Mark Agee
@markagee.bsky.social
I write stuff and jokes, sometimes for TV shows for money. I like fried pickles.
I just happened to bump into him on the island he owned
"Jeffrey Epstein's island simply happened to be on my way to where I was going on my yacht" is such a simple and relatable explanation that could happen to anyone
February 10, 2026 at 5:04 PM
I just happened to bump into him on the island he owned
Respect to Sam Darnold. Finally a big come up for us Dumb Losers Who Just Keep Hanging Around For Some Reason
February 9, 2026 at 2:37 AM
Respect to Sam Darnold. Finally a big come up for us Dumb Losers Who Just Keep Hanging Around For Some Reason
The new Muppet thing was great. Now more than ever we need shows that are a reminder that actual entertainment is messy collaborative chaos where the audience is a player too.
Glad Disney sold these characters to AI so I can make Kermit smoke crack
Glad Disney sold these characters to AI so I can make Kermit smoke crack
February 7, 2026 at 5:03 AM
The new Muppet thing was great. Now more than ever we need shows that are a reminder that actual entertainment is messy collaborative chaos where the audience is a player too.
Glad Disney sold these characters to AI so I can make Kermit smoke crack
Glad Disney sold these characters to AI so I can make Kermit smoke crack
"Look, we've already had a couple dozen A.I. sex dolls come in today, best I can do is 40 bucks"
February 5, 2026 at 9:35 PM
"Look, we've already had a couple dozen A.I. sex dolls come in today, best I can do is 40 bucks"
Reposted by Mark Agee
the lesson any normal ppl would take from the epstein files is that some people will excuse anything in order to be proximal to money and power and these guys are like "well I know we're not in the emails but we want to remind people that we'll also do that"
This level of apologia (from Megan McArdle in a podcast with Josh Barro and Ross Douthat) is fucking appalling. Idk what else there is to say.
February 5, 2026 at 4:50 PM
the lesson any normal ppl would take from the epstein files is that some people will excuse anything in order to be proximal to money and power and these guys are like "well I know we're not in the emails but we want to remind people that we'll also do that"
Mavs at the trade deadline
February 3, 2026 at 10:56 PM
Mavs at the trade deadline
Is the idea that the government should assign these guys offspring directly, or is it we should stand up reeducation camps where we teach these guys PUA tactics
📢 “A huge amount of men between the age of 15 and 50 will not pass on their genes. They will effectively die out of the gene pool ... Should society intervene?” Steven Bartlett asked last year.
Two top podcasters have identified a global decline. The problem, they say, is women
www.smh.com.au
February 3, 2026 at 5:36 PM
Is the idea that the government should assign these guys offspring directly, or is it we should stand up reeducation camps where we teach these guys PUA tactics
Wearing a t-shirt that says "Don't Even Talk To Me Until I've Discussed My Coffee With a ChatBot For Some Reason"
“The company is trialling an AI-powered chatbot, which can help match drinks with customer moods, and is introducing the ability to schedule orders in a bid to reduce customer waits.”
Starbucks bets on robots to brew a turnaround and win customers
Chief executive Brian Niccol explains why he thinks AI will help the coffee giant regain its buzz.
www.bbc.com
February 3, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Wearing a t-shirt that says "Don't Even Talk To Me Until I've Discussed My Coffee With a ChatBot For Some Reason"
Reposted by Mark Agee
Epstein is the most garish and harrowing manifestation of this but oligarchy makes life miserable in a thousand other ways. A core point of democracy is that no one should have so much power that they can make themselves everybody's problem. We should have a political party that believes that
The Epstein emails should really end the debate over whether society should have billionaires. "Do you want there to be a class of people so powerful they can fuck your kids and no one will even try to do anything" seems like an easy sell if everyone in politics wasn't trying to get on their payroll
January 31, 2026 at 9:55 PM
Epstein is the most garish and harrowing manifestation of this but oligarchy makes life miserable in a thousand other ways. A core point of democracy is that no one should have so much power that they can make themselves everybody's problem. We should have a political party that believes that
If anyone's looking for a missing Dem consultant there's a guy in the replies here trying to means test pedophiles
The Epstein emails should really end the debate over whether society should have billionaires. "Do you want there to be a class of people so powerful they can fuck your kids and no one will even try to do anything" seems like an easy sell if everyone in politics wasn't trying to get on their payroll
January 31, 2026 at 5:10 PM
If anyone's looking for a missing Dem consultant there's a guy in the replies here trying to means test pedophiles
The Epstein emails should really end the debate over whether society should have billionaires. "Do you want there to be a class of people so powerful they can fuck your kids and no one will even try to do anything" seems like an easy sell if everyone in politics wasn't trying to get on their payroll
January 30, 2026 at 11:21 PM
The Epstein emails should really end the debate over whether society should have billionaires. "Do you want there to be a class of people so powerful they can fuck your kids and no one will even try to do anything" seems like an easy sell if everyone in politics wasn't trying to get on their payroll
Everyone made fun of cops when they wore shorts and rode Segways, now look at us. We need mandatory dork cops
Masks aside, the shift from Officer Friendly to tacticool slobs in basically every police department in the country bothers me on a visceral level. State police seem to be the last bastion of not looking like shit all the time
January 30, 2026 at 4:49 PM
Everyone made fun of cops when they wore shorts and rode Segways, now look at us. We need mandatory dork cops
So Senate Democrats agreed to fund the government and Trump immediately gave himself $10 billion of it. I don’t know how they don’t look at their polling and understand their problem under Schumer is a fundamental lack of dignity. If I wanna spit on them what’s Trump gonna do
January 30, 2026 at 3:08 PM
So Senate Democrats agreed to fund the government and Trump immediately gave himself $10 billion of it. I don’t know how they don’t look at their polling and understand their problem under Schumer is a fundamental lack of dignity. If I wanna spit on them what’s Trump gonna do
Cooper Flagg is nuts man. Nothing looks hard for him but also he doesn’t seem to know what he’s doing and he sets the NBA rookie scoring record
January 30, 2026 at 4:28 AM
Cooper Flagg is nuts man. Nothing looks hard for him but also he doesn’t seem to know what he’s doing and he sets the NBA rookie scoring record
"Krauts in the open!"
