Frank Conniff
@frankconniff.bsky.social
Writer, Comedian, TV’s Frank
I fully acknowledge that by watching Bad Bunny's sensational Super Bowl performance instead of Turning Point USA's half-time lip-synch showcase, I was shirking my duties as an MST3K veteran. Apologies.
February 9, 2026 at 6:26 PM
I fully acknowledge that by watching Bad Bunny's sensational Super Bowl performance instead of Turning Point USA's half-time lip-synch showcase, I was shirking my duties as an MST3K veteran. Apologies.
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I don't know why conservatives complain about Bad Bunny singing in Spanish. They never listen to lyrics anyway. They think "Born in the USA" is an upbeat patriotic song. They played "We will rock you" on Trump's rallies to rev up the crowd. Trump jerks off two invisible dicks to YMCA.
February 9, 2026 at 4:22 AM
I don't know why conservatives complain about Bad Bunny singing in Spanish. They never listen to lyrics anyway. They think "Born in the USA" is an upbeat patriotic song. They played "We will rock you" on Trump's rallies to rev up the crowd. Trump jerks off two invisible dicks to YMCA.
Oh wow, awesome, I've never seen this photo before. Thank you dere.
February 9, 2026 at 8:48 AM
Oh wow, awesome, I've never seen this photo before. Thank you dere.
Damn, I really overdid it on the ferments tonight.
February 9, 2026 at 3:53 AM
Damn, I really overdid it on the ferments tonight.
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i would not recommend reading trump’s unhinged post because all he knows how to do is diminish joy, and bad bunny just created so much of it.
February 9, 2026 at 2:14 AM
i would not recommend reading trump’s unhinged post because all he knows how to do is diminish joy, and bad bunny just created so much of it.
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"Why didn't the Bunny sing about the stock market" okay grandpa time for your nightly smoothie of every pill known to man
February 9, 2026 at 2:24 AM
"Why didn't the Bunny sing about the stock market" okay grandpa time for your nightly smoothie of every pill known to man
If you were too anti-American to enjoy Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl performance, a bunch of constitution-hating, Putin-supporting insurrectionists put on an alternative show.
February 9, 2026 at 2:27 AM
If you were too anti-American to enjoy Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl performance, a bunch of constitution-hating, Putin-supporting insurrectionists put on an alternative show.
No disrespect meant. Hello Dere!
wow huge slam on allen and rossi out of nowhere
February 9, 2026 at 2:13 AM
No disrespect meant. Hello Dere!
The social relevance of the Turning Point USA half-time show in comparison to the Bad Bunny Super Bowl performance is roughly equivalent to the cultural footprint Allen & Rossi left when they appeared on the Ed Sullivan Show with The Beatles.
February 9, 2026 at 2:08 AM
The social relevance of the Turning Point USA half-time show in comparison to the Bad Bunny Super Bowl performance is roughly equivalent to the cultural footprint Allen & Rossi left when they appeared on the Ed Sullivan Show with The Beatles.
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Terrified Conservatives Lose Ability To Speak English After Exposure To Bad Bunny Performance https://theonion.com/terrified-conservatives-lose-ability-to-speak-english-after-exposure-to-bad-bunny-performance-dios-mio-cry-millions-of-panicking-republicans/
February 9, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Terrified Conservatives Lose Ability To Speak English After Exposure To Bad Bunny Performance https://theonion.com/terrified-conservatives-lose-ability-to-speak-english-after-exposure-to-bad-bunny-performance-dios-mio-cry-millions-of-panicking-republicans/
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Oh my God, these Super Bowl ads just get crazier and crazier!
February 9, 2026 at 1:33 AM
Oh my God, these Super Bowl ads just get crazier and crazier!
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Maples: The Leaves of Fate
February 7, 2026 at 2:42 PM
Maples: The Leaves of Fate
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I cannot say this enough: there is NO middle ground when it comes to writing and AI. Anyone who uses AI to write and admits it should be loudly shamed, hideously embarrassed, paraded through the streets of shun until they flee writing forever
The whole article is repulsive but this passage is at the core of it. She has no interest in writing books, she wants to win some kind of competition that nobody entered
February 8, 2026 at 4:11 PM
I cannot say this enough: there is NO middle ground when it comes to writing and AI. Anyone who uses AI to write and admits it should be loudly shamed, hideously embarrassed, paraded through the streets of shun until they flee writing forever
"And what will you eat during the Puppy Bowl?"
"Puppies."
"Puppies."
RFK Jr on what he'll eat during the Super Bowl: "I am on a carnivore diet so I just eat meat and ferments, and I'm very happy with that. So I'm probably going to have yogurt."
February 8, 2026 at 6:53 PM
"And what will you eat during the Puppy Bowl?"
"Puppies."
"Puppies."
Come on, what's the big deal, this is just a parody of the Lion King.
February 8, 2026 at 6:40 PM
Come on, what's the big deal, this is just a parody of the Lion King.
Lake of the Isles. Nighttime. Magic.
February 8, 2026 at 3:50 AM
Lake of the Isles. Nighttime. Magic.
TV’s Billy. #Caturday
February 7, 2026 at 8:55 PM
TV’s Billy. #Caturday
For much of our mainstream media, "Even a Republican said it was racist" is the only legitimate proof that something or someone is racist.
February 7, 2026 at 7:45 PM
For much of our mainstream media, "Even a Republican said it was racist" is the only legitimate proof that something or someone is racist.
For years, @chrisjmancini.bsky.social and I ran a weekly standup show at Borders Books. Comedians (several of whom are now famous) got a gift certificate for performing, which made it the highest paid alternative comedy gig in LA.
Long ago, the Borders bookstore I worked at (I know, ages past, right?) had an open mic night in the cafe. Run by locals, sometime the manager would come in on nights off and play his “I want to grow up to be Brad Paisley” music while his husband looked on. It was awful. TP’s halftime is worse.
February 7, 2026 at 7:35 PM
For years, @chrisjmancini.bsky.social and I ran a weekly standup show at Borders Books. Comedians (several of whom are now famous) got a gift certificate for performing, which made it the highest paid alternative comedy gig in LA.
Just a reminder: sign-up for the Turning Point USA half-time show is 6pm Sunday night. You get five minutes of stage time and are required to buy a drink and bring along at least two audience members. Thanks, have fun.
February 7, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Just a reminder: sign-up for the Turning Point USA half-time show is 6pm Sunday night. You get five minutes of stage time and are required to buy a drink and bring along at least two audience members. Thanks, have fun.
Ordered? What a bunch of wusses. I watched Manos: The Hands Of Fate out of my own free will.
Acive duty military are being ordered to buy a ticket to Melania and watch it, whether they want to, or not. www.thedailybeast.com/obsessed/mil...
Military Pressured to See ‘Melania’ Against Their Will
A military group has evidence of troops being ordered into theater—the movie theater.
www.thedailybeast.com
February 7, 2026 at 7:02 AM
Ordered? What a bunch of wusses. I watched Manos: The Hands Of Fate out of my own free will.
It sure ain't Broadcast News, but I enjoyed Ella McCay. Thought it was lovely. So sue me.
February 7, 2026 at 6:46 AM
It sure ain't Broadcast News, but I enjoyed Ella McCay. Thought it was lovely. So sue me.
JD Vance is only at the Olympics to cheer on Max Schmeling.
February 7, 2026 at 4:00 AM
JD Vance is only at the Olympics to cheer on Max Schmeling.