Avery Edison
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“wonderfully clever” but as a pejorative • briefly a comedian • trans woman (she/her) • good stuff at onlyfans.com/averyedison
“you need to watch better tv” I watch the BEST tv. you would have a SEIZURE if you watched the tv I watch. I’m out here DISCOVERING tv shows, discoveries that others then TAKE CREDIT for. everyone should be thanking ME for the pitt
December 28, 2025 at 6:22 PM
“you need to watch better tv” I watch the BEST tv. you would have a SEIZURE if you watched the tv I watch. I’m out here DISCOVERING tv shows, discoveries that others then TAKE CREDIT for. everyone should be thanking ME for the pitt
basically, that knowledge was denied to us for so long, once I found out the truth I decided I was never again going to call them anything but The Wilkersons
December 28, 2025 at 5:39 PM
basically, that knowledge was denied to us for so long, once I found out the truth I decided I was never again going to call them anything but The Wilkersons
if I got a superpower, I would spend all my time practicing with it, testing it, experimenting with it, pushing it to its limits. you know, like I… like I do with all my current abilities
December 28, 2025 at 3:11 AM
if I got a superpower, I would spend all my time practicing with it, testing it, experimenting with it, pushing it to its limits. you know, like I… like I do with all my current abilities
A local foot fetishist told reporter Thomas Jones just how excited he was about the new fall color custom appearance options for his sexbot. “Oh, Tom, turn my automaton’s autumn toes on.”
December 28, 2025 at 1:30 AM
A local foot fetishist told reporter Thomas Jones just how excited he was about the new fall color custom appearance options for his sexbot. “Oh, Tom, turn my automaton’s autumn toes on.”
stranger things didn’t become a show for kids, it remained a show for adults—but what that means has rapidly and aggressively shifted in the decade since ST’s first season. every show “for adults” is this bad, looks this bad, feels this hollowed and hollowed-out, is this BORING
December 28, 2025 at 12:01 AM
stranger things didn’t become a show for kids, it remained a show for adults—but what that means has rapidly and aggressively shifted in the decade since ST’s first season. every show “for adults” is this bad, looks this bad, feels this hollowed and hollowed-out, is this BORING
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How do you get fired from Carnegie Hospital? Malpractice, malpractice, malpractice.
October 22, 2025 at 6:14 PM
How do you get fired from Carnegie Hospital? Malpractice, malpractice, malpractice.
during some winter break cleaning, my partner rediscovered a book she grabbed at a yard sale because she liked the cover. she just looked it up online and learned it’s worth around three thousand dollars
I say this with love and gratitude: this is exactly the kind of bullshit she pulls
I say this with love and gratitude: this is exactly the kind of bullshit she pulls
December 27, 2025 at 8:49 PM
during some winter break cleaning, my partner rediscovered a book she grabbed at a yard sale because she liked the cover. she just looked it up online and learned it’s worth around three thousand dollars
I say this with love and gratitude: this is exactly the kind of bullshit she pulls
I say this with love and gratitude: this is exactly the kind of bullshit she pulls
not enough movies in that closet. too many celebrities picking them. can’t remember the last time I saw a dvd come off the shelf and surprise me with a new title. we know what movies are in the collection. those videos are basically like matrix code to me now
December 27, 2025 at 8:22 PM
not enough movies in that closet. too many celebrities picking them. can’t remember the last time I saw a dvd come off the shelf and surprise me with a new title. we know what movies are in the collection. those videos are basically like matrix code to me now
about half the time now when I start moving my arm to put my phone in front of my partner’s face, I ask myself, “am I just showing her something that will annoy her, and that she’d never otherwise encounter?” and I put the phone away.
December 27, 2025 at 4:23 PM
about half the time now when I start moving my arm to put my phone in front of my partner’s face, I ask myself, “am I just showing her something that will annoy her, and that she’d never otherwise encounter?” and I put the phone away.
sooo good that every single ad now is for developing a life-ruining gambling addiction
December 27, 2025 at 6:33 AM
sooo good that every single ad now is for developing a life-ruining gambling addiction
always weird to get little glimpses on the TL of arguments about being trans and on hormones but terrified to transition socially. like, that’s just a completely different universe to my experience. I did the real life test, y’know? hell, I was full-timing it before I even spoke to my GP
December 26, 2025 at 9:42 PM
always weird to get little glimpses on the TL of arguments about being trans and on hormones but terrified to transition socially. like, that’s just a completely different universe to my experience. I did the real life test, y’know? hell, I was full-timing it before I even spoke to my GP
why have I built my life around a device that I use to ruin my own boxing day by looking at it and getting angry about strangers being wrong about housing
December 26, 2025 at 9:15 PM
why have I built my life around a device that I use to ruin my own boxing day by looking at it and getting angry about strangers being wrong about housing
we’re all having a lot of fun with your plans and schemes carol but you are trying to outthink billions of minds including all of the smartest people alive, all the best strategists, all the most empathetic people with all the experts in psychology, there’s just no way
December 26, 2025 at 4:52 AM
we’re all having a lot of fun with your plans and schemes carol but you are trying to outthink billions of minds including all of the smartest people alive, all the best strategists, all the most empathetic people with all the experts in psychology, there’s just no way
Christmas Day walk in High Park. Good park.
