LAISSEZ LES BON QUESO ROULER
@thequeso.bsky.social
405 ‘til I die.
Proprietor of The Internet's Worst Matts List, the Internet's only ranking of Worst Matts since 2018, now presented exclusively on Bluesky.
Proprietor of The Internet's Worst Matts List, the Internet's only ranking of Worst Matts since 2018, now presented exclusively on Bluesky.
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Radiohead is the least enjoyable major band of the last 40 years. No band is less fun
I will go further than Dawn, it is obvious that Motley Crue has more bangers than Radiohead.
The Black Eyed Peas have more bangers than Radiohead.
I will go further than Dawn, it is obvious that Motley Crue has more bangers than Radiohead.
The Black Eyed Peas have more bangers than Radiohead.
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you're an adult, you've had the exact same order at every fast food restaurant you've ever been to for at least five years, you shouldn't have left your house / office without knowing exactly what you were getting.
February 11, 2026 at 3:22 PM
you're an adult, you've had the exact same order at every fast food restaurant you've ever been to for at least five years, you shouldn't have left your house / office without knowing exactly what you were getting.
Bluesky: WHY WOULD PETE BUTTIGIEG DO THIS
February 11, 2026 at 3:23 PM
Bluesky: WHY WOULD PETE BUTTIGIEG DO THIS
Somebody else already said it, but if Obama pulled this El Paso bullshit Gregg Abbott would have already called on the National Guard to invade DC.
February 11, 2026 at 2:51 PM
Somebody else already said it, but if Obama pulled this El Paso bullshit Gregg Abbott would have already called on the National Guard to invade DC.
For the youths
On this website, the Real World was like love island if only one person per season even tried to get laid.
On this website, the Real World was like love island if only one person per season even tried to get laid.
February 11, 2026 at 2:08 PM
For the youths
On this website, the Real World was like love island if only one person per season even tried to get laid.
On this website, the Real World was like love island if only one person per season even tried to get laid.
ANOTHER PERFECT @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social
February 11, 2026 at 12:44 PM
ANOTHER PERFECT @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social
@actioncookbook.com with an absolute hall of fame newsletter issue today.
February 11, 2026 at 12:40 PM
@actioncookbook.com with an absolute hall of fame newsletter issue today.
Boomer you were Great Value Phil Simms.
You should be quiet when actually good athletes are talking.
You should be quiet when actually good athletes are talking.
February 10, 2026 at 10:35 PM
Boomer you were Great Value Phil Simms.
You should be quiet when actually good athletes are talking.
You should be quiet when actually good athletes are talking.
that person who couldn't wait to go canvassing for Delgado and was being a twit about it...is going to have to wait a bit longer.
Kathy Hochul has been a saavy operator consolidating support with that Mamdani endorsement. Delgado saw the writing on the wall.
February 10, 2026 at 10:22 PM
that person who couldn't wait to go canvassing for Delgado and was being a twit about it...is going to have to wait a bit longer.
ELECTRICITY POSTING
why in God's name is the SPP competitively bidding 30 miles of 115 kV in fucking west Texas?
Just build the shit. It's all gonna be 67% zonal anyway.
why in God's name is the SPP competitively bidding 30 miles of 115 kV in fucking west Texas?
Just build the shit. It's all gonna be 67% zonal anyway.
February 10, 2026 at 10:14 PM
ELECTRICITY POSTING
why in God's name is the SPP competitively bidding 30 miles of 115 kV in fucking west Texas?
Just build the shit. It's all gonna be 67% zonal anyway.
why in God's name is the SPP competitively bidding 30 miles of 115 kV in fucking west Texas?
Just build the shit. It's all gonna be 67% zonal anyway.
the children will never know how much of a hold the Limited had on American womanhood, and how big a deal a Victoria's Secret and Bath and Body Works opening in your town was.
