.
The elves are Gremlins.
December 25, 2025 at 8:52 AM
Gremlins are good with tools.
They have large ears.
They do their work at night.
Santa must eat all the milk and cookies left for him.
The elves are Gremlins.
They have large ears.
They do their work at night.
Santa must eat all the milk and cookies left for him.
The elves are Gremlins.
Think of how many generations of mice owe their lives to little kids leaving out secret food for them because of that "no cheeses for us meeces" line.
December 25, 2025 at 8:50 AM
Think of how many generations of mice owe their lives to little kids leaving out secret food for them because of that "no cheeses for us meeces" line.
Watched "Play Dirty" last night, despite the Wahlberg of it all. Mistake.
Now watching "The Long Kiss Goodnight." Much better!
Now watching "The Long Kiss Goodnight." Much better!
December 25, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Watched "Play Dirty" last night, despite the Wahlberg of it all. Mistake.
Now watching "The Long Kiss Goodnight." Much better!
Now watching "The Long Kiss Goodnight." Much better!
I needed to hear this segment of @stoppodcasting.bsky.social so badly each Christmas that I uploaded it myself. Let's go to a magical land sorthweast of here...
Stop Podcasting Yourself: A Sack of Corn Christmas Pageant, from Emmett Hall and Chris Gauthier
YouTube video by dukerayburn
youtu.be
December 25, 2025 at 6:13 AM
I needed to hear this segment of @stoppodcasting.bsky.social so badly each Christmas that I uploaded it myself. Let's go to a magical land sorthweast of here...
Two years without Hank. 😊
December 25, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Two years without Hank. 😊
We killed a jar of peanut butter with today's baking and gave the dogs the best stocking snack they could ask for.
December 25, 2025 at 4:27 AM
We killed a jar of peanut butter with today's baking and gave the dogs the best stocking snack they could ask for.
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December 24, 2025 at 11:54 PM
JD Vance likes getting coal each Christmas because it's the only thing for that signature smoky eye of his.
December 25, 2025 at 4:10 AM
JD Vance likes getting coal each Christmas because it's the only thing for that signature smoky eye of his.
Just started our annual watch.
December 25, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Just started our annual watch.
Promised not to talk about politics with my family, but we didn't say anything about socking about politics.
December 24, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Promised not to talk about politics with my family, but we didn't say anything about socking about politics.
Turns out that baking makes the ADHD Drinks Number increase even more.
December 24, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Turns out that baking makes the ADHD Drinks Number increase even more.