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Boston area coffee-milk advocate ⚓️ | Astro PhD 🔭 | he/him | Exact Same Politics As You
Reskeets = Endorsing me as a person
Boston area coffee-milk advocate ⚓️ | Astro PhD 🔭 | he/him | Exact Same Politics As You
Reskeets = Endorsing me as a person
don't bother, my new personal finance guide lays out why
November 11, 2025 at 3:31 AM
don't bother, my new personal finance guide lays out why
i don’t know how or why, but i need to hear danny devito struggle to pronounce “zohran mamdani” the same way he chops and screws “jon bon jovi” in this scene
November 11, 2025 at 1:03 AM
i don’t know how or why, but i need to hear danny devito struggle to pronounce “zohran mamdani” the same way he chops and screws “jon bon jovi” in this scene
don’t want to panic anyone but i think canada might be giving us the finger
November 10, 2025 at 11:57 PM
don’t want to panic anyone but i think canada might be giving us the finger
lol nice try mother fucker
November 10, 2025 at 10:34 PM
lol nice try mother fucker
that doesn’t account for stuff like this
November 9, 2025 at 8:09 PM
that doesn’t account for stuff like this
“homeownership rates remain historically normal” is simply not an adequate description of the current situation. it’s not the reason for complaints about biden’s economy, but it’s a serious reason for discontent.
November 9, 2025 at 6:24 PM
“homeownership rates remain historically normal” is simply not an adequate description of the current situation. it’s not the reason for complaints about biden’s economy, but it’s a serious reason for discontent.
the reviews are in!
November 8, 2025 at 10:52 PM
the reviews are in!
watching the brutalist and pulling my hair out
November 8, 2025 at 4:45 AM
watching the brutalist and pulling my hair out
real men avoid sightly goggle lines
November 8, 2025 at 3:10 AM
real men avoid sightly goggle lines
i believe that these are, in some undefinable way, the same guy
November 8, 2025 at 2:03 AM
i believe that these are, in some undefinable way, the same guy
the inverse of the “conservatives only feel empathy for issues that affect them personally” principle is that their beliefs about what rights others should enjoy are retracted the first time they experience a mild annoyance
November 7, 2025 at 11:12 PM
the inverse of the “conservatives only feel empathy for issues that affect them personally” principle is that their beliefs about what rights others should enjoy are retracted the first time they experience a mild annoyance
“new york city?!” one of the all-time greatest burns. absolutely bodied.
November 7, 2025 at 10:55 PM
“new york city?!” one of the all-time greatest burns. absolutely bodied.
zooey’s had it with your bull shit
November 7, 2025 at 6:56 PM
zooey’s had it with your bull shit
BONUS TRUE FACT:
73 year-old frank sinatra was offered and turned down the role of john mcclane in the movie die hard (1988)
73 year-old frank sinatra was offered and turned down the role of john mcclane in the movie die hard (1988)
November 7, 2025 at 5:45 PM
BONUS TRUE FACT:
73 year-old frank sinatra was offered and turned down the role of john mcclane in the movie die hard (1988)
73 year-old frank sinatra was offered and turned down the role of john mcclane in the movie die hard (1988)
this model was originally known as "the leg warmer" because of its reputation for causing user's legs to overheat.
November 7, 2025 at 4:14 AM
this model was originally known as "the leg warmer" because of its reputation for causing user's legs to overheat.
reminds me of
November 6, 2025 at 9:40 PM
reminds me of
while you were all focused on zohran, i initiated stage 2 of my plan for the east coast
November 6, 2025 at 7:02 PM
while you were all focused on zohran, i initiated stage 2 of my plan for the east coast
sure do 👍
November 6, 2025 at 3:18 AM
sure do 👍
no idea why i find this thumbnail so funny
November 6, 2025 at 1:09 AM
no idea why i find this thumbnail so funny
exclusive footage of the mass exodus, currently in progress:
November 6, 2025 at 12:55 AM
exclusive footage of the mass exodus, currently in progress:
hey pete 👋
November 5, 2025 at 5:12 PM
hey pete 👋
truly a bonkers film, where the villain dons a klumps’ worth of disguises
November 5, 2025 at 5:06 AM
truly a bonkers film, where the villain dons a klumps’ worth of disguises
well well well, it looks like conservatives suddenly have a problem with the free expression of bold ideas
November 5, 2025 at 4:05 AM
well well well, it looks like conservatives suddenly have a problem with the free expression of bold ideas