(Neither of you asked for this screed. Also, to echo Dan, great writing Tom.)

Like, we often talk about how overvaluing your own players is a sin, but we don't often talk about undervaluing the hidden gems on your team makes people insane.

So many people passed on Giannis and Joker, but only a select few had the rights to Lauri Markkanen and now look at him.

I used to think that what really haunted franchises is the guys they passed up in the draft.

But now, as I am older, I genuinely think that what truly kills fans and dooms franchises is passing up on the guys who WERE ON THE ROSTER and go on to star elsewhere.

Maybe you should play them less; let them rest up

I need this in my maw

do you really trust a man with two first names

this is at @kenpom.com (I'm sure it's technicals per possession there though)

are you really into baths or are you really into big baths? the bath community knows the difference.

Do you know if there are metro passes to Yikesville? I need to get in and out quickly because there’s a conference there.

serious LOL at my desk in a meeting

man, I would *hate* to be that guy's acupuncturist

are many of your problems "Does not possess a huge lever that makes a KA-CHUNK sound"?

see my previous question

why do you hate people

Adam, this is a good skeet.

ALOUD

I feel like you wearing this as a t-shirt answered a lot of my questions