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Politics Man
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I'm eating
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Don't give anything an Emmy until it's as good as this.
February 11, 2026 at 12:43 AM
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January 31, 2026 at 2:22 PM
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Sneak peek of my Doritos commercial that will be airing during the big game.
February 9, 2026 at 12:56 AM
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February 9, 2026 at 2:34 AM
Imagine if it happened right now
February 9, 2026 at 12:54 AM
AI can write a novel in one day based on your loosely formed ideas. It can do literally everything, all the thinking, writing, characters, everything. Buy my course for $999 and I'll teach you how.

Wait, wait no, wait do not type "how to write a novel in one day" into the AI. Do not do that!!
February 8, 2026 at 6:26 PM
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Got kicked out of the liberry again cuz a couple people complained about my therapy goose Insane Willie.
October 22, 2023 at 2:13 PM
I know exactly how that guard felt showing up on August 10 and realizing he has to do all this extra work cause no one can be bothered to do their fucking job
February 8, 2026 at 5:34 PM
If I wanted to see men's downhill I'd just watch western civilization
February 8, 2026 at 5:10 AM
I can't believe this is 8 years old, but once upon a time I made a jingle for YKS soundcloud.com/turdguy/yks-...
YKS Shitty Demo
Listen to YKS Shitty Demo by Yung Neilyoungnaires #np on #SoundCloud
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February 8, 2026 at 4:32 AM
Timothee Chalamet pops up on the tv and I scream FUCK so loud the dog goes to bed and I have to act cool in front of my wife for the rest of the game while I figure out how we're ever gonna retire
No, but really, who wants this? Who is the audience for this? Who could possibly want this?
February 8, 2026 at 3:35 AM
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When Republicans do it / When Democrats do it
February 7, 2026 at 11:41 PM
Saturday Rosie candids
February 7, 2026 at 6:46 PM
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This photo is funnier than it has any business being

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February 7, 2026 at 3:13 PM
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I hope Dems begin to see that moderate or progressive, AIPAC is not our friend.

They endorse January 6th insurrectionists. Yet if you so much as suggest the US uphold its own Leahy laws, no matter your record, they will work against you.
February 6, 2026 at 2:52 PM
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The word don't is censored. Don't, or Don T. If you're looking for just some fun proof they're doing control+f censoring
February 5, 2026 at 11:30 PM
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don't worry, i'm on the case
February 5, 2026 at 11:15 PM
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this stuff has really broken me. it's simply astounding that so many people who have been allowed to amass unimaginable wealth are so droolingly stupid, so unmoored from and in fact hostile to any sense of community or social responsibility, and oh by the way they love to constantly rape children
February 4, 2026 at 1:29 AM
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i was reading some old 90s books about dialup cybersex BBSes on archive.org and i learned about tom terrific who owned the pleasure dome. thank you, tom terrific, for owning the pleasure dome.
February 3, 2026 at 2:02 PM
Ripping up every government contract with these companies should be a priority on the same level as abolishing ICE.
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SpaceX will acquire xAI, the company announced, representing a merger of two of Elon Musk's most ambitious companies. https://cnn.it/4kid7KL
February 2, 2026 at 10:44 PM
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It’s your city, from the sidewalk to the skyline. The David Dinkins Municipal Building’s rooftop is open & free to everyone, starting this June.
February 2, 2026 at 8:25 PM
my favorite channels on youtube at the moment are guys that have like $100k of vintage synths and gear and make cool as hell jams and get like 30k views earning them 10's of dollars. Weird programmer guys just in it for the love of the game.
February 1, 2026 at 11:36 PM
There's an interesting 20 yr story to be told about the transition from cable to streaming in which younger, tech-savvier consumers arrived on streaming first, and the streaming co's catered to them with some of the best prestige TV ever made, and now every moron with a Roku is there and we get this
February 1, 2026 at 8:03 PM
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Epstein is the most garish and harrowing manifestation of this but oligarchy makes life miserable in a thousand other ways. A core point of democracy is that no one should have so much power that they can make themselves everybody's problem. We should have a political party that believes that
The Epstein emails should really end the debate over whether society should have billionaires. "Do you want there to be a class of people so powerful they can fuck your kids and no one will even try to do anything" seems like an easy sell if everyone in politics wasn't trying to get on their payroll
January 31, 2026 at 9:55 PM
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it’s not necessarily that all these people in the epstein files participated in the raping of girls it’s that none of them cared and if he hadn’t been arrested and died they’d still be out there trying to be his friend
January 31, 2026 at 5:45 PM