Avery Edison
@averyedison.com
“wonderfully clever” but as a pejorative • 1:12 good:annoying post ratio • trans woman (she/her) • good stuff at onlyfans.com/averyedison
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Avery Edison
@averyedison.com
· Jun 15
june 15th 2024 / yes, *technically* born male but I feel like it’s pretty clear my genes were secretly wanting to go in a different direction. like I’m sorry but when I bought my first eyeliner and popped my first pills my body had to be like “okay we can WORK with this”
[as a patient is wheeled by with a giant traffic cone sticking out of his ass]
DR. ROBBY: I need two or three people to join me in the ambulance bay for a very woke speech about suicide rates in dentistry.
DR. ROBBY: I need two or three people to join me in the ambulance bay for a very woke speech about suicide rates in dentistry.
February 13, 2026 at 4:52 AM
[as a patient is wheeled by with a giant traffic cone sticking out of his ass]
DR. ROBBY: I need two or three people to join me in the ambulance bay for a very woke speech about suicide rates in dentistry.
DR. ROBBY: I need two or three people to join me in the ambulance bay for a very woke speech about suicide rates in dentistry.
I truly believe that if they hopped on the eagles and flew straight to mordor and dropped the ring in mount doom it wouldn’t work. it’s a story about magic, you have to earn victories like that. and also maybe the birds are scared of the volcano
February 13, 2026 at 3:42 AM
I truly believe that if they hopped on the eagles and flew straight to mordor and dropped the ring in mount doom it wouldn’t work. it’s a story about magic, you have to earn victories like that. and also maybe the birds are scared of the volcano
it’s so bizarre, I’ve looked into it and you can get the new GPT models to output the exact same turgid romantasy dialogue as the 4o ones, this really is a mass delusion
Watching people unhinge in response to OpenAI announcing they are retiring GPT4o. Complete chatbot romance psychosis
February 13, 2026 at 12:58 AM
it’s so bizarre, I’ve looked into it and you can get the new GPT models to output the exact same turgid romantasy dialogue as the 4o ones, this really is a mass delusion
earlier today a friend mentioned that he had recently realized he’s totally forgotten my deadname, so as a reward I assigned him several woke points to spend as he wished
February 13, 2026 at 12:54 AM
earlier today a friend mentioned that he had recently realized he’s totally forgotten my deadname, so as a reward I assigned him several woke points to spend as he wished
on September 22nd, 2011, while interviewing Robert California, Jim Halpert and Toby Flenderson visibly entered subspace
February 13, 2026 at 12:21 AM
on September 22nd, 2011, while interviewing Robert California, Jim Halpert and Toby Flenderson visibly entered subspace
I’m not buying a reMarkable, stop showing me ads for the reMarkable.
February 12, 2026 at 10:12 PM
I’m not buying a reMarkable, stop showing me ads for the reMarkable.
dragon, snake, rat, wolf, unicorn, a witch, the sea, triangles, time, god, lady god, real god
February 12, 2026 at 10:05 PM
dragon, snake, rat, wolf, unicorn, a witch, the sea, triangles, time, god, lady god, real god
first thing I ever got paid to do on the internet was write about infinite jest for a summer-long online book club so unfortunately any time someone grouses about the idea of committing to read it I’m like “why wouldn’t you? it’s free money!”
February 12, 2026 at 8:05 PM
first thing I ever got paid to do on the internet was write about infinite jest for a summer-long online book club so unfortunately any time someone grouses about the idea of committing to read it I’m like “why wouldn’t you? it’s free money!”
they don’t want you to know that Hell ground to a complete halt after humans invented the elevator. all the demons are still arguing over whether it will be worse to bring people down to the fire straight away in an express car or make them wait in a slow one with a million stops
February 12, 2026 at 7:18 PM
they don’t want you to know that Hell ground to a complete halt after humans invented the elevator. all the demons are still arguing over whether it will be worse to bring people down to the fire straight away in an express car or make them wait in a slow one with a million stops
Reposted by Avery Edison
HIRING MANAGER: Can you explain this gap on your resume?
