Absolute Fareed
@fareedblackman.bsky.social
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No one has ever tried to sell me drugs as hard as people try to sell me on AI.
They booed JD Vance during the opening ceremony, they would send that orange pagliacco home crying.
Trump will go to Milan if US men’s hockey team makes the final.
February 18, 2026 at 1:57 AM
They booed JD Vance during the opening ceremony, they would send that orange pagliacco home crying.
You can tell that when he starts talking he has no plan for the end of that sentence. He's just going to speak and make hand gestures until everyone forgets the original question.
JD Vance: "What we have consistently said is that we want to deport violent criminals, people who came in under the Biden administration, and get them out of the country so Americans' wages can go up."
February 18, 2026 at 1:24 AM
You can tell that when he starts talking he has no plan for the end of that sentence. He's just going to speak and make hand gestures until everyone forgets the original question.
Making Instagram reel music will do that for you.
Drake becomes the first artist in history to have 300 songs with over 100 million streams each on Spotify.
February 18, 2026 at 12:11 AM
Making Instagram reel music will do that for you.
Maybe if he acted a little Shia he wouldn't have caught La *Beouf* of the fists.
February 17, 2026 at 11:56 PM
Maybe if he acted a little Shia he wouldn't have caught La *Beouf* of the fists.
His hairline has a border crisis.
Stephen A. Smith: "We wouldn’t have a border crisis under my watch."
"We ain’t defunding any police… There’s gonna be more."
It's with much regret I foresee the inevitable, he's running
"We ain’t defunding any police… There’s gonna be more."
It's with much regret I foresee the inevitable, he's running
February 17, 2026 at 10:02 PM
His hairline has a border crisis.
Republicans aren't trying to stop you from voting, no, they just want you to jump through unnecessary hoops to do it and they can't understand why Democrats won't join them in protecting the integrity of the hoops.
February 17, 2026 at 9:40 PM
Republicans aren't trying to stop you from voting, no, they just want you to jump through unnecessary hoops to do it and they can't understand why Democrats won't join them in protecting the integrity of the hoops.
What other things that aren't constitutional rights do you have to show an ID for, Mike?
Sen. Mike Rounds makes the case for voter ID: "Look, I can't even buy a Coors Light without showing my ID"
February 17, 2026 at 9:34 PM
What other things that aren't constitutional rights do you have to show an ID for, Mike?
Every new fact I learn about RFK Jr makes me question again how he's managed to stay alive.
February 17, 2026 at 9:28 PM
Every new fact I learn about RFK Jr makes me question again how he's managed to stay alive.
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"Kennedy, in a bestselling 2021 book, explicitly rejected germ theory...in favor of 'miasma theory,' which pediatrician and vaccine inventor Paul Offit describes as 'a long-abandoned medical theory that holds that diseases are caused by poisonous vapors.'" 👇
Remember RFK Jr.'s remark about how he was "not scared of a germ" because he "used to snort cocaine off of toilet seats"?
Funny thing about that: Of *course* he's not scared of a germ. Because he doesn't believe in the germ theory of disease.
Really. Literally.
www.thebulwark.com/p/rfk-robert...
Funny thing about that: Of *course* he's not scared of a germ. Because he doesn't believe in the germ theory of disease.
Really. Literally.
www.thebulwark.com/p/rfk-robert...
The Disastrous First Year of RFK Jr.
The damage the HHS secretary has done to science and public health is appalling—and it could have been avoided.
www.thebulwark.com
February 17, 2026 at 9:09 PM
"Kennedy, in a bestselling 2021 book, explicitly rejected germ theory...in favor of 'miasma theory,' which pediatrician and vaccine inventor Paul Offit describes as 'a long-abandoned medical theory that holds that diseases are caused by poisonous vapors.'" 👇
People get pardoned for doing this all the time now.
Armed man wearing tactical vest arrested outside the U.S. Capitol, police say.
Armed man wearing tactical vest arrested outside the U.S. Capitol, police say
Police also discovered a Kevlar helmet and a gas mask inside the suspect's vehicle, which was parked near the building.
www.nbcnews.com
February 17, 2026 at 9:19 PM
People get pardoned for doing this all the time now.
This administration isn't good at The Law.
BREAKING: An immigration judge has *terminated* the Trump-Vance administration's efforts to deport Columbia pro-Palestine student protestor Mohsen Mahdawi.
Mohsen was first detained 10 months ago, when agents ambushed him at a citizenship interview.
Mohsen was first detained 10 months ago, when agents ambushed him at a citizenship interview.
February 17, 2026 at 9:18 PM
This administration isn't good at The Law.
