Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow
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I bet stephen miller is fun at parties
MILLER: The US is using its military to secure our interests unapologetically in our hemisphere. We're a superpower. It's absurd we'd allow a nation in our backyard to become a supplier of resources to our adversaries
TAPPER: Sovereign countries shouldn't be able to do what they want?
M: *yells*
TAPPER: Sovereign countries shouldn't be able to do what they want?
M: *yells*
January 6, 2026 at 1:44 AM
I bet stephen miller is fun at parties
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It's incredible to watch people continue to do the "Wow, I guess you don't understand how the system works!" routine when every single day we are shown incontrovertible evidence that the way the system works is apparently that the president gets to do literally whatever he wants.
it's so weird that there are still people who defend chuck schumer on here
so many "we don't have any power, what do you expect him to do" and "we've tried absolutely nothing strategically unique and are all out of ideas" type of folks who seem extremely happy to wallow in powerlessness
so many "we don't have any power, what do you expect him to do" and "we've tried absolutely nothing strategically unique and are all out of ideas" type of folks who seem extremely happy to wallow in powerlessness
January 6, 2026 at 1:21 AM
It's incredible to watch people continue to do the "Wow, I guess you don't understand how the system works!" routine when every single day we are shown incontrovertible evidence that the way the system works is apparently that the president gets to do literally whatever he wants.
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By what right does Stephen Miller wear human skin?
January 6, 2026 at 1:22 AM
By what right does Stephen Miller wear human skin?
turning from politics back to my actual area of expertise and interest, star trek posting ... this is a pretty common shot, uhura reporting in on the three-sided conference room monitor. the thing is ... where the hell is the camera she's talking into? are there drones flying around the bridge?
January 6, 2026 at 1:07 AM
turning from politics back to my actual area of expertise and interest, star trek posting ... this is a pretty common shot, uhura reporting in on the three-sided conference room monitor. the thing is ... where the hell is the camera she's talking into? are there drones flying around the bridge?
the second trump administration is like every jurassic park sequel where they inexplicably decide to rebuild the park and open it back up to the public except the tiny brained rampage monsters are running the united states government
January 6, 2026 at 12:20 AM
the second trump administration is like every jurassic park sequel where they inexplicably decide to rebuild the park and open it back up to the public except the tiny brained rampage monsters are running the united states government
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Everyone agrees that today is January 43rd, right?
January 5, 2026 at 11:36 PM
Everyone agrees that today is January 43rd, right?
l'etat, c'est moi
"MAGA loves it. MAGA loves what I’m doing. MAGA loves everything I do," Trump said. "MAGA is me. MAGA loves everything I do, and I love everything I do, too."
January 5, 2026 at 11:33 PM
l'etat, c'est moi
the terrible thing is, there's even odds trump will do something in the next few days or weeks that totally knocks venezuela out of the news
and it's *not* a deliberate cycle of distraction, it's just relentless chaos
and it's *not* a deliberate cycle of distraction, it's just relentless chaos
January 5, 2026 at 10:55 PM
the terrible thing is, there's even odds trump will do something in the next few days or weeks that totally knocks venezuela out of the news
and it's *not* a deliberate cycle of distraction, it's just relentless chaos
and it's *not* a deliberate cycle of distraction, it's just relentless chaos
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January 5, 2026 at 8:43 PM
Back in the studio and ready to ship, in case you need a little pick me up for the new year:
www.mulebooks.com/store/gilly-...
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Song of the day youtu.be/cEfPtStiaP0?...
Eddie Vedder Covers Warren Zevon’s “Keep Me in Your Heart” on the Stern Show
YouTube video by The Howard Stern Show
youtu.be
January 5, 2026 at 8:31 PM
Song of the day youtu.be/cEfPtStiaP0?...
still to come this week: rain of frogs, plague of locusts
January 5, 2026 at 8:31 PM
still to come this week: rain of frogs, plague of locusts
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Hours before Maduro’s first court appearance on federal criminal charges, a senior Justice Department official amplified a post speculating that the Venezuelan dictator would try to plead to lesser charges by proffering “evidence” that the 2020 U.S. election was stolen.
January 5, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Hours before Maduro’s first court appearance on federal criminal charges, a senior Justice Department official amplified a post speculating that the Venezuelan dictator would try to plead to lesser charges by proffering “evidence” that the 2020 U.S. election was stolen.
