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Louisvillian, Cleveland sports fan, Cincinnati Bearcat, Kentucky Colonel, beloved newsletter author.

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Friends, we have soup

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November 11, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I’ve got just the guy
@actioncookbook.com any ideas on who could fill the Giants vacancy?
November 10, 2025 at 9:53 PM
New Action Cookbook Newsletter!

When troubled times hit for air travelers, the ACBN has advice:

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Travel Tips for Troubled Times
Helpful advice for worried flyers from the ACBN Travel Bureau
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November 10, 2025 at 12:16 PM
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Let them half-heartedly punch you in the stomach and make a big deal of it. You're golden! You did a parenting!
November 9, 2025 at 11:21 PM
there’s a guy on Instagram who’s always posting videos like “my kids asked for a boat so I built them a boat” and my guy I know it’s content but if they’re under 8 you can just pretend to let them knock you over, you don’t need to be doing all that
November 9, 2025 at 11:19 PM
me eating pasta
lmao sauce is so good
November 9, 2025 at 4:31 PM
seeing “second 10-win season in Indiana history” is a wild stat when the first was last year and they’ve been playing since 1887
November 8, 2025 at 8:41 PM
That might be the first catch I’ve ever seen that’s worth the energy Gus Johnson brings
November 8, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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Gus Johnson on every snap right now
November 8, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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[Gus Johnson commentating the 1914 assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand in Sarajevo] Princip, stepping out of the crowd. Princip! PRINCIP. OHHHH. GAVRILO PRINCIP
November 25, 2023 at 5:17 PM
the government: we’re reducing flights across the board
spirit airlines: you gotta catch me first
November 7, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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It has become my solid gold, number rule for social media: Hate clicks are still clicks, attention is what the bad people want, and that is precisely the precious thing that I will not give them
seeing an unwelcome uptick in people I follow quote-tweeting bad people with bad opinions lately. I do not want to see the bad people's bad opinions, that's why I don't follow *them*
November 7, 2025 at 2:10 PM
seeing an unwelcome uptick in people I follow quote-tweeting bad people with bad opinions lately. I do not want to see the bad people's bad opinions, that's why I don't follow *them*
November 7, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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i hear this is an app for talking about sports

so I wanted to let you guys know about my new newsletter and YouTube channel where we can talk about sports
A major announcement (!)
Get ready for more newsletters and more videos from Rodger. Welcome to Sports!
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November 7, 2025 at 1:43 PM
New Action Cookbook Newsletter!

The darkness is setting in, and I'm getting cozy. Today's ACBN features an easy soup, a cocktail that's *exactly my style*, indie rock, a charming movie, a quick-reading novel, and more!

It's Friday, friends. Come on in.

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I Entered a Land of Perpetual Darkness and All I Got Was This Lousy Hour of Sleep
The Friday Newsletter reacts to the time change with the quiet dignity you've come to expect from me, and also soup
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November 7, 2025 at 12:16 PM
2025 ME: hoorary, they found the Subway guy not guilty!
2005 ME: wait, the Subway guy was charged with a crime?
2025 ME: oh, no. I mean, yes. Different one, though. The one you're thinking of is very much guilty. Still in prison, actually.
November 6, 2025 at 8:13 PM
There's going to be a crowded race for this seat, obviously, but one name we can't overlook: Cincinnati head football coach Scott Satterfield, who's reportedly interested in a move to the political arena
BREAKING:

Speaker Emerita Nancy Pelosi is retiring.
November 6, 2025 at 2:12 PM
a reminder, should you have a partner working late / out of town and are following the natural urge to eat something stupid: I moved the post over years ago, you don't need Twitter screenshots
SPOUSE: I have to work late Thursday
OUTER MONOLOGUE: I am going to miss you
INNER MONOLOGUE: I am going to eat something very stupid
November 6, 2025 at 1:22 PM
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Normal People Don’t Want This Shit is running away with the vote tonight
November 5, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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There are more of us than there are of them.
November 5, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Andrew Cuomo retire bitch
BREAKING: DECISION DESK HQ CALLS NYC MAYORAL RACE FOR ZOHRAN MAMDANI.
November 5, 2025 at 2:16 AM
didn’t see that one coming but sure I guess so
November 5, 2025 at 2:10 AM
this image of the smoke showing up on radar is crazy, that’s half the city
November 4, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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The situation is serious. Please pray for the families affected. I’m headed to Louisville now.
November 4, 2025 at 11:09 PM