Basquiatball
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I have no personality and am offended you would ask
All banana bread recipes should include brown butter. The only cost is like 5 extra minutes. What i dont understand is why more banana bread recipes dont include cinnamon
February 7, 2026 at 5:37 AM
All banana bread recipes should include brown butter. The only cost is like 5 extra minutes. What i dont understand is why more banana bread recipes dont include cinnamon
We all joke but the best possible muppet show host is Artificial Intelligence, that can lead our children to become productive consumers and producers in our utopian capitalist society until their utility is spent and they bury themselves in the compost mills, the feed the next generation
February 7, 2026 at 5:27 AM
We all joke but the best possible muppet show host is Artificial Intelligence, that can lead our children to become productive consumers and producers in our utopian capitalist society until their utility is spent and they bury themselves in the compost mills, the feed the next generation
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They’re calling it the finest series of words the CBC has ever been responsible for
February 7, 2026 at 5:21 AM
They’re calling it the finest series of words the CBC has ever been responsible for
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DOOM offering a moment of silence for Dilla
February 7, 2026 at 4:39 AM
DOOM offering a moment of silence for Dilla
A great, under-utilized, joke format is the
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February 7, 2026 at 4:36 AM
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Cancun Ted over here argued that “partisanship is inherent and permissible in the districting process” in an amicus brief he filed with the Supreme Court in the Texas redistricting case last September. www.cornyn.senate.gov/wp-content/u...
February 7, 2026 at 4:16 AM
Cancun Ted over here argued that “partisanship is inherent and permissible in the districting process” in an amicus brief he filed with the Supreme Court in the Texas redistricting case last September. www.cornyn.senate.gov/wp-content/u...
And children by the million sing Alex Chilton as he comes round
February 7, 2026 at 4:15 AM
And children by the million sing Alex Chilton as he comes round
Chez Panisse opened a bar a few months ago and walking past it is like walking past a rave with a 60+ age limit
February 7, 2026 at 4:04 AM
Chez Panisse opened a bar a few months ago and walking past it is like walking past a rave with a 60+ age limit
Yoda as Ben Bradlee in All the President's Men
OK, Link had an interesting twist on the standard Muppet prompt:
You can add one Muppet to an otherwise human live-action film. What movie and what Muppet?
You can add one Muppet to an otherwise human live-action film. What movie and what Muppet?
TIRED: Muppet Show with celeb special guest
INSPIRED: Muppet Show Inside The NBA.
INSPIRED: Muppet Show Inside The NBA.
February 7, 2026 at 4:01 AM
Yoda as Ben Bradlee in All the President's Men
I almost posted something so sarcastic it would be completely indistinguishable from sincerity. Which is not a new risk for me, but is probably the final stage of my existence-- which I have successfully held off for one more week!
February 7, 2026 at 3:59 AM
I almost posted something so sarcastic it would be completely indistinguishable from sincerity. Which is not a new risk for me, but is probably the final stage of my existence-- which I have successfully held off for one more week!
What the... I think I just witnessed a bad faith Twitter post by Ted Cruz! #FaithInHumanityShook
February 7, 2026 at 3:54 AM
What the... I think I just witnessed a bad faith Twitter post by Ted Cruz! #FaithInHumanityShook
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I always enjoyed how the old comics allowed Superman and Superboy to be distinct characters in the same timeline but I dont think anybody's done the work establishing that The Rock and Kid Rock started from the same base character.
He was born on this land.
Worked it with his bare hands. Spilled blood, sweat, and tears on it. And now America has forgotten about his contributions and left him behind… oh wait, I’m sorry. I’m being told this is Kid Rock.
Worked it with his bare hands. Spilled blood, sweat, and tears on it. And now America has forgotten about his contributions and left him behind… oh wait, I’m sorry. I’m being told this is Kid Rock.
February 7, 2026 at 3:50 AM
I always enjoyed how the old comics allowed Superman and Superboy to be distinct characters in the same timeline but I dont think anybody's done the work establishing that The Rock and Kid Rock started from the same base character.
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The question is not whether Austin Reaves has been more important to the Lakers than LeBron James this season, the question is whether he has been *twice* as important as LeBron this season
February 7, 2026 at 3:40 AM
The question is not whether Austin Reaves has been more important to the Lakers than LeBron James this season, the question is whether he has been *twice* as important as LeBron this season
24, 61, 29, 70, 30, 37 -winning lottery numbers or Zion Williamson's games played per season
February 7, 2026 at 3:30 AM
24, 61, 29, 70, 30, 37 -winning lottery numbers or Zion Williamson's games played per season
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The Miami Heat have blown 31 double-digit leads since the start of last season, the most by any team in that span.
February 7, 2026 at 3:12 AM
The Miami Heat have blown 31 double-digit leads since the start of last season, the most by any team in that span.
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The latest from Dr. Naomi Wolf (via LinkedIn)
February 7, 2026 at 3:11 AM
The latest from Dr. Naomi Wolf (via LinkedIn)
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Masking at a meeting
February 7, 2026 at 3:15 AM
Masking at a meeting
Seems off-putting at first but they do a whole first act where his cold demeanor melts to reveal he is an impeccable dancer
Hannibal has to be one, right?
February 7, 2026 at 3:13 AM
Seems off-putting at first but they do a whole first act where his cold demeanor melts to reveal he is an impeccable dancer
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Hannibal has to be one, right?
February 7, 2026 at 3:11 AM
Hannibal has to be one, right?
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Meyers - worst
Voorhies - almost as bad
Pennywise - terrible idea, but probably good
Cujo - nope
Elm Street guy - pretty good
Voorhies - almost as bad
Pennywise - terrible idea, but probably good
Cujo - nope
Elm Street guy - pretty good
February 7, 2026 at 3:11 AM
Meyers - worst
Voorhies - almost as bad
Pennywise - terrible idea, but probably good
Cujo - nope
Elm Street guy - pretty good
Voorhies - almost as bad
Pennywise - terrible idea, but probably good
Cujo - nope
Elm Street guy - pretty good
Rank horror film antagonists according to how good they'd be hosting the Muppet Show
February 7, 2026 at 3:08 AM
Rank horror film antagonists according to how good they'd be hosting the Muppet Show
Dude probably stole a whole ass skeleton, driving home with it hanging out his window like Fred Flintsone
Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. went hunting for dinosaur bones in the Dakotas with child sex traffickers Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell.
RFK Jr.’s Bizarre Trip With Epstein and Ghislaine Exposed in Files
The trip took place on a Native reservation where collecting fossils without explicit tribal permission is considered looting.
trib.al
February 7, 2026 at 3:04 AM
Dude probably stole a whole ass skeleton, driving home with it hanging out his window like Fred Flintsone
I was skeptical of Kashi before but now that I know Giannis supports it, I intend to sign up and get to know it better!
(Just trying to imagine the person who thinks like this)
(Just trying to imagine the person who thinks like this)
February 7, 2026 at 12:42 AM
I was skeptical of Kashi before but now that I know Giannis supports it, I intend to sign up and get to know it better!
(Just trying to imagine the person who thinks like this)
(Just trying to imagine the person who thinks like this)