Ohio State University's website says that Leslie Wexner, revealed today to be one of international child sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein's co-conspirators, "has a profound interest in the development of tomorrow’s leaders." It's not sustainable for OSU to maintain its relationship w/ Wexner.
Leslie H. Wexner | The Ohio State University
Read more about Leslie H. Wexner, Chair of the Wexner Medical Center Board and Chairman and CEO of L Brands, Inc.
trustees.osu.edu
February 10, 2026 at 10:11 PM
the children will never know how much of a hold the Limited had on American womanhood, and how big a deal a Victoria's Secret and Bath and Body Works opening in your town was.
this is basically the entire conceit of Blades of Glory
not me, I would skate to The Darkness's seminal pop rock hit I Believe in a Thing Called Love.
Every four years the Olympics give the world the opportunity to remember that figure skaters have dogshit taste in music
February 10, 2026 at 9:17 PM
this is basically the entire conceit of Blades of Glory
not me, I would skate to The Darkness's seminal pop rock hit I Believe in a Thing Called Love.
Every four years the Olympics give the world the opportunity to remember that figure skaters have dogshit taste in music
February 10, 2026 at 9:07 PM
not me, I would skate to The Darkness's seminal pop rock hit I Believe in a Thing Called Love.
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me, interacting with every tech product I must use daily now:
February 10, 2026 at 8:34 PM
me, interacting with every tech product I must use daily now:
Age verification? Can’t, too busy playing Minesweeper.
Age verification? Can't, I died of dysentery.
Age verification? I had a Hotmail account.
February 10, 2026 at 8:38 PM
Age verification? Can’t, too busy playing Minesweeper.
if Oklahoma City doesn't have chicken fried steak sandwiches with gravy, I guess we're stuck with free queso at tex mex restaurants and Johnny's Sauce.
real talk though, is a chicken fried steak an Oklahoma thing?
February 10, 2026 at 8:11 PM
if Oklahoma City doesn't have chicken fried steak sandwiches with gravy, I guess we're stuck with free queso at tex mex restaurants and Johnny's Sauce.
Begging people to shut the goddamn fuck up about paywalls on independent media.
Matt's gotta eat, you have a choice whether you want to spend $7 to read one of the 100s of great articles he has written or commissioned.
If you don't got it, it's not his fault.
Same for every newsletter.
Matt's gotta eat, you have a choice whether you want to spend $7 to read one of the 100s of great articles he has written or commissioned.
If you don't got it, it's not his fault.
Same for every newsletter.
I get it. Nobody has enough money to pay for every paywalled thing they want to read.
But there is no way to write about what I write about, at the *scale* I write about it, and pay all of our bills just with ad revenue. Paywalls, for us, are necessary. You all wouldn't like the alternative.
But there is no way to write about what I write about, at the *scale* I write about it, and pay all of our bills just with ad revenue. Paywalls, for us, are necessary. You all wouldn't like the alternative.
February 10, 2026 at 8:04 PM
Begging people to shut the goddamn fuck up about paywalls on independent media.
Matt's gotta eat, you have a choice whether you want to spend $7 to read one of the 100s of great articles he has written or commissioned.
If you don't got it, it's not his fault.
Same for every newsletter.
Matt's gotta eat, you have a choice whether you want to spend $7 to read one of the 100s of great articles he has written or commissioned.
If you don't got it, it's not his fault.
Same for every newsletter.
Do-si-dos, not Tag-a-longs, I regret the error, I do not regret annihilating that sleeve of cookies, AMA.
Just fucking nuked a sleeve of Tag-a-longs, AMA.
February 10, 2026 at 7:43 PM
Do-si-dos, not Tag-a-longs, I regret the error, I do not regret annihilating that sleeve of cookies, AMA.
There's a big-time former Oklahoma City (now Dallas) attorney who was Starr's chief of staff at Pepperdine and Baylor who called working for him the honor of her life and if you ever worked for Fellers Schneider you worked for her (and her dad, who's a named partner)
Another Ken Starr Epstein email, in which they appear to discuss Starr's interviews to become President of Baylor. Epstein says "I wish you luck...I am forever in your corner." Starr says "decision likely in...February."
