Same Sad Echo
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Same Sad Echo
@samesadecho.bsky.social
· Mar 11
Ms. Piggy, listening to One by Metallica: Darkness?? Imprisoning MOI???
it’s been a
long December
and there’s reason to believe
maybe this year all the flags will be half mast
long December
and there’s reason to believe
maybe this year all the flags will be half mast
January 1, 2026 at 5:59 PM
it’s been a
long December
and there’s reason to believe
maybe this year all the flags will be half mast
long December
and there’s reason to believe
maybe this year all the flags will be half mast
well I see 2026 is rolling in with the same old bullshit as last year (I have to snowblow the driveway)
January 1, 2026 at 4:13 PM
well I see 2026 is rolling in with the same old bullshit as last year (I have to snowblow the driveway)
watched the stranger things finale with my daughter and am about to fall asleep on the couch, pretty perfect news years eve
January 1, 2026 at 3:36 AM
watched the stranger things finale with my daughter and am about to fall asleep on the couch, pretty perfect news years eve
on second thought I would prefer not advancing into the future
December 31, 2025 at 11:05 PM
on second thought I would prefer not advancing into the future
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Illustrations from Japanese fireworks catalogues (ca. 1880s) — https://publicdomainreview.org/collection/japanese-fireworks-catalogues #newyearseve #fireworks
December 31, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Illustrations from Japanese fireworks catalogues (ca. 1880s) — https://publicdomainreview.org/collection/japanese-fireworks-catalogues #newyearseve #fireworks
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i have very rapidly become incapable of thinking about anything that isn’t this video
December 29, 2025 at 9:14 PM
i have very rapidly become incapable of thinking about anything that isn’t this video
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Nothing comes out of these water jets but lies and insinuations. Why did I buy a j'accuzzi?
December 31, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Nothing comes out of these water jets but lies and insinuations. Why did I buy a j'accuzzi?
I wouldn't say favorite, but certainly most memorable
December 31, 2025 at 2:47 PM
I wouldn't say favorite, but certainly most memorable
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oh christ look at the time
December 12, 2023 at 9:21 PM
oh christ look at the time
make every day a contest to see how many dogs you can pet
okay let's do a thread of FUN ONLY, no-stress, low-stakes New Year's Resolutions that are designed not to make you become a Better™️ Person™️ but purely to increase the amount of happiness in your life in 2026
I'm going to learn Polish folk embroidery and I want to DM at least a one-shot of something
I'm going to learn Polish folk embroidery and I want to DM at least a one-shot of something
December 31, 2025 at 1:59 AM
make every day a contest to see how many dogs you can pet
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fuck. I just made a HUGE ad buy at posh dot com
If you compare the output of the New Order versus the output of the Boring Old Farts in 76 and beyond, I think the old farts win?
"new order" v. "boring old farts" in Sounds, 6 Nov 1976.
December 30, 2025 at 8:44 PM
fuck. I just made a HUGE ad buy at posh dot com
one time I found a child's jacket and returned it to his parents, Alec & Hilaria Baldwin
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 30, 2025 at 5:39 PM
one time I found a child's jacket and returned it to his parents, Alec & Hilaria Baldwin
am I a certified badass? we'll let's just say I am not pre-registering for an upcoming medical appointment. you be the judge
December 30, 2025 at 5:37 PM
am I a certified badass? we'll let's just say I am not pre-registering for an upcoming medical appointment. you be the judge
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"its not clear what kind of move I was trying to do" is one of my all time favorite tweets, but as a public service I share this tumblr collection of the entire 26-tweet reply chain it was part of (courtesy of haywire4) www.tumblr.com/haywire4/173...
