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November 10, 2025 at 2:29 PM
“Look at this John Chretien guy, strangling a protestor, kind of seems fun actually.”

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November 9, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Haha, yes, we certainly haven't been doing just that for almost a decade...
November 8, 2025 at 5:30 PM
“These extra-stabby pins are really (ouch!) helping me to imagine the pain and (OW!) bravery of our (Son of a…) Canadian (DAMMIT!) servicemen (YEOWCH!) and (OW!) women (RRRrrr…)”

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November 8, 2025 at 5:23 PM
That line was written by a Nova Scotian, honest!
November 8, 2025 at 4:22 PM
“How dare DUMB-tremont accuse me of being overly negative, with his stupid Nova Scotia fisherman mouth!”

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November 8, 2025 at 3:33 PM
“Hoodlum” indeed.
November 8, 2025 at 1:48 AM
We have long been pro-furry, as the name "The Beaverton" attests.
November 7, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Finally, data we can use! Thanks!
November 7, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Where do we sign up for that "adversary money"?
November 7, 2025 at 5:28 AM