AndreaaaHHhHHHHh!! Grimes
@andreagrimes.com
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Hell in a Handbook
EXCLUSIVE: leaked documents show inner workings of the Underworld's largest afterlife services conglomerate.
the-flytrap.ghost.io
Do you like found objects, epistolary fiction, or workplace humor? I have a little treat for you today in @theflytrapmedia.com!
for the record this is the most infuriating kitchen appliance I have ever used
... the stovetop in our vacation rental is called "single homie"
November 11, 2025 at 12:29 AM
for the record this is the most infuriating kitchen appliance I have ever used
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An anonymous donor just offered to match up to $1,000 to my fundraiser in support of health benefits for @scarleteen.com's staff and an as-needed health fund for volunteers, which means your $1 is worth $2! Anyone want to join in with ANOTHER match to turn that into $3?
Scarleteen Staff and Volunteer Healthcare Fund
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www.classy.org
November 10, 2025 at 10:52 PM
An anonymous donor just offered to match up to $1,000 to my fundraiser in support of health benefits for @scarleteen.com's staff and an as-needed health fund for volunteers, which means your $1 is worth $2! Anyone want to join in with ANOTHER match to turn that into $3?
I turned 42 yesterday
Today I tried to turn up the brightness on a board game instruction booklet
Today I tried to turn up the brightness on a board game instruction booklet
November 10, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I turned 42 yesterday
Today I tried to turn up the brightness on a board game instruction booklet
Today I tried to turn up the brightness on a board game instruction booklet
... the stovetop in our vacation rental is called "single homie"
November 9, 2025 at 2:36 PM
... the stovetop in our vacation rental is called "single homie"
Today my husband and I hiked up to the White Shaman Mural outside Del Rio and it was even more amazing than I had hoped it would be. (Also the hike is hard as hell, but it felt good to do something physically challenging for my 42nd birthday 👵🏻)
November 8, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Today my husband and I hiked up to the White Shaman Mural outside Del Rio and it was even more amazing than I had hoped it would be. (Also the hike is hard as hell, but it felt good to do something physically challenging for my 42nd birthday 👵🏻)
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You buy a Big Chungus subscription to @theflytrapmedia.com
How does one invest in left-wing media without a far-right billionaire coming along in a few years, buying said media, and remodeling it in his own image?
That seems to be a recurring problem.
That seems to be a recurring problem.
November 7, 2025 at 6:42 PM
You buy a Big Chungus subscription to @theflytrapmedia.com
why is everyone else in the pharmacy line discussing their automobile's extended warranty when they get to the window and I'm just trying to pick up one tiny bottle of brain zoomies
November 7, 2025 at 5:42 PM
why is everyone else in the pharmacy line discussing their automobile's extended warranty when they get to the window and I'm just trying to pick up one tiny bottle of brain zoomies
"Where are young people, specifically young journalists, supposed to get their start in journalism? Where are the platforms that will sharpen and strengthen their voices?"
(thx for the @theflytrapmedia.com shout out, @taylorcrumpton.bsky.social !!)
(thx for the @theflytrapmedia.com shout out, @taylorcrumpton.bsky.social !!)
Teen Vogue's closure isn't a sign of what’s to come in media, but a reminder of the crisis already here
"Young people, specifically young women, are disregarded by those in power. Teen Vogue was a place where they not only felt empowered, but were encouraged to do so" – writes Taylor Crumpton.
missingperspectives.com
November 7, 2025 at 3:41 PM
"Where are young people, specifically young journalists, supposed to get their start in journalism? Where are the platforms that will sharpen and strengthen their voices?"
(thx for the @theflytrapmedia.com shout out, @taylorcrumpton.bsky.social !!)
(thx for the @theflytrapmedia.com shout out, @taylorcrumpton.bsky.social !!)
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cone of shame vs cone of delight
November 7, 2025 at 10:52 AM
cone of shame vs cone of delight
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We are delighted to post the first Bitch Media reprint on The Flytrap! In a piece originally published in March 2020, @annaham.bsky.social delved into Reddit’s r/Illnessfakers community, that purports to expose con artists, but really exposes the politics of disbelief.
