Absolute Fareed
@fareedblackman.bsky.social
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No one has ever tried to sell me drugs as hard as people try to sell me on AI.
Makes sense to me.
February 18, 2026 at 11:23 PM
Makes sense to me.
"How many Pulitzer Prizes have you not even had the chance to lose because you weren't included in the consideration, hmmm?"
Normalize laughing derisively in men's faces when they deserve it.
February 18, 2026 at 11:19 PM
"How many Pulitzer Prizes have you not even had the chance to lose because you weren't included in the consideration, hmmm?"
I'm going to get to talk about that man in the past tense one day and have little kids not believe me when I explain to them how stupid he was, it's going to be great.
February 18, 2026 at 11:07 PM
I'm going to get to talk about that man in the past tense one day and have little kids not believe me when I explain to them how stupid he was, it's going to be great.
The other driver got out like he wanted to whoop ass immediately.
WSCOTV obtained footage of Charlotte Hornets star LaMelo Ball’s car crash this afternoon
www.wsoctv.com/news/local/h...
www.wsoctv.com/news/local/h...
February 18, 2026 at 11:01 PM
The other driver got out like he wanted to whoop ass immediately.
New Carvana delivery service just dropped.
Footage shared by the Tigard Police department shows the moment they say a pickup truck launched 100 feet and crashed into the side of a Tigard home last week.
Read more: https://www.oregonlive.com/crime/2026/02/watch-pickup-truck-flies-100-feet-and-into-sleeping-familys-oregon-house.html
Read more: https://www.oregonlive.com/crime/2026/02/watch-pickup-truck-flies-100-feet-and-into-sleeping-familys-oregon-house.html
February 18, 2026 at 10:13 PM
New Carvana delivery service just dropped.
I'm trying to figure out what head shape is required to keep a scully securely attached like this because if I tried that shit would fly off like a champagne cork first time I moved my head.
February 18, 2026 at 9:47 PM
I'm trying to figure out what head shape is required to keep a scully securely attached like this because if I tried that shit would fly off like a champagne cork first time I moved my head.
His version of the WH Black history event is him threatening very Black cities.
Trump muses about sending troops into Georgia: "Atlanta. Atlanta. We could take care of Atlanta. I'll tell you what, you oughta get them to call me. We could take care of Atlanta so fast. They don't want to call. Don't forget -- we move people out."
February 18, 2026 at 9:00 PM
His version of the WH Black history event is him threatening very Black cities.
He's just naming every big Black guy he can remember that fits the big Black guy stereotype he has.
Trump: "Herschel Walker, speaking about loyal. How good a football player was Herschel? Now he's ambassador to the Bahamas. I don't know. Bahamas. Bermuda. Is he Bahamas? Whatever. It's a nice place."
February 18, 2026 at 8:58 PM
He's just naming every big Black guy he can remember that fits the big Black guy stereotype he has.
"I knew that person you all liked so much so you should like me too."
Trump pays tribute to Jesse Jackson at a Black History Month event: "Jesse was a piece of work. But he was a good man."
February 18, 2026 at 8:19 PM
"I knew that person you all liked so much so you should like me too."
This will help the children, elderly and people with breathing problems reach their recommended daily mercury totals faster.
US EPA plans to loosen mercury rules for coal plants this week, NYT reports reut.rs/3ZGliXV
US EPA plans to loosen mercury rules for coal plants this week, NYT reports
The Trump administration plans to loosen restrictions on coal-burning power plants this week, allowing them to emit more hazardous pollutants including mercury, the New York Times reported on Wednesday.
reut.rs
February 18, 2026 at 8:13 PM
This will help the children, elderly and people with breathing problems reach their recommended daily mercury totals faster.
I would've threw that shit like "you just got served, hoe."
February 18, 2026 at 7:49 PM
I would've threw that shit like "you just got served, hoe."
"Many people are saying my popularity is rising around the world. Did you hear the question I wrote for the reporter at the latest press conference? Yeah see, many people."
Q: As Trump's popularity rises around the world, do you think we might be watching the emergence of a global MAGA movement?
LEAVITT: I sure hope so
LEAVITT: I sure hope so
February 18, 2026 at 7:44 PM
"Many people are saying my popularity is rising around the world. Did you hear the question I wrote for the reporter at the latest press conference? Yeah see, many people."
At least one of those missing skiers should've been Jeff Bezos.
February 18, 2026 at 7:37 PM
At least one of those missing skiers should've been Jeff Bezos.
I looked crazy still wearing a mask inside stores until the cashier at the market was coughing and blowing her nose between every single customer. Now I'm basically the immunologist of this checkout line.
February 18, 2026 at 7:13 PM
I looked crazy still wearing a mask inside stores until the cashier at the market was coughing and blowing her nose between every single customer. Now I'm basically the immunologist of this checkout line.
