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reminder, if you missed the kickstarter, there’s a limited number of copies of OLNN available on the pop-up store, until we run out. Also ebook versions of that one and TMW25. www.tomtomorrowstore.com
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You may ask "Why play Linus and Lucy without a piano?" I say "Why not?"
m.youtube.com/watch?v=O6NV...
m.youtube.com/watch?v=O6NV...
February 13, 2026 at 12:18 AM
You may ask "Why play Linus and Lucy without a piano?" I say "Why not?"
m.youtube.com/watch?v=O6NV...
m.youtube.com/watch?v=O6NV...
amazing
Actual footage of Vince Guaraldi performing "Linus and Lucy". I'm gobsmacked that this exists, but utterly thrilled too. www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EMf...
Vince Guaraldi - earliest television recording of "Linus and Lucy"
YouTube video by Lee Mendelson Film Productions, Inc.
www.youtube.com
February 13, 2026 at 12:12 AM
amazing
trying to remember, lysenkoism was an overwhelming success that validated the ruling ideology, right?
oh look donald trump has made everything even worse, yet again
Trump: "We are officially terminating the so-called 'endangerment finding'"
February 12, 2026 at 11:42 PM
trying to remember, lysenkoism was an overwhelming success that validated the ruling ideology, right?
super bowl advertising is effective! maybe not how you were hoping.
Ring cancels its partnership with Flock Safety after surveillance backlash
Ring cancels its partnership with Flock Safety after surveillance backlash
Flock off
buff.ly
February 12, 2026 at 11:36 PM
super bowl advertising is effective! maybe not how you were hoping.
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if you can visit the Museum of Jurassic Technology, you should.
anybody who enjoys this flyer will love this book: www.mjtgiftshop.org/collections/...
No One May Ever Have The Same Knowledge Again: Letters to Mount Wilson Observatory 1915-1935
Edited and Transcribed by Sarah Simons The Museum of Jurassic Technology is pleased to present the long awaited publication of No One May Ever Have the Same Knowledge Again, a collection of extraordin...
www.mjtgiftshop.org
February 12, 2026 at 11:21 PM
if you can visit the Museum of Jurassic Technology, you should.
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It’s a mass murder suicide
Breaking News: The Trump administration repealed the bedrock scientific finding that greenhouse gases threaten human life and well being, meaning that the EPA can no longer regulate them. nyti.ms/4rSszQu
February 12, 2026 at 8:47 PM
It’s a mass murder suicide
first couple times I saw this drift past on the TL I assumed it was a joke but no, he actually said it
RFK Jr: I'm not scared of a germ. I used to snort cocaine off of toilet seats.
February 12, 2026 at 8:27 PM
first couple times I saw this drift past on the TL I assumed it was a joke but no, he actually said it
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Everyone who did business with Epstein after his conviction in 2008 knew who he was.
Everyone doing business with Musk right now knows who he is.
Monstrous filth, morally repugnant.
Everyone doing business with Musk right now knows who he is.
Monstrous filth, morally repugnant.
February 12, 2026 at 8:14 PM
Everyone who did business with Epstein after his conviction in 2008 knew who he was.
Everyone doing business with Musk right now knows who he is.
Monstrous filth, morally repugnant.
Everyone doing business with Musk right now knows who he is.
Monstrous filth, morally repugnant.
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I wrote about how they're getting away with it
How Evil Laser Pointer Theory Explains the World
Scandals of seismic proportions are everywhere. We are all cats.
www.theringer.com
February 11, 2026 at 3:13 PM
I wrote about how they're getting away with it
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📣 FLIP TRUMP THE BIRD, Pop-Up Protest
📆 Mon, Feb 16
⏰ 1 – 2 pm
📍 Trump Tower, 725 5th Ave, NY
Rise and Resist invites you to join us for our joyous
🖕🏾🖕🖕🏿PRESIDENTS' DAY FLIP OFF!🖕🏿🖕🖕🏾
Music!🎵Drums! 🥁Dancing!