Fake It Off
Reddit’s r/Illnessfakers community exposes not con artists, but the politics of disbelief.
the-flytrap.ghost.io
November 7, 2025 at 12:33 PM
We are delighted to post the first Bitch Media reprint on The Flytrap! In a piece originally published in March 2020, @annaham.bsky.social delved into Reddit’s r/Illnessfakers community, that purports to expose con artists, but really exposes the politics of disbelief.
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BlueSky shoutout on Abbot Elementary!
November 6, 2025 at 7:31 PM
BlueSky shoutout on Abbot Elementary!
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The Hurl of Sandwich.
The defendant walked free, with a rye smile on his face.
Despite grilling him, the prosecution was unable to summon the special sauce needed to get a conviction. Their case was toast from the beginning.
And thus a hero was born.
I'm sorry. I'm trying to delete this
The defendant walked free, with a rye smile on his face.
Despite grilling him, the prosecution was unable to summon the special sauce needed to get a conviction. Their case was toast from the beginning.
And thus a hero was born.
I'm sorry. I'm trying to delete this
BREAKING: JUSTICE DEPARTMENT EATS A LOSS IN 'SANDWICH GUY' CASE AS JURORS FIND DEFENDANT NOT GUILTY www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...
Jury acquits D.C. 'sandwich guy' charged with chucking a sub at a federal agent
Sean Dunn faced single misdemeanor offense after federal grand jurors refused to indict him on the felony charge sought by prosecutors.
www.nbcnews.com
November 6, 2025 at 7:53 PM
The Hurl of Sandwich.
The defendant walked free, with a rye smile on his face.
Despite grilling him, the prosecution was unable to summon the special sauce needed to get a conviction. Their case was toast from the beginning.
And thus a hero was born.
I'm sorry. I'm trying to delete this
The defendant walked free, with a rye smile on his face.
Despite grilling him, the prosecution was unable to summon the special sauce needed to get a conviction. Their case was toast from the beginning.
And thus a hero was born.
I'm sorry. I'm trying to delete this
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the ol Chappaquiddick skedaddle
November 6, 2025 at 10:21 PM
the ol Chappaquiddick skedaddle
rfk hoofing it out of that room is the funniest thing i have ever seen in my entire life
November 6, 2025 at 10:20 PM
rfk hoofing it out of that room is the funniest thing i have ever seen in my entire life
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This isn’t funny and it’s NOT a metaphor, no one laugh or think about this!!!
RFK Jr's response to someone collapsing nearby him was to haul ass out of the room as quickly as possible
November 6, 2025 at 5:58 PM
This isn’t funny and it’s NOT a metaphor, no one laugh or think about this!!!
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I'm one of the four fired employees. I was a writer & producer at Bon Appétit for nearly five years, during which I helped organize our union and sat on our bargaining committee.
I am, to my knowledge, the only trans woman in our union and the only trans woman on editorial who doesn't work at Them
I am, to my knowledge, the only trans woman in our union and the only trans woman on editorial who doesn't work at Them
New: Conde Nast fired four employees who were among a group that confronted the company's head of human resources on Wednesday over the decision to fold Teen Vogue into Vogue/recent cuts. Employees who were fired included journalists from the New Yorker, Wired, and Bon Appétit.
November 6, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I'm one of the four fired employees. I was a writer & producer at Bon Appétit for nearly five years, during which I helped organize our union and sat on our bargaining committee.
I am, to my knowledge, the only trans woman in our union and the only trans woman on editorial who doesn't work at Them
I am, to my knowledge, the only trans woman in our union and the only trans woman on editorial who doesn't work at Them
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The haters said they couldn't do it. And they were right. Honestly, great call from the haters.
NEW: The End of the Line: the centrepiece of Saudi Arabia’s Neom gigaproject - a 500m tall, 170km long wall-like building intended ultimately to house 9 million people - can’t get out of the ground, say more than 20 former Neom architects, engineers and senior executives.
ig.ft.com/saudi-neom-l...
ig.ft.com/saudi-neom-l...
End of The Line: how Saudi Arabia’s Neom dream unravelled
Mohammed bin Salman’s utopian city was undone by the laws of physics and finance
ig.ft.com
November 6, 2025 at 7:08 AM
The haters said they couldn't do it. And they were right. Honestly, great call from the haters.
