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move over, santa claus. theres another guy with a list - but everyone on it is naughty!!
July 18, 2025 at 1:28 AM
move over, santa claus. theres another guy with a list - but everyone on it is naughty!!
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my deaf brother just got back from the bakery. hes not happy. he asked in ASL for a specific kind of cookie and he got the wrong kind. hes thinking of suing. but he probably wont win because the bakery said he signed a wafer
July 28, 2025 at 4:41 AM
my deaf brother just got back from the bakery. hes not happy. he asked in ASL for a specific kind of cookie and he got the wrong kind. hes thinking of suing. but he probably wont win because the bakery said he signed a wafer
sitting by the fireplace with a taser waiting for that damn grinch
December 25, 2025 at 5:41 AM
sitting by the fireplace with a taser waiting for that damn grinch
doug exeters 2025 album of the year is: “august and everything after“, the 1993 debut by counting crows. with smash hits like the monster “mr jones” and “omaha“, adam and the gang show that they have a bright future, and the future starts now
December 18, 2025 at 4:04 PM
doug exeters 2025 album of the year is: “august and everything after“, the 1993 debut by counting crows. with smash hits like the monster “mr jones” and “omaha“, adam and the gang show that they have a bright future, and the future starts now
parasocial queen
now were sharing the same memes
and our profiles read as one
loads more online fun
now were sharing the same memes
and our profiles read as one
loads more online fun
December 17, 2025 at 5:47 PM
parasocial queen
now were sharing the same memes
and our profiles read as one
loads more online fun
now were sharing the same memes
and our profiles read as one
loads more online fun
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our server died today at lunch, which made me realize just how much we depend on restaurant wait staff
December 12, 2025 at 11:07 PM
our server died today at lunch, which made me realize just how much we depend on restaurant wait staff
LIAM NEESON: i have a very particular set of pills
December 11, 2025 at 8:48 PM
LIAM NEESON: i have a very particular set of pills
*reading kid rock’s resume* it says here you “watch lots of crotch”?
December 8, 2025 at 1:10 AM
*reading kid rock’s resume* it says here you “watch lots of crotch”?
welcome to the college football playoffs. where the rules are made up and the points dont matter
December 7, 2025 at 10:32 PM
welcome to the college football playoffs. where the rules are made up and the points dont matter
in a shock, the winner of a made up award from one of the worlds foremost institutions of corruption is president donald j trump
December 5, 2025 at 7:01 PM
in a shock, the winner of a made up award from one of the worlds foremost institutions of corruption is president donald j trump
wayne gretzky. canadas greatest and most barely literate son
December 5, 2025 at 7:00 PM
wayne gretzky. canadas greatest and most barely literate son
im sorry but if your political party cant welcome both mr burns and the irishman mr burns crippled its just not a big enough tent for me
December 5, 2025 at 6:27 AM
im sorry but if your political party cant welcome both mr burns and the irishman mr burns crippled its just not a big enough tent for me
when i witness someone singing Safety Dance
November 29, 2025 at 4:49 PM
when i witness someone singing Safety Dance
i remember when to be in a cult you had to live in a compound and commit revolutionary suicide and everything. now you can just do it all online
November 29, 2025 at 2:14 AM
i remember when to be in a cult you had to live in a compound and commit revolutionary suicide and everything. now you can just do it all online
star wars episode 6-7: a new rizz
November 26, 2025 at 6:18 AM
star wars episode 6-7: a new rizz
ten weeks later, we remember the legacy of chorney kirtch
November 24, 2025 at 6:14 AM
ten weeks later, we remember the legacy of chorney kirtch
doctor operated on my anal glands instead of my adrenal glands because he forgot about dre
November 22, 2025 at 5:25 PM
doctor operated on my anal glands instead of my adrenal glands because he forgot about dre
yeah it was a great game but im disappointed that they sold board advertising to elon musk
November 22, 2025 at 3:56 PM
yeah it was a great game but im disappointed that they sold board advertising to elon musk
you can take my BLONGKY from my extremely hot dead hands
CPSC Warns Consumers to Immediately Stop Using Portable Electric Car Kettles Due to Risk of Serious Burn Injury; Distributed by BLONGKY www.cpsc.gov/Warnings/202...
November 20, 2025 at 5:03 PM
you can take my BLONGKY from my extremely hot dead hands
*asking about a 4000 year gap on a resume* now it says here you were in “The Bog”?
November 20, 2025 at 1:24 AM
*asking about a 4000 year gap on a resume* now it says here you were in “The Bog”?
to the tune of buffalo soldier
November 19, 2025 at 2:36 AM
to the tune of buffalo soldier
slowly coming to the realization that quinn hughes is NHL tungsten arm o’doyle
November 18, 2025 at 6:02 AM
slowly coming to the realization that quinn hughes is NHL tungsten arm o’doyle
oh, so my new password cant be one of my previously used passwords? guess ill have no trouble remembering it next time!
November 18, 2025 at 1:02 AM
oh, so my new password cant be one of my previously used passwords? guess ill have no trouble remembering it next time!