every so often, I think to myself, "man I should've bought a bunch of bitcoin in 2008. I would be so rich!"
most days though, im happy with my boring-ass mutual funds.
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most days though, im happy with my boring-ass mutual funds.
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November 17, 2025 at 2:57 PM
every so often, I think to myself, "man I should've bought a bunch of bitcoin in 2008. I would be so rich!"
most days though, im happy with my boring-ass mutual funds.
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most days though, im happy with my boring-ass mutual funds.
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Jokic ahead of Shaq is even more hilarious
November 12, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Jokic ahead of Shaq is even more hilarious
[64 year-old on an enormous ladder]: “God, I can’t wait until next year.”
November 9, 2025 at 12:52 PM
[64 year-old on an enormous ladder]: “God, I can’t wait until next year.”
November 4, 2025 at 4:16 PM
this is particularly oedipal.
November 4, 2025 at 3:53 PM
this is particularly oedipal.
Stupidest timeline etc. etc.
November 1, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Stupidest timeline etc. etc.
when you mychart message your doctor about that sleeping injury
October 20, 2025 at 1:17 PM
when you mychart message your doctor about that sleeping injury
I was married but I'm not married any more. Women don't like the vehicle.
October 16, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I was married but I'm not married any more. Women don't like the vehicle.
The calls… are coming from inside the house
October 10, 2025 at 11:14 AM
The calls… are coming from inside the house
The NYT never had “western” omelette prepared by @samesadecho.bsky.social
October 8, 2025 at 6:58 PM
The NYT never had “western” omelette prepared by @samesadecho.bsky.social
It was "At Midnight" with Chris Hardwick on Comedy Central. Thanks, as always, to @thesuperhoo.bsky.social for the tv shot.
October 8, 2025 at 4:16 PM
It was "At Midnight" with Chris Hardwick on Comedy Central. Thanks, as always, to @thesuperhoo.bsky.social for the tv shot.
@theuptownfive.bsky.social is that....
October 2, 2025 at 2:47 PM
@theuptownfive.bsky.social is that....
I simply don't see how getting stupendously drunk is going to help me solve this problem but if I must...
September 17, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I simply don't see how getting stupendously drunk is going to help me solve this problem but if I must...
No one ever had “that talk” with a young David French about where his dog, Sprinkles, went after it turned 9.
September 11, 2025 at 9:45 PM
No one ever had “that talk” with a young David French about where his dog, Sprinkles, went after it turned 9.