Microplastics Sommelier
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Boston area coffee-milk advocate ⚓️ | Astro PhD 🔭 | he/him | Exact Same Politics As You
Reskeets = Endorsing me as a person
Boston area coffee-milk advocate ⚓️ | Astro PhD 🔭 | he/him | Exact Same Politics As You
Reskeets = Endorsing me as a person
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the 80s had a high density of celebrities whose authenticity was hard to figure out, as a kid. like, was Mr. T a real guy? he was like that in shows/movies but also in interviews? or pee wee, elvira, max headroom, various wrestlers. even alf was on celebrity squares. it was a confusing time.
2040
Guy 1: You see the Stancil docu-series on the Taco Bell app?
Guy 2: We're still on the Vine+ one, Do Something. Just watched the ICE ep, before his senate run.
Guy 1: Be ready for it to get weird. Never Logging Off interviews the FBI guys they made track his posts. They kept quitting.
Guy 1: You see the Stancil docu-series on the Taco Bell app?
Guy 2: We're still on the Vine+ one, Do Something. Just watched the ICE ep, before his senate run.
Guy 1: Be ready for it to get weird. Never Logging Off interviews the FBI guys they made track his posts. They kept quitting.
February 4, 2026 at 12:41 AM
2040
Guy 1: You see the Stancil docu-series on the Taco Bell app?
Guy 2: We're still on the Vine+ one, Do Something. Just watched the ICE ep, before his senate run.
Guy 1: Be ready for it to get weird. Never Logging Off interviews the FBI guys they made track his posts. They kept quitting.
Guy 1: You see the Stancil docu-series on the Taco Bell app?
Guy 2: We're still on the Vine+ one, Do Something. Just watched the ICE ep, before his senate run.
Guy 1: Be ready for it to get weird. Never Logging Off interviews the FBI guys they made track his posts. They kept quitting.
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georgia and green bay need to hash out between them who’s gonna use that G. we don’t care who gets it but it can only be one, this has gone on long enough.
February 3, 2026 at 11:14 PM
georgia and green bay need to hash out between them who’s gonna use that G. we don’t care who gets it but it can only be one, this has gone on long enough.
tough break for fans of sitting and looking
February 3, 2026 at 9:26 PM
tough break for fans of sitting and looking
TEACH THE CONTROVERSY
Did Trump poop himself during executive order signing? Rumor isn't backed up by credible evidence
Rumors suggested attendees of a news conference visibly reacted to the U.S. president audibly defecating.
www.snopes.com
February 3, 2026 at 9:00 PM
TEACH THE CONTROVERSY
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RETVRN to 22 episode non-serialized seasons of 3 camera situation comedies and single camera dramas
The Pitt got greenlit for a season 3, out next February, and the announcement has very funny comment from HBO chairman Casey Bloys that’s like “yeah, turns out if you just make a TV show like how we used to make TV shows you can have a 15+ episode season every year 🤷♂️”
February 3, 2026 at 7:04 PM
RETVRN to 22 episode non-serialized seasons of 3 camera situation comedies and single camera dramas
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I remember some SFF writer talking about how this was the appeal of chosen one/genetic supermen fantasies. Even if you were in the Star Wars universe, you'd still just be some schmuck. Unless you were had Jedi blood. Then they basically have to teach you how to be cool.
who up feeling inadequate about a fictional school
February 3, 2026 at 1:37 PM
I remember some SFF writer talking about how this was the appeal of chosen one/genetic supermen fantasies. Even if you were in the Star Wars universe, you'd still just be some schmuck. Unless you were had Jedi blood. Then they basically have to teach you how to be cool.
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im building machines that i keep saying will both throw you out of work and allow masked special police forces in service to a lunatic i bought and paid for to recognize your face and check if i agree with your beliefs. im part of a pedophile ring that put this into motion. why are you rude to me
February 3, 2026 at 3:59 PM
im building machines that i keep saying will both throw you out of work and allow masked special police forces in service to a lunatic i bought and paid for to recognize your face and check if i agree with your beliefs. im part of a pedophile ring that put this into motion. why are you rude to me
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i've been reliably informed that today's outrage du jour on the right is that an ice chud lost his drink. it was targeted in a kinetic direct action initiated by the 1st irregular battalion of the minnesota antifascist patriot legion. the operation was a success.
February 3, 2026 at 3:02 AM
i've been reliably informed that today's outrage du jour on the right is that an ice chud lost his drink. it was targeted in a kinetic direct action initiated by the 1st irregular battalion of the minnesota antifascist patriot legion. the operation was a success.
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The misspelling of Academy in the title is so bittersweet
who up feeling inadequate about a fictional school
February 3, 2026 at 4:50 AM
The misspelling of Academy in the title is so bittersweet
who up feeling inadequate about a fictional school
February 3, 2026 at 4:46 AM
who up feeling inadequate about a fictional school
your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they could.
Xfinity has just released its Jurassic Park-themed Super Bowl ad that features a digitally de-aged Sam Neil, Laura Dern, and Jeff Goldblum. https://bit.ly/4rmRhrK
February 3, 2026 at 4:32 AM
your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they could.
FROM: G Hog <pxphilly22@pa.gov>
TO: J E <jeevacation@gmail.com>
SENT: 2014-01-31 17:28:31
SUBJECT: Re: Re: Feb 2
messg received. shadow? what shadow?
