rich corinthian lavender
@swolecialism.bsky.social
i lost the ability to read in a freak clean and jerk accident in 1989. please be gentle. he/him
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people sometimes ask me, bluesky user swolecialism.bsky.social, what exactly is Swolecialism? well, the theory is sometimes complex but this is praxis:
Jesus christ, Joyce
“whatever club he’s invited to join has been devalued by the invitation”
November 11, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Jesus christ, Joyce
They spent a ton of effort trying to repeal the affordable care act and now theyre basically gonna do it by accident
November 11, 2025 at 1:02 AM
They spent a ton of effort trying to repeal the affordable care act and now theyre basically gonna do it by accident
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don’t explain it to me, you can’t make me learn things, I’m american
November 11, 2025 at 12:57 AM
don’t explain it to me, you can’t make me learn things, I’m american
if anybody needs to borrow the postholer let me know. it's not a very big one, but it was cheaper to buy a battery powered postholer than to rent a gas one for a day, three years ago, so i've got a ryobi battery postholer in the woodloft.
solving the male lonliness crisis by inviting random people over to help me use the postholer
November 10, 2025 at 10:45 PM
if anybody needs to borrow the postholer let me know. it's not a very big one, but it was cheaper to buy a battery powered postholer than to rent a gas one for a day, three years ago, so i've got a ryobi battery postholer in the woodloft.
solving the male lonliness crisis by inviting random people over to help me use the postholer
November 10, 2025 at 10:41 PM
solving the male lonliness crisis by inviting random people over to help me use the postholer
of all the grandiose infrastructure announcements that will totally happen in two weeks that we've had over five years of donny trump, "replacing the air traffic countrol system" is definitely one of them
November 10, 2025 at 10:33 PM
of all the grandiose infrastructure announcements that will totally happen in two weeks that we've had over five years of donny trump, "replacing the air traffic countrol system" is definitely one of them
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The people yearn for the Solarium
November 10, 2025 at 10:07 PM
The people yearn for the Solarium
bring 👏 back 👏 the 👏 salad 👏 bar 👏
Wendy’s plans to close hundreds of its restaurants in an effort to 'boost its profit and make its remaining stores more appealing'
Wendy's To Close Hundreds Of U.S. Stores
The latest round of closures comes on top of the 240 U.S. Wendy's locations that shuttered in 2024.
www.huffpost.com
November 10, 2025 at 10:06 PM
bring 👏 back 👏 the 👏 salad 👏 bar 👏
working on a list of current events I don't care for. surprising number of them concern bill belichick
November 10, 2025 at 7:26 PM
working on a list of current events I don't care for. surprising number of them concern bill belichick
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I had a dream last night that I got knuckle tattoos that were scrabble tiles that spelled out fart butt. You are welcome to use this idea if you like.
November 10, 2025 at 1:26 PM
I had a dream last night that I got knuckle tattoos that were scrabble tiles that spelled out fart butt. You are welcome to use this idea if you like.
if you look at it another way, one of the big things the cavers get from this is the epstein files, so that's fun
November 10, 2025 at 2:24 AM
if you look at it another way, one of the big things the cavers get from this is the epstein files, so that's fun
I will never willingly optimize a shader. That shit ain't my problem.
November 10, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I will never willingly optimize a shader. That shit ain't my problem.
Incidentally this level of frenzied lobbying of your senators is what the republican base does every day, year round
November 10, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Incidentally this level of frenzied lobbying of your senators is what the republican base does every day, year round
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Nothing requires you to be so credulous that you take seriously the idea of these guys passing actual legislation, actually
November 9, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Nothing requires you to be so credulous that you take seriously the idea of these guys passing actual legislation, actually
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Damn, I didn't realize we canceled the cookie recipe guy that hard
Funko is $250 million in debt.
The company behind the Pop! vinyl figurines you have undoubtedly seen absolutely everywhere warns it may not last another 12 months without an acquition or additional funding.
(Read more: Dexerto)
The company behind the Pop! vinyl figurines you have undoubtedly seen absolutely everywhere warns it may not last another 12 months without an acquition or additional funding.
(Read more: Dexerto)
November 9, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Damn, I didn't realize we canceled the cookie recipe guy that hard
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pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.
A Sharon Begley byline, almost 5 years after her death.
Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."
Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
🧪🧬🧫
Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."
Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
🧪🧬🧫
James Watson, dead at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers
James Watson, the co-discoverer of the structure of DNA who died Thursday at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers.
www.statnews.com
November 9, 2025 at 12:55 AM
pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.
Protect these spiders. They're guarding the Kalkitr
World's biggest spiderweb discovered inside 'Sulfur Cave' with 111,000 arachnids living in pitch black.
www.livescience.com/animals/spid...
www.livescience.com/animals/spid...
November 8, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Protect these spiders. They're guarding the Kalkitr
Playing a videogame where i role play as a reactionary elite landowner (farming simulator)
November 8, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Playing a videogame where i role play as a reactionary elite landowner (farming simulator)
So, uh, are you... a friend of Zohran
His... awareness of Zohran? what?
NEW: @govpritzker.illinois.gov's office says 3 masked ICE agents stopped & questioned an IL Department of Transportation employee working in Park Ridge about his immigration status & whether he had traveled to New York and his awareness of NYC Mayor-elect @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social before leaving.
November 8, 2025 at 4:59 AM
So, uh, are you... a friend of Zohran
Yall remember that subreddit of guys who would point their own gun at their own balls to prove some sort of bizarre point about negligent discharges and then a bunch of them shot themselves
BREAKING: DOJ goes to SCOTUS trying to stop a district court order that USDA pay out full SNAP benefits this month.
The First Circuit denied an administrative stay, but has not yet ruled on the stay request. And, CNN reported that USDA is already processing payments.
DOJ went to SCOTUS anyway.
The First Circuit denied an administrative stay, but has not yet ruled on the stay request. And, CNN reported that USDA is already processing payments.
DOJ went to SCOTUS anyway.
November 8, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Yall remember that subreddit of guys who would point their own gun at their own balls to prove some sort of bizarre point about negligent discharges and then a bunch of them shot themselves
Can you think of anything that talks, other than a person?
November 7, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Can you think of anything that talks, other than a person?
I hope to live to see the day we send this motherfucker back to Maryland
"The Lord put it on my heart to make a meaningful contribution..."
Dan Patrick drops $1M to expand Turning Point USA across Texas schools
"The Lord put it on my heart to make a meaningful contribution..."
bit.ly
November 7, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I hope to live to see the day we send this motherfucker back to Maryland