Microplastics Sommelier
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Boston area coffee-milk advocate ⚓️ | Astro PhD 🔭 | he/him | Exact Same Politics As You
Reskeets = Endorsing me as a person
Boston area coffee-milk advocate ⚓️ | Astro PhD 🔭 | he/him | Exact Same Politics As You
Reskeets = Endorsing me as a person
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the 80s had a high density of celebrities whose authenticity was hard to figure out, as a kid. like, was Mr. T a real guy? he was like that in shows/movies but also in interviews? or pee wee, elvira, max headroom, various wrestlers. even alf was on celebrity squares. it was a confusing time.
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Rebrand "nonconsensual 'AI' revenge porn" as creepfakes. Creeps will still say on X, but everyone loves a good punmanteau.
January 7, 2026 at 1:45 PM
Rebrand "nonconsensual 'AI' revenge porn" as creepfakes. Creeps will still say on X, but everyone loves a good punmanteau.
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i have discovered an eerie coincidence
January 7, 2026 at 1:40 AM
i have discovered an eerie coincidence
somewhere out there, there's car with an ALDISUB plate, and i just hope that they find each other.
Saw a license plate that said LIDLDOM. They're ruling over that low-price grocery store chain!
January 7, 2026 at 5:05 AM
somewhere out there, there's car with an ALDISUB plate, and i just hope that they find each other.
mitochondria? more like mid-ochondira. up top.
January 7, 2026 at 4:06 AM
mitochondria? more like mid-ochondira. up top.
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every seat in a movie theater should have an "I have to pee" button and if enough people press it they should be able to pause the movie
January 7, 2026 at 2:08 AM
every seat in a movie theater should have an "I have to pee" button and if enough people press it they should be able to pause the movie
i have discovered an eerie coincidence
January 7, 2026 at 1:40 AM
i have discovered an eerie coincidence
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One of my language instructors had been a dentist in his country of birth, which meant that he served as a dentist during his conscription there. One day he was called into the commander's office & ordered to treat the cdr's pet monkey, which included an extraction. 🐒🐵🦷🫡
if i won the lottery i wouldn't tell anyone but there would be signs
Ancient Roman officers may have kept pet monkeys to highlight their status
There were many ways in which the elites of ancient Roman society flaunted their wealth. They built vast villas, sponsored extravagant games and imported luxury goods. And military top brass, at least...
phys.org
January 6, 2026 at 5:04 PM
One of my language instructors had been a dentist in his country of birth, which meant that he served as a dentist during his conscription there. One day he was called into the commander's office & ordered to treat the cdr's pet monkey, which included an extraction. 🐒🐵🦷🫡
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nice heights, bro. wuthering?
January 5, 2026 at 10:08 AM
nice heights, bro. wuthering?
we are bringing back intra-white racism and we are bringing it back very strongly
January 6, 2026 at 6:59 PM
we are bringing back intra-white racism and we are bringing it back very strongly
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Remote control Moon Car with Rotating Magic Eye and Space Wand
Source: Tesco’s Toys
Source: Tesco’s Toys
January 6, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Remote control Moon Car with Rotating Magic Eye and Space Wand
Source: Tesco’s Toys
Source: Tesco’s Toys
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This guy here is dead 👇
January 5, 2026 at 7:15 PM
This guy here is dead 👇
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Maybe it's the other way around, like they gave you a monkey if you're an idiot to let everyone know
if i won the lottery i wouldn't tell anyone but there would be signs
Ancient Roman officers may have kept pet monkeys to highlight their status
There were many ways in which the elites of ancient Roman society flaunted their wealth. They built vast villas, sponsored extravagant games and imported luxury goods. And military top brass, at least...
phys.org
January 6, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Maybe it's the other way around, like they gave you a monkey if you're an idiot to let everyone know
if i won the lottery i wouldn't tell anyone but there would be signs
Ancient Roman officers may have kept pet monkeys to highlight their status
There were many ways in which the elites of ancient Roman society flaunted their wealth. They built vast villas, sponsored extravagant games and imported luxury goods. And military top brass, at least...
phys.org
January 6, 2026 at 4:53 PM
if i won the lottery i wouldn't tell anyone but there would be signs
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Crazy to think that Charlie Kirk would still be alive today if Biden’s DOJ had prosecuted him for sending 80 busses of chuds to do January 6th
January 6, 2026 at 2:44 PM
Crazy to think that Charlie Kirk would still be alive today if Biden’s DOJ had prosecuted him for sending 80 busses of chuds to do January 6th
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if you get mad at one of my posts please understand the guy who said that is dead. I’m a whole different guy
January 6, 2026 at 4:11 AM
if you get mad at one of my posts please understand the guy who said that is dead. I’m a whole different guy
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I think if a rat crawled out of the toilet while I was sitting on it, I'd be calm and composed. I'd make a good argument to the rat about how it should crawl back in. I think I could get the rat to respect me, as well
January 6, 2026 at 4:01 AM
I think if a rat crawled out of the toilet while I was sitting on it, I'd be calm and composed. I'd make a good argument to the rat about how it should crawl back in. I think I could get the rat to respect me, as well
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the annoying little jokes will continue until morale improves, and then keep going after that too
January 6, 2026 at 2:25 AM
the annoying little jokes will continue until morale improves, and then keep going after that too
lot of talk about the need for less politics posting on here so please accept these notes i found in the margins of a parenting book our friends gave us
January 6, 2026 at 3:48 AM
lot of talk about the need for less politics posting on here so please accept these notes i found in the margins of a parenting book our friends gave us
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The sole reason I haven’t deleted LinkedIn is the 7-year-long conversation I have with a friend where we exclusively use the suggested auto-replies.
![Chris D'Amore • 5:26 pm
Please
Call me
Now
JUL 12, 2019
[redacted] • 9:49 am
Oh, OK
No problem
All the best
Keep in touch
Chris D'Amore • 10:06 am
Will do
Thanks again
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December 12, 2025 at 7:23 PM
The sole reason I haven’t deleted LinkedIn is the 7-year-long conversation I have with a friend where we exclusively use the suggested auto-replies.
wendy’s? when deez nuts are dragging across ur baked potato, they’re biggie sized
January 6, 2026 at 3:36 AM
wendy’s? when deez nuts are dragging across ur baked potato, they’re biggie sized
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An official NYT response means this is clearly a sore spot for them and people should keep hitting the target
NYT says a Trans News Network interview with ex-NYT editor Billie Jean Sweeney about NYT's gender identity coverage included "factually inaccurate criticisms" (The New York Times Company)
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January 5, 2026 at 10:32 PM
An official NYT response means this is clearly a sore spot for them and people should keep hitting the target