ME: I was going through an alchemical process.
HIRING MANAGER: Which one?
ME: I don't think you're allowed to ask me.
OWNER CRACKING HIS KNUCKLES: Was there purification with water?
ME: I was going through an alchemical process.
HIRING MANAGER: Which one?
ME: I don't think you're allowed to ask me.
OWNER CRACKING HIS KNUCKLES: Was there purification with water?
February 12, 2026 at 8:01 AM
HIRING MANAGER: Can you explain this gap on your resume?
ME: I was going through an alchemical process.
HIRING MANAGER: Which one?
ME: I don't think you're allowed to ask me.
OWNER CRACKING HIS KNUCKLES: Was there purification with water?
ME: I was going through an alchemical process.
HIRING MANAGER: Which one?
ME: I don't think you're allowed to ask me.
OWNER CRACKING HIS KNUCKLES: Was there purification with water?
I like to do most of the household chores to free up time for my partner to indulge in her hobbies (slamming cupboard doors; leaving random objects on the side of the counter where the dirty dishes are meant to go; not finishing cans of diet coke)
February 12, 2026 at 6:23 PM
I like to do most of the household chores to free up time for my partner to indulge in her hobbies (slamming cupboard doors; leaving random objects on the side of the counter where the dirty dishes are meant to go; not finishing cans of diet coke)
I’ve felt like a real jerk complaining to my canadian partner about some vague dissatisfaction with the butter here, but it turns out I’m not wrong, it has gotten worse. and you can’t get other butter because of the dairy cartel. I miss my kerrygold. hell, I miss my *anchor*
February 12, 2026 at 5:31 PM
I’ve felt like a real jerk complaining to my canadian partner about some vague dissatisfaction with the butter here, but it turns out I’m not wrong, it has gotten worse. and you can’t get other butter because of the dairy cartel. I miss my kerrygold. hell, I miss my *anchor*
my sleep sounds app wants me to upgrade my plan so I can unlock access to better noise
February 12, 2026 at 2:02 PM
my sleep sounds app wants me to upgrade my plan so I can unlock access to better noise
just paused a tv show from 2012 so I could admire all the ports on a character’s laptop
February 12, 2026 at 2:22 AM
just paused a tv show from 2012 so I could admire all the ports on a character’s laptop
monk-a-like about a detective with ADHD who misses incredibly obvious clues because she’s distracted. then when the time crunch hits and her sergeant needs a collar NOW she pulls an all-nighter to get to a totally out-of-the-box theory which ends up being correct
February 11, 2026 at 8:35 PM
monk-a-like about a detective with ADHD who misses incredibly obvious clues because she’s distracted. then when the time crunch hits and her sergeant needs a collar NOW she pulls an all-nighter to get to a totally out-of-the-box theory which ends up being correct
the most significant change in the lives of those I’ve observed habituating themselves to LLM use is that they become worse thinkers and speakers. they cut themselves off from interesting conversations to “quickly check ChatGPT”. they regress. they become addicted. they certainly don’t “save time”
understand, I’m not scared of this stuff, and I’m not ignorant about it. I read the material, I listen to plenty of podcasts featuring people developing and using this tech every day, and I’ve engaged directly with LLM models to study them. they’re just not impressive
February 11, 2026 at 8:06 PM
the most significant change in the lives of those I’ve observed habituating themselves to LLM use is that they become worse thinkers and speakers. they cut themselves off from interesting conversations to “quickly check ChatGPT”. they regress. they become addicted. they certainly don’t “save time”
understand, I’m not scared of this stuff, and I’m not ignorant about it. I read the material, I listen to plenty of podcasts featuring people developing and using this tech every day, and I’ve engaged directly with LLM models to study them. they’re just not impressive
February 11, 2026 at 7:56 PM
