Absolute Fareed
@fareedblackman.bsky.social
Person of disinterests
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No one has ever tried to sell me drugs as hard as people try to sell me on AI.
He's an expert because he's also a sex offender who's gotten away with it for far too long.
DOOCY: On Prince Andrew, do you think American associates of Jeffrey Epstein will wind up in handcuffs too?
TRUMP: I'm the expert in a way because I've been totally exonerated. That's very nice. I can actually speak about it very nicely. I think it's a shame. I did nothing.
TRUMP: I'm the expert in a way because I've been totally exonerated. That's very nice. I can actually speak about it very nicely. I think it's a shame. I did nothing.
February 19, 2026 at 8:15 PM
He's an expert because he's also a sex offender who's gotten away with it for far too long.
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NEW: A Georgia railroad owned by a descendant of an enslaver is using eminent domain to take land owned by descendants of the enslaved. If you want to understand how slavery still shapes power today, start here: capitalbnews.org/georgia-rail...
Georgia Is Letting a Railroad Seize Land a Black Family Has Owned For 100 Years
Descendants of enslaved people are fighting an attempt to use eminent domain to carve a spur through one of Georgia’s largest Black‑owned farms.
capitalbnews.org
February 19, 2026 at 6:54 PM
NEW: A Georgia railroad owned by a descendant of an enslaver is using eminent domain to take land owned by descendants of the enslaved. If you want to understand how slavery still shapes power today, start here: capitalbnews.org/georgia-rail...
He routinely calls other people low IQ then talks like this.
BREAKING:
Trump on Prince Andrew's arrest: "I think it's a shame. I think it's very sad. I think it's so bad for the royal family. It's very, very sad. To me, it's a very sad thing."
Trump on Prince Andrew's arrest: "I think it's a shame. I think it's very sad. I think it's so bad for the royal family. It's very, very sad. To me, it's a very sad thing."
February 19, 2026 at 8:03 PM
He routinely calls other people low IQ then talks like this.
"And Rew: Judgement Day"
February 19, 2026 at 8:01 PM
"And Rew: Judgement Day"
Why do they all ride in cars looking like this?
February 19, 2026 at 7:39 PM
Why do they all ride in cars looking like this?
They got the "Board of Peace" grift meeting out of the way so they can attack Iran this weekend without looking like hypocrites in front of a mostly compliant media.
February 19, 2026 at 7:35 PM
They got the "Board of Peace" grift meeting out of the way so they can attack Iran this weekend without looking like hypocrites in front of a mostly compliant media.
Leo's tag team partner beats anyone elses.
February 19, 2026 at 7:30 PM
Leo's tag team partner beats anyone elses.
It solves nothing but one of those old congressmen should've punched that man in the face by now if they really a patriot.
February 19, 2026 at 7:23 PM
It solves nothing but one of those old congressmen should've punched that man in the face by now if they really a patriot.
The wrong people have to stop dying. The right people have to start.
February 19, 2026 at 7:11 PM
The wrong people have to stop dying. The right people have to start.
He's writing a check to himself with everyone else's money and it's the exact same amount he's demanding from the IRS.
Trump: "I want to let you know that United States is going to make a contribution of $10 billion to the Board of Peace." (Congress has not appropriated this money!)
February 19, 2026 at 6:55 PM
He's writing a check to himself with everyone else's money and it's the exact same amount he's demanding from the IRS.
They just keep putting pictures of the world's ugliest human up everywhere they aren't supposed to be.
Biden would’ve been instantly impeached in a bipartisan vote if he put his face on the freakin’ Department of Justice building
February 19, 2026 at 6:51 PM
They just keep putting pictures of the world's ugliest human up everywhere they aren't supposed to be.
I know Board of Peace was a play on "Bored of Peace" because they like playing in people's faces.
February 19, 2026 at 6:47 PM
I know Board of Peace was a play on "Bored of Peace" because they like playing in people's faces.
Me, after putting handcuffs on Prince Andrew: "Checkmate."
Prince Andrew: "That doesn't work, I'm not a king."
Me: "Shut up, pervert" *hits him with a baton*
Prince Andrew: "That doesn't work, I'm not a king."
Me: "Shut up, pervert" *hits him with a baton*
February 19, 2026 at 6:39 PM
Me, after putting handcuffs on Prince Andrew: "Checkmate."
Prince Andrew: "That doesn't work, I'm not a king."
Me: "Shut up, pervert" *hits him with a baton*
Prince Andrew: "That doesn't work, I'm not a king."
Me: "Shut up, pervert" *hits him with a baton*
If I was a wannabe dictator I'd want people to be AI dependent too, because they'd be more likely to believe what the AI I've manipulated to be favorable to me told them than they would if I just told them myself.
February 19, 2026 at 6:35 PM
If I was a wannabe dictator I'd want people to be AI dependent too, because they'd be more likely to believe what the AI I've manipulated to be favorable to me told them than they would if I just told them myself.
You guys won't believe this but, the president's days sales have been extended
February 19, 2026 at 5:46 PM
You guys won't believe this but, the president's days sales have been extended
If JD Vance ran for president I think there would be the landslide for democrats that should've happened against the orange goon. He has no sauce and weirds Republicans out too.
February 19, 2026 at 5:15 PM
If JD Vance ran for president I think there would be the landslide for democrats that should've happened against the orange goon. He has no sauce and weirds Republicans out too.
Knight: "Wait, you meant you *impaled* him, not *inhaled* him, right?"
Swordsman: "At that moment, no."
Swordsman: "At that moment, no."
February 19, 2026 at 5:06 PM
Knight: "Wait, you meant you *impaled* him, not *inhaled* him, right?"
Swordsman: "At that moment, no."
Swordsman: "At that moment, no."
No serious meeting ends with The Village People playing.
Trump says "these are the richest people in the world through their countries," then gavels out the 3 hour (!) Board of Peace meeting. YMCA starts blasting.
February 19, 2026 at 5:01 PM
No serious meeting ends with The Village People playing.
JD Vance on a plate. No sawce.
February 19, 2026 at 4:57 PM
JD Vance on a plate. No sawce.
You know which Prince you'd never have to worry about this Epstein shit happening with? Rogers Nelson.
February 19, 2026 at 3:01 PM
You know which Prince you'd never have to worry about this Epstein shit happening with? Rogers Nelson.
He does stuff every day that CNN freaked out for six months over Biden doing once on a bad debate night.
Trump: "President ... Mirssssssurooyev of Uzbekistan. One of the most difficult names in history."
February 19, 2026 at 2:59 PM
He does stuff every day that CNN freaked out for six months over Biden doing once on a bad debate night.
Those suits getting bigger and bulkier as he shrinks.
February 19, 2026 at 2:56 PM
Those suits getting bigger and bulkier as he shrinks.
I'm confident that none of this happened.
Trump: "We have a man at the end ... you and your new friend ... these are two tough people"
Trump brags about stopping fighting between Armenia and Azerbaijan but can't remember the name of either country's leader
Trump brags about stopping fighting between Armenia and Azerbaijan but can't remember the name of either country's leader
February 19, 2026 at 2:51 PM
I'm confident that none of this happened.
"Oh fucc"
-Elmo
-Elmo
February 19, 2026 at 2:48 PM
"Oh fucc"
-Elmo
-Elmo
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Look at my lawyer dawg I'm going to jail
February 19, 2026 at 2:19 PM
Look at my lawyer dawg I'm going to jail