TwoFifteen
TRUMP: I'm the expert in a way because I've been totally exonerated. That's very nice. I can actually speak about it very nicely. I think it's a shame. I did nothing.
Trump on Prince Andrew's arrest: "I think it's a shame. I think it's very sad. I think it's so bad for the royal family. It's very, very sad. To me, it's a very sad thing."
Prince Andrew: "That doesn't work, I'm not a king."
Me: "Shut up, pervert" *hits him with a baton*
Prince Andrew: "That doesn't work, I'm not a king."
Me: "Shut up, pervert" *hits him with a baton*
Swordsman: "At that moment, no."
Swordsman: "At that moment, no."
Trump brags about stopping fighting between Armenia and Azerbaijan but can't remember the name of either country's leader
-Elmo
-Elmo