December 25, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Christmas Day walk in High Park. Good park.
lot of workers fainting near the natural gas and rare earth metals mine. on-site doctor says it’s either/or ether or ore.
December 25, 2025 at 6:42 PM
lot of workers fainting near the natural gas and rare earth metals mine. on-site doctor says it’s either/or ether or ore.
“Well, Gronk says it’s actually good that I— I recognize my body’s need for sustenance, and that’s not ‘being a gluttonous stoner with the munchies’, it’s strength. And I quote: ‘Wow, it sounds like you’re on your way to a brownie-filled whirlwind of late-night-snack chaos’.”
December 25, 2025 at 3:54 PM
“Well, Gronk says it’s actually good that I— I recognize my body’s need for sustenance, and that’s not ‘being a gluttonous stoner with the munchies’, it’s strength. And I quote: ‘Wow, it sounds like you’re on your way to a brownie-filled whirlwind of late-night-snack chaos’.”
you’ll never convince me the folgers christmas ad isn’t a masterpiece that should be studied in marketing school. with just 43 seconds and some incredible chemistry they create a compelling relationship that you fully believe in despite the enormous taboo. “lightning in a bottle” doesn’t come close
December 24, 2025 at 8:50 PM
you’ll never convince me the folgers christmas ad isn’t a masterpiece that should be studied in marketing school. with just 43 seconds and some incredible chemistry they create a compelling relationship that you fully believe in despite the enormous taboo. “lightning in a bottle” doesn’t come close
asking plur1bus to give the game of thrones treatment to animorphs
December 24, 2025 at 4:22 PM
asking plur1bus to give the game of thrones treatment to animorphs
realizing I forgot yesterday’s HRT dose as the debuff wears off and I’m once again able to cast Greater Impure Thoughts
December 23, 2025 at 11:05 PM
realizing I forgot yesterday’s HRT dose as the debuff wears off and I’m once again able to cast Greater Impure Thoughts
you’ll notice that Steve roger’s rides a “triumph” name motorcycle—perhaps a reference to what he hopes to do in the upcoming battle? (triumph=win)
December 23, 2025 at 5:23 PM
you’ll notice that Steve roger’s rides a “triumph” name motorcycle—perhaps a reference to what he hopes to do in the upcoming battle? (triumph=win)
“ooh we’d love for you to come and buy a phone from us!!” please. as if. not happening. the only thing that could possibly change my mind would be if you’d recently instituted some sort of “price lock” policy, but surely there’s no way…
December 23, 2025 at 5:20 PM
“ooh we’d love for you to come and buy a phone from us!!” please. as if. not happening. the only thing that could possibly change my mind would be if you’d recently instituted some sort of “price lock” policy, but surely there’s no way…
please generate an affecting painting of war in cubist style, sad war painting, battle of guernica, in the style of Picasso, honkers if you can fit them in, guernica tragedy, big honkers, iconic cubism, Picasso guernica, add girls with big honkers, trending on artstation
December 23, 2025 at 7:10 AM
please generate an affecting painting of war in cubist style, sad war painting, battle of guernica, in the style of Picasso, honkers if you can fit them in, guernica tragedy, big honkers, iconic cubism, Picasso guernica, add girls with big honkers, trending on artstation
My partner was raised as a Jehovah’s Witness, but as an adult she briefly wrote flyer copy for The Source, so she knows the true meaning of Christmas: exciting new deals on wearable tech products for Dad!!! Only at The Source!!!
December 23, 2025 at 12:37 AM
My partner was raised as a Jehovah’s Witness, but as an adult she briefly wrote flyer copy for The Source, so she knows the true meaning of Christmas: exciting new deals on wearable tech products for Dad!!! Only at The Source!!!
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canceled when my google searches leak and the number one repeated query every day for the past eighteen months is “could queen’s gambit see the board better because her eyes were so far apart”
February 13, 2025 at 7:41 AM
canceled when my google searches leak and the number one repeated query every day for the past eighteen months is “could queen’s gambit see the board better because her eyes were so far apart”
they should put hidden cameras in tom skinner’s house and broadcast christmas day live
Thomas Skinner claims BBC rigged Strictly vote removing him
Thomas Skinner claims BBC rigged Strictly vote removing him
The former contestant alleges he received an "anonymous" email from a BBC executive with stats showing he received "far more" votes.
www.bbc.com
December 21, 2025 at 11:12 PM
they should put hidden cameras in tom skinner’s house and broadcast christmas day live