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Next up at the Kennedy Center: a concert of sad trombones
December 26, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Next up at the Kennedy Center: a concert of sad trombones
Hegseth Orders Strike on North Pole Narcoterrorist
December 24, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Hegseth Orders Strike on North Pole Narcoterrorist
“Someone tried to slip some news into this past Sunday’s episode of ‘60 Minutes,’” a visibly angry Weiss told the CBS newsroom. “Fortunately, I was able to catch it in time.”
Bari Weiss Declares CBS Will Have Zero Tolerance for News
“Someone tried to slip some news into this past Sunday’s episode of ‘60 Minutes,’” Weiss said. “Fortunately, I was able to catch it in time.”
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December 24, 2025 at 1:15 PM
“Someone tried to slip some news into this past Sunday’s episode of ‘60 Minutes,’” a visibly angry Weiss told the CBS newsroom. “Fortunately, I was able to catch it in time.”
It’s such a sublime example of the epic stupidity of CBS’s nepo baby owner that he banned a 60 Minutes segment and somehow forgot that Canada could still air it
December 24, 2025 at 1:02 AM
It’s such a sublime example of the epic stupidity of CBS’s nepo baby owner that he banned a 60 Minutes segment and somehow forgot that Canada could still air it
Masterpieces by a two-time Pulitzer winner.
The Best Political Cartoons of 2025
From a two-time Pulitzer winner.
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December 23, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Masterpieces by a two-time Pulitzer winner.
When Bari Weiss and CBS decided to censor the report on El Salvador’s brutal prison, they didn’t realize that bootlegged copies would surface. Please share it with everyone you know and drive these fascists crazy.
From the Trumpvirus community on Reddit: 60 Minutes - Inside CECOT - Bootlegged episode not aired in USA
Explore this post and more from the Trumpvirus community
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December 23, 2025 at 2:51 AM
When Bari Weiss and CBS decided to censor the report on El Salvador’s brutal prison, they didn’t realize that bootlegged copies would surface. Please share it with everyone you know and drive these fascists crazy.
Elise Stefanik’s exit from politics is enough to make even the most ardent atheist reconsider things.
The Best Thing That Happened in 2025
A genuine cause for celebration.
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December 22, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Elise Stefanik’s exit from politics is enough to make even the most ardent atheist reconsider things.
The Ellisons’ plan to install Bari Weiss and turn CBS News into a Trump mouthpiece is underway. We don’t need another Fox. Boycott CBS.
December 22, 2025 at 3:08 AM
The Ellisons’ plan to install Bari Weiss and turn CBS News into a Trump mouthpiece is underway. We don’t need another Fox. Boycott CBS.
White House Struggles to Explain Sharpie Stains on Trump’s Hand
December 20, 2025 at 7:32 PM
White House Struggles to Explain Sharpie Stains on Trump’s Hand
Trump should be redacted from the presidency
December 20, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Trump should be redacted from the presidency
The unexpected departure of Elise Stefanik from politics is enough to make even the most ardent atheist reconsider things.
December 20, 2025 at 12:46 PM
The unexpected departure of Elise Stefanik from politics is enough to make even the most ardent atheist reconsider things.
I break down Trump's bananas speech
December 19, 2025 at 8:02 PM
I break down Trump's bananas speech
As long as we're renaming buildings
December 19, 2025 at 7:52 PM
As long as we're renaming buildings
How dare Susie Wiles say Trump has an alcoholic personality when he's so clearly a cokehead
December 19, 2025 at 7:42 PM
How dare Susie Wiles say Trump has an alcoholic personality when he's so clearly a cokehead
When this shitshow is over, all the assets of the Trump family should be seized to pay for the reconstruction of the USA.
December 19, 2025 at 2:08 PM
When this shitshow is over, all the assets of the Trump family should be seized to pay for the reconstruction of the USA.
Trump Renames RFK Jr. “Bobby Trump Kennedy”
December 19, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Trump Renames RFK Jr. “Bobby Trump Kennedy”
If Trump really wants to put his name on something I nominate Chernobyl
December 19, 2025 at 12:45 AM
If Trump really wants to put his name on something I nominate Chernobyl
Pam Bondi Passes Out from Sharpie Fumes after Redaction Marathon
December 18, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Pam Bondi Passes Out from Sharpie Fumes after Redaction Marathon
To thank you for reading and sharing my stuff this year, I have a holiday gift for you!
A Holiday Gift from Me to You!
Happy Holidays from TBR
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December 18, 2025 at 4:43 PM
To thank you for reading and sharing my stuff this year, I have a holiday gift for you!
Trump Thanks Former Honduras President for Cocaine That Enabled Him to Stay Awake While Speaking
December 18, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Trump Thanks Former Honduras President for Cocaine That Enabled Him to Stay Awake While Speaking
Trump just said one thing about his 2nd term that I agree with: “No one’s seen anything like it.”
December 18, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Trump just said one thing about his 2nd term that I agree with: “No one’s seen anything like it.”
“Jake must be writing one helluva long book.”
Biden Eagerly Anticipating Jake Tapper’s Book About Trump’s Mental Decline
“Jake must be writing one helluva long book," the former president said.
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December 17, 2025 at 1:50 PM
“Jake must be writing one helluva long book.”
Trump dismisses Susie Wiles’s claims: “if I had an alcoholic personality, I couldn’t be president. I’d be Secretary of Defense.”
December 16, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Trump dismisses Susie Wiles’s claims: “if I had an alcoholic personality, I couldn’t be president. I’d be Secretary of Defense.”
Three DHS agents manhandled this tiny 75-year-old woman who was peacefully protesting in front of ICE headquarters in Portland, Oregon. The corporate media is refusing to cover the story. Click to watch the video, and please share.
The Hero We Need Now
How a tiny 75-year-old woman stood up to Kristi Noem’s goons.
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December 16, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Three DHS agents manhandled this tiny 75-year-old woman who was peacefully protesting in front of ICE headquarters in Portland, Oregon. The corporate media is refusing to cover the story. Click to watch the video, and please share.
The proposal drew widespread support from Americans, a majority asserting that they had already considered implementing such a plan since January of this year.
Republicans Finally Unveil Healthcare Plan: ‘Americans Must Move to Canada’
“Under this plan, the American people will receive full access to the doctors, hospitals, and medications they deserve,” House Speaker Mike Johnson declared.
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December 15, 2025 at 2:42 PM
The proposal drew widespread support from Americans, a majority asserting that they had already considered implementing such a plan since January of this year.