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CBS' "Evil" was freaky good for too many reasons to name, but @andreagrimes.com sure gave it her best, anyway:
The Freaky Feminism of 'Evil,' TV's Weirdest Horror Hit
Showrunners Michelle and Robert King surrounded their demons-of-the-week with feminist signifiers, but stopped short of really condemning the patriarchy.
f.mtr.cool
November 5, 2025 at 11:46 PM
CBS' "Evil" was freaky good for too many reasons to name, but @andreagrimes.com sure gave it her best, anyway:
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One of @andreagrimes.com favorite comedy tropes is "hell is a bureaucracy," so she took a little jaunt through the Underworld onboarding process: Hell in a Handbook
Hell in a Handbook
EXCLUSIVE: leaked documents show inner workings of the Underworld's largest afterlife services conglomerate.
f.mtr.cool
November 5, 2025 at 11:46 PM
One of @andreagrimes.com favorite comedy tropes is "hell is a bureaucracy," so she took a little jaunt through the Underworld onboarding process: Hell in a Handbook
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Alarming criminalization of green card holder based on "Antifa Materials" - another attempt to silence dissent and target people critical of this administration
Release Des and the Prairieland Defendants!
Release Des and the Prairieland Defendants!
November 6, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Alarming criminalization of green card holder based on "Antifa Materials" - another attempt to silence dissent and target people critical of this administration
Release Des and the Prairieland Defendants!
Release Des and the Prairieland Defendants!
even after the wins yesterday, the visceral relief, the HUGE EXHALE i did, just hearing this one sentiment from an actual fucking nationally recognizable Dem
Not to replace substance with message but I genuinely do not think that the GOP establishment is prepared, nor capable, of regulating itself in a world where all high profile democrats are directly staring into a camera and telling Trump to go fuck himself.
From the top rope
November 6, 2025 at 5:00 AM
even after the wins yesterday, the visceral relief, the HUGE EXHALE i did, just hearing this one sentiment from an actual fucking nationally recognizable Dem
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For @msnbc.com I wrote about how Tuesday's election gives Democrats the blueprint for overcoming Republican anti-trans attacks and how thus should settle all the talk about throwing trans people under the bus.
www.msnbc.com/opinion/msnb...
www.msnbc.com/opinion/msnb...
Opinion | Democrats’ election wins showed they don't need to hide their support for trans rights
Republicans repeated Trump's anti-trans strategy from 2024 and lost big. This should be instructive for Democrats.
www.msnbc.com
November 6, 2025 at 12:41 AM
For @msnbc.com I wrote about how Tuesday's election gives Democrats the blueprint for overcoming Republican anti-trans attacks and how thus should settle all the talk about throwing trans people under the bus.
www.msnbc.com/opinion/msnb...
www.msnbc.com/opinion/msnb...
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Wish I could invest in stocks of use of the word “but” in op eds today
Democrats just ran the table, winning the marquee races -- NJ and VA sweeps, NYC mayor, CA prop, PA Supreme Court -- and lower-profile races in red and purple states across the nation.
If the media you're reading or watching paints this as anything but a massive win, stop reading or watching them.
If the media you're reading or watching paints this as anything but a massive win, stop reading or watching them.
November 5, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Wish I could invest in stocks of use of the word “but” in op eds today
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BREAKING: Democrat Johnny DuPree has flipped a Republican-held Mississippi Senate district in a special election.
DuPree was previously the mayor of Hattiesburg.
His win imperils the Mississippi Senate GOP's narrow supermajority.
www.mississippifreepress.org/democrat-joh...
DuPree was previously the mayor of Hattiesburg.
His win imperils the Mississippi Senate GOP's narrow supermajority.
www.mississippifreepress.org/democrat-joh...
Democrat Johnny DuPree Flips Republican-Held Mississippi Senate District in Forrest County
Johnny DuPree, a Democrat who served as the mayor of Hattiesburg, Mississippi, for 16 years, has flipped a Republican-held Mississippi Senate seat.
www.mississippifreepress.org
November 5, 2025 at 3:18 AM
BREAKING: Democrat Johnny DuPree has flipped a Republican-held Mississippi Senate district in a special election.
DuPree was previously the mayor of Hattiesburg.
His win imperils the Mississippi Senate GOP's narrow supermajority.
www.mississippifreepress.org/democrat-joh...
DuPree was previously the mayor of Hattiesburg.
His win imperils the Mississippi Senate GOP's narrow supermajority.
www.mississippifreepress.org/democrat-joh...