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kate
@katertot.bsky.social
· Dec 22
probably the cutest thing about me is I taught over zoom during the pandemic, and I made special header photos for my online class with little scenes I created in animal crossing.
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what do you call the complete and utter implosion of the life of one of the more prominent members of the royal family? a good start
February 19, 2026 at 1:19 PM
what do you call the complete and utter implosion of the life of one of the more prominent members of the royal family? a good start
having a huge bowl of mashed potatoes for dinner
February 18, 2026 at 11:12 PM
having a huge bowl of mashed potatoes for dinner
look all im saying is I think its weird that I turn on my tv and it knows that robert duvall died. I dont want my tv to know anything
February 18, 2026 at 1:42 PM
look all im saying is I think its weird that I turn on my tv and it knows that robert duvall died. I dont want my tv to know anything
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this morning, THIS little creature crawled inside my sweatshirt, stuck her head out the neck hole, put her face right next to my face, and proceeded to GAG violently right next to my face (so I thought she was going to THROW UP IN MY MOUTH). I will never emotionally recover from this
February 17, 2026 at 2:22 AM
this morning, THIS little creature crawled inside my sweatshirt, stuck her head out the neck hole, put her face right next to my face, and proceeded to GAG violently right next to my face (so I thought she was going to THROW UP IN MY MOUTH). I will never emotionally recover from this
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saw this movie in theaters yesterday and i genuinely had tears in my eyes from laughing too hard while watching. its the movie of 2026 already for me and will be hard to beat. if its in theaters near you you absolutely need to see it
February 16, 2026 at 5:27 PM
saw this movie in theaters yesterday and i genuinely had tears in my eyes from laughing too hard while watching. its the movie of 2026 already for me and will be hard to beat. if its in theaters near you you absolutely need to see it
every episode of grand designs I watch is just like a countdown to covid lmao
February 14, 2026 at 2:24 PM
every episode of grand designs I watch is just like a countdown to covid lmao
god forbid a woman has hobbies
February 13, 2026 at 11:42 AM
god forbid a woman has hobbies
I can't sleep & I have an 8.5 hour first aid/CPR class today 😫
February 13, 2026 at 9:46 AM
I can't sleep & I have an 8.5 hour first aid/CPR class today 😫
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i would rather disable all audio devices in my life and never make or listen to music ever again than unmute this eleven second video
RFK Jr: I'm not scared of a germ. I used to snort cocaine off of toilet seats.
February 12, 2026 at 8:15 PM
i would rather disable all audio devices in my life and never make or listen to music ever again than unmute this eleven second video
have an eye exam today and ive already been dreading the little puff of air test/thing for several days 😫
February 12, 2026 at 3:06 PM
have an eye exam today and ive already been dreading the little puff of air test/thing for several days 😫
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"I asked my 'AI assistant' to turn itself off and make the icon go away. He said he couldn't. That's not much of an 'assistant' now, is it?"
February 12, 2026 at 4:02 AM
"I asked my 'AI assistant' to turn itself off and make the icon go away. He said he couldn't. That's not much of an 'assistant' now, is it?"
@scottaukerman.bsky.social does he sing?
@normcharlatan.bsky.social know there’s a lot going on but wanted to make sure you saw this
February 12, 2026 at 2:00 AM
@scottaukerman.bsky.social does he sing?
I swear to god if I have to pay several hundred dollars to take another test to prove I speak english I am going to crash the fuck out
February 11, 2026 at 5:52 PM
I swear to god if I have to pay several hundred dollars to take another test to prove I speak english I am going to crash the fuck out
not the georgian ice dancers performing to "pretty fly for a white guy" lmaoooo
February 9, 2026 at 8:03 PM
not the georgian ice dancers performing to "pretty fly for a white guy" lmaoooo
unfortunately I am at the dentist when all I want is to be at home watching the olympics
February 9, 2026 at 6:10 PM
unfortunately I am at the dentist when all I want is to be at home watching the olympics
a piece of chicken, a piece of broccoli, a corn tortilla, and one other thing (a human ear)
Mike Tyson on the MAHA diet…of freakin ears!!!
February 9, 2026 at 2:13 AM
a piece of chicken, a piece of broccoli, a corn tortilla, and one other thing (a human ear)
real 30 rock fans will remember that the reason they're showing bon jovi so much during the superbowl is because he's under contract as nbc's artist in residence so he has to be there
February 9, 2026 at 12:22 AM
real 30 rock fans will remember that the reason they're showing bon jovi so much during the superbowl is because he's under contract as nbc's artist in residence so he has to be there
guess who bought an immersion blender this week?!
February 8, 2026 at 10:58 PM
guess who bought an immersion blender this week?!
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give me the ferments
and free my soul
I’m only eatin yogurt
at the super bowl
I’m RFK
and free my soul
I’m only eatin yogurt
at the super bowl
I’m RFK
RFK Jr on what he'll eat during the Super Bowl: "I am on a carnivore diet so I just eat meat and ferments, and I'm very happy with that. So I'm probably going to have yogurt."
February 8, 2026 at 6:45 PM
give me the ferments
and free my soul
I’m only eatin yogurt
at the super bowl
I’m RFK
and free my soul
I’m only eatin yogurt
at the super bowl
I’m RFK
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Never Forget
February 10, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Never Forget
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happy happy birthday to my amazing partner @meatcastlegameware.com !!!!!!! can't wait to see what the next year will bring!
February 7, 2026 at 3:12 PM
happy happy birthday to my amazing partner @meatcastlegameware.com !!!!!!! can't wait to see what the next year will bring!