Rocky
@rockyl.bsky.social
He/Him Metro Detroit. Board games, Xbox, 5e, soccer, still masking. Former climber/marathoner.
Nothing to promote, will try and update this more as I (hopefully) use this platform.
Nothing to promote, will try and update this more as I (hopefully) use this platform.
The German curlers have dual-citizenship with Flavortown because that's exactly what those jerseys look like.
February 14, 2026 at 1:28 PM
The German curlers have dual-citizenship with Flavortown because that's exactly what those jerseys look like.
If I had to choose between doing luge or skeleton, then send me down in skeleton.
If/when it goes wrong, I don't want it to be my problem anymore. They can take their time in getting me down.
If/when it goes wrong, I don't want it to be my problem anymore. They can take their time in getting me down.
February 13, 2026 at 4:36 PM
If I had to choose between doing luge or skeleton, then send me down in skeleton.
If/when it goes wrong, I don't want it to be my problem anymore. They can take their time in getting me down.
If/when it goes wrong, I don't want it to be my problem anymore. They can take their time in getting me down.
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Contrast of Forms, by Fernand Léger, 1913, (rotated) 📸 by Mike Segar
February 12, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Contrast of Forms, by Fernand Léger, 1913, (rotated) 📸 by Mike Segar
I'll say it: mixed doubles is the superior format in curling.
February 12, 2026 at 10:26 AM
I'll say it: mixed doubles is the superior format in curling.
I'm very normal about this.
Verlander's back.
Verlander's back.
February 11, 2026 at 4:25 PM
I'm very normal about this.
Verlander's back.
Verlander's back.
Shitty Photoshop >>>> Promptoids
February 10, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Shitty Photoshop >>>> Promptoids
NBC nails the promotional material ahead of the gold medal round.
Its curling time!
(this time with the Alt text)
Its curling time!
(this time with the Alt text)
February 10, 2026 at 5:00 PM
NBC nails the promotional material ahead of the gold medal round.
Its curling time!
(this time with the Alt text)
Its curling time!
(this time with the Alt text)
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Esther before Ahasuerus, by Paolo Veronese, 1585-88, 📸 by Nell Redmond
February 10, 2026 at 4:17 PM
Esther before Ahasuerus, by Paolo Veronese, 1585-88, 📸 by Nell Redmond
I've been getting a lot of use out of this one.
February 9, 2026 at 6:50 PM
I've been getting a lot of use out of this one.
Thanks to @raynarvaezjr.sucks my experience of curling is tainted given how often the word "Hammer" comes up.
February 9, 2026 at 9:09 AM
Thanks to @raynarvaezjr.sucks my experience of curling is tainted given how often the word "Hammer" comes up.
They schedule curling so early as to discourage athletes playing drunk as the gods intended.
February 9, 2026 at 8:31 AM
They schedule curling so early as to discourage athletes playing drunk as the gods intended.
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No Kings includes Draft Kings
February 8, 2026 at 11:49 PM
No Kings includes Draft Kings
Why haven't I seen an ad for Swiffer featuring a curling team?
"Capitalism breeds innovation" my ass.
"Capitalism breeds innovation" my ass.
February 8, 2026 at 2:16 PM
Why haven't I seen an ad for Swiffer featuring a curling team?
"Capitalism breeds innovation" my ass.
"Capitalism breeds innovation" my ass.
You could've gotten some Lantern.
February 8, 2026 at 1:43 AM
You could've gotten some Lantern.
I love how during each Olympics I lock in on a specific sport. In '24 it was fencing, this year it's curling. Can't remember what it was prior.
February 7, 2026 at 6:38 PM
I love how during each Olympics I lock in on a specific sport. In '24 it was fencing, this year it's curling. Can't remember what it was prior.
Didn't expect some introspection on a Friday night.
I think, for me, it wasn't an inability to learn how to be bad at things, it was being too comfortable with the status quo resulting in anxiety from all that downtime.
I think, for me, it wasn't an inability to learn how to be bad at things, it was being too comfortable with the status quo resulting in anxiety from all that downtime.
February 7, 2026 at 4:25 AM
Didn't expect some introspection on a Friday night.
I think, for me, it wasn't an inability to learn how to be bad at things, it was being too comfortable with the status quo resulting in anxiety from all that downtime.
I think, for me, it wasn't an inability to learn how to be bad at things, it was being too comfortable with the status quo resulting in anxiety from all that downtime.
They let me decide if I wanted to skip fourth grade or not and I passed up on it because something, something friends — I do regret that.
February 7, 2026 at 3:54 AM
They let me decide if I wanted to skip fourth grade or not and I passed up on it because something, something friends — I do regret that.
I'd be so lucky.
My mom told me my third grade teacher told her she should invest in a seat belt because I'd finish my assignment(s) right away then fuck around for the rest of class and things make way more sense in hindsight.
My mom told me my third grade teacher told her she should invest in a seat belt because I'd finish my assignment(s) right away then fuck around for the rest of class and things make way more sense in hindsight.
February 7, 2026 at 2:18 AM
I'd be so lucky.
My mom told me my third grade teacher told her she should invest in a seat belt because I'd finish my assignment(s) right away then fuck around for the rest of class and things make way more sense in hindsight.
My mom told me my third grade teacher told her she should invest in a seat belt because I'd finish my assignment(s) right away then fuck around for the rest of class and things make way more sense in hindsight.
Overly-attached.
A friend once didn't say they were going on a family vacation for a week, and I guess I burned up most of their voicemail tape with calls.
A friend once didn't say they were going on a family vacation for a week, and I guess I burned up most of their voicemail tape with calls.
February 7, 2026 at 2:09 AM
Overly-attached.
A friend once didn't say they were going on a family vacation for a week, and I guess I burned up most of their voicemail tape with calls.
A friend once didn't say they were going on a family vacation for a week, and I guess I burned up most of their voicemail tape with calls.
Oh we're similar in age; this movie just always came up for any school-related distance trips.
February 7, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Oh we're similar in age; this movie just always came up for any school-related distance trips.