Karen Geier
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Karen Geier
@karengeier.com
· Feb 24
do not give me measles. I will be so mad
The Bonhomme Carnaval account continues to be unhinged
December 30, 2025 at 4:39 PM
The Bonhomme Carnaval account continues to be unhinged
If I were to finally get a PS5, what games would you say I need to play on it? I like adventure games mostly
December 30, 2025 at 3:30 PM
If I were to finally get a PS5, what games would you say I need to play on it? I like adventure games mostly
almost everything about dogs rules but the one thing that absolutely sucks about dogs is nearly everything they do while asleep: snoring, sleeping with their eyes open, sleeping on their backs with their hairy candle in the air... tooting the worst thing you've ever smelled in your life...
December 30, 2025 at 3:20 PM
almost everything about dogs rules but the one thing that absolutely sucks about dogs is nearly everything they do while asleep: snoring, sleeping with their eyes open, sleeping on their backs with their hairy candle in the air... tooting the worst thing you've ever smelled in your life...
picture a mom sponge painting these on to a wall because 'she saw it at that funky cafe downtown'
I forgot to post this from pottery a few weeks ago:
There’s a bin with stencils and one with stuff for making texture on clay when hand building and I found the most 1993 stencil of all time
There’s a bin with stencils and one with stuff for making texture on clay when hand building and I found the most 1993 stencil of all time
December 30, 2025 at 3:16 PM
picture a mom sponge painting these on to a wall because 'she saw it at that funky cafe downtown'
I forgot to post this from pottery a few weeks ago:
There’s a bin with stencils and one with stuff for making texture on clay when hand building and I found the most 1993 stencil of all time
There’s a bin with stencils and one with stuff for making texture on clay when hand building and I found the most 1993 stencil of all time
December 30, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I forgot to post this from pottery a few weeks ago:
There’s a bin with stencils and one with stuff for making texture on clay when hand building and I found the most 1993 stencil of all time
There’s a bin with stencils and one with stuff for making texture on clay when hand building and I found the most 1993 stencil of all time
I would love to know why Kitchener-Waterloo is Canada’s Maine, where people go the hell off on their license plates but every single time I am there I see a vanity plate with some absolute nonsense on it lol
December 30, 2025 at 3:08 PM
I would love to know why Kitchener-Waterloo is Canada’s Maine, where people go the hell off on their license plates but every single time I am there I see a vanity plate with some absolute nonsense on it lol
thank you for reminding me there is season 2 waiting for me
I made 7 layer casserole tonight for dinner.
I hope husband feels up for it so we can watch cooking Koreans while eating. It will not be as yummy as anything they make but it should still stave off pangs of hunger.
Culinary Class Wars must be watched while eating bc otherwise regrets
I hope husband feels up for it so we can watch cooking Koreans while eating. It will not be as yummy as anything they make but it should still stave off pangs of hunger.
Culinary Class Wars must be watched while eating bc otherwise regrets
December 30, 2025 at 2:56 PM
thank you for reminding me there is season 2 waiting for me
ahh yes this person with the worst politics I have ever seen and a worse attitude has probably changed their opinions for the greater good and definitely not for some unstated as yet self interest. Hey why are you putting me in an MRI
December 30, 2025 at 2:55 PM
ahh yes this person with the worst politics I have ever seen and a worse attitude has probably changed their opinions for the greater good and definitely not for some unstated as yet self interest. Hey why are you putting me in an MRI
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I'm excited for Nosferatu, but I'm even more excited for the movie next year where Nosferatu, the Northman , one of the guys from the lighthouse and The VVitch team up to acquire a series of powerful jewels
December 7, 2024 at 5:44 AM
I'm excited for Nosferatu, but I'm even more excited for the movie next year where Nosferatu, the Northman , one of the guys from the lighthouse and The VVitch team up to acquire a series of powerful jewels
the dog is having a not great morning, which started with him dry heaving in the bed until I lifted him out and then in his shame, he walked to the bathroom and did a water puke next to the toilet. Points for trying to be the best boy considering the circumstances
December 30, 2025 at 2:30 PM
the dog is having a not great morning, which started with him dry heaving in the bed until I lifted him out and then in his shame, he walked to the bathroom and did a water puke next to the toilet. Points for trying to be the best boy considering the circumstances
still reeling from the discovery that my mufos all think I'm 5 foot 2
December 30, 2025 at 2:22 PM
still reeling from the discovery that my mufos all think I'm 5 foot 2
Good morning. Eating an entire pomegranate morning
December 30, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Good morning. Eating an entire pomegranate morning
one of these things requires no upfront cost while the other two involved a serious financial commitment at the time. get good at this or get off the fuckin timeline
In 2025, AI became pervasive in American life and the economy, with ChatGPT surging in adoption much faster than any other major technology in memory. @nytopinion.nytimes.com
December 30, 2025 at 12:00 PM
one of these things requires no upfront cost while the other two involved a serious financial commitment at the time. get good at this or get off the fuckin timeline
Why am I plagued by a brain that resists washing my hair when it’s too cold
December 30, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Why am I plagued by a brain that resists washing my hair when it’s too cold
excellent question: Gordon Lightfoot above Pinsent, below Howe.
Where does Gordon Lightfoot rank in this Gord-based hierarchy
December 30, 2025 at 12:08 AM
excellent question: Gordon Lightfoot above Pinsent, below Howe.
Bradley name a time and I'll meet you behind the Shatila Bakery and we can settle this
December 29, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Bradley name a time and I'll meet you behind the Shatila Bakery and we can settle this
people finally turning on DeuxMoi and Becca Bloom with mere days left in the year
a cartoon of a chef with a needle in his mouth is playing at 4:32
ALT: a cartoon of a chef with a needle in his mouth is playing at 4:32
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December 29, 2025 at 11:37 PM
people finally turning on DeuxMoi and Becca Bloom with mere days left in the year
I toast it
Is that... gravy?? Does it not make the bread all mushy? 😥
December 29, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I toast it
My parents weirdly have some of the wildest celebrity encounter stories. One time they were at dinner next to Mel Brooks and Anne Bancroft and another time they were at a bar with Gordon Pinsent
December 29, 2025 at 10:32 PM
My parents weirdly have some of the wildest celebrity encounter stories. One time they were at dinner next to Mel Brooks and Anne Bancroft and another time they were at a bar with Gordon Pinsent
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People love to talk about murder documentaries but true crime is also bout cool shit like art crimes. Here are some good documentaries about art heists:
October 19, 2025 at 7:26 PM
People love to talk about murder documentaries but true crime is also bout cool shit like art crimes. Here are some good documentaries about art heists:
Saw Ewan MacGregor at the Whole Foods in Yorkville during TIFF one year, had to ask him to move so I could get the good pickles
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 29, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Saw Ewan MacGregor at the Whole Foods in Yorkville during TIFF one year, had to ask him to move so I could get the good pickles
the hot brown is the logical endpoint to this, due to its application of cheese and bacon
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Kentucky Hot Brown Recipe
The Hot Brown is ostensibly an open-faced sandwich—it starts with a piece of toasted bread (the original recipe calls for Texas Toast) and gets topped with sliced roasted turkey. But from there it lea...
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December 29, 2025 at 10:09 PM
the hot brown is the logical endpoint to this, due to its application of cheese and bacon
hot chicken sandwiches tonight which I found out many years ago americans have no touchstone for despite it being exactly the kind of thing the midwest should be about
December 29, 2025 at 10:05 PM
hot chicken sandwiches tonight which I found out many years ago americans have no touchstone for despite it being exactly the kind of thing the midwest should be about