Samantha White
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Got some opinions that I need to vent...
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White House Black Friday Sale: HUGE Savings on Pardons, Bribes, and Cabinet Seats
White House Black Friday Sale: HUGE Savings on Pardons, Bribes, and Cabinet Seats - Unsourced News
The White House’s Black Friday Sale has drawn thousands hoping to score deep discounts on pardons, bribes, and, cabinet seats
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November 28, 2025 at 1:58 PM
White House Black Friday Sale: HUGE Savings on Pardons, Bribes, and Cabinet Seats
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Thanksgiving Conversation Devolves Into Just Stating Things Dog Is Currently Doing https://theonion.com/thanksgiving-conversation-devolves-into-just-stating-th-1840069525/
November 27, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Thanksgiving Conversation Devolves Into Just Stating Things Dog Is Currently Doing https://theonion.com/thanksgiving-conversation-devolves-into-just-stating-th-1840069525/
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Melania Unveils This Years White House Christmas Decor: A Bare, Cold Corridor Symbolizing the Emptiness of the Human Soul
Melania Unveils This Years White House Christmas Decor: A Bare, Cold Corridor Symbolizing the Emptiness of the Human Soul - Unsourced News
First Lady Melania Trump today unveiled her final White House Christmas decoration theme: "The Emptiness of the Human Soul."
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November 25, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Melania Unveils This Years White House Christmas Decor: A Bare, Cold Corridor Symbolizing the Emptiness of the Human Soul
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Turkey Pardoned by Trump Arrested for Soliciting Underage Chicks
Turkey Pardoned by Trump Arrested for Soliciting Underage Chicks - Unsourced News
The Thanksgiving turkey pardoned by President Trump has been arrested days later for allegedly soliciting underage chicks.
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November 24, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Turkey Pardoned by Trump Arrested for Soliciting Underage Chicks
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White House Touts Affordability Of Hay-Based Thanksgiving Dishes https://theonion.com/white-house-touts-affordability-of-hay-based-thanksgiving-dishes/
November 26, 2025 at 7:00 PM
White House Touts Affordability Of Hay-Based Thanksgiving Dishes https://theonion.com/white-house-touts-affordability-of-hay-based-thanksgiving-dishes/
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Frothing Hegseth Claims Only Way to Prevent Future Wars Is to “Start Them All Right Now!”
Frothing Hegseth Claims Only Way to Prevent Future Wars Is to "Start Them All Right Now!" - Unsourced News
Pete Hegseth announced that the best way to ensure lasting global peace is to simply start every possible war immediately.
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November 25, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Frothing Hegseth Claims Only Way to Prevent Future Wars Is to “Start Them All Right Now!”
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Lindsey Halligan could face potential disbarment over her actions in the cases involving President Donald Trump's enemies former FBI director James Comey and New York Attorney General Letitia James, an analyst said Monday.
'Doesn't look good for her': Halligan gets warning she could now be disbarred
Lindsey Halligan could face potential disbarment over her actions in the cases involving President Donald Trump's enemies former FBI director James Comey and New York Attorney General Letitia James, an analyst said Monday. Bradley Moss, a national security attorney, told CNN that Halligan's career f...
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November 24, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Lindsey Halligan could face potential disbarment over her actions in the cases involving President Donald Trump's enemies former FBI director James Comey and New York Attorney General Letitia James, an analyst said Monday.
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Coast Guard Classifies ‘Mom’ Tattoos as Emotionally Compromised Nautical Extremism
Coast Guard Classifies ‘Mom’ Tattoos as Emotionally Compromised Nautical Extremism - Unsourced News
The U.S. Coast Guard announced that the classic “Mom” tattoo will now be classified as “Emotionally Compromised Nautical Extremism.”
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November 21, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Coast Guard Classifies ‘Mom’ Tattoos as Emotionally Compromised Nautical Extremism
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Coast Guard Backtracks On Plan To Reclassify Swastikas As Mascot https://theonion.com/coast-guard-backtracks-on-plan-to-reclassify-swastikas-as-mascot/
November 24, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Coast Guard Backtracks On Plan To Reclassify Swastikas As Mascot https://theonion.com/coast-guard-backtracks-on-plan-to-reclassify-swastikas-as-mascot/
That strange feeling you get when the president is nice to someone who doesn't oppress people for a living.
November 21, 2025 at 11:34 PM
That strange feeling you get when the president is nice to someone who doesn't oppress people for a living.
