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Färeed the Böthersöme,
Miles More-Illest,
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You have to go to the locker room and intentionally rupture your own Achilles to explain this or leave the league. Those are the only options.
November 9, 2025 at 3:25 AM
You have to go to the locker room and intentionally rupture your own Achilles to explain this or leave the league. Those are the only options.
This was Chuck Schumer in March when he sold out House Democrats on the last funding bill and shutdown threat. He had to cancel his book tour because so many people were calling him stupid.
www.cnn.com/2025/03/17/p...
www.cnn.com/2025/03/17/p...
November 9, 2025 at 1:37 AM
This was Chuck Schumer in March when he sold out House Democrats on the last funding bill and shutdown threat. He had to cancel his book tour because so many people were calling him stupid.
www.cnn.com/2025/03/17/p...
www.cnn.com/2025/03/17/p...
Chuck Schumer is going to blow the whole thing.
November 9, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Chuck Schumer is going to blow the whole thing.
This is how a little kid looks at you when you're eating something they want.
November 9, 2025 at 12:37 AM
This is how a little kid looks at you when you're eating something they want.
He's inching closer to medicare for all without realizing it.
November 8, 2025 at 11:02 PM
He's inching closer to medicare for all without realizing it.
This, but with bronzer:
November 8, 2025 at 7:39 PM
This, but with bronzer:
Letting people go hungry when the money to feed them is available is part of his audition for that next Nobel Peace prize award.
The Supreme Court granted the Trump administration’s emergency appeal to temporarily block a court order to fully fund SNAP food aid payments.
Supreme Court Issues Emergency Order To Block Full SNAP Food Aid Payments
The food program serves about 1 in 8 Americans, mostly with lower incomes.
www.huffpost.com
November 8, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Letting people go hungry when the money to feed them is available is part of his audition for that next Nobel Peace prize award.
Kim K: "Hey is opening stores in Israel a good idea right now?"
ChatGPT: "As your law school tutor, I absolutely recommend it. People will love you for it, especially now."
ChatGPT: "As your law school tutor, I absolutely recommend it. People will love you for it, especially now."
Antonio Brown Reportedly Taken Into Custody After Being Extradited From Dubai Over An Attempted Murder Case Tied To A Miami Shooting
Kim Kardashian & SKIMS are set to open 15 stores across Israel by 2026 in partnership with Irani Corp.
Dallas Cowboys' Marshawn
Kneeland Has Passed Away At 24 🙏🏽
Kim Kardashian & SKIMS are set to open 15 stores across Israel by 2026 in partnership with Irani Corp.
Dallas Cowboys' Marshawn
Kneeland Has Passed Away At 24 🙏🏽
November 8, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Kim K: "Hey is opening stores in Israel a good idea right now?"
ChatGPT: "As your law school tutor, I absolutely recommend it. People will love you for it, especially now."
ChatGPT: "As your law school tutor, I absolutely recommend it. People will love you for it, especially now."
I don't want to hear from that man's voters because they're regretting things now that they were explicitly told would happen then. I want to imagine them still supporting him while he chokes them out.
November 8, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I don't want to hear from that man's voters because they're regretting things now that they were explicitly told would happen then. I want to imagine them still supporting him while he chokes them out.
End of watch.
The pdf president is visibly upset that the taxpayer funded government is being made to use taxpayer money to support taxpayers with SNAP benefits. Watch he try to appeal to the Supreme Court because he hates poor people that bad.
November 8, 2025 at 12:17 AM
End of watch.
Me: *eats something sweet*
Me: "That was good. Now I want something sweet... er."
Me: "That was good. Now I want something sweet... er."
November 7, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Me: *eats something sweet*
Me: "That was good. Now I want something sweet... er."
Me: "That was good. Now I want something sweet... er."
Terminators knew a lot about human physiology too.
Tinder will use AI to scan through users’ photos to understand them better
Tinder will use AI to scan through users’ photos to understand them better
Tinder will use AI to scan through users’ photos to understand them better
www.independent.co.uk
November 7, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Terminators knew a lot about human physiology too.
