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national security adviser at popeyes louisiana kitchen | aka revrrlewis | he/him/🏳️‍🌈 |📍nyc
when the late dennis farina played a detective on “law & order” he had a running gag where he would illegally obtain evidence by telling people “it’s ok, we’re authorized.” and now you can do the same thing but with data theft
November 13, 2025 at 8:43 PM
when liza minnelli and frank sinatra sang of the city that doesn’t sleep, they meant everyone stays working at their desk until they die
if you cant go in to the office 3 days a week then you really can't complain when cities are hollowed out. cities are places where ppl work and network. getting rid of that makes cities useless
And it's usually something like "but that's not what the literal DNC does!" as if I don't know, as someone who has worked on Dem campaigns, sometimes in conjunction with the DNC what they do. So I'm going to be very specific here: this is the DNC being shitty: www.nytimes.com/2025/11/12/u...
November 13, 2025 at 5:29 PM
me in 2016: the federal government is being run by a bunch of pedophiles? get real.

me in 2025: get real. the federal government is being run by a bunch of pedophiles.
November 13, 2025 at 12:54 PM
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trump spent thanksgiving 2017 with epstein LOL

fuck it keep the government open this is tremendous content
November 13, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.

Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
November 12, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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pretty funny in retrospect that QAnon hinged on the idea that powerful elites at the highest levels of government were smart enough to talk in code when sending emails to each other about their despicable crimes
November 12, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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I just googled this man like 'ew who tf is this Tom Barrack guy' and the answer is the sitting, Donald Trump-appointed U.S. Ambassador to Turkey
November 12, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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November 12, 2025 at 6:58 PM
had a moment of homemaker clownery this afternoon when i went to williams sonoma to check out a le creuset cassadou in person, but they have an exclusive le creuset pan that’s quite similar so of course they don’t have the cassadou. i am very relatable
November 12, 2025 at 6:42 PM
roses are red
the fascists are villains
November 12, 2025 at 1:35 PM
i love harlem
November 11, 2025 at 6:32 PM
ada forte, the gilded age, season 3 episode 6:
November 11, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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Kim Kardashian slams psychics who told her she'd pass the bar exam: 'All fucking full of shit'
Kim Kardashian slams psychics who told her she'd pass the bar exam: 'All f---ing full of s---'
'All f---ing full of s---': Kim Kardashian has some choice words for the psychics who predicted she'd pass the bar exam.
ew.com
November 11, 2025 at 4:30 PM
quickly learning that holidays in new york city include the rats, who enjoy a feast day thanks to delayed trash collection
November 11, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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"The commander of US Southern Command, Adm. Alvin Holsey, offered to resign during a tense meeting last month with Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth ... after he raised questions about the legality of the strikes ... Holsey will leave his post in December, just one year into his tenure."
Exclusive: UK suspends some intelligence sharing with US over boat strike concerns in major break | CNN Politics
The United Kingdom is no longer sharing intelligence with the US about suspected drug trafficking vessels in the Caribbean because it does not want to be complicit in US military strikes and believes ...
edition.cnn.com
November 11, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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happy armistice day, boy we really fucked that one up huh
November 11, 2025 at 2:13 PM
November 11, 2025 at 3:21 AM
bought the whole foods rotisserie chicken
a woman with her face painted like the joker is applying lipstick .
Alt: someone applying clown makeup with a brush in an unseen mirror
media.tenor.com
November 10, 2025 at 11:15 PM
new york achievement unlocked: the subway station just dripped an unknown liquid on my neck
November 10, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 2:44 PM
some good news: kim davis publicly ate shit, again
New: The Supreme Court DENIES Kim Davis' request to overturn Obergefell, the marriage equality decision. No noted dissents. www.supremecourt.gov/orders/court...
November 10, 2025 at 2:37 PM
“politics is just one big ass blast”
November 10, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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I received this email about Democrats caving to end the shutdown from one of the SNAP recipients I spoke to:
November 10, 2025 at 2:17 PM
once again grateful that i no longer work in political media because this might have been the week that i finally had a mental break
November 10, 2025 at 2:03 PM