LAISSEZ LES BON QUESO ROULER
@thequeso.bsky.social
405 ‘til I die.
Proprietor of The Internet's Worst Matts List, the Internet's only ranking of Worst Matts since 2018, now presented exclusively on Bluesky.
Proprietor of The Internet's Worst Matts List, the Internet's only ranking of Worst Matts since 2018, now presented exclusively on Bluesky.
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Radiohead is the least enjoyable major band of the last 40 years. No band is less fun
I will go further than Dawn, it is obvious that Motley Crue has more bangers than Radiohead.
The Black Eyed Peas have more bangers than Radiohead.
I will go further than Dawn, it is obvious that Motley Crue has more bangers than Radiohead.
The Black Eyed Peas have more bangers than Radiohead.
There was a dude I vaguely used to know at the gym doing 75 pound gamer curls on toothpick legs and if that isn’t a metaphor for modern evangelical Christianity in America I don’t know what is, prayer of Jabez assed motherfuckers
December 27, 2025 at 6:07 PM
There was a dude I vaguely used to know at the gym doing 75 pound gamer curls on toothpick legs and if that isn’t a metaphor for modern evangelical Christianity in America I don’t know what is, prayer of Jabez assed motherfuckers
Today’s gym posting brought to you by Get Ready Because You Forgot to Stay Ready dot biz
Nothing like posting on BlueSky from the gym to remind me that I hate everyone (not you beautiful people, definitely not)
December 27, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Today’s gym posting brought to you by Get Ready Because You Forgot to Stay Ready dot biz
If you are pressing and doing flys on the ground next to your emotional support bench, while people around you (not me, I found a bench and let someone work in) are clearly looking for benches, you’re going to hell.
You do not need to have an emotional support adjustable bench next to you while you stretch, I promise you.
December 27, 2025 at 5:06 PM
If you are pressing and doing flys on the ground next to your emotional support bench, while people around you (not me, I found a bench and let someone work in) are clearly looking for benches, you’re going to hell.
Nothing like posting on BlueSky from the gym to remind me that I hate everyone (not you beautiful people, definitely not)
December 27, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Nothing like posting on BlueSky from the gym to remind me that I hate everyone (not you beautiful people, definitely not)
Democratic *campaigns* should focus their most limited resource, time, on winning elections.
Donations to political campaigns should be spent on their intended purpose, winning elections.
Donations to political campaigns should be spent on their intended purpose, winning elections.
Guys I know you’re all going to yell at me here but mutual aid is not meaningfully distinct from the kind of privatized community charity system where poor people go to the church and hope someone has donated a hot meal. It’s not progressive, it’s not effective, it’s not good service provision.
"poor enough to need mutual aid"
Everyone needs mutual aid.
Everyone needs mutual aid.
December 27, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Democratic *campaigns* should focus their most limited resource, time, on winning elections.
Donations to political campaigns should be spent on their intended purpose, winning elections.
Donations to political campaigns should be spent on their intended purpose, winning elections.
It’s pretty funny that they’re saying this after we’ve had three years of stories about how much rich people from the coast hate Florida and Austin.
Billionaires are considering cutting or reducing their ties to California by the end of the year because of a proposed ballot measure that could tax the state’s wealthiest residents.
A Wealth Tax Floated in California Has Billionaires Thinking of Leaving
It’s uncertain whether the proposal will reach the statewide ballot in November, but some billionaires like Peter Thiel and Larry Page may be unwilling to take the risk.
nyti.ms
December 27, 2025 at 12:58 AM
It’s pretty funny that they’re saying this after we’ve had three years of stories about how much rich people from the coast hate Florida and Austin.
Me sewing (watching the first act of Wicked in movie form): fuck yeah!
Me reaping (watching the second act of Wicked in movie form): what the fuck
Me reaping (watching the second act of Wicked in movie form): what the fuck
December 26, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Me sewing (watching the first act of Wicked in movie form): fuck yeah!
Me reaping (watching the second act of Wicked in movie form): what the fuck
Me reaping (watching the second act of Wicked in movie form): what the fuck
It is Boxing Day, there is one premier league fixture, and we haven’t even started playing random bowl games yet.
Thanks Trump.
Thanks Trump.
December 26, 2025 at 5:07 PM
It is Boxing Day, there is one premier league fixture, and we haven’t even started playing random bowl games yet.
Thanks Trump.
Thanks Trump.
Trying to decide between quiche Lorraine and making a breakfast casserole quesadilla.
December 26, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Trying to decide between quiche Lorraine and making a breakfast casserole quesadilla.
You need to go to more mega churches in the south, that’s basically the introductory class for new members
Damn, I found a “Catholics aren’t Christians because they worship Mary” in the wild! I thought those only lived in message boards and Utah.
December 26, 2025 at 4:15 AM
You need to go to more mega churches in the south, that’s basically the introductory class for new members
Travis Kelce, look at the example of your friend Tom Brady. Listen to @solomonmissouri.bsky.social. Hang it up and go home to the fine, rich woman who loves your goofy ass.
Do not say this year was a disappointment and you want to end your career on a high note.
She is the high note.
Do not say this year was a disappointment and you want to end your career on a high note.
She is the high note.
December 26, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Travis Kelce, look at the example of your friend Tom Brady. Listen to @solomonmissouri.bsky.social. Hang it up and go home to the fine, rich woman who loves your goofy ass.
Do not say this year was a disappointment and you want to end your career on a high note.
She is the high note.
Do not say this year was a disappointment and you want to end your career on a high note.
She is the high note.
Went for a walk around the neighborhood, ran into a friend whose parents live a street over, our kids are great friends so the next thing we know we are having beers while the kids play.
