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liz ten eleven
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💚🏳️‍⚧️⚓️ • 206 via 401 • captain of the ice cream barge • she/her
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never for money, always for love
oh no, i know. i'm being painfully glib here, i admit that
February 10, 2026 at 7:11 PM
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still can't get over that NBC had a sports channel with 80 million subscribers and they just shut it down and then decided they needed to bring it back and now it has like 15,000 subscribers
February 10, 2026 at 7:04 PM
i'm really just in it for the fancy cards. imagine how much more insufferable i'd be with two passports
February 10, 2026 at 7:09 PM
yeah but i gotta level up my valid ID card collection game
February 10, 2026 at 6:44 PM
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HAPPY PRICEMASTER DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE
The PriceMaster (full version)
YouTube video by ThePriceMaster
youtu.be
February 10, 2026 at 6:37 PM
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Presenting Trump a gold plaque that reads "ONE MILLION" in big letters and "mentions in the Epstein files" in small letters and getting myself appointed ambassador to Poland
February 10, 2026 at 6:39 PM
man, how the hell do i not even qualify for *canadian* citizenship lmao
February 10, 2026 at 6:39 PM
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It's funny, to me, that after all these years the main way to install software on a Mac is still opening up a dmg that puts a big, dumb window on screen asking you to drag an icon from one side of that window to a folder on the other. Just a weird little ritual that somehow persists.
February 10, 2026 at 5:21 PM
representation is so important
February 10, 2026 at 6:04 PM
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“second run dvd” lol, lmao even
February 10, 2026 at 6:01 PM
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Image related to current happenings
February 10, 2026 at 12:49 AM
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WE KNOW THE SOLUTION JUST HANG THE CATENARY

...wait
The world's busiest waterway is starting to get electrified. Testing started on a battery fully electric on a 10,000-ton 740-TEU container ship on the Yangtze River. The ship will be used for China's inland waterway and coastal shipping routes.
February 10, 2026 at 5:50 PM
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This is a famously messy Norwegian biathlete who was banned in 2023 from the Biathlon World Cup because he accidentally fired his competition rifle in his hotel room (he was also teary and apologetic then)
new most bizarre moment of the Olympics just dropped

Norwegian biathlete wins bronze medal, then, totally unprompted, reveal he cheated on his GF, she left him, and he wants to apologize publicly hoping she takes him back

www.vg.no/sport/i/vr5g...
February 10, 2026 at 5:35 PM
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btw. "biathlete" means he cheated on her with a man
new most bizarre moment of the Olympics just dropped

Norwegian biathlete wins bronze medal, then, totally unprompted, reveal he cheated on his GF, she left him, and he wants to apologize publicly hoping she takes him back

www.vg.no/sport/i/vr5g...
February 10, 2026 at 5:22 PM
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In this household we will be replacing Discord with Polycom VSX Video Coneference Phones running over 512K worth of ISDN connections.
February 10, 2026 at 1:54 PM
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plenty of talk about coworker music, not enough acknowledgment that sweetgreen is the final form of coworker food
February 10, 2026 at 4:58 PM
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February 10, 2026 at 5:03 PM
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the white throated sparrow is finally finished ⛄
February 10, 2026 at 5:13 PM
this might be one of the gayest things you’ve ever posted. well done.
February 10, 2026 at 5:20 PM
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THE GOOD GUY 1
new EPISODE about EVERYONE'S FAVORITE LOCOMOTIVE with @garethdennis.uk
February 10, 2026 at 5:10 PM
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VAN HOLLEN: What did everyone else have for lunch on Epstein Island?

LUTNICK: Everyone else ordered the pedophile salad.

VAN HOLLEN: And what did you order? I will remind you you are under oath.

LUTNICK: I ordered a normal salad. With green goddess dressing. But there was... a kitchen mistake.
VAN HOLLEN: Did you in fact make the visit to Epstein's private island?

LUTNICK: I did have lunch w/ him as I was on a boat going across on a family vacation. My wife was with me as were my 4 children and nannies. We had lunch on the island. That's true. For an hour. We left with all of my children
February 10, 2026 at 5:13 PM
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discord betrayed you? lol, I wouldn’t know, I’ve been self-hosting an open source voip server for the past fifteen years. it’s super low-latency and has much better chat tools than whatever your precious “nitro subscription” gets you. and as soon as I make even one friend,
February 10, 2026 at 3:45 PM
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NBC nails the promotional material ahead of the gold medal round.

Its curling time!

(this time with the Alt text)
February 10, 2026 at 5:00 PM
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Back in my day we had this it was called the Milifandom
February 10, 2026 at 5:06 PM
millibaes
February 10, 2026 at 5:07 PM