Mark Agee
@markagee.bsky.social
I write stuff and jokes, sometimes for TV shows for money. I like fried pickles.
There is no justice so we might as well enjoy a little schadenfreude the the Mamba Mentality “I read The Art of War on an airplane” guy is gonna be unemployable, a fate worse than death for Quarter Zip Americans
November 10, 2025 at 7:06 PM
There is no justice so we might as well enjoy a little schadenfreude the the Mamba Mentality “I read The Art of War on an airplane” guy is gonna be unemployable, a fate worse than death for Quarter Zip Americans
Buddy I’m with you. It’s been 9 months and I still fantasize about inflicting him with serious physical pain
November 10, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Buddy I’m with you. It’s been 9 months and I still fantasize about inflicting him with serious physical pain
“Every morning when I get online, the happiest I am all day is when for a second I think you deleted your account”
November 9, 2025 at 4:27 PM
“Every morning when I get online, the happiest I am all day is when for a second I think you deleted your account”
Pulling up to your bud's with a cooler in the back just to see if he's home, and honking the horn for him to come drink in the driveway and listen to the radio. We must retvrn
November 9, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Pulling up to your bud's with a cooler in the back just to see if he's home, and honking the horn for him to come drink in the driveway and listen to the radio. We must retvrn
I know it's a book tour but for fun let's pretend he's being a slam poet
November 8, 2025 at 4:34 PM
I know it's a book tour but for fun let's pretend he's being a slam poet
"Before we take off, does anybody mind if I stare longingly at this picture of my girl back home? We got big plans"
November 7, 2025 at 4:53 PM
"Before we take off, does anybody mind if I stare longingly at this picture of my girl back home? We got big plans"