Don’t realize the wife was mostly mortified because she was wearing a hoody with a deep v and a sports bra.
Don’t realize the wife was mostly mortified because she was wearing a hoody with a deep v and a sports bra.
December 26, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Went for a walk around the neighborhood, ran into a friend whose parents live a street over, our kids are great friends so the next thing we know we are having beers while the kids play.
Don’t realize the wife was mostly mortified because she was wearing a hoody with a deep v and a sports bra.
Don’t realize the wife was mostly mortified because she was wearing a hoody with a deep v and a sports bra.
Also my wife’s dipshit brother and his wife signing into their streaming accounts on their parents’ TVs for six weeks and then not signing out and then moving themselves to a new household
Dick move.
Dick move.
December 25, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Also my wife’s dipshit brother and his wife signing into their streaming accounts on their parents’ TVs for six weeks and then not signing out and then moving themselves to a new household
Dick move.
Dick move.
Netflix being the worst live sports broadcast and the most aggressive in buying new sports rights is supremely annoying.
December 25, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Netflix being the worst live sports broadcast and the most aggressive in buying new sports rights is supremely annoying.
It is 80 degrees on Christmas and I am in shorts and a Hawaiian shirt, as is appropriate
December 25, 2025 at 10:10 PM
It is 80 degrees on Christmas and I am in shorts and a Hawaiian shirt, as is appropriate
Very annoying that somebody found out that the way to beat the Thunder was to find a Monstar and that that guy had to be just fucking loathsome.
December 25, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Very annoying that somebody found out that the way to beat the Thunder was to find a Monstar and that that guy had to be just fucking loathsome.
If a single man has a drying rack in his residence, he is:
1) not single
2) is recently single
3) is marriage material
4) anal retentive to a degree that you don’t want to deal with
1) not single
2) is recently single
3) is marriage material
4) anal retentive to a degree that you don’t want to deal with
OK team, there is a debate in the girls chat, and I have absolutely no idea which side to join in with, if any
If you, a girl, go home with a guy, and he has dishes in his sink or dish drying rack, does that give you the ick
If you, a girl, go home with a guy, and he has dishes in his sink or dish drying rack, does that give you the ick
December 25, 2025 at 7:33 PM
If a single man has a drying rack in his residence, he is:
1) not single
2) is recently single
3) is marriage material
4) anal retentive to a degree that you don’t want to deal with
1) not single
2) is recently single
3) is marriage material
4) anal retentive to a degree that you don’t want to deal with
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We Wish You Baby,
A Merry It's Cold
Christmas Outside
🤝
not going until
you get some
A Merry It's Cold
Christmas Outside
🤝
not going until
you get some
December 25, 2025 at 7:29 PM
We Wish You Baby,
A Merry It's Cold
Christmas Outside
🤝
not going until
you get some
A Merry It's Cold
Christmas Outside
🤝
not going until
you get some
TOM CLANCY’S WORLD WAR III EPIC RED STOM RISING
OK, less contentious post:
You've been placed in charge of a movie studio, and have an unlimited budget to adapt any work of your choosing that has never been made into a live-action TV series or film. What are you picking?
For me: PC Hodgell's Kencyrath Cycle and there's no close second
You've been placed in charge of a movie studio, and have an unlimited budget to adapt any work of your choosing that has never been made into a live-action TV series or film. What are you picking?
For me: PC Hodgell's Kencyrath Cycle and there's no close second
December 25, 2025 at 4:16 PM
TOM CLANCY’S WORLD WAR III EPIC RED STOM RISING
The Hunt for Red October is a Christmas movie, and I have seen that one.
One like, one Christmas movie I have never seen.
A Christmas Story is a freebie
A Christmas Story is a freebie
Time for the annual debate: what decade exactly is A Christmas Story supposed to be set in
December 25, 2025 at 3:32 PM
The Hunt for Red October is a Christmas movie, and I have seen that one.
One like, one Christmas movie I have never seen.
A Christmas Story is a freebie
A Christmas Story is a freebie
Time for the annual debate: what decade exactly is A Christmas Story supposed to be set in
December 25, 2025 at 3:21 PM
One like, one Christmas movie I have never seen.
A Christmas Story is a freebie
A Christmas Story is a freebie
We are about 15 minutes away from the 12th annual Queso Parents Christmas Morning Nap, and I can’t wait.
Just gotta eat the breakfast casserole.
Just gotta eat the breakfast casserole.
December 25, 2025 at 3:15 PM
We are about 15 minutes away from the 12th annual Queso Parents Christmas Morning Nap, and I can’t wait.
Just gotta eat the breakfast casserole.
Just gotta eat the breakfast casserole.
The last time I flew I was in a rush and lost my pocket knife at security after flying with it for 20 years.
Should have asked for new one for Christmas this year.
Should have asked for new one for Christmas this year.
shoutout to the fellow dads out there waiting to save christmas by loaning your pocket knife to a kid struggling to open a present
December 25, 2025 at 2:56 PM
The last time I flew I was in a rush and lost my pocket knife at security after flying with it for 20 years.
Should have asked for new one for Christmas this year.
Should have asked for new one for Christmas this year.
Spending Christmas Eve as God intended it. Hiding in the backyard drinking a beer.
December 25, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Spending Christmas Eve as God intended it. Hiding in the backyard drinking a beer.
Meet Sally, the Porch Goose my dad and stepmom thought would be a great Christmas present. She has 12 seasonal and holiday appropriate outfits.
December 24, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Meet Sally, the Porch Goose my dad and stepmom thought would be a great Christmas present. She has 12 seasonal and holiday appropriate outfits.