Calling my broker and laughing my ass off while I tell him to put everything into pets dot com

It's disgusting and frankly,, disturbing

I'd go back to see my grandparents while they were alive

stop grokking your posts is the new stop signing your tweets

They're saying it's like the fountains at the Bellagio. It's a mess

Yeah. This time it's really bad

The problem is that 56% of Americans have a favorable view of their own rep but only 26% approve of congress overall. If people would stop with the "my rep isn't the problem" mentality and vote against the party for the whole party's actions, maybe they would get the point

Oh Charlie is gonna be TROUBLE

You getting on a private jet to Nebraska to recruit a 11th grader who can write the Argonautica in Greek from memory with a quill, gunning for that 2027 caa prof of the year hardware

You don't want any part of Drexel's humanities team