![mikefossey: Check this shit out motherfucker [I slide one foot out from under me and fall on my ass, its not clear what kind of move I was trying to do]
DinkMagic: Ever seen this before [I throw my hat like a frisbee 10 feet away and jump over near it]
mikefossey: [I run down a flight of stairs, stop at the second to last step, I pause, and then I jump the last two steps. I do not land it]
DinkMagic: [i throw a grape up in the air and open my mouth but i get scared that i breathed in some fluff and start choking violently]
mikefossey: [I'm doing a mime act where I pretend to pull on a rope but I somehow accidentally grab a real rope and I pull myself off stage]
DinkMagic: [im cooking an omelette and i flip the pan and snatch the omelette out of the air with my hand burning myself] tadaa](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:jir6yritppwxbc3wy6mdbngv/bafkreicpeii4u2iirkgscaerpb5tltbs4ohykg2obbvchzo56pjzo4juie@jpeg)
![mikefossey: [I kick some dust at a guy after losing an argument but the dust flies up into my mouth and I cough so hard I barf]
DinkMagic: [my friend says im going to the store toss me your keys but i see a strange bird and instead throw my wallet in the ditch]
mikefossey: [guy passes me on the highway and flips me off, I throw a full cup of coffee at my own windshield and it spills all over the car]
DinkMagic: [i toss an apple into my elbow-pit to bounce it back out but i miss and try to bite it out of the air but bite my tongue]
mikefossey: [I try to throw a beer can into the recycle but it hits the trash can instead and it's still mostly full so it knocks it over]
DinkMagic: [2 girls are arguing i say here let me solve this and i flip a gold coin i bought on ebay so hard it breaks a fluorescent tube](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:jir6yritppwxbc3wy6mdbngv/bafkreid5fec634tvopl2nybom2l7yrys7hrqbgrpq5gneukqiwt3zm44qu@jpeg)
![mikefossey: [I ask the guy at the store to recommend me a beer and he talks to me for 23 minutes before he realizes i think beer is wine]
DinkMagic: [i ask to be excused from dinner to do homework & then phone my mom because i broke my wrist playing street fighter at 7-11]
mikefossey: [I bite a gold coin to see if it's real, but it's chocolate. I try to play it cool and eat the whole thing without unwrapping it]
DinkMagic: [a teams softball rolls near me] i got this my friends a cuban pitcher [i throw the ball into the back of my own head & faint]
mikefossey: Here, let me park for you, Im really good at parallel parking [i walk over to the driver side and slam my dick in the car door]
DinkMagic: [i testify under oath that i thought a mortgage was a special kind of measuring tape]
mikefossey: [I'm cracking my knuckles and limbering up to fight but then a guy who's on his way to another fight accidentally knocks me over]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:jir6yritppwxbc3wy6mdbngv/bafkreihgywpjsvklyn2mdkfnvn2e4rknldwwa6brmtfkfkrpimkjj76tp4@jpeg)
![DinkMagic: [i ask the butcher for two pounds of boneless chicken Brent]
mikefossey: [at a dinner party I lean on the grand piano while telling a story, but the lid is open and I fall into it, hitting every string]
DinkMagic: [i get anxious at a fancy bar and order a martini and then say "could you imagine if this was soup" to no one really loud]
mikefossey: I try to open a beer with a lighter but I shatter the bottle and cut my hand, and also light my shirt on fire with the lighter]
DinkMagic: [i ride up on my new dirtbike revving it, and set the kickstand down on my own foot and start crying]
mikefossey: [I get water up my nose while I'm doing the dishes and knock my glasses into the garbage disposal when I go to rub my nose]
DinkMagic: [i get angry that I got confused & told an Italian that pizza came from Russia I drive to little Caesars & throw a stone at it](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:jir6yritppwxbc3wy6mdbngv/bafkreifw77g6afsgy7rhshwknw4kcdgujwj4al6ymbwiawohrn6wc5hpme@jpeg)
December 26, 2024 at 9:16 PM
"its not clear what kind of move I was trying to do" is one of my all time favorite tweets, but as a public service I share this tumblr collection of the entire 26-tweet reply chain it was part of (courtesy of haywire4) www.tumblr.com/haywire4/173...
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MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE: i got easily tricked by a moron and it took me years to realize it
THE MEDIA: wow! may we hear your insights??
THE MEDIA: wow! may we hear your insights??
December 30, 2025 at 11:06 AM
MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE: i got easily tricked by a moron and it took me years to realize it
THE MEDIA: wow! may we hear your insights??
THE MEDIA: wow! may we hear your insights??
when @rmj.bsky.social puts on his sombrero to order Mexican food
December 30, 2025 at 2:31 AM
when @rmj.bsky.social puts on his sombrero to order Mexican food
once at a grocery store, Jennifer Connelly asked my wife if she knew which peppers were jalapeno and which were serrano
later we saw her ice skating
later we saw her ice skating
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 29, 2025 at 5:19 PM
once at a grocery store, Jennifer Connelly asked my wife if she knew which peppers were jalapeno and which were serrano
later we saw her ice skating
later we saw her ice skating
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yes, I once Banged the Drums of War. but please now heed my warnings about how it is Dangerous to be Mean to Me
August 15, 2023 at 6:38 PM
yes, I once Banged the Drums of War. but please now heed my warnings about how it is Dangerous to be Mean to Me
well it's Monday of Lost Week. time to send precisely three emails, eat a cookie, and take a nap
December 29, 2025 at 3:06 PM
well it's Monday of Lost Week. time to send precisely three emails, eat a cookie, and take a nap
today I discovered my brother in law is a huge Shout At The TV During Games Guy
December 29, 2025 at 12:48 AM
today I discovered my brother in law is a huge Shout At The TV During Games Guy
and Tiny Tim, who DID have moderate to severe symptoms of Crohn’s Disease
December 28, 2025 at 8:07 PM
and Tiny Tim, who DID have moderate to severe symptoms of Crohn’s Disease
you, to yourself, every time you post on Bluesky
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 6:33 PM
you, to yourself, every time you post on Bluesky
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Name your fav film that nobody else knows about
December 27, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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she’s a brick
and I’m Type N mortar
and I’m Type N mortar
December 27, 2025 at 2:02 AM
she’s a brick
and I’m Type N mortar
and I’m Type N mortar