Frank Conniff
@frankconniff.bsky.social
Writer, Comedian, TV’s Frank
She smiles and says, "I will always love you."
November 11, 2025 at 4:26 AM
She smiles and says, "I will always love you."
I eat at this table. I’d rather Billy not sit on it. So we’ve reached a compromise: I’ll eat off a plate on my lap and he’ll sit wherever the fuck he wants. Cats always turn me into the Chuck Schumer of my own apartment.
November 10, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I eat at this table. I’d rather Billy not sit on it. So we’ve reached a compromise: I’ll eat off a plate on my lap and he’ll sit wherever the fuck he wants. Cats always turn me into the Chuck Schumer of my own apartment.
Had a feeling I'd enjoy this show. Shit is right up my alley. Loved the Candice Millard book it's based on, and what a great cast! But I didn't expect to be as moved by it as I was. A sensational mini-series.
November 10, 2025 at 8:10 AM
Had a feeling I'd enjoy this show. Shit is right up my alley. Loved the Candice Millard book it's based on, and what a great cast! But I didn't expect to be as moved by it as I was. A sensational mini-series.
This is also surrender.
November 10, 2025 at 3:30 AM
This is also surrender.
Of course lots of folks want Schumer primaried. But due to his behavior, there may be some confusion, so remember, if he runs, it'll be in the 2028 Democratic primary, not the Republican one.
November 10, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Of course lots of folks want Schumer primaried. But due to his behavior, there may be some confusion, so remember, if he runs, it'll be in the 2028 Democratic primary, not the Republican one.
Tough but fair.
He's fucking dog shit.
November 10, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Tough but fair.
"How could Dems cave like this after last Tuesday's victory?" But it wasn't a victory for Schumer. His candidate -- the Trump-supported one -- lost. The jubilation and hope folks feel about Mamdani? Chuck feels the opposite. To sum up: he sucks.
November 10, 2025 at 3:15 AM
"How could Dems cave like this after last Tuesday's victory?" But it wasn't a victory for Schumer. His candidate -- the Trump-supported one -- lost. The jubilation and hope folks feel about Mamdani? Chuck feels the opposite. To sum up: he sucks.
Darth Vader has assured Lando Calrissian that Princess Liea and Chewbacca will be left under his supervision in Cloud City and that's good enough for Chuck Schumer.
November 10, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Darth Vader has assured Lando Calrissian that Princess Liea and Chewbacca will be left under his supervision in Cloud City and that's good enough for Chuck Schumer.
Thanks to Chuck Schumer, the assembly line at the Lucy/Charlie Brown football meme factory has broken down. Folks are advised to look for other metaphors until service can be restored.
November 10, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Thanks to Chuck Schumer, the assembly line at the Lucy/Charlie Brown football meme factory has broken down. Folks are advised to look for other metaphors until service can be restored.
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Turning on the Shout Factory MST3K channel while stoned and coming in right at the tip-top of MANOS THE HANDS OF FATE is true Universe Smiling Down On Me shit
November 9, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Turning on the Shout Factory MST3K channel while stoned and coming in right at the tip-top of MANOS THE HANDS OF FATE is true Universe Smiling Down On Me shit
Sure, I've had my doubts, but it turns out Chuck Schumer really can deliver. For Republicans.
November 9, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Sure, I've had my doubts, but it turns out Chuck Schumer really can deliver. For Republicans.
My return to Minneapolis has reached a milestone: the first freezing as fuck day since I moved back.
November 9, 2025 at 5:42 PM
My return to Minneapolis has reached a milestone: the first freezing as fuck day since I moved back.
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(Rod Serling) Submitted for your ranked choice the case of one Andrew M. Cuomo, smarting scion of suburbia dethroned over workplace boundaries, unwilling to relax his wandering grip on power, and doomed to repeat humiliating attempts at return upon that most brittle boundary of all—the twilight zone
November 8, 2025 at 6:48 PM
(Rod Serling) Submitted for your ranked choice the case of one Andrew M. Cuomo, smarting scion of suburbia dethroned over workplace boundaries, unwilling to relax his wandering grip on power, and doomed to repeat humiliating attempts at return upon that most brittle boundary of all—the twilight zone
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I wanna make this shirt, but I'm pretty sure I'll get cease and desisted
November 8, 2025 at 10:44 PM
I wanna make this shirt, but I'm pretty sure I'll get cease and desisted
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40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion
November 8, 2025 at 4:23 AM
40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion
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One big lesson from Mamdani's victory:
Don't be afraid of billionaires. Make billionaires afraid of you. Take them on, don't back down.