The descendants of people who couldn't survive when they came to this continent unless they killed, stole and enslaved thinking they have some God-given right to claim anything except blame is mindblowing dickheadness.
February 18, 2026 at 6:26 PM
The descendants of people who couldn't survive when they came to this continent unless they killed, stole and enslaved thinking they have some God-given right to claim anything except blame is mindblowing dickheadness.
She did more to be in this country than any of those racist white politicians who go on FOX News to say Black and Brown people don't "deserve" to be here.
February 18, 2026 at 5:47 PM
She did more to be in this country than any of those racist white politicians who go on FOX News to say Black and Brown people don't "deserve" to be here.
I was told once that Elmo is 3.5 years old on the show but then he says stuff like this and that's why I asked the question. Because someone is lying.
February 18, 2026 at 4:37 PM
I was told once that Elmo is 3.5 years old on the show but then he says stuff like this and that's why I asked the question. Because someone is lying.
Two podcasters talking about the people they brought federal charges against before one of them cracked under the pressure and went back to pushing conspiracy theories.
Patel to Bongino: "It's not a creation or manufacturing of information. It exists. It's just the willingness that you & I and this building's new leadership took to say, 'We're going to look at the facts that exist. We're not gonna to try to make up facts that don't to serve a political narrative'"
February 18, 2026 at 4:28 PM
Two podcasters talking about the people they brought federal charges against before one of them cracked under the pressure and went back to pushing conspiracy theories.
This is just a precaution in case the senile president starts randomly talking about aliens one day because his brain is melting. They'll be like "no he's not crazy, this is the speech I mentioned two and a half years ago.
Lara Trump Teases President Has UFO ‘Speech’ Ready and Waiting After Obama Admits Aliens Are ‘Real’
Lara Trump Teases President Has UFO ‘Speech’ Ready and Waiting After Obama Admits Aliens Are ‘Real’
Lara Trump revealed her father-in-law President Donald Trump has a speech he's ready to give at the "right time" on extraterrestrial life.
The post Lara Trump Teases President Has UFO ‘Speech’ Ready and Waiting After Obama Admits Aliens Are ‘Real’ first appeared on Mediaite.
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February 18, 2026 at 4:09 PM
This is just a precaution in case the senile president starts randomly talking about aliens one day because his brain is melting. They'll be like "no he's not crazy, this is the speech I mentioned two and a half years ago.
*logs into Kalshi to place bet about Vegas blocking them*
Nevada sues to block Kalshi’s prediction betting market
Nevada sues to block Kalshi’s prediction betting market
Kalshi is facing a growing number of legal battles.
buff.ly
February 18, 2026 at 3:41 PM
*logs into Kalshi to place bet about Vegas blocking them*
Someone saying "I was canceled" while being broadcast on tv is dumb dumb.
Eric Trump on CNBC: "We're the most canceled people in the world in 2020, 2021. And it's really great to almost have this retribution."
February 18, 2026 at 3:35 PM
Someone saying "I was canceled" while being broadcast on tv is dumb dumb.
The gains made by the wealthiest people outweigh the loses of the people with the least flexibility in their income and expenses, and they call that a good overall economy.
February 18, 2026 at 3:32 PM
The gains made by the wealthiest people outweigh the loses of the people with the least flexibility in their income and expenses, and they call that a good overall economy.
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Seeing guys claim that AI is *already* intelligent and capable of original thought really gives the game away. It’s not about waiting for the technology to miraculously become better, it’s about convincing you it’s something that it’s not
February 18, 2026 at 2:30 PM
Seeing guys claim that AI is *already* intelligent and capable of original thought really gives the game away. It’s not about waiting for the technology to miraculously become better, it’s about convincing you it’s something that it’s not
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Would my bills be cut by 40%
Would you take a 40% pay cut for a less stressful job?
February 18, 2026 at 3:04 PM
Would my bills be cut by 40%
There's not enough info to definitively say this man's actions caused this woman to set herself on fire but it being a possibility is enough for people to deserve better representation than him.
San Antonio Express News withdraws its endorsement of Rep Tony Gonzales (R-TX) after publishing the story of how he had an affair with one of his staffers, who then committed suicide through self-immolation. "He should have been honest with his constituents." www.expressnews.com/news/article...
Tony Gonzales had affair with aide who set herself on fire, ex-staffer says
Months before her death, Regina Santos-Aviles texted a fellow Gonzales staffer saying she had an affair with the congressman. He has ducked questions about it.
www.expressnews.com
February 18, 2026 at 3:07 PM
There's not enough info to definitively say this man's actions caused this woman to set herself on fire but it being a possibility is enough for people to deserve better representation than him.