So they always had the ability just not the desire to help people.
BREAKING: The USDA tells states funds will be made available later today to pay November SNAP benefits in full.
November 7, 2025 at 9:08 PM
So they always had the ability just not the desire to help people.
Never heard "fuck around & found out" sound more pathetic.
Hegseth: "We are not building for peacetime. We are pivoting the Pentagon and our industrial base to a wartime footing. Building for victory should our adversaries FAFO."
November 7, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Never heard "fuck around & found out" sound more pathetic.
Damn somebody has been waiting for this day to unload the clip.
Watson was a racist who, "near the end of his life, faced condemnation and professional censure for offensive remarks, including saying Black people are less intelligent than white people"
James Watson, co-discoverer of the double-helix shape of DNA, has died at age 97
Scientist James Watson, who shared a Nobel prize for helping discover the double-helix shape of the DNA molecule, has died. He was 97.
apnews.com
November 7, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Damn somebody has been waiting for this day to unload the clip.
Evergreen
Chuck Schumer thinking about making a deal to lose more than they have for no gain:
November 7, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Evergreen
Reposted by Absolute Fareed
Throwing away all your political capital after a historic off year election for a 1 year continuation of ACA funding is absolutely pathetic.
SCHUMER is on the floor now making this offer to end the shutdown:
Clean CR
Bipartisan "minibus" of approps bills
1-year ACA funding extension
Bipartisan cmte to negotiate on health care
"This is a reasonable offer that reopens the government, deals with health care affordability."
Clean CR
Bipartisan "minibus" of approps bills
1-year ACA funding extension
Bipartisan cmte to negotiate on health care
"This is a reasonable offer that reopens the government, deals with health care affordability."
November 7, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Throwing away all your political capital after a historic off year election for a 1 year continuation of ACA funding is absolutely pathetic.
Chuck Schumer wanted a sex offender as mayor of NY because that was a better deal to him than the mayor being a Muslim. Fuck his ideas.
November 7, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Chuck Schumer wanted a sex offender as mayor of NY because that was a better deal to him than the mayor being a Muslim. Fuck his ideas.
Coming off a week of winning didn't sit right with a loser like Chuck.
SCHUMER is on the floor now making this offer to end the shutdown:
Clean CR
Bipartisan "minibus" of approps bills
1-year ACA funding extension
Bipartisan cmte to negotiate on health care
"This is a reasonable offer that reopens the government, deals with health care affordability."
Clean CR
Bipartisan "minibus" of approps bills
1-year ACA funding extension
Bipartisan cmte to negotiate on health care
"This is a reasonable offer that reopens the government, deals with health care affordability."
November 7, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Coming off a week of winning didn't sit right with a loser like Chuck.
Truly hope he's quoting his doctor here 🤞🏿
November 7, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Truly hope he's quoting his doctor here 🤞🏿
There's no air traffic controllers dedicated to the wealthy so when their flights get impacted and they experience pain equal to everyone else they're going to flip tf out.
November 7, 2025 at 6:23 PM
There's no air traffic controllers dedicated to the wealthy so when their flights get impacted and they experience pain equal to everyone else they're going to flip tf out.
The us president gets angry when people get help to afford the things they need because he wants them to work harder, pay more and keep the wealthy rich while they suffer.
November 7, 2025 at 6:17 PM
The us president gets angry when people get help to afford the things they need because he wants them to work harder, pay more and keep the wealthy rich while they suffer.
We literally saw him sleeping on the job yesterday.
November 7, 2025 at 6:14 PM
We literally saw him sleeping on the job yesterday.
When a team can't get to an away game for Sunday night football and the NFL lose that primetime money this shit is going to blow up like the end of Casino.
November 7, 2025 at 6:11 PM
When a team can't get to an away game for Sunday night football and the NFL lose that primetime money this shit is going to blow up like the end of Casino.