bobby
@bobbylewis.bsky.social
national security adviser at popeyes louisiana kitchen | aka revrrlewis | he/him/🏳️🌈 |📍nyc
the gay tragedy of realizing you’ve had the same profile pic for too long and need to find a new one
January 24, 2026 at 5:36 AM
the gay tragedy of realizing you’ve had the same profile pic for too long and need to find a new one
overheard in palm beach: “i wish i was gay. i’d be watching football, blowing a guy. it’d be awesome!”
January 24, 2026 at 3:17 AM
overheard in palm beach: “i wish i was gay. i’d be watching football, blowing a guy. it’d be awesome!”
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reducing my news exposure to yelling at passers by on the street “is he dead yet?”
January 5, 2026 at 8:01 PM
reducing my news exposure to yelling at passers by on the street “is he dead yet?”
thinking about the eugenics guy in red dead redemption 2 whom you can lasso and drag around town until and after his death and nobody, not even the cops, will say or do anything to stop you
January 23, 2026 at 7:58 PM
thinking about the eugenics guy in red dead redemption 2 whom you can lasso and drag around town until and after his death and nobody, not even the cops, will say or do anything to stop you
this perhaps explains one of the best photos of the 20th century
January 23, 2026 at 6:54 PM
this perhaps explains one of the best photos of the 20th century
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someone in discord once asked me to try to summarize jfk's assorted medical problems from memory
January 23, 2026 at 4:58 PM
someone in discord once asked me to try to summarize jfk's assorted medical problems from memory
screaming “fat cock friday shouldn’t cross the picket line of the minnesota general strike” as everyone is audibly tired of my shit
January 23, 2026 at 3:19 PM
screaming “fat cock friday shouldn’t cross the picket line of the minnesota general strike” as everyone is audibly tired of my shit
observing a group of floridians smoke cigarettes on a bar patio and use a champagne bucket as an ashtray
January 23, 2026 at 4:00 AM
observing a group of floridians smoke cigarettes on a bar patio and use a champagne bucket as an ashtray
has enough time passed to reveal that i was high every time i live-tweeted fox & friends?
January 23, 2026 at 1:05 AM
has enough time passed to reveal that i was high every time i live-tweeted fox & friends?
intellectually horny
curious old
toddlers men
🤝
keep staring at me
in public
curious old
toddlers men
🤝
keep staring at me
in public
January 22, 2026 at 8:01 PM
intellectually horny
curious old
toddlers men
🤝
keep staring at me
in public
curious old
toddlers men
🤝
keep staring at me
in public
if anyone needed a sign, that episode is literally called “revenge of the lutefisk”
i don't want to be insensitive but have Minnesotans thought about making that dish that made Bobby Hill stank out a church to get ICE to leave
January 22, 2026 at 3:17 AM
if anyone needed a sign, that episode is literally called “revenge of the lutefisk”
not to venerate the founders but this is at most half a step away from one of the big things they declared war on the british empire for. and given how well ICE hotel stays are going maybe they’ll get to quartering soon enough
BREAKING: Immigration officers are asserting sweeping power to enter homes without a judge’s warrant, a memo obtained by AP says.
Immigration officers assert sweeping power to enter homes without a judge's warrant, memo says
An Immigration and Customs Enforcement memo obtained by The Associated Press reveals that the agency allows immigration officers to forcibly enter homes to make arrests without a judicial warrant.
bit.ly
January 21, 2026 at 11:25 PM
not to venerate the founders but this is at most half a step away from one of the big things they declared war on the british empire for. and given how well ICE hotel stays are going maybe they’ll get to quartering soon enough
whose dick to i have to suck for someone to bring me a bodega steak and cheese with provolone, double meat, and everything on it because seven hours later all these people are still up in my house and i haven’t eaten today
the excitement of getting a working furnace when it’s 10 degrees outside versus the anxiety of having all these damn people up in my house again
January 21, 2026 at 10:53 PM
whose dick to i have to suck for someone to bring me a bodega steak and cheese with provolone, double meat, and everything on it because seven hours later all these people are still up in my house and i haven’t eaten today
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Hung a guy at Nuremburg for doing this, FYI. Not "a thing like this" but literally this, exactly.
