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Expensive therapist makes higher quality “mmmm” sounds
Expensive therapist makes higher quality “mmmm” sounds
“No matter how dark and personal I got, she’d say ‘mmmm’ in a way that sounded so understanding. Those fifty minutes were worth every penny of the $1750 she charged.”
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November 10, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Expensive therapist makes higher quality “mmmm” sounds
Rogers commemorates Blue Jays World Series Run with new statue of Ted Rogers
Rogers commemorates Blue Jays World Series Run with new statue of Ted Rogers
TORONTO - Rogers Communications, proud owner of the only Major League Baseball team in Canada, revealed plans to celebrate their 2025 World Series run with a second statue of company founder Ted Roger...
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November 10, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Rogers commemorates Blue Jays World Series Run with new statue of Ted Rogers
Carney adds more deficits to budget while nobody paying attention
Carney adds more deficits to budget while nobody paying attention
OTTAWA - Amid a week of heavily-publicized upheaval in the Conservative caucus, Prime Minister Mark Carney is currently adding even larger deficit spending after realizing that nobody is paying any at...
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November 10, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Carney adds more deficits to budget while nobody paying attention
Once again millions of Canadians literally forget how to drive after first snowfall
Once again millions of Canadians literally forget how to drive after first snowfall
OTTAWA – Ministry of Transportation offices across Canada are once again finding themselves overrun with what has become a familiar sight each winter, as hundreds of thousands of Canadians must restar...
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November 9, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Once again millions of Canadians literally forget how to drive after first snowfall
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Makeup-free woman actually is pretty tired, thank you for noticing
Makeup-free woman actually is pretty tired, thank you for noticing
TORONTO - Felicity McMurray, 33, was overwhelmed with gratitude on Monday after she accidentally left the house without makeup and received constant concerned observations about how utterly exhausted ...
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November 8, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Makeup-free woman actually is pretty tired, thank you for noticing
Poilievre prevents more MPs from leaving party by locking doors, swallowing key
Poilievre prevents more MPs from leaving party by locking doors, swallowing key
OTTAWA – In an effort to prevent any more defections from caucus, party leader Pierre Poilievre has reportedly locked all Conservative MPs in an undisclosed room in Parliament Hill before swallowing the key.
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November 7, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Poilievre prevents more MPs from leaving party by locking doors, swallowing key
Canadian reality TV star threatens to go full Karen on most powerful elected official in NYC
Canadian multimillionaire and Shark Tank guy Kevin O'Leary went on TV to say he's upset Zohran won't talk to him: "I and others who invest in real estate have tried to get a meeting to figure out what's rhetoric and what's policy. So far for me it's been crickets."
November 7, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Canadian reality TV star threatens to go full Karen on most powerful elected official in NYC
Conservative MP thinking of crossing floor wakes up with severed head of a John A. Macdonald statue in his bed
Conservative MP thinking of crossing floor wakes up with severed head of a John A. Macdonald statue in his bed
OTTAWA – Milton Smolyak, a “red tory” who has been rumoured to be mulling over a switch to the Liberal Party, woke up this morning with the severed head of a John A. Macdonald statue in his bed. “I wa...
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November 7, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Conservative MP thinking of crossing floor wakes up with severed head of a John A. Macdonald statue in his bed
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November 6, 2025 at 8:55 PM
We're giving the military how much?! With @clareblackwood.bsky.social @ianmmacintyre.bsky.social and @mmmegan.bsky.social
We ranked the NDP leadership candidates by how likely they are to disappoint you
We ranked the NDP leadership candidates by how likely they are to disappoint you
After Jagmeet Singh’s disastrous run of the NDP has shown, left wing politicians will always disappoint you.
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November 6, 2025 at 6:06 PM
We ranked the NDP leadership candidates by how likely they are to disappoint you
Carney reduces Trudeau’s tree planting program from 2 billion trees to 2 (podcast)
Carney reduces Trudeau's tree planting program from 2 billion trees to 2
“It’s a minor revision to the program’s goals.” Luke and the Panel (Ian MacIntyre, Clare Blackwood and Megan MacKay) dive into the details of Mark Carney’s budget, speculate on the politics of getting...
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November 6, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Carney reduces Trudeau’s tree planting program from 2 billion trees to 2 (podcast)
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Poilievre to floor-crossing MP: "My leadership style is fine you cuck beta soyboy!"
Poilievre to floor-crossing MP: "My leadership style is fine you cuck beta soyboy!"
OTTAWA - With Yarmouth MP Chris d’Entremont crossing the floor from the Conservatives to the Liberals due to "Poilievre's leadership style", the CPC leader has responded "My leadership style is the ab...
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November 5, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Poilievre to floor-crossing MP: "My leadership style is fine you cuck beta soyboy!"
We all need a dream. Help Clare throw a heater right across the Blue Jays home plate! (chewing tobacco optional)
I have decided that my only goal for 2026 is to somehow throw the first pitch at a Blue Jays game on behalf of @thebeaverton.com. We can make it happen, friends. I believe in us.
November 6, 2025 at 3:03 AM
We all need a dream. Help Clare throw a heater right across the Blue Jays home plate! (chewing tobacco optional)
Complex, timeless masterpiece of classical music conjures up only images of cartoon rabbit in drag
Complex, timeless masterpiece of classical music conjures up only images of cartoon rabbit in drag
CORNWALL, ON ― 39-year-old landscaper Talia Arsenault became painfully aware of her total lack of refinement recently, when a symphony that had weathered centuries of cultural change thanks to its sti...
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November 5, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Complex, timeless masterpiece of classical music conjures up only images of cartoon rabbit in drag
Poilievre to floor-crossing MP: "My leadership style is fine you cuck beta soyboy!"
Poilievre to floor-crossing MP: "My leadership style is fine you cuck beta soyboy!"
OTTAWA - With Yarmouth MP Chris d’Entremont crossing the floor from the Conservatives to the Liberals due to "Poilievre's leadership style", the CPC leader has responded "My leadership style is the ab...
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November 5, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Poilievre to floor-crossing MP: "My leadership style is fine you cuck beta soyboy!"
Katy Perry smiles politely as Trudeau describes himself as “the Canadian Mamdani”
Katy Perry smiles politely as Trudeau describes himself as “the Canadian Mamdani”
OTTAWA - Onlookers at high end restaurant La Rivière report spotting celebrity couple Katy Perry and Justin Trudeau on a recent date, during which the former Prime Minister repeatedly drew favourable ...
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November 5, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Katy Perry smiles politely as Trudeau describes himself as “the Canadian Mamdani”
New podcast just dropped!
-Carney gives all our money to the Armed Forces
-Conservative MP crosses the floor
-We pour one out for our beloved Blue Jays
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-Carney gives all our money to the Armed Forces
-Conservative MP crosses the floor
-We pour one out for our beloved Blue Jays
+ More!
Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/3Ej4...
November 5, 2025 at 2:32 PM
New podcast just dropped!
-Carney gives all our money to the Armed Forces
-Conservative MP crosses the floor
-We pour one out for our beloved Blue Jays
+ More!
Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/3Ej4...
-Carney gives all our money to the Armed Forces
-Conservative MP crosses the floor
-We pour one out for our beloved Blue Jays
+ More!
Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/3Ej4...
President Trump pardons the Hamburglar
President Trump pardons the Hamburglar
McDonalds, D.C. - US President Donald Trump has added to his list of pardons another well-known criminal, McDonald’s mascot The Hamburglar.
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November 4, 2025 at 10:20 PM
President Trump pardons the Hamburglar