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Hey @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social - Greg is 10,000% right about this.
X is irredeemably toxic, and keeping your office and the other city accounts there sends a terrible message and does a terrible disservice to your constituents.
X is irredeemably toxic, and keeping your office and the other city accounts there sends a terrible message and does a terrible disservice to your constituents.
@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social, could you please establish an official NYC Mayor account on Bluesky and post everything your office is currently posting on X over here?
And please remove all city accounts from X, which has become a CSAM creation and distribution site?
No money for Musk, ever, please.
And please remove all city accounts from X, which has become a CSAM creation and distribution site?
No money for Musk, ever, please.
January 5, 2026 at 4:59 PM
Hey @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social - Greg is 10,000% right about this.
X is irredeemably toxic, and keeping your office and the other city accounts there sends a terrible message and does a terrible disservice to your constituents.
X is irredeemably toxic, and keeping your office and the other city accounts there sends a terrible message and does a terrible disservice to your constituents.
got a live one
January 5, 2026 at 4:45 PM
got a live one
anyone who believed trump was a non-interventionist should not be allowed to go outside without adult supervision
January 5, 2026 at 4:36 PM
anyone who believed trump was a non-interventionist should not be allowed to go outside without adult supervision
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@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social, could you please establish an official NYC Mayor account on Bluesky and post everything your office is currently posting on X over here?
And please remove all city accounts from X, which has become a CSAM creation and distribution site?
No money for Musk, ever, please.
And please remove all city accounts from X, which has become a CSAM creation and distribution site?
No money for Musk, ever, please.
January 5, 2026 at 4:09 PM
@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social, could you please establish an official NYC Mayor account on Bluesky and post everything your office is currently posting on X over here?
And please remove all city accounts from X, which has become a CSAM creation and distribution site?
No money for Musk, ever, please.
And please remove all city accounts from X, which has become a CSAM creation and distribution site?
No money for Musk, ever, please.
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Sunday is a big day here for "It won't work" and "Actually" and "You're so naive" and "Like there'll even BE elections." I get the power of depression and despair, but I'm still gonna block everyone who comes at me with that, because in a contest between your need to vent and my self-care, I win.
January 5, 2026 at 4:05 AM
Sunday is a big day here for "It won't work" and "Actually" and "You're so naive" and "Like there'll even BE elections." I get the power of depression and despair, but I'm still gonna block everyone who comes at me with that, because in a contest between your need to vent and my self-care, I win.
I just keep getting older and the world just keeps getting worse. I do not like it!
January 5, 2026 at 2:47 PM
I just keep getting older and the world just keeps getting worse. I do not like it!
I'm sure this all ends well!
January 5, 2026 at 2:23 PM
I'm sure this all ends well!
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I have never seen this!! The kicker is great too!!
House of Buggin' had a sketch where a West Side Story gang with coordinated outfits and dance moves encounters a real ca. 1995 gang. I would love to see the Guys and Dolls gamblers w/ their suits and moves encounter a bunch of kids gambling on their phones. www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpVY...
House of Buggin' - West Side Story spoof
YouTube video by jamesababcock
www.youtube.com
January 5, 2026 at 2:06 PM
I have never seen this!! The kicker is great too!!
new cartoon. mostly written before saturday but if you squint really hard you might be able to tell which part was shoehorned in at the last minute. www.dailykos.com/stories/2026...
Cartoon: A look ahead
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January 5, 2026 at 1:55 PM
new cartoon. mostly written before saturday but if you squint really hard you might be able to tell which part was shoehorned in at the last minute. www.dailykos.com/stories/2026...
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Ernie Bushmiller, 1947
December 22, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Ernie Bushmiller, 1947
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he’s not going to stop until someone makes him stop bsky.app/profile/paul...
January 4, 2026 at 9:06 PM
he’s not going to stop until someone makes him stop bsky.app/profile/paul...
how does the "recruitment specialist" scam even work, what's the endgame there
January 4, 2026 at 7:01 PM
how does the "recruitment specialist" scam even work, what's the endgame there
I hope Trump is the floor, the worst to which the degenerates in the republican party can sink, but I have been around too long to bet serious money on it
January 4, 2026 at 6:55 PM
I hope Trump is the floor, the worst to which the degenerates in the republican party can sink, but I have been around too long to bet serious money on it