Starr was announced as Baylor President on Feb. 15, 2010.
Starr was announced as Baylor President on Feb. 15, 2010.
February 10, 2026 at 7:42 PM
There's a big-time former Oklahoma City (now Dallas) attorney who was Starr's chief of staff at Pepperdine and Baylor who called working for him the honor of her life and if you ever worked for Fellers Schneider you worked for her (and her dad, who's a named partner)
Just fucking nuked a sleeve of Tag-a-longs, AMA.
February 10, 2026 at 7:40 PM
Just fucking nuked a sleeve of Tag-a-longs, AMA.
Super Bowl week for which of your facebook friends got divorced this year has already kicked off with a bang.
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February 10, 2026 at 7:34 PM
Super Bowl week for which of your facebook friends got divorced this year has already kicked off with a bang.
1.
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yes, sean collins, you dumb motherfucker. the burden is on the voter. the only thing that we can do now is vote. the actual election where we can put a brake on Trump, investigate his admin, impeach his cabinet, is in 10 months.
you have to vote Democrat in November and be fucking happy about it.
you have to vote Democrat in November and be fucking happy about it.
February 10, 2026 at 4:40 PM
yes, sean collins, you dumb motherfucker. the burden is on the voter. the only thing that we can do now is vote. the actual election where we can put a brake on Trump, investigate his admin, impeach his cabinet, is in 10 months.
you have to vote Democrat in November and be fucking happy about it.
you have to vote Democrat in November and be fucking happy about it.
...Republican LifeChurch moms on my facebook sharing the story of an undocumented Tulsa guy who had never even been to Brazil getting detained by ICE for a teenage DUI twenty years ago with the imminent threat of deportation.
This has broken through.
This has broken through.
February 10, 2026 at 4:04 PM
...Republican LifeChurch moms on my facebook sharing the story of an undocumented Tulsa guy who had never even been to Brazil getting detained by ICE for a teenage DUI twenty years ago with the imminent threat of deportation.
This has broken through.
This has broken through.
SELL MORTIMER SELL DOT GIF
Peter Navarro: "The jobs report comes out tomorrow. We have to revise our expectations down significantly for what a monthly job number should look like ... Wall Street has to adjust for the fact that we're deporting millions of illegals out of the job market."
February 10, 2026 at 2:46 PM
SELL MORTIMER SELL DOT GIF
once again proud to be on team Never Ring, mostly because I'm too lazy, too incompetent, and too paranoid to install a video listening device controlled by Jeff Bezos on my porch.
Same reason I've never installed a Nest.
It's not luddism if the technology is stupid.
Same reason I've never installed a Nest.
It's not luddism if the technology is stupid.
People on Reddit are getting Amazon to refund their Ring products because of their partnership with Flock and that creepy Super Bowl ad
www.reddit.com/r/FlockSurve...
www.reddit.com/r/FlockSurve...
February 10, 2026 at 2:38 PM
once again proud to be on team Never Ring, mostly because I'm too lazy, too incompetent, and too paranoid to install a video listening device controlled by Jeff Bezos on my porch.
Same reason I've never installed a Nest.
It's not luddism if the technology is stupid.
Same reason I've never installed a Nest.
It's not luddism if the technology is stupid.
It is perhaps not the best operational decision to have the oldest person on the precinct team be the guy who handles finding the voter on the rolls.
Fred’s a good guy but it’s probably time to move him from rolls to ballots.
Fred’s a good guy but it’s probably time to move him from rolls to ballots.
February 10, 2026 at 2:24 PM
It is perhaps not the best operational decision to have the oldest person on the precinct team be the guy who handles finding the voter on the rolls.
Fred’s a good guy but it’s probably time to move him from rolls to ballots.
Fred’s a good guy but it’s probably time to move him from rolls to ballots.