Andrea Grimes
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In case anyone's watching the primetime broadcast, here's a couple jerks to root against
If you can bring yourself to root for the French ice dancing pair of Cizeron and Fournier Beaudry, you are a very different person than me! www.cbc.ca/sports/olymp...
Woman who accuses Sørensen of sexual assault says comments by French ice dancer ‘create dangerous environment' | CBC Sports
The woman who accused Canadian-Danish figure skater Nikolaj Sørensen of sexual assault says public comments by French
ice dance team Laurence Fournier Beaudry and Guillaume Cizeron create a "dangerous...
www.cbc.ca
February 10, 2026 at 1:53 AM
In case anyone's watching the primetime broadcast, here's a couple jerks to root against
I have always simply assumed the blue lines they put on the snow in ski races are made of the same stuff they use to advertise tampon and pad absorbency on tv AND that stuff is tidy bowl terlet cleaner
February 10, 2026 at 1:10 AM
I have always simply assumed the blue lines they put on the snow in ski races are made of the same stuff they use to advertise tampon and pad absorbency on tv AND that stuff is tidy bowl terlet cleaner
seeing Super Bowl ads after the actual day is so unsettling, it's like hearing a Christmas song in mid-January
February 9, 2026 at 2:28 PM
seeing Super Bowl ads after the actual day is so unsettling, it's like hearing a Christmas song in mid-January
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Amber Glenn, a queer Texan who started ice skating at the stonebriar mall in frisco at age 5, who plays magic the gathering, is an olympic gold medalist
grateful to work at a place that always lets me write about how much i love gay women
www.chron.com/culture/arti...
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Amber Glenn, a queer icon from Texas, is about to make Olympic history
The American figure skater's unapologetic queerness feels more important than ever.
www.chron.com
February 8, 2026 at 10:45 PM
Amber Glenn, a queer Texan who started ice skating at the stonebriar mall in frisco at age 5, who plays magic the gathering, is an olympic gold medalist
lol my husband as soon as Bad Bunny was over: "I'd be very happy to put the Olympics back on"
marry you a man who, etc
marry you a man who, etc
February 9, 2026 at 1:36 AM
lol my husband as soon as Bad Bunny was over: "I'd be very happy to put the Olympics back on"
marry you a man who, etc
marry you a man who, etc
cracking open the HEB shrimp cocktail tray for the Benito show
a woman is wearing a fur coat and a sequined dress on a stage .
ALT: a woman is wearing a fur coat and a sequined dress on a stage .
media.tenor.com
February 9, 2026 at 1:04 AM
cracking open the HEB shrimp cocktail tray for the Benito show
if I never hear the phrase "Quad God" again it'll be too soon and I know it's gonna be two more weeks of this goofy nonsense
February 8, 2026 at 9:34 PM
if I never hear the phrase "Quad God" again it'll be too soon and I know it's gonna be two more weeks of this goofy nonsense
btw real good mixed doubles game between US-SWE right now!!
February 8, 2026 at 7:14 PM
btw real good mixed doubles game between US-SWE right now!!
we got the Traitors board game and Stella's verdict is: "MURRRRRRDERRR"
February 8, 2026 at 1:28 AM
we got the Traitors board game and Stella's verdict is: "MURRRRRRDERRR"
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found myself asking “what time is the super bowl” which reminded me that i wrote about that question and the existential crisis it evokes in me several years ago and i still think i did a good job with it www.texasmonthly.com/arts-enterta...
How to Make Seven-Layer Dip—Also, What Time Is the Super Bowl?
Two burning questions answered in one post.
www.texasmonthly.com
February 7, 2026 at 11:58 PM
found myself asking “what time is the super bowl” which reminded me that i wrote about that question and the existential crisis it evokes in me several years ago and i still think i did a good job with it www.texasmonthly.com/arts-enterta...
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had a blast with the Watermelon Run Club at the wishbone bridge opening in Austin today!!