January 29, 2026 at 12:06 AM
"Krauts in the open!"
"We're gonna make a new rule that says the people breaking the first rule really really -- and we're discussing including a third really -- have to follow it."
SCHUMER says Democrats are “united” behind three DHS reforms
1/ End roving patrols; tighten the rules on warrants and require ICE to coordinate with local authorities.
2/ Enforce accountability; a uniform code of conduct.
3/ Require masks off, body cameras on, agents carry ID.
1/ End roving patrols; tighten the rules on warrants and require ICE to coordinate with local authorities.
2/ Enforce accountability; a uniform code of conduct.
3/ Require masks off, body cameras on, agents carry ID.
January 28, 2026 at 9:50 PM
"We're gonna make a new rule that says the people breaking the first rule really really -- and we're discussing including a third really -- have to follow it."
When Guns N' Roses slows it down to do 'Patience'
January 28, 2026 at 5:30 PM
When Guns N' Roses slows it down to do 'Patience'
I understand their limitations here, but it is deeply funny that just by instinct, like salmon swimming upstream, on every issue, the Democrat response to any demand to make things better is "How about we make things worse more slowly"
Dems coalescing around 5 restrictions on ICE, I'm told:
DHS required to cooperate with state probes (big)
CBP stays at border
warrants for arrests
IDs, bodycams
ICE out of churches, schools
"That package unites a lot of Dems," Sen Chris Murphy tells me on the pod:
newrepublic.com/article/2057...
DHS required to cooperate with state probes (big)
CBP stays at border
warrants for arrests
IDs, bodycams
ICE out of churches, schools
"That package unites a lot of Dems," Sen Chris Murphy tells me on the pod:
newrepublic.com/article/2057...
A Dem Senator’s Harsh Takedown of Trump Hits Home: “Breaking Point”
As Trump scrambles to contain the damage from the latest ICE horrors, Senator Chris Murphy offers a sharp indictment of Trump-ICE lawlessness—and explains how Dems can meet the urgency of the moment.
newrepublic.com
January 27, 2026 at 4:56 PM
I understand their limitations here, but it is deeply funny that just by instinct, like salmon swimming upstream, on every issue, the Democrat response to any demand to make things better is "How about we make things worse more slowly"
Tiny Greg Bovino pitching the idea of riding under the next Border Control commander’s hat and still being in charge via Ratatouie’ing
January 27, 2026 at 1:37 AM
Tiny Greg Bovino pitching the idea of riding under the next Border Control commander’s hat and still being in charge via Ratatouie’ing
Sisu is best for all your Nazi suffering needs
whats some good movies that involve a lot of nazis dying
January 27, 2026 at 1:32 AM
Sisu is best for all your Nazi suffering needs
Hearing word that Trump has abdicated and handed power to Will Stancil. The Stancilphate is here, inshallah
January 27, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Hearing word that Trump has abdicated and handed power to Will Stancil. The Stancilphate is here, inshallah
Tony Dokoupil is guest starring on that Merena Baccarin show as a backdoor pilot for "News Country"
NEWS: Bari Weiss will hold an all-hands meeting to discuss the future of CBS News tomorrow, per note that just went out to employees.
January 26, 2026 at 4:45 PM
Tony Dokoupil is guest starring on that Merena Baccarin show as a backdoor pilot for "News Country"
The entire economy depends upon me doing uh this very necessary thing. I’m familiar with it
January 26, 2026 at 6:31 AM
The entire economy depends upon me doing uh this very necessary thing. I’m familiar with it
Sideways Tower of Babel. For Sale. Never (whatever it was for)
Obviously this is a setback but I think it's important not to let it discredit the concept of building a long, extremely narrow glass city in the middle of the desert. www.ft.com/content/036b...
Saudi Arabia to scale back Neom megaproject
Review expected to propose a significant redesign after years of delays and overruns
www.ft.com
January 26, 2026 at 2:47 AM
Sideways Tower of Babel. For Sale. Never (whatever it was for)
Why did they delay a shipment of eggs
ICE out of Minnesota NOW.
Breaking News: Federal law enforcement agents shot and killed a person in Minneapolis on Saturday morning, state and local officials said. Follow live updates.
January 24, 2026 at 9:13 PM
Why did they delay a shipment of eggs