Frank Conniff
@frankconniff.bsky.social
Writer, Comedian, TV’s Frank
She smiles and says, "I will always love you."
November 11, 2025 at 4:26 AM
She smiles and says, "I will always love you."
I eat at this table. I’d rather Billy not sit on it. So we’ve reached a compromise: I’ll eat off a plate on my lap and he’ll sit wherever the fuck he wants. Cats always turn me into the Chuck Schumer of my own apartment.
November 10, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I eat at this table. I’d rather Billy not sit on it. So we’ve reached a compromise: I’ll eat off a plate on my lap and he’ll sit wherever the fuck he wants. Cats always turn me into the Chuck Schumer of my own apartment.
Had a feeling I'd enjoy this show. Shit is right up my alley. Loved the Candice Millard book it's based on, and what a great cast! But I didn't expect to be as moved by it as I was. A sensational mini-series.
November 10, 2025 at 8:10 AM
Had a feeling I'd enjoy this show. Shit is right up my alley. Loved the Candice Millard book it's based on, and what a great cast! But I didn't expect to be as moved by it as I was. A sensational mini-series.
Billy caught during the two or three seconds a day he’s willing to look at me. #Caturday
November 8, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Billy caught during the two or three seconds a day he’s willing to look at me. #Caturday
Pulitzer Prize photo right here.
November 6, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Pulitzer Prize photo right here.
Crisp, sunny, breezy, changing colors, falling leaves. Like beautiful fall days? You could do a lot worse than this.
November 5, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Crisp, sunny, breezy, changing colors, falling leaves. Like beautiful fall days? You could do a lot worse than this.
Ranked this guy first today. Not sure he’s going to win but hope he does. Either way, see you next year, Peggy Flanagan.
November 5, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Ranked this guy first today. Not sure he’s going to win but hope he does. Either way, see you next year, Peggy Flanagan.
My fridge in NYC was covered with I Voted stickers. Started my Minneapolis collection today.
November 5, 2025 at 12:47 AM
My fridge in NYC was covered with I Voted stickers. Started my Minneapolis collection today.
...has endorsed Andrew Cuomo.
November 4, 2025 at 2:56 AM
...has endorsed Andrew Cuomo.
I've even seen Wallace Shawn in Rifkin's Festival for crying out loud, but canvassing for a better world is way the fuck more important than pop culture literacy. @HOUSEOFDEVI rules.
November 3, 2025 at 4:54 AM
I've even seen Wallace Shawn in Rifkin's Festival for crying out loud, but canvassing for a better world is way the fuck more important than pop culture literacy. @HOUSEOFDEVI rules.
A bit odd that I despised Charlie Kirk yet even I am more respectful to his memory than Erika Kirk.
November 2, 2025 at 6:04 PM
A bit odd that I despised Charlie Kirk yet even I am more respectful to his memory than Erika Kirk.
Happy first #Caturday of November.
November 1, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Happy first #Caturday of November.
Happy Halloween.
October 31, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Happy Halloween.
Say what you want about Peggy Noonan, she certainly has her finger on the pulse of 2025. Looking forward to hearing what she has to say on this week's edition of The McLaughlin Group.
October 31, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Say what you want about Peggy Noonan, she certainly has her finger on the pulse of 2025. Looking forward to hearing what she has to say on this week's edition of The McLaughlin Group.
I think Florida is a good move for Cuomo. There are still of lot of elderly people he hasn't killed yet.
October 26, 2025 at 11:45 PM
I think Florida is a good move for Cuomo. There are still of lot of elderly people he hasn't killed yet.
Sorry Billy. I can’t give you the dangerous outdoor cat life you long for. #Caturday
October 25, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Sorry Billy. I can’t give you the dangerous outdoor cat life you long for. #Caturday
Minnesota Weather Service has issued an atmospheric Gilmore Girls advisory.
October 24, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Minnesota Weather Service has issued an atmospheric Gilmore Girls advisory.
ICE training film.
October 23, 2025 at 4:14 PM
ICE training film.
Turns out his triumph has bone spurs.
October 20, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Turns out his triumph has bone spurs.
Sorry, GOP, no Hitler-loving young Republicans in this crowd. In the struggle between love and hate, Minneapolis has taken a firm stand on the side of love.
October 18, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Sorry, GOP, no Hitler-loving young Republicans in this crowd. In the struggle between love and hate, Minneapolis has taken a firm stand on the side of love.
Hope is spilling out into the streets of Minneapolis.
October 18, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Hope is spilling out into the streets of Minneapolis.
I mean it when I say goofy fucks are an important part of this fight.
October 18, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I mean it when I say goofy fucks are an important part of this fight.