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The squirrel tweet guy
An OJ Simpson themed technology company called "if I did IT"
November 18, 2025 at 7:05 PM
One of my favorite lines from my favorite television shows is “well, where did the lighter fluid come from then?”
November 18, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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Easy choice if you're a deer deciding where to buy a house
November 17, 2025 at 3:53 PM
at the point now where I'd rather read prose from epstein emails.
November 17, 2025 at 3:17 PM
at a minimum, we've now identified patient zero of the intruder therein, the brain worm.
November 17, 2025 at 3:16 PM
every so often, I think to myself, "man I should've bought a bunch of bitcoin in 2008. I would be so rich!"

most days though, im happy with my boring-ass mutual funds.

picture unrelated
November 17, 2025 at 2:57 PM
help me but don’t tell me deny it
November 17, 2025 at 10:57 AM
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yeah keep my bread up in your vision/
when you see my dough you say He Is Risen/
yo i pray and sauté like you never seen/
on my knees before Leo like he’s fourteen
November 16, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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Had to put the Roley on my Eucha-wrist/
Had to bake loaves to go with the fish/
You ain’t never tasted such a blessed dish/
Blood and the body? that’s a *chef’s kiss*
November 16, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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A Catholic rapper/chef called Barefoot Confessa
November 16, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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5 headlines tonight on Charlotte Observer’s homepage:

“Manolo's Bakery closes to protect customers”

“Church members flee as federal agents arrive”

“Super G executive describes agents dragging out teen employee”

“Border Patrol questions people at Walmart”

“Border Patrol sweep sparks fear”
November 16, 2025 at 4:25 AM
The Timberwolves Prince jerseys are lit.
November 16, 2025 at 2:16 AM
A Catholic rapper/chef called Barefoot Confessa
November 16, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Congrats to Willie Green.

May we all one day aspire to be a fired NBA head coach.
November 15, 2025 at 6:40 PM
@mckinneykelsey.bsky.social @christhompson.bsky.social
Hi - I just got around to finishing the Bake Off piece and try to make it habit of thanking writers for stuff I enjoy.

So, thank you- I know this season has been rough.
November 15, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Russ's book "The History of Basketball in 15 Sneakers" is hella good. I bought it for my son last Christmas and he devoured it.

Go get you a copy.
found out yesterday my book is going into a third printing and while I wish it was a 30th, I am eternally grateful to anyone who's picked up a copy
November 14, 2025 at 4:18 PM
is that because they don't iron their clothes?
November 14, 2025 at 4:11 PM
@samesadecho.bsky.social they took our slogan. Wtf
November 14, 2025 at 12:29 PM
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Yo! Early and ad free for patrons we got @hausofdecline.bsky.social on the show! Yes the one you know! Music, games, art, gay comics, web comics, and gay web comics - it’s a journey you can get to now for five bucks (or wait to go on also with some ads.) www.patreon.com/posts/episod...
Episode 304 - The Secret World of Alex Haus (feat. @hausofdecline) Early and Ad Free! | Trevor Strunk
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November 13, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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Much respect to the Not-So-Great Defector bakers @christhompson.bsky.social and @mckinneykelsey.bsky.social for just saying fuck it after a season of indignity and baking whatever the hell they damn pleased.

"I love not measuring! It is my passion!"

[🎁]
The Not-So-Great Defector Bake Off Says "Pooh-Pooh" To The Grand Finale | Defector
Welcome back to The Not-So-Great Defector Bake Off, where Kelsey and Chris attempt to complete the technical challenges from the newest season of The Great British Bake Off in their own home kitchens,...
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November 13, 2025 at 11:42 PM
[paula cole voice]

where did all the blue cheese goooooooooo
November 13, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Wife: “I read that the guy that fired Luka Doncic got fired”
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November 13, 2025 at 1:12 AM
If you ever wanted an Orlando Magic player on Shark Tank, it would hard to beat Goga Ebitda-ze
November 13, 2025 at 1:09 AM
@davedufour.bsky.social would it be funny or the the funniest thing ever if rob pelinka tried to hire nico harrison
November 12, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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Yesterday was a great day to end the death penalty.
Today is a great day to end the death penalty.
Tomorrow will be a great day to end the death penalty.

End the death penalty.
Over no public dissents, #SCOTUS denies a stay of execution to Florida death-row inmate Bryan Jennings, who is scheduled to be killed by the state tomorrow.
November 12, 2025 at 10:57 PM