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American media’s cowardice no match for Canadian media’s incompetence
American media’s cowardice no match for Canadian media’s incompetence
TORONTO – As CBS News under Bari Weiss leads the charge of American media kowtowing to the Trump administration by deleting a story about the torture of migrants, there is one thing they didn’t count ...
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December 23, 2025 at 3:34 PM
American media’s cowardice no match for Canadian media’s incompetence
5 manly masculine grooming kits for your disgusting boyfriend
5 manly masculine grooming kits for your disgusting boyfriend
‘Tis the season! It’s that faithful time of year where folks all over the country step up to the plate and give their significant others something utterly useless and mismatched to their personality.
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December 22, 2025 at 11:29 PM
5 manly masculine grooming kits for your disgusting boyfriend
2025's Big New CBC Star... Pierre Poilievre?!?
How did Pierre fare on the CBC? Luke, Ian, and @clareblackwood.bsky.social survey the wreckage.
How did Pierre fare on the CBC? Luke, Ian, and @clareblackwood.bsky.social survey the wreckage.
December 22, 2025 at 10:10 PM
2025's Big New CBC Star... Pierre Poilievre?!?
How did Pierre fare on the CBC? Luke, Ian, and @clareblackwood.bsky.social survey the wreckage.
How did Pierre fare on the CBC? Luke, Ian, and @clareblackwood.bsky.social survey the wreckage.
Carney urges Canadians to make holiday donations to struggling shareholders
Carney urges Canadians to make holiday donations to struggling shareholders
OTTAWA - In light of economic difficulties facing the nation, Prime Minister Mark Carney reminded Canadians to pause their own holiday celebrations and give generously to billionaire shareholders whos...
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December 22, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Carney urges Canadians to make holiday donations to struggling shareholders
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Trudeau unsure how many autographed headshots Katy Perry will want for Christmas
Trudeau unsure how many autographed headshots Katy Perry will want for Christmas
OTTAWA - Finishing out the last of his holiday shopping, former Prime Minister Justin Trudeau has reportedly asked aides how many autographed 8x10 photographs of himself to gift to his new girlfriend,...
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December 20, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Trudeau unsure how many autographed headshots Katy Perry will want for Christmas
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Parliament’s Elf On The Shelf turns out to be Pierre Poilievre in a little scarf
Parliament's Elf On The Shelf turns out to be Pierre Poilievre in a little scarf
OTTAWA - Shockwaves spread throughout the House this week when staffers realized that the vaguely threatening elf watching their every move was actually the leader of the Opposition in a festive winte...
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December 17, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Parliament’s Elf On The Shelf turns out to be Pierre Poilievre in a little scarf
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Canadian economy rallies as #1 export now Heated Rivalry
Canadian economy rallies as #1 export now Heated Rivalry
OTTAWA - Canada's economy, which has spent the year reeling due to American tariffs, is finishing the year strong thanks to the country's new chief export, the gay hockey-romance drama Heated Rivalry.
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December 19, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Canadian economy rallies as #1 export now Heated Rivalry
Trudeau unsure how many autographed headshots Katy Perry will want for Christmas
Trudeau unsure how many autographed headshots Katy Perry will want for Christmas
OTTAWA - Finishing out the last of his holiday shopping, former Prime Minister Justin Trudeau has reportedly asked aides how many autographed 8x10 photographs of himself to gift to his new girlfriend,...
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December 20, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Trudeau unsure how many autographed headshots Katy Perry will want for Christmas
Local woman goes into hiding after co-worker finds her tumblr
Local woman goes into hiding after co-worker finds her tumblr
SURREY, BC – Local accounts supervisor Megan Carlyle, has left behind all traces of her former life after learning that an office acquaintance stumbled upon her tumblr page.
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December 20, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Local woman goes into hiding after co-worker finds her tumblr
Michael Ma - Crossing the Floor for Christmas Parties??
Luke Gordon Field, @clareblackwood.bsky.social, and Ian discuss the reason for the season.
Luke Gordon Field, @clareblackwood.bsky.social, and Ian discuss the reason for the season.
December 19, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Michael Ma - Crossing the Floor for Christmas Parties??
Luke Gordon Field, @clareblackwood.bsky.social, and Ian discuss the reason for the season.
Luke Gordon Field, @clareblackwood.bsky.social, and Ian discuss the reason for the season.
Canadian economy rallies as #1 export now Heated Rivalry
Canadian economy rallies as #1 export now Heated Rivalry
OTTAWA - Canada's economy, which has spent the year reeling due to American tariffs, is finishing the year strong thanks to the country's new chief export, the gay hockey-romance drama Heated Rivalry.
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December 19, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Canadian economy rallies as #1 export now Heated Rivalry
Looking for the perfect last-minute Christmas gift for the person who has everything...except laughter? (and who lives in reasonable proximity to Edmonton, Alberta, Canada). Get tickets to our upcoming live show right here: www.ticketweb.ca/event/the-be...
December 18, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Looking for the perfect last-minute Christmas gift for the person who has everything...except laughter? (and who lives in reasonable proximity to Edmonton, Alberta, Canada). Get tickets to our upcoming live show right here: www.ticketweb.ca/event/the-be...
Carney asks Santa for majority government, some scratch-offs
Carney asks Santa for majority government, some scratch-offs
“Also a nice pair of socks.” Luke and the Panel (Ian MacIntyre and Clare Blackwood) talk the Liberals’ scheme to get Conservative MPs to cross floor, Poilievre’s disastrous CBC interview, and the imme...
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December 18, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Carney asks Santa for majority government, some scratch-offs
Stranger Things to eventually release Season 5, Volume 4: Chapters 9-17 - Acts One and Two
Stranger Things to eventually release Season 6, Volume 2: Part One - Act Two
Hawkins, Indiana - Netflix has announced that they plan to release the highly anticipated potential conclusion to Stranger Things, eventually.
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December 17, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Stranger Things to eventually release Season 5, Volume 4: Chapters 9-17 - Acts One and Two
Parliament’s Elf On The Shelf turns out to be Pierre Poilievre in a little scarf
Parliament's Elf On The Shelf turns out to be Pierre Poilievre in a little scarf
OTTAWA - Shockwaves spread throughout the House this week when staffers realized that the vaguely threatening elf watching their every move was actually the leader of the Opposition in a festive winte...
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December 17, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Parliament’s Elf On The Shelf turns out to be Pierre Poilievre in a little scarf
New podcast!
-Carney gets a new Liberal MP for Christmas
-Poilievre gets new questions about his leadership
-This weekend's tragedies immediately become political fodder
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-Carney gets a new Liberal MP for Christmas
-Poilievre gets new questions about his leadership
-This weekend's tragedies immediately become political fodder
+More
Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/3KUw...
Carney asks Santa for Majority, Scratch Lottery Tickets
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December 17, 2025 at 3:56 PM
New podcast!
-Carney gets a new Liberal MP for Christmas
-Poilievre gets new questions about his leadership
-This weekend's tragedies immediately become political fodder
+More
Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/3KUw...
-Carney gets a new Liberal MP for Christmas
-Poilievre gets new questions about his leadership
-This weekend's tragedies immediately become political fodder
+More
Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/3KUw...
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New Canadian trade deal with India only allows for 1 assassination per year
New Canadian trade deal with India only allows for 1 assassination per year
OTTAWA - Prime Minister Mark Carney and Indian Prime Minister Narendra Modi have reportedly outlined a first draft of the Comprehensive Economic Partnership Agreement, which includes a sub-clause limi...
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December 16, 2025 at 6:03 PM
New Canadian trade deal with India only allows for 1 assassination per year