All expressions welcome, as long as it’s nonviolent.
🎵OleFuckTrump!
📆 Mon, Feb 16
⏰ 1 – 2 pm
📍 Trump Tower, 725 5th Ave, NY
Rise and Resist invites you to join us for our joyous
🖕🏾🖕🖕🏿PRESIDENTS' DAY FLIP OFF!🖕🏿🖕🖕🏾
Music!🎵Drums! 🥁Dancing!
All expressions welcome, as long as it’s nonviolent.
🎵OleFuckTrump!
February 11, 2026 at 9:16 PM
📣 FLIP TRUMP THE BIRD, Pop-Up Protest
📆 Mon, Feb 16
⏰ 1 – 2 pm
📍 Trump Tower, 725 5th Ave, NY
Rise and Resist invites you to join us for our joyous
🖕🏾🖕🖕🏿PRESIDENTS' DAY FLIP OFF!🖕🏿🖕🖕🏾
Music!🎵Drums! 🥁Dancing!
All expressions welcome, as long as it’s nonviolent.
🎵OleFuckTrump!
📆 Mon, Feb 16
⏰ 1 – 2 pm
📍 Trump Tower, 725 5th Ave, NY
Rise and Resist invites you to join us for our joyous
🖕🏾🖕🖕🏿PRESIDENTS' DAY FLIP OFF!🖕🏿🖕🖕🏾
Music!🎵Drums! 🥁Dancing!
All expressions welcome, as long as it’s nonviolent.
🎵OleFuckTrump!
oh look donald trump has made everything even worse, yet again
Trump: "We are officially terminating the so-called 'endangerment finding'"
February 12, 2026 at 6:53 PM
oh look donald trump has made everything even worse, yet again
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it really can't be said enough that this is a person who has dined with the president of the united states
Fuentes then fantasizes about “breeding gulags”: “So just like Hitler imprisoned Gypsies, Jews, communists, you know, all of his political rivals, we have to do the same thing with women… They go to the breeding gulags. The good ones will be liberated. The bad ones will toil in the mines forever.”
February 12, 2026 at 4:11 PM
it really can't be said enough that this is a person who has dined with the president of the united states
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Someone was abducted at 10 AM by ICE on Central Ave. Their coworker says they’ve lived here for over 20 years, are documented, and have 3 kids who were born here.
Don’t be fooled by headlines when they’ve been lying to us the whole time. We still need you out patrolling until every agent is gone.
Don’t be fooled by headlines when they’ve been lying to us the whole time. We still need you out patrolling until every agent is gone.
February 12, 2026 at 5:22 PM
Someone was abducted at 10 AM by ICE on Central Ave. Their coworker says they’ve lived here for over 20 years, are documented, and have 3 kids who were born here.
Don’t be fooled by headlines when they’ve been lying to us the whole time. We still need you out patrolling until every agent is gone.
Don’t be fooled by headlines when they’ve been lying to us the whole time. We still need you out patrolling until every agent is gone.
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Got recommended this woman's videos on YouTube, and I'm hooked: she re-enacts old VHS dating tapes www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQmh...
VHS Dates Re-enactment Compilation Part 1 (Gwen, Heather, Patricia & Joyce)
YouTube video by Chandler Juliet
www.youtube.com
February 12, 2026 at 5:53 PM
Got recommended this woman's videos on YouTube, and I'm hooked: she re-enacts old VHS dating tapes www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQmh...
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under questioning by Rand Paul, ICE officials confirm that yelling at officers is not assault and recording officers is not a crime
February 12, 2026 at 4:47 PM
under questioning by Rand Paul, ICE officials confirm that yelling at officers is not assault and recording officers is not a crime
the only certainties in life are death, taxes, and mike johnson not knowing anything about a big news story
February 12, 2026 at 5:47 PM
the only certainties in life are death, taxes, and mike johnson not knowing anything about a big news story
two summers ago I was visiting someone in Montana and a lady at the coffee stand in the airport was *so* worried about me when she found out I was from new york. I tried to explain that what she was seeing on fox news did not reflect reality but 🤷♂️
On my flight today, a chatty lady said, “I can’t go to New York with all that’s going on over there.” And I said, “What? Free child care?” And she stopped talking to me.