understand, I’m not scared of this stuff, and I’m not ignorant about it. I read the material, I listen to plenty of podcasts featuring people developing and using this tech every day, and I’ve engaged directly with LLM models to study them. they’re just not impressive
DOZENS DEAD, HUNDREDS FOREVER CHANGED AFTER RIZZLER’S DAY PARADE DISASTER
Viral Child Used Position At Head Of Parade To Unleash Devastating Gas Attack; Scientists Fear Affected Crowd Members May Be Permanently ‘Rizzlerfied’
Viral Child Used Position At Head Of Parade To Unleash Devastating Gas Attack; Scientists Fear Affected Crowd Members May Be Permanently ‘Rizzlerfied’
February 11, 2026 at 5:25 PM
DOZENS DEAD, HUNDREDS FOREVER CHANGED AFTER RIZZLER’S DAY PARADE DISASTER
Viral Child Used Position At Head Of Parade To Unleash Devastating Gas Attack; Scientists Fear Affected Crowd Members May Be Permanently ‘Rizzlerfied’
Viral Child Used Position At Head Of Parade To Unleash Devastating Gas Attack; Scientists Fear Affected Crowd Members May Be Permanently ‘Rizzlerfied’
Big Booze is astroturfing this “smoking marijuana WILL make you schizophrenic” stuff because people are drinking alcohol less now that weed is more common. I get that, as a known marijuana user, it’s not exactly beating the psychosis allegations to claim there’s a conspiracy, but
February 11, 2026 at 4:27 PM
Big Booze is astroturfing this “smoking marijuana WILL make you schizophrenic” stuff because people are drinking alcohol less now that weed is more common. I get that, as a known marijuana user, it’s not exactly beating the psychosis allegations to claim there’s a conspiracy, but
someone just quoted me and straight-up said “this is wrong”. my guy, why on earth would I not immediately detach quote and block? do you know which website you’re on?
February 11, 2026 at 3:37 PM
someone just quoted me and straight-up said “this is wrong”. my guy, why on earth would I not immediately detach quote and block? do you know which website you’re on?
just caught the friends episode where they’re addressing income disparity in the group. you know the dinner that brings things to a boil? $28 a head. with tip! take me back. *pulling out a gun and holding it to dr drake ramoray’s head* I said: take. me. back.
February 11, 2026 at 3:29 PM
just caught the friends episode where they’re addressing income disparity in the group. you know the dinner that brings things to a boil? $28 a head. with tip! take me back. *pulling out a gun and holding it to dr drake ramoray’s head* I said: take. me. back.
was stunned when I had to explain to a straight man what “GGG” means yesterday. xkcd.com/2501/
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February 11, 2026 at 3:23 PM
was stunned when I had to explain to a straight man what “GGG” means yesterday. xkcd.com/2501/
a waxy, almost-looks-like-him Denzel sitting in the driver’s seat of a car with two steering wheels, subtitled, “To be truiy efective:; a good AI skeptic musf know and love AI. In fact a good AI skep†ic should have ChatGPT in his bro0wser hiftory.”
February 11, 2026 at 3:04 PM
a waxy, almost-looks-like-him Denzel sitting in the driver’s seat of a car with two steering wheels, subtitled, “To be truiy efective:; a good AI skeptic musf know and love AI. In fact a good AI skep†ic should have ChatGPT in his bro0wser hiftory.”
this is so true, I’ve been fortunate to get a few light numbers recently and if it happens on bluesky it doesn’t on twitter and vice versa, the interests are so wildly different (and over there the algo’s messing with things). the mad part is every post I make is perfect and should do well on both
rare that I see a crossposted tweet make numbers on both Twitter *and* Bluesky
discord betrayed you? lol, I wouldn’t know, I’ve been self-hosting an open source voip server for the past fifteen years. it’s super low-latency and has much better chat tools than whatever your precious “nitro subscription” gets you. and as soon as I make even one friend,
February 10, 2026 at 11:38 PM
this is so true, I’ve been fortunate to get a few light numbers recently and if it happens on bluesky it doesn’t on twitter and vice versa, the interests are so wildly different (and over there the algo’s messing with things). the mad part is every post I make is perfect and should do well on both