He slapped that man off screen without even taking his left hand out of his pants pocket to counter the force of the swing. That slap was crisp too. Full palm and cheek connection. Perfect execution.
K11 | LIVESTREAMER SLAPPED
Livestreamer Larry Wheels slapped DeenTheGreat after he disrespected Wheels by flirting with his wife.
Livestreamer Larry Wheels slapped DeenTheGreat after he disrespected Wheels by flirting with his wife.
February 17, 2026 at 9:05 PM
He slapped that man off screen without even taking his left hand out of his pants pocket to counter the force of the swing. That slap was crisp too. Full palm and cheek connection. Perfect execution.
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Ah. Now things start to make sense.
In other news, Firm Tied to Kristi Noem Secretly Got Money From $220 Million DHS Ad Contracts. The company is run by Tricia McLaughlin’s husband. www.propublica.org/article/kris...
February 17, 2026 at 7:30 PM
Ah. Now things start to make sense.
JD Vance: *thinks about fucking the desk like its a shiny couch*
February 17, 2026 at 8:50 PM
JD Vance: *thinks about fucking the desk like its a shiny couch*
A dog named "Cambridge" gets no treats. Blame the owners who did that to an innocent animal.
very judgmental at how unimaginative most of the pet names were today at the vet. kal-el a real stand out here, if i do say so myself.
February 17, 2026 at 7:48 PM
A dog named "Cambridge" gets no treats. Blame the owners who did that to an innocent animal.
If the cops were intentionally trying not to find her this investigation would look exactly the same.
DNA found on glove near Nancy Guthrie’s home returned no matches in federal database: report
DNA found on glove near Nancy Guthrie’s home returned no matches: report
The desperate search for 84-year-old Nancy Guthrie has entered its third week
trib.al
February 17, 2026 at 7:45 PM
If the cops were intentionally trying not to find her this investigation would look exactly the same.
They didn't know what a sarsaparilla was at the bar and he went the fuck off.
Shia LaBeouf was arrested in New Orleans after an alleged fight during Mardi Gras
Shia LaBeouf arrested in New Orleans after brawl during Mardi Gras
The 39-year-old actor was allegedly kicked out of a business on Royal Street after causing a disturbance, according to police.
www.nbcnews.com
February 17, 2026 at 7:40 PM
They didn't know what a sarsaparilla was at the bar and he went the fuck off.
Rats are going to run.
EXCLUSIVE: DHS spokesperson Tricia McLaughlin, one of the most vocal defenders of Trump’s aggressive immigration crackdown, is stepping down.
DHS spokesperson Tricia McLaughlin to leave Trump administration
The move comes as public opinion has turned on the administration’s hardline immigration policies.
www.politico.com
February 17, 2026 at 4:08 PM
Rats are going to run.
It's very weird for them to be on tv bragging about the spoils from theft.
Chris Wright on seized Venezuelan oil: "We've sold about $1 billion of oil so far. We've recently signed agreements to sell about another $5 billion in the next several months. So you're talking well north of $10 billion a year ... this is way out of the box, groundbreaking Trump diplomacy."
February 17, 2026 at 3:56 PM
It's very weird for them to be on tv bragging about the spoils from theft.
It better tf not be.
Your next laptop could be a foldable phone
Your next laptop could be a foldable phone
Also on The Vergecast: Olympic drones, AI phones, and YouTube TV.
buff.ly
February 17, 2026 at 3:53 PM
It better tf not be.
More laughing directly into these peoples faces please. They need to know they're clowns.
🔥 the only appropriate reaction to Lydia Moynihan
February 17, 2026 at 3:43 PM
More laughing directly into these peoples faces please. They need to know they're clowns.
This was a year before she was calling murder victims domestic terrorists. They're comicbook evil villians.
How is it possible that Kristi Noem still has this job. Imagine if you’re a family member or a shipmate of this guardsman.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/imm...
www.nbcnews.com/politics/imm...
February 17, 2026 at 3:41 PM
This was a year before she was calling murder victims domestic terrorists. They're comicbook evil villians.
Mitch McConnell still alive though.
February 17, 2026 at 3:16 PM
Mitch McConnell still alive though.
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That man outliving civil rights icons don't sit right.
January 13, 2026 at 11:06 PM
That man outliving civil rights icons don't sit right.
"I have nothing to hide" as hand makeup smears on suit again.
Trump: I have nothing to hide. I have been exonerated. I have nothing to do with Jeffrey Epstein. I have been totally exonerated on Epstein.
February 17, 2026 at 2:23 AM
"I have nothing to hide" as hand makeup smears on suit again.