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Roll Tide/Wave, Who Dat. Donate money to your local food bank. Expect typos.
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Absolutely wild that we put an infrared telescope in orbit a million miles away from earth after promising it for 2 decades and it sent us back jaw-dropping shit like this and the richest folks in the country would rather pour money into hating immigrants
Newsom’s comms team mostly mirrors their posts from other sites here but for some strange reason they didn’t do that with this grotesque slop tweet
January 27, 2026 at 3:30 AM
The Replacements is a great football movie, one of my favorites. But it’s also profoundly anti-labor and glorifies scabs in service of billionaires.
January 27, 2026 at 1:33 AM
A reminder that this woman has fuck you money after her nbc buyout so these days she’s a hateful repulsive ghoul simply for the love of the game, it’s just who she is as a person.
Megyn Kelly: “Do you know why I wasn't shot by Border Patrol this weekend? Because I kept my ass inside and out of their operations.”
Megyn Kelly: Minnesota protesters are “terrorists” who must “behave well and submit immediately”
www.mediamatters.org
January 27, 2026 at 12:09 AM
A quick search of this author showed me:

Used to write for the race science blog Quillette

Left the rape crisis center she worked at after they began serving all people who had experienced sexual assault

Converted to Christianity last year bc she liked what the Bible says about gender differences
In @nytopinion.nytimes.com

Younger generations “have fallen out of love with Harry Potter because they have fallen out of love with the worldview the series represents,” writes Louise Perry. “Which is to say that young people have fallen out of love with liberalism.”
Opinion | Why Gen Z Doesn’t Love ‘Harry Potter’
The wizarding worldview is naïve.
nyti.ms
January 26, 2026 at 10:22 PM
My wish list:

Private accounts (yes I know this technically isn’t possible with atproto)

Longer video uploading/hosting (at least 5 minutes)

Photos/videos in DMs (not for that you pervs)

Group DMs
January 26, 2026 at 9:47 PM
As a saints fan, one of these teams represents the worst non call in nfl history and the other posterized our asses with one of the most affable players in recent memory. Meteor.
January 26, 2026 at 1:50 AM
“Liquid glass? More like liquid ass…because it’s shit. Your update is like diarrhea that’s what I’m saying.”
January 26, 2026 at 12:21 AM
I hate giving him credit, but Brady has gotten pretty fun to listen to when he gets excited about an explosive play and goes into scheme mode. He just needs to know when to shut up and when to go back to xs and os because that’s what’s he’s best at.
January 26, 2026 at 12:11 AM
“The wine moms with whistles and cardboard signs trapped the law enforcement officers who had firearms and were afraid for their lives .”

Shut the entire fuck up. This response is so desperate and flailing, they know they’re losing.
Alex Pretti did not “tragically die. He was murdered.
January 25, 2026 at 11:51 PM
It astounds me that they allow Terry Bradshaw to opine on modern quarterback play when the guy completed 52% of his passes on his career and had 2 less interceptions than touchdowns
January 25, 2026 at 11:30 PM
Lucy’s prepped for the temperature drop
January 25, 2026 at 11:23 PM
Went to check on my mother and nieces before the weather gets bad and mom gave me a ziploc bag of lemon tea bags before I left and said “just in case.”
January 25, 2026 at 10:28 PM
what fresh hell have I discovered
January 25, 2026 at 9:47 PM
This is the stone cold truth. Janice does not give a single fuck who you vote for because she’s seen everything. Janice is here to do a goddamn job and ensure you get your fuckin I voted sticker
None of these people mewling about this have Janice who has worked the polls since she gave an LBJ staffer a handy in high school. Janice will ruin your day if you try anything at her sacred polling place.
January 25, 2026 at 9:36 PM
Hadn’t heard this before, that second verse that starts at 1:15 is 🔥
January 25, 2026 at 9:24 PM
It is cognitively incompatible to me that the brodies in my neighborhood who drive pristine $75k pickups with don’t tread on me license plates don’t see this as government tyranny. This may be the truest meme ever created.
January 25, 2026 at 8:34 PM
I’m willing to place my prediction that Patrick Surtain is the third Saban Bama player inducted into the Hall after Derrick and Julio
January 25, 2026 at 8:26 PM
This is weirdly one of my areas of vocational expertise. A system crash would not delete their recording files. Those files would be hosted outside the operating system that crashed and backed up on an entirely separate server as well. They’re lying because they deliberately deleted them.
And what is happening inside ICE detention centers? 404 Media also learned that the federal government claimed that the day after it was sued for allegedly abusing detainees at an ICE detention center, a “system crash” deleted nearly two weeks of surveillance footage from inside the facility.
ICE Says Critical Evidence In Abuse Case Was Lost In 'System Crash' a Day After It Was Sued
The government also said "we don't have resources" to retain all footage and that plaintiffs could supply "endless hard drives that we could save things to."
www.404media.co
January 25, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Was gonna make fun of Kirk Cousins being on my tv but he turned around to the crowd and his hairline is gonna get him worse than I ever could
January 25, 2026 at 6:56 PM
lmao there are almost 120k polling locations in the US and this admin is clearly run by a bunch of slapdick incompetents
Not really, man. How hard is it to park a truckful of guys in tactical gear at the entrance to every voting location?
January 25, 2026 at 6:26 PM
oh man the new iOS user interface is awful, how to I go back to the old one
January 25, 2026 at 6:17 PM
“The killing of Alex Pretti is a heartbreaking tragedy.”

No, it was a goddamn extrajudicial execution. Fuck your milquetoast platitudes if you’re not going to join the people on the ground in harm’s way doing the fucking work.
The killing of Alex Pretti is a heartbreaking tragedy. It should also be a wake-up call to every American, regardless of party, that many of our core values as a nation are increasingly under assault.
January 25, 2026 at 5:58 PM
I would love a New York Times diner story following up on these shitheads and telling me how much worse their lives are now and how they never expected the leopard to eat their faces
January 25, 2026 at 5:54 PM
You can just say they fuckin lied
Alex Pretti was already restrained when federal agents shot and killed him in Minneapolis, a New York Times analysis of video shows. The footage contradicts the Department of Homeland Security’s account of the shooting.
Timeline: How the Shooting of Alex Jeffrey Pretti Unfolded
A moment-by-moment analysis of video from the scene shows that Mr. Pretti was already restrained when fatal shots were fired, which appears to contradict the federal government’s account of the event.
trib.al
January 25, 2026 at 5:12 PM