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Shredder, Mr. Clean, and Anthropomorphic Sharpie Observed Outside DoJ as Epstein Review Begins
Shredder, Mr. Clean, and Anthropomorphic Sharpie Observed Outside DoJ as Epstein Review Begins - Unsourced News
Shredder, Mr. Clean, and a Sharpie were sharing a cigarette behind the DoJ just minutes before the GOP’s Epstein file review began.
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November 20, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Shredder, Mr. Clean, and Anthropomorphic Sharpie Observed Outside DoJ as Epstein Review Begins
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Trump Sentences Seditious Democrats to an Hour Listening to Stephen Miller Talk
November 21, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Trump Sentences Seditious Democrats to an Hour Listening to Stephen Miller Talk
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“My funeral will draw MILLIONS!” he claimed.
Trump Boasts That His Funeral Will Have Much Bigger Turnout Than Cheney’s
"My funeral will draw MILLIONS!" he claimed.
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November 20, 2025 at 4:51 PM
“My funeral will draw MILLIONS!” he claimed.
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Executive Order Establishes National Registry of Sex Offenders in Need of Presidential Pardons
Executive Order Establishes National Registry of Sex Offenders in Need of Presidential Pardons - Unsourced News
President Trump this week signed an Executive Order establishing a National Registry of Sex Offenders in Need of Presidential Pardons.
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November 19, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Executive Order Establishes National Registry of Sex Offenders in Need of Presidential Pardons
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19 Clips of Trump Demeaning Female Reporters in Last Few Months
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19 Clips of Trump Demeaning Female Reporters in Last Few Months
Trump reserves particular venom for the women who cover him.
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November 19, 2025 at 10:52 PM
19 Clips of Trump Demeaning Female Reporters in Last Few Months
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Go to Fox News dot com to see (or not see) for yourself
November 19, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Go to Fox News dot com to see (or not see) for yourself
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Entire Global Economy Reportedly Running on One Overheating Nvidia GPU and AI Models Feeding on Reddit Slop
Entire Global Economy Reportedly Running on One Overheating Nvidia GPU and AI Models Feeding on Reddit Slop - Unsourced News
The entire global economy is now running on a single overheating Nvidia GPU and an army of AI models trained exclusively on Reddit slop
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November 19, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Entire Global Economy Reportedly Running on One Overheating Nvidia GPU and AI Models Feeding on Reddit Slop
MBS Gifts Trump a “Journalist Grade” Bone Saw on First Visit to US Since Khashoggi Murder #satire #MBS #humor #politicalsatire
MBS Gifts Trump a "Journalist Grade" Bone Saw on First Visit to US Since Khashoggi Murder - Unsourced News
Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman(MBS) arrived in Washington bearing a limited-edition, gold-plated, “Journalist Grade” bone saw.
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November 19, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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"Quiet, piggy!"
November 19, 2025 at 8:33 AM
"Quiet, piggy!"
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This was gross.
Trump to reporter: "Quiet, piggy!"
Trump to reporter: "Quiet, piggy!"
November 18, 2025 at 4:09 PM
This was gross.
Trump to reporter: "Quiet, piggy!"
Trump to reporter: "Quiet, piggy!"
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Marjorie Taylor Greene: "I was called a traitor by a man that I fought for 6 years for. I gave him my loyalty for free. I've never owed him anything. Let me tell you what a traitor is -- a traitor is an American that serves foreign countries."
November 18, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Marjorie Taylor Greene: "I was called a traitor by a man that I fought for 6 years for. I gave him my loyalty for free. I've never owed him anything. Let me tell you what a traitor is -- a traitor is an American that serves foreign countries."
Uhhh "Quiet, quiet Piggy"? Are you fucking serious?!
November 18, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Uhhh "Quiet, quiet Piggy"? Are you fucking serious?!
TRUMP: The Epstein files are a hoax!...
...that I have told the DoJ to investigate with regard to Democrats.
...that I have told the DoJ to investigate with regard to Democrats.
November 17, 2025 at 5:50 PM
TRUMP: The Epstein files are a hoax!...
...that I have told the DoJ to investigate with regard to Democrats.
...that I have told the DoJ to investigate with regard to Democrats.
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Giving Ghislaine puppy time is NOT what they meant when they said "take the dog to the groomer"
November 17, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Giving Ghislaine puppy time is NOT what they meant when they said "take the dog to the groomer"