February 7, 2026 at 4:58 PM
had a blast with the Watermelon Run Club at the wishbone bridge opening in Austin today!!
tbh apart from the amazing feats of skill and talent, the best thing about Olympics time is there is simply always something to watch on tv/streaming, immediately
February 7, 2026 at 12:36 AM
tbh apart from the amazing feats of skill and talent, the best thing about Olympics time is there is simply always something to watch on tv/streaming, immediately
straight up bawling on my couch with two pups snoozin on me
February 7, 2026 at 12:29 AM
straight up bawling on my couch with two pups snoozin on me
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Vice President JD Vance gets roundly booed at the opening ceremony of the Milano-Cortina 2026 Olympics. "Those are a lot of boos for him, whistling jeering," says the presenter. US athletes receive a warm welcome from fans, though.
February 6, 2026 at 9:13 PM
Vice President JD Vance gets roundly booed at the opening ceremony of the Milano-Cortina 2026 Olympics. "Those are a lot of boos for him, whistling jeering," says the presenter. US athletes receive a warm welcome from fans, though.
SOMEONE did not want her Valentine's photo taken at the doggie spa today
February 6, 2026 at 8:43 PM
SOMEONE did not want her Valentine's photo taken at the doggie spa today
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Curling is awesome!
a woman wearing a usa shirt is kneeling down with a black cat
ALT: a woman wearing a usa shirt is kneeling down with a black cat
media.tenor.com
February 6, 2026 at 6:46 PM
Curling is awesome!
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please do not talk to me about anything else, this is all I want to be talking about for the next 12 hours
February 5, 2026 at 7:10 PM
please do not talk to me about anything else, this is all I want to be talking about for the next 12 hours
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😂
25th Winter Olympics Commence With 25th Explanation of What Curling Is
25th Winter Olympics Commence With 25th Explanation of What Curling Is - Unsourced News
The 25th Winter Olympics officially opened this week with broadcasters once again attempting to explain what curling is to a confused public.
unsourcednews.com
February 6, 2026 at 2:49 PM
😂
OLYMPICS DAY
a squirrel is standing on top of a curling stone
ALT: a squirrel is standing on top of a curling stone
media.tenor.com
February 6, 2026 at 1:58 PM
OLYMPICS DAY
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The Eyes On ICE training starts in 10 minutes. We hope to see you there.
TODAY: Learn everything you need to know to exercise your constitutional right to monitor ICE and other federal agencies as they terrorize our communities.
The No Kings coalition wants to train as many Americans as possible to participate in ICE watch. Join us: www.mobilize.us/indivisible/...
The No Kings coalition wants to train as many Americans as possible to participate in ICE watch. Join us: www.mobilize.us/indivisible/...
February 6, 2026 at 12:50 AM
The Eyes On ICE training starts in 10 minutes. We hope to see you there.
TONIGHT'S PROGRAMMING!!!!
February 6, 2026 at 12:51 AM
TONIGHT'S PROGRAMMING!!!!
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I need everyone to know that on the crochet subreddit the mods made a big post about how they're taking a week off because there was too much fighting/political posts. so there's currently no mods on r/crochet and people are being absolutely insane
February 5, 2026 at 1:46 PM
I need everyone to know that on the crochet subreddit the mods made a big post about how they're taking a week off because there was too much fighting/political posts. so there's currently no mods on r/crochet and people are being absolutely insane
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cannot possibly convey how actually crazy-making it can feel, after spending 20 years monitoring all these orgs blaming sex workers and the internet for enabling a vast sex trafficking network, to now see Jeffery Epstein’s inbox
February 5, 2026 at 4:16 PM
cannot possibly convey how actually crazy-making it can feel, after spending 20 years monitoring all these orgs blaming sex workers and the internet for enabling a vast sex trafficking network, to now see Jeffery Epstein’s inbox
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This is another effort that has taken a HUGE amount of local activism, led by community folks who care.
It CAN be done. Get involved where you live and push back.
www.elpasotimes.com/story/news/i...
It CAN be done. Get involved where you live and push back.
www.elpasotimes.com/story/news/i...
New Mexico Senate approves bill to ban ICE detention centers
The New Mexico Legislature approved the Immigration Safety Act. House bill 9 bars the state from allowing ICE detention centers.
www.elpasotimes.com
February 4, 2026 at 9:20 PM
This is another effort that has taken a HUGE amount of local activism, led by community folks who care.
It CAN be done. Get involved where you live and push back.
www.elpasotimes.com/story/news/i...
It CAN be done. Get involved where you live and push back.
www.elpasotimes.com/story/news/i...