January 21, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Hung a guy at Nuremburg for doing this, FYI. Not "a thing like this" but literally this, exactly.
90% are watching it to make fun of it, 5% are genuine fans, and 5% are perverts wanting to do sex things in a guaranteed empty theater. and i salute 95% of the audience
If you want to see the Melania doc tomorrow night in New York City ... um, let's just say you have a lot of choices
January 21, 2026 at 7:36 PM
90% are watching it to make fun of it, 5% are genuine fans, and 5% are perverts wanting to do sex things in a guaranteed empty theater. and i salute 95% of the audience
“you’ve reached your monthly article limit,” says a news website i haven’t visited in eight months
January 21, 2026 at 6:53 PM
“you’ve reached your monthly article limit,” says a news website i haven’t visited in eight months
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A Dale Gribble mood board showing how it feels to exist right now:
January 21, 2026 at 3:38 PM
A Dale Gribble mood board showing how it feels to exist right now:
a legend on the inside should program the national emergency alert system to send everyone an alert when it happens
January 21, 2026 at 4:50 PM
a legend on the inside should program the national emergency alert system to send everyone an alert when it happens
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I think it would be great if I could find out from a stranger, on the street. Someone just grab me and yell DID YOU HEAR? like we're preindustrial and we just won a war or something.
January 21, 2026 at 4:44 PM
I think it would be great if I could find out from a stranger, on the street. Someone just grab me and yell DID YOU HEAR? like we're preindustrial and we just won a war or something.
feeling grateful that i don’t have any small children because otherwise the hot water getting up to 150 degrees would be yet another maintenance issue to complain about
January 21, 2026 at 4:29 PM
feeling grateful that i don’t have any small children because otherwise the hot water getting up to 150 degrees would be yet another maintenance issue to complain about
i’ve traveled to a lot of places, even in the first trump regime, and never gotten any grief for being an american. maybe a glare when people learn, but hit them with a “i know this shit is insane” look and suddenly you’re laughing over beers about how they don’t do assassinations like they used to
January 21, 2026 at 3:58 PM
i’ve traveled to a lot of places, even in the first trump regime, and never gotten any grief for being an american. maybe a glare when people learn, but hit them with a “i know this shit is insane” look and suddenly you’re laughing over beers about how they don’t do assassinations like they used to
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OMG there should be an app that lets you know.
January 21, 2026 at 6:30 AM
OMG there should be an app that lets you know.
anyone ever asks why i’m switching careers, this is why
Right on cue, here are the push alerts from the 3 major newspapers lmao
January 21, 2026 at 2:55 PM
anyone ever asks why i’m switching careers, this is why
the excitement of getting a working furnace when it’s 10 degrees outside versus the anxiety of having all these damn people up in my house again
January 21, 2026 at 2:03 PM
the excitement of getting a working furnace when it’s 10 degrees outside versus the anxiety of having all these damn people up in my house again
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Let tonight be a lesson to all of us: Make sure you have established your own, and are aware of your loved ones', advance directives.
Do you want to be awakened from your slumber when It Happens? Or do you want to find out when you awake naturally and unlock your phone? Let your loved ones know.
Do you want to be awakened from your slumber when It Happens? Or do you want to find out when you awake naturally and unlock your phone? Let your loved ones know.
January 21, 2026 at 5:26 AM
Let tonight be a lesson to all of us: Make sure you have established your own, and are aware of your loved ones', advance directives.
Do you want to be awakened from your slumber when It Happens? Or do you want to find out when you awake naturally and unlock your phone? Let your loved ones know.
Do you want to be awakened from your slumber when It Happens? Or do you want to find out when you awake naturally and unlock your phone? Let your loved ones know.