> FROM: J E <jeevacation@gmail.com>
> TO: G Hog <pxphilly22@pa.gov>
>
> want early.summer for our events =little stajames. can reciprocate
TO: J E <jeevacation@gmail.com>
SENT: 2014-01-31 17:28:31
SUBJECT: Re: Re: Feb 2
messg received. shadow? what shadow?
> FROM: J E <jeevacation@gmail.com>
> TO: G Hog <pxphilly22@pa.gov>
>
> want early.summer for our events =little stajames. can reciprocate
punxsutawney phil is in the epstein files
February 3, 2026 at 4:29 AM
FROM: G Hog <pxphilly22@pa.gov>
TO: J E <jeevacation@gmail.com>
SENT: 2014-01-31 17:28:31
SUBJECT: Re: Re: Feb 2
messg received. shadow? what shadow?
> FROM: J E <jeevacation@gmail.com>
> TO: G Hog <pxphilly22@pa.gov>
>
> want early.summer for our events =little stajames. can reciprocate
TO: J E <jeevacation@gmail.com>
SENT: 2014-01-31 17:28:31
SUBJECT: Re: Re: Feb 2
messg received. shadow? what shadow?
> FROM: J E <jeevacation@gmail.com>
> TO: G Hog <pxphilly22@pa.gov>
>
> want early.summer for our events =little stajames. can reciprocate
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There should be a mandated shelf life on arguments like "cake vs. pie," "Die Hard is a Christmas movie," or "deep dish pizza isn't pizza." If you mention it after the date, you get a stamp on your head that says, "CRINGE."
February 2, 2026 at 4:04 PM
There should be a mandated shelf life on arguments like "cake vs. pie," "Die Hard is a Christmas movie," or "deep dish pizza isn't pizza." If you mention it after the date, you get a stamp on your head that says, "CRINGE."
how about a little less "nvidia" and a little more "end-of-idiots-bothering-me-online"
February 3, 2026 at 4:04 AM
how about a little less "nvidia" and a little more "end-of-idiots-bothering-me-online"
i've been reliably informed that today's outrage du jour on the right is that an ice chud lost his drink. it was targeted in a kinetic direct action initiated by the 1st irregular battalion of the minnesota antifascist patriot legion. the operation was a success.
February 3, 2026 at 3:02 AM
i've been reliably informed that today's outrage du jour on the right is that an ice chud lost his drink. it was targeted in a kinetic direct action initiated by the 1st irregular battalion of the minnesota antifascist patriot legion. the operation was a success.
it’s the part of winter where i start idly googling stuff like “heat lamp for humans”
February 2, 2026 at 11:31 PM
it’s the part of winter where i start idly googling stuff like “heat lamp for humans”
“and other groundhogs” is an absolutely brutal diss.
February 2, 2026 at 7:33 PM
“and other groundhogs” is an absolutely brutal diss.
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Well I didn't achieve much today, but I did learn about these old Ghanaian movie posters
February 2, 2026 at 2:35 PM
Well I didn't achieve much today, but I did learn about these old Ghanaian movie posters
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if dry january is over why is my skin still so itchy
February 1, 2026 at 7:55 PM
if dry january is over why is my skin still so itchy
performative public lying is a hallmark of far right authoritarian parties
Take a look at this insane image the Illinois College Republicans posted and then read their statement about how they're not trying to excuse or glorify violence.
February 2, 2026 at 2:54 PM
performative public lying is a hallmark of far right authoritarian parties
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you: groundhog day is a perfectly-crafted movie which could not possibly be improved
me:
me:
happy groundhog day (1993) to all who celebrate
February 2, 2026 at 2:37 PM
you: groundhog day is a perfectly-crafted movie which could not possibly be improved
me:
me:
happy groundhog day (1993) to all who celebrate
February 2, 2026 at 1:51 PM
happy groundhog day (1993) to all who celebrate
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/ DONT DO THIS
/ THE WATER UNDERNEATH IS MOVING
/ IF U FALL THRU, UR NOT GETTING BACK 2 UR FALL THRU HOLE
/ U WILL DIE
/ & SINCE THERE'S FLOWING WATER
/ THE ICE MITE NOT BE AS THICC
/ DONT DO THIS
/ THE WATER UNDERNEATH IS MOVING
/ IF U FALL THRU, UR NOT GETTING BACK 2 UR FALL THRU HOLE
/ U WILL DIE
/ & SINCE THERE'S FLOWING WATER
/ THE ICE MITE NOT BE AS THICC
/ DONT DO THIS
February 2, 2026 at 12:59 PM
/ DONT DO THIS
/ THE WATER UNDERNEATH IS MOVING
/ IF U FALL THRU, UR NOT GETTING BACK 2 UR FALL THRU HOLE
/ U WILL DIE
/ & SINCE THERE'S FLOWING WATER
/ THE ICE MITE NOT BE AS THICC
/ DONT DO THIS
/ THE WATER UNDERNEATH IS MOVING
/ IF U FALL THRU, UR NOT GETTING BACK 2 UR FALL THRU HOLE
/ U WILL DIE
/ & SINCE THERE'S FLOWING WATER
/ THE ICE MITE NOT BE AS THICC
/ DONT DO THIS