February 12, 2026 at 3:34 PM
two summers ago I was visiting someone in Montana and a lady at the coffee stand in the airport was *so* worried about me when she found out I was from new york. I tried to explain that what she was seeing on fox news did not reflect reality but 🤷♂️
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Rhetorial question but how is it ice's job to go after agitators
He literally says in this clip that ICE will keep in Minnesota “quick reaction forces” — a military term — to go after “agitators.” Remember that those on the ground in MPLS have spent more than a week trying to tell everyone that Trump’s prior “deescalation” was a ruse and ICE is still operational
Homan: "Operation Metro Surge is ending. In the next week, we're going to deploy the officers here on detail back to their home stations or to other areas of the country where they're needed."
February 12, 2026 at 3:20 PM
Rhetorial question but how is it ice's job to go after agitators
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My "ICE is a legitimate law enforcement agency" statement has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my statement.
Homan: "ICE is a legitimate federal law enforcement agency. We're not out scouring the streets to disappear people or deny people their civil rights or due process."
February 12, 2026 at 2:22 PM
My "ICE is a legitimate law enforcement agency" statement has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my statement.
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The DHS Nazi problem in a nutshell: youtube.com/shorts/3SMz1...
Who comes up with the Trump administration's heilarious slogans? #dailyshow
YouTube video by The Daily Show
youtube.com
January 28, 2026 at 3:55 AM
The DHS Nazi problem in a nutshell: youtube.com/shorts/3SMz1...
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This would be funny if things weren’t so dire.
“What’s more, Rasmussen head pollster Mark Mitchell posted on X (Twitter) Tuesday: ‘If an election were held TODAY between Trump and Biden, Biden would win.’”
www.the-independent.com/news/world/a...
“What’s more, Rasmussen head pollster Mark Mitchell posted on X (Twitter) Tuesday: ‘If an election were held TODAY between Trump and Biden, Biden would win.’”
www.the-independent.com/news/world/a...
Trump’s top polling group delivers devastating blow: America likes Joe Biden more
Latest Rasmussen research likely to infuriate President Donald Trump by revealing almost half of voters think Democrat did a better job
www.the-independent.com
February 12, 2026 at 1:57 PM
This would be funny if things weren’t so dire.
“What’s more, Rasmussen head pollster Mark Mitchell posted on X (Twitter) Tuesday: ‘If an election were held TODAY between Trump and Biden, Biden would win.’”
www.the-independent.com/news/world/a...
“What’s more, Rasmussen head pollster Mark Mitchell posted on X (Twitter) Tuesday: ‘If an election were held TODAY between Trump and Biden, Biden would win.’”
www.the-independent.com/news/world/a...
this entire country right now is like the old joke about the dog who caught the car, except the dog is then proceeded to try to drive the car the wrong way down the interstate after setting the engine on fire
February 12, 2026 at 1:49 PM
this entire country right now is like the old joke about the dog who caught the car, except the dog is then proceeded to try to drive the car the wrong way down the interstate after setting the engine on fire
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Another victory for Bari Weiss, lifelong McCarthyite and consigliere of the most openly Nazi presidency in the history of the U.S.
NEW: “CBS Evening News” producer Alicia Hastey sends a bombshell farewell note:
Stories are “evaluated not just on their journalistic merit but on whether they conform to a shifting set of ideological expectations.”
Stories are “evaluated not just on their journalistic merit but on whether they conform to a shifting set of ideological expectations.”
February 12, 2026 at 3:57 AM
Another victory for Bari Weiss, lifelong McCarthyite and consigliere of the most openly Nazi presidency in the history of the U.S.
reminds me, we never did get that cage match with zuck
February 12, 2026 at 3:43 AM
reminds me, we never did get that cage match with zuck