Billionaires from Musk on down used all their tricks and failed.
Democrats are trained to lust after billionaire money, but courage has tremendous value.
Don't be afraid of billionaires. Make billionaires afraid of you. Take them on, don't back down.
Billionaires from Musk on down used all their tricks and failed.
Democrats are trained to lust after billionaire money, but courage has tremendous value.
November 8, 2025 at 7:43 PM
One big lesson from Mamdani's victory:
Don't be afraid of billionaires. Make billionaires afraid of you. Take them on, don't back down.
Billionaires from Musk on down used all their tricks and failed.
Democrats are trained to lust after billionaire money, but courage has tremendous value.
Don't be afraid of billionaires. Make billionaires afraid of you. Take them on, don't back down.
Billionaires from Musk on down used all their tricks and failed.
Democrats are trained to lust after billionaire money, but courage has tremendous value.
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There’s no daylight between what Candace says here about “the Jews” & what Nazi propagandists & Father Coughlin said about the Jews in the 1930s. Her show is one of the top 5 “conservative” podcasts in the US. She has 5.5 million subscribers on YouTube and 7.3 million followers on X.
November 8, 2025 at 8:37 PM
There’s no daylight between what Candace says here about “the Jews” & what Nazi propagandists & Father Coughlin said about the Jews in the 1930s. Her show is one of the top 5 “conservative” podcasts in the US. She has 5.5 million subscribers on YouTube and 7.3 million followers on X.
What were assholes into before crypto and AI?
November 8, 2025 at 7:52 PM
What were assholes into before crypto and AI?
Billy caught during the two or three seconds a day he’s willing to look at me. #Caturday
November 8, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Billy caught during the two or three seconds a day he’s willing to look at me. #Caturday
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A good argument for socialism is $1 trillion can’t buy you happiness
Elon has never experienced this and neither have his biggest fans but now they can create these visuals with the help of a computermachine
November 8, 2025 at 4:33 PM
A good argument for socialism is $1 trillion can’t buy you happiness
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oh so these people do pay attention to who politicians follow on social media, they just don’t care that the vice president follows a bunch of actual neo-nazis
Axios tried to bust James Talarico for following adult content creators on Instagram and I'm genuinely impressed by his campaign's response
November 8, 2025 at 4:39 PM
oh so these people do pay attention to who politicians follow on social media, they just don’t care that the vice president follows a bunch of actual neo-nazis
Perhaps the first introduction of the sad pathetic adult comic book geek trope in mass media. Landmark television. A top 5 Dragnet episode!
November 8, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Perhaps the first introduction of the sad pathetic adult comic book geek trope in mass media. Landmark television. A top 5 Dragnet episode!
Oh, come on! I've seen Raiders literally dozens of times, I'm not going to watch it again just because it's on @tcmtv.bsky.social. There's no way I...
(Currently up to the Marion drinking contest scene.)
(Currently up to the Marion drinking contest scene.)
RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK (1981) — 10:00 pm ET — 1h 55m (TCM Premiere)
(TCM Primetime: Objects of Desire)
Harrison Ford, Denholm Elliott, John Rhys-Davies; directed by Steven Spielberg
Archeologist Indiana Jones must retrieve the mythic Ark of the Covenant before the Nazis find it.
#TCM #TCMParty
(TCM Primetime: Objects of Desire)
Harrison Ford, Denholm Elliott, John Rhys-Davies; directed by Steven Spielberg
Archeologist Indiana Jones must retrieve the mythic Ark of the Covenant before the Nazis find it.
#TCM #TCMParty
Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981)
www.tcm.com
November 8, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Oh, come on! I've seen Raiders literally dozens of times, I'm not going to watch it again just because it's on @tcmtv.bsky.social. There's no way I...
(Currently up to the Marion drinking contest scene.)
(Currently up to the Marion drinking contest scene.)
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My 3yo was listening to Ross Douthat's podcast when he turned to me, gravely, and asked: "Daddy, did liberal feminist women ruin the workplace?" And when I told him, "it's debatable, but they certainly don't seem to be reading Rod Dreher's Substack," he started crying.
November 8, 2025 at 12:24 AM
My 3yo was listening to Ross Douthat's podcast when he turned to me, gravely, and asked: "Daddy, did liberal feminist women ruin the workplace?" And when I told him, "it's debatable, but they certainly don't seem to be reading Rod Dreher's Substack," he started crying.
