Samantha White
@fadestowhite.bsky.social
Got some opinions that need venting…
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EPA Declares Earth “Self-Cleaning, Like a Fancy Oven”
EPA Declares Earth “Self-Cleaning, Like a Fancy Oven” - Unsourced News
In a dramatic shift from previous policy, the EPA announced that the planet is, self-cleaning, “like a really high-end convection oven.”
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February 13, 2026 at 2:28 PM
EPA Declares Earth “Self-Cleaning, Like a Fancy Oven”
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Viewers Decide They Prefer “Resting Bitch Face” Bondi to “Bitching Without Rest” Face Bondi
Viewers Decide They Prefer “Resting Bitch Face” Bondi to “Bitching Without Rest” Face Bondi - Unsourced News
Viewers announced that they officially prefer the silent, sneering version of Pam Bondi to the fully activated, audio-enabled model.
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February 12, 2026 at 1:40 PM
Viewers Decide They Prefer “Resting Bitch Face” Bondi to “Bitching Without Rest” Face Bondi
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More than One. Million. Times.
February 11, 2026 at 11:45 PM
More than One. Million. Times.
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“Just Be Patient” Says Guy Who Said He’d Fix Everyone’s Problems on Day 1
"Just Be Patient" Says Guy Who Said He'd Fix Everyone's Problems on Day 1 - Unsourced News
The phrase “just be patient” has recently emerged from the same man who once promised to personally repair the nation before lunch on Day 1.
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February 11, 2026 at 1:58 PM
“Just Be Patient” Says Guy Who Said He’d Fix Everyone’s Problems on Day 1
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"If you have nothing to hide, why would you be afraid of an unaccountable, violent paramilitary force asking for your papers at the polls?"
In Order to Stop the Radical Democrats from Rigging the Election, We Will Be Rigging the Election
“President Trump called in a new interview for the Republican Party to ‘nationalize’ voting in the United States, an aggressive rhetorical step tha...
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February 11, 2026 at 1:30 PM
"If you have nothing to hide, why would you be afraid of an unaccountable, violent paramilitary force asking for your papers at the polls?"
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Lutnick Admits He Visited Epstein’s Pedophile Island, but Only Because the Lunch Buffet Was Too Good to Pass Up
Lutnick Admits He Visited Epstein's Pedophile Island, but Only Because the Lunch Buffet Was Too Good to Pass Up - Unsourced News
Howard Lutnick acknowledged that he was fully aware of Epstein’s reputation, but said the lunch buffet “introduced complexities.”
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February 10, 2026 at 7:32 PM
Lutnick Admits He Visited Epstein’s Pedophile Island, but Only Because the Lunch Buffet Was Too Good to Pass Up
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Viewers Outraged by Kid Rock Performing Halftime Show in Drunken, Slurred, Out of Synch, Redneck Gibberish Instead of English
Viewers Outraged by Kid Rock Performing Halftime Show in Drunken, Slurred, Out of Synch, Redneck Gibberish Instead of English - Unsourced News
Viewers were shocked after discovering that the All-American Halftime Show was performed in drunken, slurred, out-of-synch redneck gibberish.
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February 10, 2026 at 3:56 PM
Viewers Outraged by Kid Rock Performing Halftime Show in Drunken, Slurred, Out of Synch, Redneck Gibberish Instead of English
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Has the right ever NOT complained about a Super Bowl halftime show ever?
February 9, 2026 at 11:39 PM
Has the right ever NOT complained about a Super Bowl halftime show ever?
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Trump’s two-year Kennedy Center remodel has NOTHING to do with all those canceled performances
February 9, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Trump’s two-year Kennedy Center remodel has NOTHING to do with all those canceled performances
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White House Clarifies Overt Racism Acceptable When Framed in “Whimsical Disney Context”
White House Clarifies Overt Racism Acceptable When Framed in “Whimsical Disney Context” - Unsourced News
The White House clarified its position on racism after President Trump shared an image depicting President Obama and his wife as monkeys
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February 6, 2026 at 4:07 PM
White House Clarifies Overt Racism Acceptable When Framed in “Whimsical Disney Context”
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Limbless, Slippery RFK Jr.: ‘Becoming An Eel Is A Sign Of Good Health’ https://theonion.com/limbless-slippery-rfk-jr-becoming-an-eel-is-a-sign-of-good-health/
February 6, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Limbless, Slippery RFK Jr.: ‘Becoming An Eel Is A Sign Of Good Health’ https://theonion.com/limbless-slippery-rfk-jr-becoming-an-eel-is-a-sign-of-good-health/
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25th Winter Olympics Commence With 25th Explanation of What Curling Is
25th Winter Olympics Commence With 25th Explanation of What Curling Is - Unsourced News
The 25th Winter Olympics officially opened this week with broadcasters once again attempting to explain what curling is to a confused public.
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February 6, 2026 at 2:35 PM
25th Winter Olympics Commence With 25th Explanation of What Curling Is
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"What did I mean when I texted him that I 'loved' the jerky made of human flesh that he sent me for Christmas? An inside joke. You wouldn’t get it. You people have no sense of humor."
Just Because I Hung Out in the Cannibal King’s Murder Basement, It Does Not Make Me a Murderous Cannibal
“If I actually wanted to spend my time partying with young women, it would be trivial for me to do so without the help of a creepy loser like Epste...
