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wish I had something clever here but this is too personal. this fucking brutally ignorant asshole can't fuck off into the sun quickly enough.
Trump: "I want the money to go into an account for people where they buy their own health insurance. It's so good. The insurance will be better. It'll cost less. Everybody is gonna be happy. They're gonna feel like entrepreneurs. They're actually able to go out & negotiate their own insurance"
November 11, 2025 at 3:46 AM
wish I had something clever here but this is too personal. this fucking brutally ignorant asshole can't fuck off into the sun quickly enough.
me: you are the best cat ever, no cat could possibly be better
my cat: swipes with claws, draws blood
me: haha, just you being you
my cat: swipes with claws, draws blood
me: haha, just you being you
November 11, 2025 at 3:28 AM
me: you are the best cat ever, no cat could possibly be better
my cat: swipes with claws, draws blood
me: haha, just you being you
my cat: swipes with claws, draws blood
me: haha, just you being you
OKAY while I'm on the topic one more thing about John Wick
Baba Yaga, an old woman who lives in a hut which has chicken legs, maybe wasn't exactly what the writers who apparently did not know about Wikipedia were hoping to convey
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baba_Yaga
Baba Yaga, an old woman who lives in a hut which has chicken legs, maybe wasn't exactly what the writers who apparently did not know about Wikipedia were hoping to convey
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baba_Yaga
Baba Yaga - Wikipedia
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November 11, 2025 at 2:24 AM
OKAY while I'm on the topic one more thing about John Wick
Baba Yaga, an old woman who lives in a hut which has chicken legs, maybe wasn't exactly what the writers who apparently did not know about Wikipedia were hoping to convey
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baba_Yaga
Baba Yaga, an old woman who lives in a hut which has chicken legs, maybe wasn't exactly what the writers who apparently did not know about Wikipedia were hoping to convey
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baba_Yaga
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okay if I've got the end of John Wick 2/start of 3 timeline correctly:
5 pm in Central Park, Winston tells him he has one hour until he is excommunicado
He ... runs to Times Squre I guess?
Gets in a cab to go to NYPL, a three minute walk from Times Square, cab gets stuck in traffic
1/
5 pm in Central Park, Winston tells him he has one hour until he is excommunicado
He ... runs to Times Squre I guess?
Gets in a cab to go to NYPL, a three minute walk from Times Square, cab gets stuck in traffic
1/
November 11, 2025 at 1:43 AM
okay if I've got the end of John Wick 2/start of 3 timeline correctly:
5 pm in Central Park, Winston tells him he has one hour until he is excommunicado
He ... runs to Times Squre I guess?
Gets in a cab to go to NYPL, a three minute walk from Times Square, cab gets stuck in traffic
1/
5 pm in Central Park, Winston tells him he has one hour until he is excommunicado
He ... runs to Times Squre I guess?
Gets in a cab to go to NYPL, a three minute walk from Times Square, cab gets stuck in traffic
1/
so tired of the sheer stupidity and racism of transparent maga lies. my kingdom for worthy foes.
November 10, 2025 at 11:56 PM
so tired of the sheer stupidity and racism of transparent maga lies. my kingdom for worthy foes.
sure, he has changed the course of america, I don't think anyone denies this
the question is, if you're fucking stupid enough to believe that any of this is good, or ends well
the question is, if you're fucking stupid enough to believe that any of this is good, or ends well
Pirro: "Mr President, there is in this room a group of people who love you, who believe in you, and who are so proud to be in this Oval Office and to be part of this amazing day because you have changed the course of America."
November 10, 2025 at 11:51 PM
sure, he has changed the course of america, I don't think anyone denies this
the question is, if you're fucking stupid enough to believe that any of this is good, or ends well
the question is, if you're fucking stupid enough to believe that any of this is good, or ends well
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A new cartoon! It's an Ambulatory Circulatory System Walking Through the Kitchen Day miracle!
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November 10, 2025 at 1:31 PM
A new cartoon! It's an Ambulatory Circulatory System Walking Through the Kitchen Day miracle!
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the insane clown is referencing his posse
November 10, 2025 at 9:43 PM
the insane clown is referencing his posse
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Trump: "Nobody knows what magnets are."
November 10, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Trump: "Nobody knows what magnets are."
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I eat at this table. I’d rather Billy not sit on it. So we’ve reached a compromise: I’ll eat off a plate on my lap and he’ll sit wherever the fuck he wants. Cats always turn me into the Chuck Schumer of my own apartment.
