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· Jan 5
[at the blood bank]
"oh no, I just labeled all these blood bags incorrectly."
"so they aren't type As?"
"no they're all typos."
"oh no, I just labeled all these blood bags incorrectly."
"so they aren't type As?"
"no they're all typos."
i feel like chandler bing learned his verbal cadence from men at work
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SECV...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SECV...
Men At Work - Who Can It Be Now? (Official Video)
YouTube video by MenAtWorkVEVO
www.youtube.com
February 16, 2026 at 2:38 AM
i feel like chandler bing learned his verbal cadence from men at work
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SECV...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SECV...
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Hearing reports that yes, it is
February 16, 2026 at 1:29 AM
Hearing reports that yes, it is
@eyepatchguy.bsky.social on one hand it bothers me that the all star game mvp trophy is named after Kobe. He does deserve it and he was a terrible person. On the other hand, what a perfect meaningless honor to be associated with. it’s worthless and I love it
February 16, 2026 at 1:13 AM
@eyepatchguy.bsky.social on one hand it bothers me that the all star game mvp trophy is named after Kobe. He does deserve it and he was a terrible person. On the other hand, what a perfect meaningless honor to be associated with. it’s worthless and I love it
that time @samesadecho.bsky.social put pop rocks in his bag of Cheetos
Well, that was fun while it lasted.
February 16, 2026 at 1:01 AM
that time @samesadecho.bsky.social put pop rocks in his bag of Cheetos
name a product Shaq won’t shill for.
you can’t
you can’t
February 15, 2026 at 11:14 PM
name a product Shaq won’t shill for.
you can’t
you can’t
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Dying to defend a multicultural economic zone is very literally the definition of the American revolution. The Colonial army -- which included freed slaves, native people, and people from every European country -- was likely the most diverse army ever assembled up to that point
February 15, 2026 at 7:16 PM
Dying to defend a multicultural economic zone is very literally the definition of the American revolution. The Colonial army -- which included freed slaves, native people, and people from every European country -- was likely the most diverse army ever assembled up to that point
My son just described Chance Mallory as “Kihei Clark but good.”… which is (1) rude and (2) fair (?)
February 15, 2026 at 3:10 AM
My son just described Chance Mallory as “Kihei Clark but good.”… which is (1) rude and (2) fair (?)
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That's weird, she just told me that she didn't even race today.
February 14, 2026 at 8:01 PM
That's weird, she just told me that she didn't even race today.
@erictime.bsky.social slept in until 6:45am today. Please take my old dad card.
February 14, 2026 at 2:46 PM
@erictime.bsky.social slept in until 6:45am today. Please take my old dad card.
Respect
I’m 72. I used ”mid” and “rizz” for the benefit of my 7th grader grandson. His trauma was profound.
February 14, 2026 at 2:45 PM
Respect
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be kind you yourselves today 🌹💕
February 14, 2026 at 1:23 PM
be kind you yourselves today 🌹💕
[watching giant slalom]
“What the hell? These are just REGULAR SIZED PEOPLE!”
“What the hell? These are just REGULAR SIZED PEOPLE!”
February 14, 2026 at 12:47 PM
[watching giant slalom]
“What the hell? These are just REGULAR SIZED PEOPLE!”
“What the hell? These are just REGULAR SIZED PEOPLE!”
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Ok, back of the napkin math, let's $100/sqft to buy and $75/sqft to retrofit - both high side estimates - means 218 million sqft of detention centers, or approximately 50% of the total sqft of all existing US prisons 👍👍👍
Breaking news: ICE expects to spend $38.3 billion on its plan to acquire warehouses across the U.S. and retrofit them into immigrant detention centers that can hold tens of thousands of people, according to agency documents.
ICE plans to spend $38.3 billion turning warehouses into detention centers
ICE plans to spend $38.3 billion converting warehouses into detention centers, according to planning documents, more than the annual budgets of 22 states.
www.washingtonpost.com
February 14, 2026 at 2:27 AM
Ok, back of the napkin math, let's $100/sqft to buy and $75/sqft to retrofit - both high side estimates - means 218 million sqft of detention centers, or approximately 50% of the total sqft of all existing US prisons 👍👍👍
i believe this might be the most comprehensive listing of tanking ideas on a podcast
February 14, 2026 at 1:05 AM
i believe this might be the most comprehensive listing of tanking ideas on a podcast
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me to my teenage son: "hey it's 12 degrees out. you can't just wear your giannis jersey to school."
teenage son:
teenage son:
February 13, 2026 at 1:52 PM
me to my teenage son: "hey it's 12 degrees out. you can't just wear your giannis jersey to school."
teenage son:
teenage son:
let it be known.
THIS WAS CHRIS PAUL'S LAST GAME EVER
THIS WAS CHRIS PAUL'S LAST GAME EVER
February 13, 2026 at 7:09 PM
let it be known.
THIS WAS CHRIS PAUL'S LAST GAME EVER
THIS WAS CHRIS PAUL'S LAST GAME EVER
chris paul uses 3X as many exclamation points as I would've guessed
Chris Paul retires from the NBA
February 13, 2026 at 5:58 PM
chris paul uses 3X as many exclamation points as I would've guessed
Cissoko: "Let me seeeeeee thattttt dooooooouuuuugh"
Sidy Cissoko was active for his 50th game last night and is now out of NBA eligibility on his two-way contract. For Portland to have Cissoko active for any further games, they'll need to sign him to a standard contract.
Caleb Love has used 45 of his 50 games of NBA eligibility.
Caleb Love has used 45 of his 50 games of NBA eligibility.
February 13, 2026 at 2:10 PM
Cissoko: "Let me seeeeeee thattttt dooooooouuuuugh"
of the defenders one has seen in the past several years across leagues, aiming for a key stop in a one on one match, we are witnessing Shams Charania smoked attempting to keep reigning Celeb game MVP from scoring.
February 13, 2026 at 1:56 PM
of the defenders one has seen in the past several years across leagues, aiming for a key stop in a one on one match, we are witnessing Shams Charania smoked attempting to keep reigning Celeb game MVP from scoring.
me to my teenage son: "hey it's 12 degrees out. you can't just wear your giannis jersey to school."
teenage son:
teenage son:
February 13, 2026 at 1:52 PM
me to my teenage son: "hey it's 12 degrees out. you can't just wear your giannis jersey to school."
teenage son:
teenage son:
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dudes rock
We’ve got a sleeveless cross-country skier, surely making NFL offensive linemen proud
February 13, 2026 at 12:39 PM
dudes rock
Hell yeah.
you lose this time, cancer
you lose this time, cancer
Nikola Topić makes his season debut 💙
After battling testicular cancer and undergoing chemotherapy, the OKC guard hits the floor and wastes no time getting on the stat sheet.
#NBA
After battling testicular cancer and undergoing chemotherapy, the OKC guard hits the floor and wastes no time getting on the stat sheet.
#NBA
February 13, 2026 at 2:06 AM
Hell yeah.
you lose this time, cancer
you lose this time, cancer
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it's not easy breeding deer for gigantism, but that's why I make the big bucks
February 12, 2026 at 8:48 PM
it's not easy breeding deer for gigantism, but that's why I make the big bucks