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February 6, 2026 at 2:40 AM
"What did I mean when I texted him that I 'loved' the jerky made of human flesh that he sent me for Christmas? An inside joke. You wouldn’t get it. You people have no sense of humor."
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Why are the men’s names redacted and the victims names exposed?
February 6, 2026 at 2:42 PM
Why are the men’s names redacted and the victims names exposed?
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Jeff Bezos Sinks Washington Post to Free Up Cash for Yacht With Smaller Yacht Inside It
Jeff Bezos Sinks Washington Post to Free Up Cash for Yacht With Smaller Yacht Inside It - Unsourced News
Jeff Bezos confirmed this week that mass layoffs at the Washington Post were necessary to reallocate resources toward a new megayacht
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February 5, 2026 at 2:18 PM
Jeff Bezos Sinks Washington Post to Free Up Cash for Yacht With Smaller Yacht Inside It
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NBA Announces James Harden Has Entered “Perpetual Trade Consideration” Status
NBA Announces James Harden Has Entered “Perpetual Trade Consideration” Status - Unsourced News
CLEVELAND,OH — The NBA confirmed Tuesday that James Harden has officially entered “Perpetual Trade Consideration” status
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February 4, 2026 at 1:33 PM
NBA Announces James Harden Has Entered “Perpetual Trade Consideration” Status
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Trump is mentioned in the Epstein files more than Jesus is mentioned in the Bible!
February 4, 2026 at 12:04 AM
Trump is mentioned in the Epstein files more than Jesus is mentioned in the Bible!
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$1.5T military budget
$170B for ICE and Border Patrol (over 4 years)
$100B on tax cuts for the 1% (per year)
$1B to refurbish Trump's Qatar jet
$496M to send National Guard into cities
$200M for Kennedy Center renovations
$200M for Kristi Noem's jets
$100M for Trump's golf outings
Priorities.
$170B for ICE and Border Patrol (over 4 years)
$100B on tax cuts for the 1% (per year)
$1B to refurbish Trump's Qatar jet
$496M to send National Guard into cities
$200M for Kennedy Center renovations
$200M for Kristi Noem's jets
$100M for Trump's golf outings
Priorities.
February 3, 2026 at 8:33 PM
$1.5T military budget
$170B for ICE and Border Patrol (over 4 years)
$100B on tax cuts for the 1% (per year)
$1B to refurbish Trump's Qatar jet
$496M to send National Guard into cities
$200M for Kennedy Center renovations
$200M for Kristi Noem's jets
$100M for Trump's golf outings
Priorities.
$170B for ICE and Border Patrol (over 4 years)
$100B on tax cuts for the 1% (per year)
$1B to refurbish Trump's Qatar jet
$496M to send National Guard into cities
$200M for Kennedy Center renovations
$200M for Kristi Noem's jets
$100M for Trump's golf outings
Priorities.
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Turning Point USA Counters Super Bowl’s Global Pop Icon with Guy Who Yells at Beer Cans
Turning Point USA Counters Super Bowl's Global Pop Icon with Guy Who Yells at Beer Cans - Unsourced News
Turning Point USA will offer a halftime “experience” headlined by Kid Rock, best known in recent years for shouting at beer cans.
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February 3, 2026 at 4:18 PM
Turning Point USA Counters Super Bowl’s Global Pop Icon with Guy Who Yells at Beer Cans
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The house is now 218 R to 214 D.
Each Republican member if they had balls would be more powerful than any Senator. But they have to have balls to say no to trump.
But they are ball-less or ball free
Each Republican member if they had balls would be more powerful than any Senator. But they have to have balls to say no to trump.
But they are ball-less or ball free
February 3, 2026 at 3:18 PM
The house is now 218 R to 214 D.
Each Republican member if they had balls would be more powerful than any Senator. But they have to have balls to say no to trump.
But they are ball-less or ball free
Each Republican member if they had balls would be more powerful than any Senator. But they have to have balls to say no to trump.
But they are ball-less or ball free
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Epstein Files Reveal Extreme Wealth Usually Accompanied by Moral Bankruptcy
Epstein Files Reveal Extreme Wealth Usually Accompanied by Moral Bankruptcy - Unsourced News
The newly released Epstein files have confirmed a long-suspected truth: extreme wealth is very often paired with complete moral bankruptcy.
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February 3, 2026 at 3:24 PM
Epstein Files Reveal Extreme Wealth Usually Accompanied by Moral Bankruptcy
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Man Who ‘Loves This Country’ Outlines Plan to Replace Every Law, Norm, Institution, and Constitutional Amendment
Man Who ‘Loves This Country’ Outlines Plan to Replace Every Law, Norm, Institution, and Constitutional Amendment - Unsourced News
Declaring his “deep, unbreakable love for America,” a local patriot unveiled a proposal Monday to replace literally everything about it.
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February 2, 2026 at 2:54 PM
Man Who ‘Loves This Country’ Outlines Plan to Replace Every Law, Norm, Institution, and Constitutional Amendment
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i truly hate how much we are living in a bad script
February 2, 2026 at 1:42 PM
i truly hate how much we are living in a bad script
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Silencing reporters isn’t strength.
It’s fear.
It’s fear.
January 30, 2026 at 5:06 PM
Silencing reporters isn’t strength.
It’s fear.
It’s fear.