November 10, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I eat at this table. I’d rather Billy not sit on it. So we’ve reached a compromise: I’ll eat off a plate on my lap and he’ll sit wherever the fuck he wants. Cats always turn me into the Chuck Schumer of my own apartment.
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I think if you laid out all the random old cords and cables I have end to end you would have a very long and useless line of cords and cables
November 10, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I think if you laid out all the random old cords and cables I have end to end you would have a very long and useless line of cords and cables
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pretty soon Elon is going to have to figure out who he left little X with so he can start cosplaying as a dad again
November 10, 2025 at 6:55 PM
pretty soon Elon is going to have to figure out who he left little X with so he can start cosplaying as a dad again
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While we're at it, why do we pay for a fire department when most houses don't even burn down.
Tell me you don’t understand risk pools without telling me you don’t understand risk pools
November 10, 2025 at 6:46 PM
While we're at it, why do we pay for a fire department when most houses don't even burn down.
every freaking time, without fail, when I am wearing a hoodie, I end up with a cat in my lap who wants to chew on the hood drawstrings
November 10, 2025 at 6:44 PM
every freaking time, without fail, when I am wearing a hoodie, I end up with a cat in my lap who wants to chew on the hood drawstrings
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Lots of people comparing Senate Democrats to Charlie Brown trying to kick the football, but that analogy only works in a version where Lucy has told Charlie Brown she's going to pull it away, and also that afterwards she's going to have Snoopy executed in a foreign prison
November 10, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Lots of people comparing Senate Democrats to Charlie Brown trying to kick the football, but that analogy only works in a version where Lucy has told Charlie Brown she's going to pull it away, and also that afterwards she's going to have Snoopy executed in a foreign prison
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You can tell that Senate Democrats know they made an awesome deal because they sprang it on us on a Sunday afternoon and then raced it through that same night.
November 10, 2025 at 4:42 PM
You can tell that Senate Democrats know they made an awesome deal because they sprang it on us on a Sunday afternoon and then raced it through that same night.
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an eternal fave. and it has one of the most Neil lines ever: "I wanna wake up with no one around"
50 years of ZUMA. Just like everyday, it's a good day to listen to one of the best albums ever.
November 10, 2025 at 4:00 PM
an eternal fave. and it has one of the most Neil lines ever: "I wanna wake up with no one around"
I was reading the calendar wrong, the actual eighth anniversary is next weekend. Which is also the fourth anniversary of my father's death. Wheeeee.
Oh wow happy 8th anniversary of the worst day of my life to all who celebrate
Only thought of this bc thinking about insurance, and how it was easier for me when married. Happy to say it doesn't haunt me quite like it once did.
Only thought of this bc thinking about insurance, and how it was easier for me when married. Happy to say it doesn't haunt me quite like it once did.
November 10, 2025 at 3:45 PM
I was reading the calendar wrong, the actual eighth anniversary is next weekend. Which is also the fourth anniversary of my father's death. Wheeeee.
Lemon, it's Monday morning.
November 10, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Lemon, it's Monday morning.
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I think this is better categorized as a pyrrhic defeat
November 10, 2025 at 2:49 PM
I think this is better categorized as a pyrrhic defeat
hurray for pyrrhic victories!
Kaine on why he thinks just getting a vote on healthcare is a win: "We're the minority party, but everybody will get to see who is standing for them when it comes to lowering their healthcare costs"
November 10, 2025 at 2:48 PM
hurray for pyrrhic victories!
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Still no sure which of these sad sacks was most pathetic in "explaining" the cave in.
So far, I think it's a tie between King, and Hassan.
(But unfair contest, because we didn't get to hear from Fetterman or Durbin.)
So far, I think it's a tie between King, and Hassan.
(But unfair contest, because we didn't get to hear from Fetterman or Durbin.)
Not a political consultant but I’m not sure “standing up to trump doesn’t work” is the best midterm message, even if if accurately represents senate dems position. Not much point in putting you in power then bsky.app/profile/atru...
Sen. Angus King: "Standing up to Donald Trump didn't work"
November 10, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Still no sure which of these sad sacks was most pathetic in "explaining" the cave in.
So far, I think it's a tie between King, and Hassan.
(But unfair contest, because we didn't get to hear from Fetterman or Durbin.)
So far, I think it's a tie between King, and Hassan.
(But unfair contest, because we didn't get to hear from Fetterman or Durbin.)