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405 ‘til I die.
Proprietor of The Internet's Worst Matts List, the Internet's only ranking of Worst Matts since 2018, now presented exclusively on Bluesky.
Proprietor of The Internet's Worst Matts List, the Internet's only ranking of Worst Matts since 2018, now presented exclusively on Bluesky.
Google says “sometimes!”
November 12, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Google says “sometimes!”
I do not know! We don’t have Anytime here in force.
November 12, 2025 at 1:23 AM
I do not know! We don’t have Anytime here in force.
Ok so you’re good to do Planet Fitness. Go to the one easiest for you to get to.
November 12, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Ok so you’re good to do Planet Fitness. Go to the one easiest for you to get to.
Planet Fitness…do you use a squat rack in your workouts
November 12, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Planet Fitness…do you use a squat rack in your workouts
we need a mechanism whereby when the immigrants from certain states start to embrace the past ideologies of their former states that run counter to the American ideal...where we can clean that up. Fix the glitch.
November 11, 2025 at 9:34 PM
we need a mechanism whereby when the immigrants from certain states start to embrace the past ideologies of their former states that run counter to the American ideal...where we can clean that up. Fix the glitch.
God, on the return trip from that one I literally had to walk a mile and a half partially across a hay field at 4am to get my flight back to Frankfurt. Still made it just fine.
November 11, 2025 at 9:29 PM
God, on the return trip from that one I literally had to walk a mile and a half partially across a hay field at 4am to get my flight back to Frankfurt. Still made it just fine.
legitimately hadn't been on a plane since 9/11 at that point.
November 11, 2025 at 9:24 PM
legitimately hadn't been on a plane since 9/11 at that point.
And because of you I’m going to have the B.C. Clarke’s Anniversary Sale jingle in my head at least two weeks before it airs the first time.
November 11, 2025 at 6:02 PM
And because of you I’m going to have the B.C. Clarke’s Anniversary Sale jingle in my head at least two weeks before it airs the first time.
I think pre-WWII and the nascent stages of the Cold War are two awesome periods for Bond (and other period films). Would absolutely rip.
Like a Spanish Civil War movie would go hard.
Like a Spanish Civil War movie would go hard.
November 11, 2025 at 4:54 PM
I think pre-WWII and the nascent stages of the Cold War are two awesome periods for Bond (and other period films). Would absolutely rip.
Like a Spanish Civil War movie would go hard.
Like a Spanish Civil War movie would go hard.
this is actually Indiana Jones
November 11, 2025 at 4:48 PM
this is actually Indiana Jones
Bond sails with Francis Drake on the Golden Hind to fight the satanic Portuguese
November 11, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Bond sails with Francis Drake on the Golden Hind to fight the satanic Portuguese
If 33% of voters believe in a monster named glonzo that eats all the copper wire you have to address the glonzo crisis.
November 11, 2025 at 4:41 PM
If 33% of voters believe in a monster named glonzo that eats all the copper wire you have to address the glonzo crisis.
Oh glonzo. It’s a meme about how median voters are stupid.
November 11, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Oh glonzo. It’s a meme about how median voters are stupid.
Edge on Windows desktop.
November 11, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Edge on Windows desktop.
I think it's a hot dog sold by Costco.
November 11, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I think it's a hot dog sold by Costco.
no bad mood can't be fixed with 20 minutes of full blast recirculating car air-conditioning and an ice cold (Diet) Coke.
November 11, 2025 at 4:26 PM
no bad mood can't be fixed with 20 minutes of full blast recirculating car air-conditioning and an ice cold (Diet) Coke.
it is a city of scalawags.
November 11, 2025 at 4:18 PM
it is a city of scalawags.